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feel like having my own hubby ryt beside me with my kids, really wish? lovely 2face and Annie

Lolzz, like seriously ?? don't even know what to say

Ptoocool:
aiit,, kindly reply wen u do,,

OK, no p

I will be choosing from the landscape aspect
I think FUTA
they might not have great structures like OAU and the likes but their landscaping design is just superb

There's nothing bad dere, everybody has their past and let's the past be...
what to do is just to probably change your environment after marrying her so as not to affect you psychologically...

whosoever makes this thing viral is stupid and dumb, for Christ sake it's unfair..... it doesn't pick any sense atal

Pretty lady, cute baby and hanshom guy

holyacid:
I guess it's my school, igbinedion university okada Benin, I graduated 2013/2014 and I drove three cars namely cameri 2.2, murano jeep and a range rover sport.i stay @zblock close to 15 street

bros, the Op no ask us update now
Oga oo

I don't think is necessary, everybody is rich in their own aspect whether you go private, public or federal school!

fittty:
Where else if not Private universities? Only rich men can afford to send their kids to private schools

interesting!!
with the ppu wey dy use loan pay Dia pikin school fee abi
coman ask ppu in osun State that sends their children to a private school, Tel will hint you wosupp

That's just an error from the artisan but not withstanding, the management should have find something to do about it
and its has nothing to do by using it to generalize the education sector....
Naija with their karamooo attitude, shior

Afi stuntkid naaa u don loose hope say u no go tall again niii but wait oo, min sf tall oo, atleast I still fit reach the woman shoulder

Integrityfarms:
I am imagining how El Rufai will look besides this woman!!!

Lolzz. m telling u
dwarf wil b an understatement near the lady

Chai, Lord have Mercy!! n someone will coman tell me that some of the occupants won't be aware??, that obviously can't b true how can you board a vehicle with coffin?, even if na free that can't be possible it's Impossicant!!

Hmmmm IT IS WELL!!!

solid3:
Na only Igbo girls fine ni. Has any Yoruba girl recently won MBGN?

Yes now
uno know

Lolzz, Jezz!!
saw it on fbck yesterday, it really disgusting, most ladies bleach?? I don't think is necessary
#sayNo2Bleaching#
#BlackisBeautiful#

Ptoocool:
u welcome,, just sent you a mail,,

opzzzz, unfortunately m not on sub for now

kingarizona1:
When she can't even maintain her bleach Fingers, Only God know how the Center of her NYASH go dey# Nonsense!!!

Lolzz, center of yansh no dy bleach oo, no matter the amount of bleach
yansh dy black as ever nii

Ptoocool:
As in, they guy was like, 'are you f* kidding me'? He simply laughed his asss out..


BTW, you're beautiful

Lolzz, I guess as much

oh, Tnx dude!

Ptoocool:
EmptyHen,,


It takes 4eva 4dem 2pick ur kalz,,especially during d day,,den dey'll keep telling you "hold on, one mumu will be with you shortly"


Got so frustrated one day dat I had to ask the online rep if I can have their (mtn) Etisalat line, incase of next time..

lolzx...funny
I guess they didn't gv u

Amazondepth:
Like say dis Baba dey use Jazz on Nigerians. No one seems to bother he has failed woefully as petroleum minister.na just #istandwithbuhari we dey hear.he takes no responsibility for anything.what style of leadership is this one?

Lolzz, it's a laise faire style of leadership

she looks like an hungry gorilla in the second pix, had to spit it out #no offence like seriously, it's a NO NO!!

Black is beautiful she's pretty!!

Lolzzz, blender ti take over,same with lamp, etc but we stl get that grinding stone oo
my mum won't allow sombori to use blender for ekuru stew, Lolzz.... we dy always gt quarrel for that level and that ludo
ino dy joke with m oo, stl have one in my hostel in school sf n v missed ayoo too
it's been long I saw it.

Who boobs don help?? as far as her boo loves her that way n she can be able to select her bodysize outfit, all those peeps shouting about her boob's should enter lagoon jare, eno kuku stop or affect her income

Naija guys and boobs sha, just like Rice and Beans. later they go say ladies dy use fake boobs.


You rock dear!!

creamylicious:
As an old generation babe I join the new generation guys to say this is a fashion error...... No boobs to hold the shirt....

