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Bobloco:
This hype is something else

Let me say this here that if, I mean if it comes down to Atiku vs Tinubu


Atiku will win

The election will be over before 4pm on election day

The only region Tinubu will win is the South West.

mrvitalis:
The support obi is getting online and offline us surprising me even

bennybuhari:
My Incoming President in my house because my father is useless, Asiwaju Bola Tifnubu Senator Oluremi Tinubu in loved up photo. Looking like expired drug

InfernoNig:
Kate abandoned my brother at the alter and did not show up for the wedding without warning. Everyone was thrown into confusion. It was even trending on social media that week. We kept asking Leke….what he did to annoy her. Leke was confused as well. He said they never had any issue….that they both spoke on the phone that wedding morning.

After that horrible disgrace….Leke did everything in her power to find out from Kate what the issue was but this girl refused to tell Leke or any member of my family or her family why she changed her mind in the last minute. Leke was depressed. He could not eat, he could not go to work for weeks.This heartbreak almost killed my brother. We have been praying for him…telling him God knows best…maybe the marriage was not God’s will. Some people carried rumors that Leke was cursed and can never get married in life.

It was barely a month ago that I started noticing that Leke was finally finding his feet and all of a sudden…Kate is back! Me and Leke are the closest in the family. He tells me alot of things. So, my brother asked me to come see him yesterday after work, I knew he was serious. Leke told me that Kate called him two weeks ago to say she was ready to tell him what happened.

So, they met at a restaurant and kate started apologizing and begging Leke to forgive her. That she made a mistake and she could not go ahead with the wedding because she could not bring herself to face him after she made that mistake. After much begging, Kate confessed that a day before their wedding, she slept with one of colleague at work, Dayo, with nickname called six feet.

According to her. After they had s3x, she felt so guilty and struggled with her conscience until she decided to run away without getting married. Kate said she was under a lot of stress during the wedding. Three days to the wedding, she and some colleagues closed from work and joined Dayo in his car to drop off.

Dayo decided to take her home that day because she was feeling very stressed, having her wedding in a few days time. Kate said, they were all gisting and for the first time asked Dayo why he has the nick name six feet.

Dayo explained that its because he has a big dick and any girl he sleeps with, they either come for more or they run away from him. Everyone was laughing in the car and saying Dayo was bluffing. Kate told him she did not believe him…and said he was just bragging.

When everyone dropped off that evening, Dayo offered to take Kate home. They continued talking about his big dick and Dayo jokingly said if Kate is doubting, he can prove it to her. They were being silly. Dayo showed Kate his dick and Kate went ahead to say its girls without expertise that would run from a big dick.

Kate and Dayo basically got involved in some dirty talking and before long, Dayo dropped Kate at home. Dayo offered to show Kate his dick to prove he was not bluffing. They had s3x in Kate’s apartment that night. Kate said she was trying to prove that she is not scared of big dicks and that is how they ended up with, oya let me try you na….and they ended up f*cking. Kate said soon as they were done she almost wanted to commit suicide but Dayo was like, don’t tell anyone…it was a mistake.

According to Kate, she could not face Leke after that. She ran away and have been regretting her actions ever since. She is begging Leke to forgive her whether or not he accepts her back. Leke says he loves Kate and wants to accept her back irrespective of what she did but he wants to know what I think cos he knows I will tell him the truth.

Well, I told him that Kate does not deserve him cos if she can cheat on him before wedding, then what will happen after they marry? My brother Leke said, he can forgive Kate because he too has cheated on Kate when they were dating but she is not aware. But that his only fear is that…from the way Kate described the affair with her colleague Dayo…he wants her to quit the job cos he will not feel comfortable with her working with someone who has a big dick that she has been attracted to before.

Leke said when he told Kate she has to quit…she said, he will have to learn to trust her cos she cannot quit her job when there is no job these days. That quitting will make it look like she has feelings for Dayo but she does not. She did say however, that she will start making plans to find another job. Leke said she swore on her late mother’s grave that she has not slept with Dayo since that time. That even Dayo is very is very sorry he caused her to break up her wedding and marriage.

My brother wants to know if he should go ahead and accept her or if this girl is whinnying him. Leke said he has never loved any girl the way he loves Kate. He is willing to forgive this one mistake but what if it happens again? Secondly….how will our family learn to forgive Kate if Leke goes back to her. I tell you…people will say this girl is using jazz. Do you think its really jazz? Should my brother and Kate go ahead to marry.

