Cashio: You can't be sure what she feels until you tell her your intentions. She can only say yes or no, she nor go beat you. So my friend, shoot your shot. You can go like...hey babe, actually, the first time I stopped to engage in a discussion with you, I actually wanted to let you know how I have been feeling about you since the first time i saw you in church around February. However, on a second thought, I felt it would be too sudden and so I felt I needed more time to clarify if it was actually love I felt and at this time, I am completely sure I feel love for you and would like it if you would like to give US a try and see if we could work out together.
Monah4billion: I understand bro. But even when she sat close to me she was busy looking at me & scratching her head..lol make I unfall ASAP
Aswr, i dnt no y some ladies re like dt, wen u approach some ladies at first, they start givimg u ds sexy, romantic look dt wil make u tink they re crushin on u, bt wen u make move, they wl jst turn off
Henryjr: The 15 different kinds of joysticks you'll definitely encounter in life
joysticks are like snowflakes: None are exactly the same, but they sure are pretty. But how many types of joysticks are there, really? Well, a lot more than the scope of emojis would suggest. Experts narrowed down the breadth of boners to 14 main types. Here's what you need to know about each-plus your move to monopolize on that D. (You're welcome...)
1. Circumcised joysticks
Description: The skin covering the penis (a.k.a. the foreskin) has been removed, generally in the infancy phase of life (thank g).
Real talk: This is the most common kind of penis in the United States: About 90 percent of men over 20 are circumcised, says Joseph Alukal , MD, an associate professor of urology at Columbia University Medical Center.
Your move: Previous research has found that circumcised joysticks can be less sensitive than circumcised ones (since they don't have the nerve-covered foreskin). But since youre probably used to this kind of penis anyway, just proceed as per usual.
2. Uncircumcised joysticks
Description: Simply put, the foreskin is left intact. It's generally a cultural (region, religion, tradition, etc.) thing.
Real talk: Uncircumcised men have to work a bit harder to keep it clean down there since bacteria can get trapped in the extra skin.
Your move: As the penis goes from flaccid to erect, it helps to roll back the foreskin to stimulate him more. But the head area can also be super sensitive, so start gentle, and continuously ask him what feels good, says Holly Richmond , PhD, a sex therapist with practices in New Jersey, L.A., and Portland, Oregon.
3. Growers
Description: You know these guys well: joysticks that are larger when hard compared to when they're flaccid AF.
Real talk: An international Men's Health survey found that 79 percent of men have growers.
Your move: During pre-intimacy , wrap your fingers around the base of his penis firmly. This makes him harder and (at least in theory) helps him hit his full size potential. (And if nothing else, it can help delay his orgasm so you both can enjoy sex longer.)
4. Show-ers
Description: joysticks that stay more or less the same size whether they're ready to go or flaccid. (See also: Jon Hamm.)
Real talk: No one knows why certain joysticks function so differently, says Dr. Alukal. But according to that same Men's Health survey, 21 percent of men are the proud owners of show-ers.
Your move: If you're impressed by his manhood the second you see it, say so-he'll definitely appreciate the compliment. But also: Watch out for that BDE.
5. Curved joysticks
Description: When erect, his penis bends slightly (or majorly) to one side or the other.
Real talk: Hi s manhood will seem pretty straight when it's just chilling-it's only when he gets hard that the curve appears.
Your move: Look at his, uh, "quirk" as an unexpected sexy advantage. Experiment and be communicative with your partner, says sex and couples therapist Ian Kerner , PhD, author of She Comes First Try as many new positions as you can to get a better idea of what feels best for both of you.
6. Small joysticks
Description: To actually be considered medically small, "a penis has to be two standard deviations less than the average [five inches]-meaning its just over three inches long when erect, says Dr. Alukal. Outside the doctor's office, ladies call this a "micropenis." Luckily, they're pretty rare-but a small penis can be anything that seems tinier relative to other Ds you've seen.
Real talk: Length is one thing, but r esearchers havent measured girth (a.k.a. width) yet in any formal way, so there arent any established numbers floating around out for that average, says Dr. Alukal. But lots of women agree that girth matters more than length.
Your move: To feel more of him when he's working with less, try the coital alignment technique (CAT): Have his pelvic bone press directly against your clit during penetration.
7. Big joysticks
Description: Manhoods that are seven inches long or more when erect, which is about two standard deviations longer than the average of five, qualify for the eggplant (versus carrot) emoji.
