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SlimBrawnie:
Operations are covered by it. A friend removed a lump from her breast via NHIS and I had my CS via NHIS, the hospital charges 500k for CS but patients will only end up paying 50k. So it covers some operations, pending on your package.

Its just 15k to register and you are covered for a year, paying only 10% of all medical expenses within the period of that one year.

Hi friend.
Please, I sent you a dm.

Live performance, royalties from media outfits playing the songs, endorsements and some get their cuts from the platforms people download from since the platforms get money from the traffic. Then to the bitter truth, most of them DO OTHER THINGS! Interpret that as you like.

Lai is one clown too many. Like a faulty rifle, he just fires anyhow. He is yet to jolt to the reality of being accountable to a country and not some political party. If we are to go by the way of fine, since the era of his mind boggling lies, this nation would be 5 million naira richer each time Lai opened his mouth to talk.

queenfav:
I don't remember that anymore . It's been years and i have moved past law and it's headaches.

Oh. Okay. A friend wrote their test and he has been bothering me to help him find out when they would revert. I asked a few people who said they did same day or the second day. However, he wrote his since Monday and no word till now. My contact there has not been reachable. Thank you.

queenfav:
@yves Was LSAT..didn't get the job

Hi friend, sorry about this. Please, how long did it take them to get back to you after the LSAT test?

"strike a pose". Not "strikes"

Lol

How is "intimacy gadget senator" the same as "Elisha Abbo?". Nigeria is a joke taken too far. He clearly has no case here except he admits his appellation is IGS or that those adjectives qualify him. This is what happens when Alexreporters dash idiots fictitious awards with reckless abandon.

On a lighter note, the Alexreporters guy is Elisha Abbo's doppelganger. Too much resemblance.

Sonfethopia:
He has right to practice his religion.

Exactly my view. The purported evil he has done was not stated. A traditionalist could as well attack a pastor or imam when such is praying to his God too. Interestingly the "good men" forced the "bad men" to eat a live chicken raw, thereby killing the chicken and forcing a fellow man to eat raw and live meat against the law of the God they serve. What an IRONY!

Amicusacuriae:
u can as well report me to the LPDC

Wait.

Amicusacuriae:
it means that he deposits the money with court so that in the event that he runs away the Court takes possession of the money and hold the sureties responsible till they are able to provide him.
If he however makes himself available to all the court proceedings without jumping bail the money will be returned to him.
If you need any legal document, I am at your service. 08124890654

No. You're not right. His sureties must just be worth that sum. They must show evidence that they have such money in case he runs away. They will forfeit it if he runs. The cash deposit can only be made if the court specifically asks for it, but once you hear "2 sureties in like sum", it does not involve cash deposit, but evidence that they have that sum.
And yeah, your advert on this forum violates the rule of professional conduct. The art of law is not an art of buying and selling where you advertise your wares. Be careful.
If what you also mean by your name is "Friend of the court", then it is "Amicus curiae" not what you spelt above.

MRsettingz:
pls lawyers in the house,
What do they mean by 1billion bail?
Does that mean he has to pay the amount to our court, or they mean his suretties must have property worth of the amount?

No. He has to present people who are worth that amount as sureties so that when he runs, those people would forfeit the money. They must give evidence that they're worth such amount and that they have other things required by the court.

BadAdviser:
Everyone with complete brain cells know Seyi got a mental disorder wrapped up with a very big ego issues.

Just because he's the grandson of awolowo lol.
You're too big to share a drink with your fellow housemates, you dey form rich man yet na cotonou ur people send you go school.

Who noticed it's only Slaves from Tinubu region that's strongly backing seyi up even when it's obvious he has got a very dirty attitude.

These are the same people who collided with the fulanis and brought buhari on us just because of some false 2023 hopes that the fulani gave to them.

Imagine a region in the south*betraying the whole south to collaborate with the north who they know they are they are the major problem we are facing in this country.

You're not just a bad adviser, you've got a very bad brain also. You can say anything against Seyi or whoever, but to make unhealthy tribal innuendo says much about your mentality.

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

Claroo

Nairapreneurs:
Please I need your advice on the best way to go about this.