Now, I know what has made Leke happy again…its Kate. Since they started talking, he is happy .Clearly, Leke is not over her. But he is also scared of loosing her again. As for me, I would not take her back cos she is vain…how do you run away from your own wedding because you had a big dick? But I just don’t want to say anything cos my brother is hoping I give him some reassurance. hence, I need you need your advice.

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jedisco:
@mods do shut down this thread. Enough of all these unfounded derogatory madeup stories

Opolopoopolonio:
Because Putin won't stop with Ukraine...

So he has to be stopped now...

MASTAkiLLAh:
if they would just kill themselves with conventional weapons then no problem but instead they're hell bent on using nukes by all means, the radioactive fallout will meet you wherever you are. Something tells me with the state of tensions, it might happen this May

winningwinner:
AN OPEN LETTER TO BOLA AHMED TINUBU, JAGABAN OF BORGU .... By Femi Fani-Kayode

My dearest Jagaban,

You know very well that I have always liked and respected you. You will also recall that a few years ago I warned you that everything that is being done to you today would eventually be done to you given the choices you made at the time.

I bear you no malice or ill-will but in view of what is happening in your political party and given the fact that your good friend, co-conspirator and collaborator, President Muhammadu Buhari, has finally thrown you under the bus and dumped you, I am constrained to write the following.

The bitter truth is that you predicted NOTHING and you saw NOTHING. The only thing you saw were your own vain delusions and insatiable greed and the only thing you felt and that moved you was your blind ambition.

You sold your body, spirit and soul to the enemy and betrayed your people even though we warned you over and over again that those you were dining with were far smarter and far more astute than you.

Yet even though all the signs were there you dismissed our concerns, vilified us, treated us with contempt, demonized us and sought to destroy us.

Now the chickens have come home to roost and the writing is on the wall. The signs are there for all to see. You betrayed and sold Lagos. You betrayed and sold the South West. You betrayed and sold the South East. You betrayed and sold the South South. You betrayed and sold the Middle Belt. You betrayed and sold the North East. You betrayed and sold the North West. You betrayed and sold the Muslims and you betrayed and sold the Christians.

Simply put you betrayed and sold EVERYTHING and EVERYONE in Nigeria just to feed and satisfy your psychotic obsession and compulsive ambition.

Like Icarus the Greek, you flew too high and too close to the sun with your wax wings, puffed up and fuelled by your hubris and pride and now you shall meet your nemesis. The spiritual wound that has been inflicted on you is irreversible and terminal and there is no going back.

The dark clouds that lie ahead of you are thick, ugly, frightful, violent and impassable: you cannot make it through them safely or survive them. Your enemies have dug a pit for you and you have already fallen into it.

They have finally stripped you naked, grabbed you by your balls and taken everything from you.

You have lost your mystique, honor, glory, self-respect, following, clout, pride, reputation and so much more. You have also lost control of the political party that you conceived, formed, nurtured and built. The APC was your baby and now they have taken it from you and are set to kill it.

They fooled you, used you, dimped you and humiliated you and now they are going to expose you, rubbish you, malign you, break you, crucify you, investigate you and utterly crush you.

You dreamed of being Vice President in 2015 and you failed. You are dreaming of being President in 2023 and you will fail.

In all your plans what you failed to appreciate is that God alone rules in the affairs of men. You refused to acknowledge or accept the fact that the Presidency of Nigeria can only be given by God and He gives it to whom He deems fit by prophecy and divine decree.

It is not about money and power and if it were Olusegun Obasanjo, Umaru Yar'adua, Goodluck Jonathan and Muhammadu Buhari, who had neither of the two before being respectively elected as President, would never had made it.

It is about God and God alone. It is for Him alone to give. It is about His purpose, His will, His counsel, His plan and His glory.

He OWNS the Presidency and the minute any man or woman attempts to usurp His role and think that he or she can buy it or manoeuvre his or her way into it by the usage of political intrigues, guile, sagacity, wisdom, power, knowledge, money or anything else, the Lord disqualifies and rejects him.

Such a person will fail woefully and may even end up losing everything he or she values and cherishes in his futile quest.