Nawa oo, so whose fault now....
the way ppu just emphasize about this boobs of a tin Ehn, its outrageous!

love twin gan
wil love to have one, they are lovely but they ain't identical, min want identical *smile *

And some peeps bin blabbing about eye service, she wouldn't have take dos pix, like seriously?? that can only happen if she's not a bonafide person in the society and the fact that she is, ur contribution here that she's doing eye service is not fertile. Hw many help una don offer to your neighbor tokless dos in-need...
some ppu will just be pouring shits all about ,mtchwwwwww




God multiply your pocket Mr and Mrs Okojie

wristbangle:
Two years ago, similar experience happened to me when I paid a courtesy visit to my girlfriend who complained that I am not the caring type (hmm honestly women are complicated beings, this is someone I had to miss a job offer just to satisfy her selfish attention; chai lalasticlala can bear me witness that I have suffered in the hands of Women, he should push this article to FP so that guys can learn from my story )

BACK TO THE STORY

So eventually I visited her but the greatest shock of my life was when my girlfriend told me to hide in the roof because she claimed that the male visitor knocking @ her door is a cultist.

I had no choice than to give in to her advice. Apart from the fact that the roof terribly stained my shirt, rats, cockroaches and mosquitoes were busy making jest of me by romancing my body anyhow . Now the real shocker was when I peeped through the roof to view what was going on between the cult guy and my girlfriend, my eyes went red when I saw the guy giving my ex girlfriend doggy style intimacy.

I couldn't hold the heartbreak, deceit and tears rolling from my eyes and when I shouted "Tola has killed me oo". I fell from the roof, hit my head against the floor and fainted immediately. I woke up in the hospital when the doctor told me that I have been unconscious for several days.


Hmmm women!

@ ireneony and falconey, weldone oo

lol, habaa
that lady is mean ooo

henrylowe:
Very hilarious experience you've got up there Tosyne. Let me also share mine since there's nothing to be ashamed about

I dated this lady for a few months but the only barrier to effective display of our love in Tokyo was the fact that her parents were unnecessarily being strict which prevented us from having the opportunity to see each other but did more of phone conversation. In fact, I dare not visit her and even when she managed to sneak of the house to visit me, she would be very conscious of time for the fear of being scolded if her parents ever found her missing in the house.

One day, on a Friday to be precise, she called me to come and sleep over at her place as her parents were going for a vigil. As a sharp guy now, I smiled to God for answering my prayer. I went to the bathroom, got dressed and also lied to my own parents that I was also going for a vigil, I was granted amnesty by money dad and I headed to her place around 11pm. The whole show started for couple of minutes after which we both slept off (I don't expect anybody to ask me what the show was )

When it was around 4am, there was a knock on the door that was when I knew he was in deep mess. Her parent came earlier than expected. Ordinarily, according to her, she assured me that her parents would not return back until past 5am, but this time I guess things went out of hand.

After few minutes of discombobation on where to hide, I decided to hide beneath the curtain of the toilet located in the axis of the sitting room so that I would quietly sneak out through the main door as soon as they enter into their room. As God will have His way, I successfully hid there, she went to the door, open it and greeted her them. I heard her father playfully told her she no dey use sleep play and all that. She was heading back to her room when calamity happened

Her mother went straight into their room as her father headed towards the toilet to pee before going in with his wife. Seee gbege !!! Before I could say Jack, her father opened the curtain of the toilet and caught me. I thought of running for my dear life but on a second thought the door was already locked with keys so no where to run to

He pointed a torch light on my face and the first question was "what are you doing in my house"? I became a deaf and dumb person at that instance. (Who fit answer dat kind question? ). The man started shouting at the top of his voice and started calling neighbours that he had caught a thief in his house. I began to plead saying "Sir, I came to take your daughter Mathematics lesson and I carelessly slept off". A 50kg slap was registered on my face and he began to beat me mercilessly. When it was dawn, the police came and bundled me to the station since my girlfriend who was in the best position to save him also denied ever knowing me because she knew her head would be ripped off if she made a confession

I was granted a bail later in the day when the she finally confessed that I wasn't a thief


Lalasticlala come and share yours too

lolzzzzz... really funny
I guess it will be an unforgettable day for you

Olusanya333:
Funny thing is, someone will come here and shout "lovely" with an annoying exclamation mark at the back .

Lolzz, isn't it lovely??