Real talk: It's basically impossible for a penis to be so big that it's physically incapable of fitting inside you, experts agree.
Your move: Make sure you're extra lubricated, and spend plenty of time on pre-intimacy to ease into actual P-in-the-V action. And maybe avoid girl-on-top positions if he feels like too much inside you.
8. Unpredictable joysticks
Description: T hese guys don't always get hard-or stay hard-when they should.
Real talk: About 40 percent of men have joysticks that dont always function as they should, says Dr. Alukal. Whats more, an unpredictable penis could actually be an indicator of a greater health problem.
Your move: If your man has penile difficulties, the most important thing you can do is be supportive. But dont say something like, Its okay, I dont care, because you do...and he knows it. Instead say, "We'll figure this out together," and then actually follow through-by helping him schedule a doctor's appointment, says Dr. Alukal.
That way, hell know that youre there for him-and that you want it to work just as much as he does.
9. Emotionally Sensitive joysticks
Description: This type of ESP is a penis that loses its erection due to embarrassment, shameful associations, social anxiety around sex, or other mental hangups.
Real talk: An inability to get or stay hard could be a sign that he's not not feeling great psychologically about what's going down (perhaps he realizes you have stronger feelings for him than he does for you), Richmond explains. Or it could mean the opposite: He's so into you, he feels too much pressure to perform well.
Your move: Outside the bedroom (in a safe space/when neither of you are naked and vulnerable), have a conversation to make sure you're both on the same page about everything. Miscommunication and assumed expectations can be major buzzkills.
10. Smooth joysticks
Description: Have you ever seen a dick so smooth, it could have been carved from marble? That's what I'm talking about here.
Real talk: A smooth penis can feel better and more natural in your mouth for MouthAction. Or if you're a virgin (praise you), entry should be smoother and more comfortable, Richmond says.
Your move: If you feel understimulated during penetrative sex with this type of penis, try adding a cock ring or even just a ribbed condom (the little dots make for more sensation).
11. Veiny joysticks
Description: Some johnsons have very, er, accentuated anatomy when they're hard-as in, their veins are not only visible but also definitely noticeable physically during sex.
Real talk: Two things generally affect a man's veiny-ness: genetics and muscle. (Typically, guys who work out more have more pronounced dick veins.) His veins might just be closer to the skin and not necessarily bigger, but same diff in the end.
Your move: The extra texture can feel really awesome for many vaginas, so don't be put off by the looks of it.
12. Darker joysticks
Description: No, I'm not talking race here. I mean joysticks whose skin is darker than the skin on the rest of the man's body.
Real talk: Perhaps your vulva is a little darker in color than the rest of your skin? In both cases, it's just a matter of pigmentation and melanin.
Your move: The color of his cock has zero bearing on his form or function, says Richmond. So try not to let it bother you at all, and don't call attention to it (trust me, he knows). "Never shame the penis," she adds. "That won't go over well."
13. Freckled joysticks
Description: Like darker-hued dicks, a freckled penis is a special type with distinctive freckles or birthmarks.
Real talk: Again, skin coloration has nothing to do with what he's actually working with-it's purely aesthetic, notes Richmond. That said, freckles and birthmarks could be other things-like STIs or skin cancer-in disguise...
Your move: If your with a new partner, definitely have a talk about safety, and always, always use condoms if you're not sure (request the test results, girl). For established partners, if you notice spots, marks, or growths that weren't there before, ask your dude to get checked out. For STIs, yes, but also cancer.
14. Hairy joysticks
Description: Whether he's lazy, didn't expect to be getting laid, or just prefers to go au naturel (not judging!), this type of penis has a little to a lot of pubes around its base and ball area.
Real talk: Pubic hair has a purpose, says Richmond. It keeps germs and bacteria, plus holds/emits scents that attract you to your partner (called pheromones).
Your move: If his hair bugs you, don't beat around the bush (heh). In a non-shaming way, ask him for a compromise, saying something like, "Hey, maybe we can trim this a little so I don't chafe/it's more comfortable for me?" (Giving him a reason to shave helps encourage him to do so.)
For oral, feel free to gently push his pubes down with one hand, because having to a little spiral-y strand off your tongue isn't exactly fun.
15. Shaved joysticks
Description: Some men prefer to manscape, keeping either their entire genital area hairless or just trimmed into something less...barbaric.
Real talk: Even though pubic hair helps keep germs away, there's nothing dangerous about a shaved penis, Richmond says.