God will never share His glory with anyone and He will never support a man or woman that is prepared to mislead, betray and sell his own people down the river just to satisfy his vaulting and insatiable ambition of becoming President.

Yet the signs were there but you refused to acknowledge or accept them.

They refused to give you a formal position in the National Executive. They ensured that some of your key loyalists in the South West turned against you and opposed you.

They refused to accept even ONE of your Ministerial nominees both in 2015 and 2019. They humiliated your protegee who you nominated as Vice President and turned him into a pliant and pathetic little errand boy with no testicular fortitude or shame.

They drove your nominee at FIRS out of office unceremoniously and have placed him under criminal investigation.

They have divided the ranks of your loyalists and turned even your hitherto most trusted lieutenants against you.

They insulted, undermined, marginalised you openly and worse of all they made it clear to you privately that they would NEVER give you power.

All this meant nothing to you and you shamelessly continued to support their evil ways and toe their satanic and murderous line.

Yet if you did not care about what they subjected you to you ought to have at least cared about what they did to Nigeria.

For the last five years our nation and people have suffered because of the calamitious choices that you made and the inexplicable and unconciable alliances that you forged.

You propped up and supported a ruthless, heartless, corrupt, bloodthirsty and cruel regime and tyrant and a President that is clearly beside himself and whose mental and physical faculties reside in another realm and in another world.

Consequently our nation has been utterly and completely destroyed, our economy ruined and our people decimated.

They have been slaughtered, butchered, pauperised, emasculated, humiliated, marginalised, insulted and impoverished.

Hundreds of thousands of them have been murdered in cold blood in their homes, towns, villages and farms and millions have been displaced.

Millions more have been ruined and economically destroyed whilst our country remains weak, divided and the butt of cruel jokes all over the world.

Because of your choices Nigerians are being subjected to persecution, physically attacked, enslaved, humiliated, lynched, scorned, maimed, killed, disgraced, evicted and declared persona non grata both at home and in distant foreign lands whilst our foreign Embassies are being demolished by miscreants and local criminals even in supposedly friendly countries.

I sincerely hope thet one day you will reflect on all this and consider the damage you have done to your kinsmen and compatriots.

Whether you do or not is left to you but one thing that is clear: for the choices you have made, for all you have done and for the sheer wickedness and greed that resides in your insensitive and dark heart you will pay a heavy price both in this world and in the world to come and the Lord will hand you over to your political enemies.

Permit me to conclude by quoting the instructive words of a tweet that I posted just yesterday after I heard about the latest developments in your party. I wrote,

"First Oshiomole is kicked out by the Court of Appeal. Then his preferred replacement, Ajimobi, falls into a coma. Then his arch rival, Giadom, is recognised by Buhari as National Chairman.

Conclusion: it is over for Tinubu. He has been thrown under the bus and retired from politics!"

I stand by those words. Happy retirement my dearest Jagaban: may you live long to see the glory of our country restored and the damage that you have done to our people repaired. Shalom.

Emma1Oj:
if truly you are a women and this word came out of your mouth then I sympathize with that man in your life.. I can imagine what you will do to him wen you r angry.

Advocate500:
This so called oba no dey get sense i swear,after foolishly supporting izaiyamo against obaseki in edo governorship election,he is yet to learn his lesson, when they give him sanusi treatment now his admirers will start foaming from the mouth.

Bahamas95:
When the "ancestor" and others visit he would also give them hope by saying something sweet. . What brown envelope cannot do does not exist.



These traditional rulers eh!

whizzler:
Royal response, make every one comfortable yet support none. Oba gha to kpe ei ise!!!

Rilwayne001:
Special Invitation.

Dear Sir/Madam
I wish to specially invite you to Comrade Adams Oshiomhole’s public declaration to contest for the office of President, Federal Republic of Nigeria, in the 2023 general election, under the platform of the APC.

Date: Friday April 29th 2022.

Venue: Cyprian Ekwensi Center for Arts and Culture, Area 10 Abuja.

Time: 3 pm prompt.

Your presence will be highly appreciated.

Signed:
Victor Oshioke
Restructure The Change 2023

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=556964869112071&id=100043956887638&sfnsn=scwspmo

Parachoko:
Bad news for haters of Nigeria.

jaybenugo:
"99% Of All Married Men In Nigeria Have Side Chics" - Princess Shyngle Defends Yul Edochie

Gambian actress, Princess Shyngle has advised May Edochie not to leave her husband, Yul Edochie for having a child with another woman, IGBERETV reports.

