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Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Can I Be Recruited Into The Nigerian Army Without Connection? by Hedonistically:
jiggyman:
you need no connection baba.. my sister got in with zero connection.
Lol. So you don't know that she had a powerful connection... In between her legs. This recruitment thing in Nigeria works differently for females, especially attractive females.

Don't be so naive kiddo. Act like you know.
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Blasts Eedris Abdukareem: "You Are A Dirty Looking Igbo Smoker" (Video) by Hedonistically: 7:54pm On Sep 29, 2017
cristianisraeli:
timaya you go fit defend your self when idris catch you for hoodhuh?

no bi to make mouth online be the issue

can you back it uphuh

you better to train because idris go use you shine for street after him knock you out
Which dirty "hood" are you talking about? What would Timaya be looking for in Ipodo and such dirty environments that Eedris spends his time loafing around with lowlife urchins? Shebi Eedris and him smelly gang of hungry ragamuffins sabi road to Lekki where Timaya dey stay? Let them go and beat him there!
RomanceRe: See Ten (10) Things To Check While Choosing A Husband In Nigeria by Hedonistically: 12:20am On Sep 28, 2017
Men choose wives. Women don't choose husbands. He who points, kills. He who initiates, owns...

For as long as men approach, woo, propose, pay bride price, and marry... The relationship of the sexes would remain linear. The privilege of "choosing" remains exclusively male.

Change the thread topic and maybe we would have a more guided discussion.
CrimeRe: Guy Who Called A Man 'Mad' In Kano Severely Beaten (Photo) by Hedonistically: 11:15pm On Sep 26, 2017
Raymondif:
The topic na big lie...this is the second time they are using this picture for another front page
Don't mind the idiots. So a case of aggravated assault is now to be celebrated or now a matter of comic relief or what? Shows that the story is fake, contrived, or misrepresented.
CelebritiesRe: P'square: Peter And Paul Okoye Split Finally (Details Of The Breakup) by Hedonistically: 6:24am On Sep 25, 2017
Ganjafama:
When did Paul bring tribalism into their squabble? It was their late mother who adviced Peter not to marry a Yoruba woman, not Paul. Una go just dey talk wetin una no see.
Do you have any proof that their late mother advised Peter not to marry a Yoruba woman? I don't know why people are Yorubalising or tribalising the matter unnecessarily.. The problem has always been the person of Lola herself, not necessarily her Yorubaness. Don't forget that Paul's wife is not even Igbo.

In Igbo culture, no man marries a woman that is EIGHT LONG YEARS older than him. It's unheard of. Coupled with the woman's aristo antecedents and other dirty, unprintable information about her that the whole family (and others like me) know. That's the issue here.

Paul talked about nyansh opening and juju. He knows what he is talking about.
CelebritiesRe: P'square: Peter And Paul Okoye Split Finally (Details Of The Breakup) by Hedonistically: 6:10am On Sep 25, 2017
vicadex07:
You are just as dumb and tribalistic as Paul, Jude and their late mom who planted the seed of hatred before her demise. Typical of you people.

They couldn't just get over the fact that Lola is Yoruba. Yet we Yorubas accept you wholeheartedly to the extent that some of your kinsmen are legislators and council chairmen in Lagos State.
This same Psquare blew up in Lagos and waz accepted by all tribes especially Yoruba. Yoruba people played a very huge part in their success story just like most of you.

Evil people...
What is this mumu ranting about?
CelebritiesRe: P'square: Peter And Paul Okoye Split Finally (Details Of The Breakup) by Hedonistically: 12:13am On Sep 25, 2017
Peter is the new synonym for mumu.

He would ultimately learn how foolish he has been for sticking out his neck for the kind of scheming, manipulative wife he has.

Only a matter of time.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Lagos State Govt Replaces Of Dilapidated Pedestrian Bridge At Fadeyi by Hedonistically: 12:03am On Sep 25, 2017
How or why is this newsworthy. After neglecting your responsibility for so long, should we celebrate your tardy response to a matter of public concern?
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Deletes How To Book P'square: Says 'My Family Comes First' by Hedonistically: 9:14pm On Sep 24, 2017
He's a fool.