Your move: Enjoy the view. "You get a clear look at everything-his entire shaft, his balls, his anus, his perineum, everything-so take your time to explore and experiment with what feels good for him, and by association, you," Richmond says.
And rub on some lubricant : "Lube on smooth skin is even more slippery, which can feel amazing when he's super hard," Richmond explains. Mmm.
Henryjr: The 15 different kinds of joysticks you'll definitely encounter in life
joysticks are like snowflakes: None are exactly the same, but they sure are pretty. But how many types of joysticks are there, really? Well, a lot more than the scope of emojis would suggest. Experts narrowed down the breadth of boners to 14 main types. Here's what you need to know about each-plus your move to monopolize on that D. (You're welcome...)
1. Circumcised joysticks
Description: The skin covering the penis (a.k.a. the foreskin) has been removed, generally in the infancy phase of life (thank g).
Real talk: This is the most common kind of penis in the United States: About 90 percent of men over 20 are circumcised, says Joseph Alukal , MD, an associate professor of urology at Columbia University Medical Center.
Your move: Previous research has found that circumcised joysticks can be less sensitive than circumcised ones (since they don't have the nerve-covered foreskin). But since youre probably used to this kind of penis anyway, just proceed as per usual.
2. Uncircumcised joysticks
Description: Simply put, the foreskin is left intact. It's generally a cultural (region, religion, tradition, etc.) thing.
Real talk: Uncircumcised men have to work a bit harder to keep it clean down there since bacteria can get trapped in the extra skin.
Your move: As the penis goes from flaccid to erect, it helps to roll back the foreskin to stimulate him more. But the head area can also be super sensitive, so start gentle, and continuously ask him what feels good, says Holly Richmond , PhD, a sex therapist with practices in New Jersey, L.A., and Portland, Oregon.
3. Growers
Description: You know these guys well: joysticks that are larger when hard compared to when they're flaccid AF.
Real talk: An international Men's Health survey found that 79 percent of men have growers.
Your move: During pre-intimacy , wrap your fingers around the base of his penis firmly. This makes him harder and (at least in theory) helps him hit his full size potential. (And if nothing else, it can help delay his orgasm so you both can enjoy sex longer.)
4. Show-ers
Description: joysticks that stay more or less the same size whether they're ready to go or flaccid. (See also: Jon Hamm.)
Real talk: No one knows why certain joysticks function so differently, says Dr. Alukal. But according to that same Men's Health survey, 21 percent of men are the proud owners of show-ers.
Your move: If you're impressed by his manhood the second you see it, say so-he'll definitely appreciate the compliment. But also: Watch out for that BDE.
5. Curved joysticks
Description: When erect, his penis bends slightly (or majorly) to one side or the other.
Real talk: Hi s manhood will seem pretty straight when it's just chilling-it's only when he gets hard that the curve appears.
Your move: Look at his, uh, "quirk" as an unexpected sexy advantage. Experiment and be communicative with your partner, says sex and couples therapist Ian Kerner , PhD, author of She Comes First Try as many new positions as you can to get a better idea of what feels best for both of you.
6. Small joysticks
Description: To actually be considered medically small, "a penis has to be two standard deviations less than the average [five inches]-meaning its just over three inches long when erect, says Dr. Alukal. Outside the doctor's office, ladies call this a "micropenis." Luckily, they're pretty rare-but a small penis can be anything that seems tinier relative to other Ds you've seen.
Real talk: Length is one thing, but r esearchers havent measured girth (a.k.a. width) yet in any formal way, so there arent any established numbers floating around out for that average, says Dr. Alukal. But lots of women agree that girth matters more than length.
Your move: To feel more of him when he's working with less, try the coital alignment technique (CAT): Have his pelvic bone press directly against your clit during penetration.
7. Big joysticks
Description: Manhoods that are seven inches long or more when erect, which is about two standard deviations longer than the average of five, qualify for the eggplant (versus carrot) emoji.
Real talk: It's basically impossible for a penis to be so big that it's physically incapable of fitting inside you, experts agree.
Your move: Make sure you're extra lubricated, and spend plenty of time on pre-intimacy to ease into actual P-in-the-V action. And maybe avoid girl-on-top positions if he feels like too much inside you.
8. Unpredictable joysticks
Description: T hese guys don't always get hard-or stay hard-when they should.
Real talk: About 40 percent of men have joysticks that dont always function as they should, says Dr. Alukal. Whats more, an unpredictable penis could actually be an indicator of a greater health problem.