The actress said this while defending Yul Edochie who announced that he welcomed a child with actress Judy Austin Muoghalu and married her.

Reacting to people's posts and comments on Yul's announcement, Shyngle said those criticising Yul are hypocrites.

She stated that 99% of all married men in Nigeria have side chics. She stated that the married men who are cheating are the ones sponsoring the lifestyle of many women.

She also said that many married women are cheating too. She said the difference is that Yul got "sloppy". Shyngle left her own husband just weeks after getting married.

She advised May Yul Edochie not to listen to advisers telling her to leave her husband. Shyngle wrote: "Please stay and forgive him. The street is empty o. No man dey so hold your own."

Her Instagram post read;



https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc5QDeFrBpI/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Islandlady:
This is a man who mean well for the country

Sadly people blinded by hatred will not see his potential and what he will offer!

Well may God give us the best leader come 2023 and also get your PVCs ready

MikoB:
I keep telling them, they keep arguing, one down many to go, in my 10 decided governors for osinbajo and 5 swings governors, with many states without apc governors for him as well. Just watch out!

buckeyemedia:
Yet they still danced to the President’s tune?

Nigerialabalaba:
Sumol boy u no sabi anytin.Twitter na loss making small company wey dey shake yansh. Nigeria sent Jack back to hin village with dat suspension and Nigeria fit do am again.
Na during d suspension d board force am to step down and after d suspension , d board sell d company. All u ipob terrorists na una use ur badluck kill d dream of Jack. Seun shld avoid una o. shiorr

Invitationn:
The pictures are nice but that's about it.
Nothing special.
Dumbo said "Nairobi is leading"; leading in what?
60 storey skycraper?
How does that affect the cost of bread and peanut in Kenya?

shogsman:
You obviously haven't been outside of your country,even ordinary Dakar in Senegal has a better view than most Nigerian States not to talk of Durban, Johannesburg,Kigali, Algiers and co

ufuosman:
Don't be deceive with dis pic


If you see some pictures of Nigeria bliv u will will shock

lightskinnigga:
Move this to front page let our leaders see what’s going on in other countries in Africa

Omicronvaccine:
The former boss and co-founder of Twitter, Jack Dorsey, has hailed Elon Musk's acquisition of the platform, IGBERETV reports.

Reacting to the $44 billion deal, Dorsey tweeted,



https://twitter.com/jack/status/1518772757340639232?s=20&t=kaKwl7SfmRtdk616Xfv-Rw[/quote]Where is twitter office in Nigeria?

VoteTinubu2023:
Nice Point.

Osibanjo is a worthy Presidential candidate.

For now, we strongly believe Tinubu is the man with the nationwide influence needed to win the Nigerian presidency.

Vote TinubuOSINBAJO 2023

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VoteTinubu2023:
This doesn't sound like an endorsement.


By the way : Remember to [b]Vote Tinubu 2023.[/b]

God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Brytaboy:
Nothing like his foolishness, he has been trying to please this so called wife of his, like everything he is doing is so she'd feel happy and protected. Do u know this woman has not recovered from the shock of Tupac Shakur death, but he came through and promised to make her happy in all form. Man is just been a man...make Una no blame am, if say e no react Kwa Ina for say one thing one thing. I cum in peace

Cultistupdate:
This one was interviewed in the video I will upload soon on my Google drive.
His name is Godwin. The Eiye members asked him how did he join Ayes (Blackaxe)
They asked him when did he join he said he joined just last year 2021.
He said he joined 2021 in his village in Akwaibom state.
They asked the name of the person that carried him to join he said his name is Godnogoforget.
Then they asked where he is working he said close to UBA

PattyMike:
Abeg dress as u like joor nothing dey happen. I wear black on black almost everyday for the last two years. Even yesterday I wore black top, black timberland and black face cap to an event to a cultist warring neighborhood. But u should avoid any top of the mixed colors yellow and black or any head gear with the mixed colors of yellow and black. Aye color is yellow, black n white. But if u want to draw attention to yourself then by all means wear white top, black trouser or jean and then nack yellow socks with ur palm slippers stroll commot Lol. I guarantee u will not return home the same haha.