A wife of yesterday? Wife that he can divorce and marry another. Can you divorce your blood brother - twin for that matter - that you've known all your life?

If his wife isn't ferociously trying to make peace between them, then it shows that she's truly a witch..
CelebritiesRe: Rapper Jay Z Slams US President, Donald Trump – "His Administration Is A Joke" by Hedonistically: 10:55am On Sep 23, 2017
with all... I can't even say with all due respect... With all disrespect...
Jay Z is a born lyricist. Walahi. Baba himself.
FamilyRe: Sex Once In 3 Months, Lasts 30 Secs Yet He Blames Me For Not Giving Him A Child by Hedonistically: 12:42am On Sep 23, 2017
Rokia2:
Try to spice things up a bit. Change up your look. I know how stressful it can be having a newborn baby you barely have time for yourself. But you just have to try a bit and change up your look. Hey I'm not blaming it on you, trust me am not but sometimes especially after having a baby the whole thing can be so exhausting one can forget one self. Get some sexy clothes, fix your hair, look after your skin get your make up done once in a while just to look Beautiful for him. We women like to dress for other women forgetting the most important person our husbands/bfs.

When there's a weeding we slay like there's no tommorrow. An occasional or a party we dress to kill. But we forget the most important part looking absolutely beautiful for our partners in the house. Also try to buy some sexy lingeries go for a nice wax.......(depends on his preference though lol and yours you know best) and put on some nice smelling perfumes at night. You know those sensual body mist not those overpowering perfumes for daytime. Having a baby is possibly the most stressful moment a couple can go through especially the woman. Sometimes take the child to family members and have some ME time.

It could be way deeper then this and something better knew to only him but you may never know unless you try.
Wise counsel.

Like I have said many times, too many women assume that men are robots sexually. They assume that "men love sex", so no matter what, men can simply get it up, insert, and thrust for hours nonstop. So because you're a woman and you feel Hot (oh really?), you expect a man to press a button and get groovy to your satisfaction no matter what.

It doesn't work like that.

I know for a fact that many men (including my humble self) are TURNED OFF by the whole pregnancy/post childbirth wahala of women. The whole baby wahala, breastfeeding, breast milk stains all over the nightie, untidy appearance due to baby wahala, postnatal belly stretchmarks, etc. We're talking about a man that was used to a 'hot' young chick, and the whole freshness mental image underpinning their sexual encounters. Now all of a sudden she is a mama de mama and yet expects him to be shaking with lust and standing at full attention at the sight of her unappealing naked body.

Yeah Yeah you can supposedly try to be logical about it and say 'and so what', after all, it is his baby too, he made me pregnant, blah blah blah. But sexual arousal is not a matter of logic. It's all about cognitive signals.

So like you said, paying attention to her appearance is super important to help the man overcome the repugnance he is feeling. Super important.
CultureRe: Zaynab-Otiti Obanor: Ooni Of Ife's Ex-Wife Olori Wuraola In New York (Photos) by Hedonistically: 8:23pm On Sep 22, 2017
Reminds me of a certain socialite poseur of yesteryear... "Erelu" Abiola Dosunmu.

Women who ride on barely earned titles to social prominence and financial parasitism.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ilorin Cemetery Rejects Corpse Of Civil Servant Killed By Lightning by Hedonistically: 5:17pm On Sep 22, 2017
Killed by lightening? Statistically, one has a better chance of becoming richer than Dangote than being struck by lightening. Which kind unique 'luck' be this?
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Mr Jollof To Daddy Freeze: Criticize Islamic Leaders, Not Pastors Alone by Hedonistically: 5:14pm On Sep 22, 2017
Hordes of Sheeple have taken over this thread.... See how they are making Freeze's valid criticisms of thieving pastors seem like an attack on Christianity!

Pathetic creatures!
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Lady With The Biggest Ass In Africa��������� by Hedonistically: 8:05am On Sep 22, 2017
Hhenryy:
biggest for where? I have personally seen far more bigger ones.

in my area alone, there are ladies with three times her size!
Abeg where is your area? And specifically where gan gan (street) do those ladies stay? Nothing o, it's just that I want to open a salon for my sister there.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Curvy Tanzanian Model, Sanchoka (Photos) by Hedonistically: 3:40pm On Sep 21, 2017
Yeh. Iya mi o. Baba mi o. Everything me o.
BusinessRe: What Viable Business Can I Start With About N20 Million In Nigeria by Hedonistically:
This thread would be a scammers delight. I can already visualise them, salivating at the prospect of laying hands on a large chunk of your hard earned cash.

