₦airaland Forum

MisterChairman:
this is good .. but am not enjoying ur narrative narration

Badonasty:
Lol....poverty dey this country óò...where can you even get plate of food of ₦200 in Lagos...may God help us

Maldini212:
Absolute nonsense
Them they pick food for ground No be money she use buy am The scum,, after eating no wan pay Na so them dey take run people business down

Richmondofficia:
You no well at all, you better drop that phone and wash your school uniform and cook your indomie

slawomir:
Bros nor dey talk that kind thing
You nor even know why them fall am
You just dey yarn anyhow. See ehnnnnn
Person nor dey carry fall person if matter nor dey ground

Anybody when fuckkk up ehnnn! Them go fall am

Like last week ehnnn. Na im one idiot dey tell my cousin brother say them kill aza account for China when money don enter
Begin compensate my cousin with chicken change

The worse part be say the idiot na even Edo guy
So we just dey wait anytime when he mumu come Nigeria we go fall am

kenwhawha:
Nigerians in America, 70% are Igbos. Nigerians in UK, 90% are Yorubas. Nigerians in Germany, 90% are Igbos Nigerians in Italy, 90% are Edos
Nigerians in Middle East, 90% are Hausa-Fulani.
Nigerians in Europe, 70% are Igbos Nigerians across the world, 70% are Igbos

Emmy2009:
Please let me just get straight to the point. I have a fiancee which I aim to take with me eventually and I have 5million already which I aim to use to travel next year. Abeg which foreign country can I go that has good or even average jobs that will give me citizenship without marrying a girl from their soil. I don't care if it takes years to get the citenship or if I can get it thru mago mago means. As long as I don't marry anyone.
Abeg someone should help me with a list of countries

livebyday:
Truth be told no one saw this coming

Well done Norwich

GGMU

Cheers

Officiallyme:
Guys, I really mature advice from you all.
Well, I broke up with my ex girlfriend a long while ago but she's seriously disturbing my life. She has had other dates since we broke up which I know of. One of them being a mutual friend. She has bleeped other guys but she's still pestering me with sex talk. She's saying she wants me as a sex partner. I'm not unique when it comes to sex so. I won't say it's because of my big d*ck or bedmatics. I'm just normal, not special about my sex. She's saying she just wants to feel me, this and that. Why on earth will I be the only guy she'll come back to as a sex partner??... I'm scared, I'm thinking there's another motive behind and I really need advice in how to handle it. I told her I'm not interested but she's insisting. Not that I don't want to have sex with her but I'm considering myself. What If she's got plans u dunno of. What caused our fall out and break up was the fact that she cheated on me with a guy I'm far better than in every way. I'm not boasting. Even without a condom. But here she is now, requesting we should be sex mates. Please, how else can I handle such advances??... mature responses only pls.
Ps: She really isn't someone I can trust easily when it comes to sex. She falls easily to sexual advances.

Renderhelp:
@Renderhelp,

Yes I said it, MY HUSBAND IS WORSE THAN A PIG! I will say it a thousand times because I am fed up.

I don't know if getting married gave him the license to become so dirty and filthy. We don't have any kids yet but I feel like I'm cleaning up after 5 children. I usually serve his food on the dining table but this man would take the food to our bedroom, lay on the bed and watch TV while eating. When he's done, soup stains will be all over the bed sheet, oil on the TV remote and cracked pieces of bones on the bedroom floor. He doesn't even bother Calling me to take away the dirty plates, he will just shove them under the bed and sleep off.

His use of toilet is another wahala, he pisses on the floor most times and he always forgets to flush. He has this dirty habit of wiping his arse with tissue and dumping it in the bin, he has this weird belief that toilet papers clogs the toilet!!! I have to take out the trash more than 3 times a day because of this. I also see shiet stains whenever I wash his boxers.

He also has this bad habit of stealing meat from the pot. For example if I cook soup with 20 pieces of meat in the morning, by evening only 2 pieces will remain. This gets me very angry because we always fight anytime I ask for money to cook.

He dumps his clothes everywhere in the house, he dumps pieces of paper, pure water nylon everywhere!!! I always pick them up 24/7.

He is also very careless. My younger sis once told me my husband is "jagajaga". He doesn't dress well and care about his looks anymore which was one of the qualities that attracted me to him in the first place.

I have complained to him severally but he gets worse by the day. I told his mother and she said men are like children and its my responsibility to take care and clean up after him.

I can't take it any more and I want a divorce. Should I divorce him? We don't have kids

pocohantas:
Oga, she is not dead.
What has her tribe got to do with this?

Nooneonline:
Stop coming here to post rubbish I am warning u for the last time

davillian:
If you must hit a man hit him were it hurts for the rest of his life.
Take away what he has been working for or his loved one.
The memory will gradually kill him.

Wuzyurdaddy:
The man they were arguing about is in Burkina Faso.

seangy4konji:
Good...

But that is not good enough...the perpetrator must be brought to book...we saw the videos of the armed mobile officers with assault rifles taking straight aim and this you g student protesting without arms..this is pure premeditated murder.

We are in 2019 and when our security agencies have the belief that citizens can be killed with no repercussion then we are in a failed state and a law should be passed tosllow us be armed to protect ourselves in return..if it was the son of the governor that was killed like killing. RAM for trophy?how would you have felt?as a parent..

We have been shouting over and over how this sars and security people are killing innocent people on a daily but you government choose to ignore as if it's not clear to see..I am happy they killed one of the officers..tables are turning little by little..don't let it get to your turn at the top..make amends now before it gets to your doorsteps..

Nigerians won't forgive you when the day come...

A word is enough for the wise..

Rip to the young man..

PS..they just kill you for no reason and it does down.if we ever go to war?which I do not pray..blood will flow like a river in this country.I still have the address of the guy that withdrew all my money that lonely evening despite showing all my identification and four d nothing on me.he has three children a grand ma and wife who lives with him..I have traced him down to his house without him knowing..like a thief in the might I will make his close relatives weep over his household.

YorubaEmir:
I swear I go marry Oyibo to born white children.

Please nobody should tell me about inferiority complex.
Just look at how that boy is beautiful

It’ll also save my daughters money from buying bleaching creams. You see? It’s a win win

Psoul:
If it was a training and the dog could do it during the training, that means it can also do it in real life situation.

Use ur upper very well

Botfuss:
When shall we be able to play videos on nairaland?it’s fking annoying.