Your move: If your man has penile difficulties, the most important thing you can do is be supportive. But dont say something like, Its okay, I dont care, because you do...and he knows it. Instead say, "We'll figure this out together," and then actually follow through-by helping him schedule a doctor's appointment, says Dr. Alukal.
That way, hell know that youre there for him-and that you want it to work just as much as he does.
9. Emotionally Sensitive joysticks
Description: This type of ESP is a penis that loses its erection due to embarrassment, shameful associations, social anxiety around sex, or other mental hangups.
Real talk: An inability to get or stay hard could be a sign that he's not not feeling great psychologically about what's going down (perhaps he realizes you have stronger feelings for him than he does for you), Richmond explains. Or it could mean the opposite: He's so into you, he feels too much pressure to perform well.
Your move: Outside the bedroom (in a safe space/when neither of you are naked and vulnerable), have a conversation to make sure you're both on the same page about everything. Miscommunication and assumed expectations can be major buzzkills.
10. Smooth joysticks
Description: Have you ever seen a dick so smooth, it could have been carved from marble? That's what I'm talking about here.
Real talk: A smooth penis can feel better and more natural in your mouth for MouthAction. Or if you're a virgin (praise you), entry should be smoother and more comfortable, Richmond says.
Your move: If you feel understimulated during penetrative sex with this type of penis, try adding a cock ring or even just a ribbed condom (the little dots make for more sensation).
11. Veiny joysticks
Description: Some johnsons have very, er, accentuated anatomy when they're hard-as in, their veins are not only visible but also definitely noticeable physically during sex.
Real talk: Two things generally affect a man's veiny-ness: genetics and muscle. (Typically, guys who work out more have more pronounced dick veins.) His veins might just be closer to the skin and not necessarily bigger, but same diff in the end.
Your move: The extra texture can feel really awesome for many vaginas, so don't be put off by the looks of it.
12. Darker joysticks
Description: No, I'm not talking race here. I mean joysticks whose skin is darker than the skin on the rest of the man's body.
Real talk: Perhaps your vulva is a little darker in color than the rest of your skin? In both cases, it's just a matter of pigmentation and melanin.
Your move: The color of his cock has zero bearing on his form or function, says Richmond. So try not to let it bother you at all, and don't call attention to it (trust me, he knows). "Never shame the penis," she adds. "That won't go over well."
13. Freckled joysticks
Description: Like darker-hued dicks, a freckled penis is a special type with distinctive freckles or birthmarks.
Real talk: Again, skin coloration has nothing to do with what he's actually working with-it's purely aesthetic, notes Richmond. That said, freckles and birthmarks could be other things-like STIs or skin cancer-in disguise...
Your move: If your with a new partner, definitely have a talk about safety, and always, always use condoms if you're not sure (request the test results, girl). For established partners, if you notice spots, marks, or growths that weren't there before, ask your dude to get checked out. For STIs, yes, but also cancer.
14. Hairy joysticks
Description: Whether he's lazy, didn't expect to be getting laid, or just prefers to go au naturel (not judging!), this type of penis has a little to a lot of pubes around its base and ball area.
Real talk: Pubic hair has a purpose, says Richmond. It keeps germs and bacteria, plus holds/emits scents that attract you to your partner (called pheromones).
Your move: If his hair bugs you, don't beat around the bush (heh). In a non-shaming way, ask him for a compromise, saying something like, "Hey, maybe we can trim this a little so I don't chafe/it's more comfortable for me?" (Giving him a reason to shave helps encourage him to do so.)
For oral, feel free to gently push his pubes down with one hand, because having to a little spiral-y strand off your tongue isn't exactly fun.
15. Shaved joysticks
Description: Some men prefer to manscape, keeping either their entire genital area hairless or just trimmed into something less...barbaric.
Real talk: Even though pubic hair helps keep germs away, there's nothing dangerous about a shaved penis, Richmond says.
Your move: Enjoy the view. "You get a clear look at everything-his entire shaft, his balls, his anus, his perineum, everything-so take your time to explore and experiment with what feels good for him, and by association, you," Richmond says.
And rub on some lubricant : "Lube on smooth skin is even more slippery, which can feel amazing when he's super hard," Richmond explains. Mmm.
Godoverevery: There nothing bad in loving comfort but it is pure evil as an adult to depend on some else for that.
I don't get myself Involved in people relationship crisis because most times you will make an enemy out of it.