Here's my advice. Set up tight Imports and sales operation, focusing on a very small number of products in a profitable niche (I deliberately wouldn't specify any here).

Select a shortlist of products (Based on extensive research on sites like Alibaba, Aliexpress, and Amazon).

Set up a well-designed Facebook page, and then set up a Facebook advertising campaign with a relatively small budget of about N10k or less.

Run an advertising campaign on Facebook for the products you've shortlisted (without actually buying or stocking them yet). The purpose of this campaign is to gauge market response.

If you get positive response to any product in your shortlist, go ahead to source such products from China...yiu don't have to order too many units. Perhaps even N500, 000 or much less would be enough for the first batch of Imports, depending on the unit price of each product.

When the products arrive, you can then accelerate your Facebook marketing (along with supplemental marketing on Instagram, Nairaland, etc).

Enter into order fulfilment or delivery arrangements with any decent courier service or delivery company, to deliver orders to buyers and collect payment on your behalf.

If the first batch of Imports sell out within the set time frame, then it's time for you to enter into customisation arrangements with the supplier (to rebrand the generic products into your own brand name). This doesn't cost much. It only means that you might have to import a higher number of units.

As soon as you hit the ground running, you'll learn the process very quickly and set up a foolproof system that would involve both online and offline supplies and retailing of your products across Nigeria. This would eat up the entire N20m and produce a very solid, sustainable business with excellent profit margins. You would be on your way to hundreds of millions in turnover within a few years.

This process is not as simple as it sounds, but it is not so difficult either. Do it one step at a time and you'll get the hang of it in no time.

RESEARCH RESEARCH RESEARCH. Only ask questions about each stage or step of the process that you don't understand.

Most importantly, DO NOT trust anyone with your money!
PoliticsRe: Blessing Anyim Is Not My Daughter - Anyim Pius Anyim by Hedonistically: 7:36am On Sep 21, 2017
Let's blame the journalist. The Blessing in question didn't expressly claim to be THIS Ayim's daughter. The over sabi journalist made the unverified and presumptuous claim.
CelebritiesRe: Is The Oyinbo Man Genevieve Nnaji's Husband? - Fan Asks Actress (Photo) by Hedonistically: 7:10am On Sep 21, 2017
soberdrunk:
So after all the hype and shakara' nah this low budget Oyinbo she finally marry...... angry
You know that he is "low budget" because he is not wearing Agbada and a long owonikoko cap on top, or how exactly? If she took the same picture with Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg, assuming you didn't know who these men were, wouldn't you make the same silly presumption?

Nigerians can be so judgmental and cynical for no reason at all. Quite shallow.
CelebritiesRe: Between E-money And FCMB Staffs Hours Ago - Photos by Hedonistically: 12:54am On Sep 21, 2017
Twirelex:
anyone noticed how E-Money never removes his cap?
It's part of the terms.

Anyway he removes the cap in public, the worm of prosperity will crawl out, thus setting off a financial downturn for him.
CelebritiesRe: Billionaire Daughter DJ Cuppy Pays Homage To Hushpuppi by Hedonistically: 12:43am On Sep 21, 2017
The only thing I'm sure of is that nobody needs Hushpuppi to verify the authenticity of her Gucci.

Even Aba-made Gussi will automatically look authentic on you when you're a dollar billionaire offspring.
CelebritiesRe: Roman Goddess And Yung6ix Spotted At A Strip Club (Photos) by Hedonistically: 5:26pm On Sep 20, 2017
Omo this girl's steady metamorphosis no be small. From Insta-LovePeddler to instagram slay queen, to Lagos socialite?