A friend just ended a relationship of over 1yr based on the fact he feels the lady takes him for a fool. According to him which I also confirm from the lady, he said most times when the lady is coming or leaving is side he books a ride for her even atimes when he is broke the lady will insist she can't take okada or keke to his place. So anytime he is broke he either borrow or wait till he has cash.
About 2 weeks ago the lady wanted to attend a Wedding and she was complaining about the stress, he suggested she book a ride to the place.....the response he got shocked him.
The lady told him she doesn't have money to waste, she rather take public transport.
Baba Dan vex now scatter things because he feels the lady indirectly called him a fool for always booking ride for her anytime she is visiting him and going. He is really pained because he hardly even book ride for himself on outings.
The lady wants me to plead on her behalf but i don't feel comfortable doing that at all.
In asmuch I also share his sentiment but is this enough reason to break up with a lady ??
PS: they are both working class.
i dnt tink its enough reason for a breakup, lt dem reason wit each oda
Booktree: When your mom shows up at the party on her Night Gown, there is trouble.
A video of a disgruntled mother dragging her daughter out of the groove has gone viral, eliciting mixed reactions from viewers.
African mothers are extremely rigid! They don’t put up with nonsense and aren’t afraid to walk right into a situation and remove you if they don’t think you belong there, which is precisely what this momma did.
Most times, especially when it's flesh to flesh, I tend to withdraw my dick at the point of ejaculation, then cum on her belly. I proceed to lick it off.
I love to drink and swallow my own cum. When I use condom, I empty my juice in a cup, add milk atimes (if available) then drink up.
Yummy, I love it. A man hygienic enough, healthy and loves his body should not have a problem drinking his own sperm. It's better than wasting it away in condom.
I love myself and I cherish my sperm.
wt the hell dd i jst read, i need to wipe ds frm my memory
Nostring: they won't take u serious na , to them it's mostlikely what u do everyday to every beautiful girl passing by... leave road side girls and stick to girls around u... The ones u know
ExAngel007: A 19-year-old Akwa Ibom girl is currently in a bad state after she was brutalised by her alleged boyfriend in Ugboroke area of Warri, Delta State.
It was gathered that the suspect identified as Patrick Fregene met the victim on the internet and invited her to Warri. Ever since then he turned her into a punching bag.
"He has been locking her indoor and beating her continuously without his neighbours knowing," a source narrated.
"Thank God for the intervention of his elder brother who heard her crying at night and broke down the door only to discover her like this. She has been taken to the nearest hospital for treatment." the source added.
Human rights activist, Comrade Israel Joe, confirmed the incident on Wednesday, June 1, 2022.
"A quick visit this morning to the 19 years old akwa-Ibom state lady, beaten to a pulp by her boyfriend in Ugboroke, Uvwie, Delta State. There is no justification for such action against anyone and the law would take its course even if the said suspect is on the run," he wrote.
Anitaarthur: A chilling video allgistroom.com has chanced upon has the moment an unknown man jumped a higher rise window to save his sear life after being caught in bed with a married woman.
From the look of things, the married woman's husband got home unusual and unannounced and that forced the man to jump the window to save his dear life because he was afraid he might be beaten.
The man had to jump escape through the window of a second-floor storey building so that the husband of the pad he was in bed with will not catch him.
The man risked his life without even thinking twice
However, as he was escaping, the woman’s husband opened one of the windows and tried to swiftly grab his legs but he was unsuccessful.
Mindlog: Na you suppose to ask yourself dat question, who puts up a public notice when they want to disengage from Nairaland, If not one who craves for attention?
Channah1: Yep. My job is getting more demanding and requires all the time I can get to be really productive. Also because with promotion comes more tasks and higher expectations; therefore for better performance to earn me more promotions in the shortest time, I've decided to quit this distraction of a forum full of toxic and bias people
So, I'll like to officially announce it now so you all don't start concluding blindly as usual.
Let me know what you think in the comment section below. Lol...
Please note that no negative words or energy would be welcomed here as that would be tantamount to instant back to sender.
Demigod22: Most time we will go beyond just a stranger, maybe get to chat and the funny me will make them laugh into my bed. After that first one, we can comfortably knack without expectations. Relationship is too stressful, the cheating, pressures and drama is something I don't enjoy.
bros e be like sey ds ur strategy dey work for u, cut soap for me na
Romance › Re: What Does This Actually Mean? by henndukwe18: 3:53pm On Jun 07, 2022
Chai, u no get joy