Odiegwu.
CelebritiesRe: “Our Society Is Harder On Women Who Cheat” - Simi by Hedonistically: 10:30am On Sep 20, 2017
Just as our society is harder on men who are broke (than their female counterparts). Society imposes unique challenges, burdens, and 'privileges' on each gender. The earlier these disgruntled women understood that and stopped nagging about cheating men, the better for everybody.
PoliticsRe: "IPOB Crisis Bigger Than Boko Haram" - Kashim Shettima by Hedonistically: 7:33am On Sep 20, 2017
This one weak me. My mouth still dey open in amazement.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Laughs At Eedris Abdulkareem For Saying He Is Stupid by Hedonistically: 7:15am On Sep 20, 2017
Michealforever:
Liar. You were no where there. The incident happened on a airplane.

Edris went as far as breaking bottle. What he fought for made sense. Just that he fought with the guest instead of the organisers.

His career took a dive as he was blacklisted by corporate sponsors of music shows and TV shows.

But he fought for a very just cause. .. unnecessary discrimination between foreign artists and Nigerian home ground.

His fight yielded fruits but he did not reap from it financially.
His fight did not make sense. It was a stupid, senseless fight.

There was no method to his madness.

The only fruit that came out of his madness is the irrelevance and dead career that he is grappling with today. The universal consensus about him is that he is a nuisance, everywhere he goes.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Laughs At Eedris Abdulkareem For Saying He Is Stupid by Hedonistically: 2:01am On Sep 20, 2017
Crazytrump:
You're funny o. Act spoilt brat to Edris? He no go fit try am, I was expecting this from him though because he no fit talk more than that ....
Because what exactly will happen if he talks more than that? Eedris and his malnourished hungry Garri drinking sleaze buddies would do what exactly? To who? Davido? Una get sense so?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Laughs At Eedris Abdulkareem For Saying He Is Stupid by Hedonistically: 1:55am On Sep 20, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
.... he knows he can't Bleep with edris . Eedris is not a Joke. Confam Gangsta.. Remember what he did to 50cent?
Abeg, remind us what he "did" to 50 Cent.
CrimeRe: Hector Jobarteh's Suspected Killer, Ismaila Adeyemi, Arrested (Photos) by Hedonistically: 7:55pm On Sep 19, 2017
I don't like incomplete reports.

What are the hows and whys of the murder? He killed him because?


If it's a motive-less murder let us know. If there's a motive, let us know. What were the surrounding circumstances or antecedents?
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe My Fiancée Can Cheat On Me by Hedonistically: 6:01pm On Sep 19, 2017
PierreDeFermat:
guy,forget about marriage for now and focus on your career and how to make this benjis . if we tell you guys such before,you see us like we love money too much. why must you invest anything on a lady and worry yourself? make your money,you're only 30 and still young, don't allow anybody to force you into marriage or wherever and don't think long courtship makes a successful marriage and I'm advising you once again,chase Benjis rather than giving your heart to a woman,you have enough time,flex,enjoy yourself,hustle,make money,never get into any relationship for now,maybe have flings and any lady you pick after you've made enough money will stay glued to you. women love comfort and their search for comfort and extra money is what forces them into cheating but if you make your money,you can control how you like and she would be very careful so as not to lose you. an advice is enough for the wise. I don tell you my own o like I go tell my brother
A fellow 'learned' man. The real learn-ED. No be small boy lawyers own.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Stands Proscribed, Terrorist Group – FG by Hedonistically: 5:37pm On Sep 19, 2017
alasco1:
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YOUR FIRST PARAGRAPH IS MEANINGLESS, SORRY.
Your post is meaningless. No sorry.

Read the stupid justification offered by the army for declaring IPOB a terrorist organisation (among which is that IPOB "extorts" people), and then knock yourself hard as retribution for your meaningless comment.

No silly one-liners or circuitous explanations needed from you. Thank you.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Stands Proscribed, Terrorist Group – FG by Hedonistically: 5:09pm On Sep 19, 2017
Why has this zoo Federal Government of cows not declared Omo Oniles and 'Owo Da' area boys in the South West terrorist groups? After all, they also extort innocent Nigerians!

Why haven't Herdsmen been declared a terrorist movement? After all, they are the biggest security threat to Nigerians at the moment, with massive kidnappings, robberies, and other unimaginable crimes being perpetrated by them across the country!

The Federal Government of the Zoo Republic is merely acting according to type.

We reject the government of cows, by cows, and for cows. Hopefully, Nigerian human beings would reclaim their country from animals in 2019.

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