I bought and personally registered a sim pack in 2014 in my name. Since then, i have actively used the line as my main line. I've made calls, received calls, sent and received text messages and actively recharged my line since then. Anybody that knows me well knows that that line is my main line.

3 days ago, I tried switching on my phone after charging my phone and I got the 'insert sim message'. I made some calls earlier that same day with the line. I went today to buy a new phone to put the sim and got same message.

I went to the MTN office in my location to lay a complaint. The customer service rep told me I need to do a welcome-back for the sim. I agreed to that.

In the process of entering my number to her system, she told me that the number has been registered with another name since January 2018. That the line has been assigned to another customer. A male. I was confused and told her that i have been actively using the line and it started the 'insert sim' just 3 days ago. She insisted that there was nothing she could do. I called the 180 and explained the situation, and they told me same thing.

Please how do I go about getting my sim reassigned to me again. That sim has all my business and client details and it's tied to my financial accounts and other serious matters.. So i can't just let it go that way. I have collected a good number of screenshots from people I have called with the line in recent times.

Please what is the best way to get a solution fast because the line has been switched off and I'm losing out on important business deals as a result.

I'm a L.P too but I haven't handled a similar matter before now. That's why I'm seeking for advice from my able seniors.

@Gavel @Hidentity @specter @Hardbody @Goldblack @LUGBE @swaginton

Write them again, just so you have the record. In the letter, include that you expect a feedback within 7 working days or else you'd be left with no other option than to seek redress in a Court. Also state in the letter the efforts you've made it in the past (so that it can form part of the record). Keep an acknowledged copy. If there is no reply or a favourable reply after 7 days, brief you lawyer. He should write them another letter and request them to do the needful, or else you guys will go to court. After that, legal action will seem appropriate.

Maxymilliano:
And you told him another lie abi

Is this a country?

OdefaGirl:
Broh, you've not been in a situation where a criminal was caught by a mob and you alone is advocating for his freedom from them, if care is not taken, they will beat you join sef.

I can relate. The government has pushed us to the point that regard for due process and law no longer hold work.

Cyoung4real:
Goan and thief, you hear, I go flog you 2by2 for head, let police coman arrest me. Nonsense.

This comment does not portray you as an individual with the ability to comprehend. Move to one side and let's see sensible comments.

The OP is an interesting person. You are not an advocate of jungle justice but YOU BEAT HIM TO PULP? Beating someone alone, even without beating him to pulp is jungle justice. It is not until you beat him to death. That said, what you have done to him is criminal and you should try to hide your identity too because you can be arrested and charged for criminal assault. Finally, let contentment be our watchword. A good name is better than silver and gold.

This looks sponsored. A very inconsequential post

booksrite001:

Was that bad?

namiji2598:
it seems people have different definition of *maturedly*

That's your headache. Meddlesome individual.

Lol. She handled it maturely though.

Titugirl:
Good evening,I'm a 500 level law student please i need some career advice/counselling. Can I send you a DM @ hidentity?

Good evening. You can send the dm, please.

Who else noticed we lack priority in this country? Very trivial topics are celebrated. People who are in a higher position than him drive themselves in even more advanced climes and no unnecessary noise.

Elliot2:
Hi there! how can I get through to Femi Falana and co. for legal service?

Hello, please dm me

babatee100:
Friend.... Don't you know freezer b4. Freezer and Tonto are suffering same thing.... Inability to maintain a home. It's a reflection of our society at large. Family values have long been thrown into the Atlantic.... When families fail..... the indices are what Tonto and freezer displaying to the world. Does he have to take camera to hear from a hurting woman?

You said it all. I have nothing to add. You said it all.

Let us assume that Tonto is still bitter and may never get over the breakup with Mr. Churchill. What is the problem with this Freeze of a guy?

No sane man would afford an angry or frustrated person an avenue to make damaging and unfounded claims about other people like this. She should have been left to her Instagram page to rant and ventilate her grievances, but Freeze is becoming a pure public nuisance with his ridiculous style of journalism or whatever it is. A man who applauds a madman and the madman are simply relations by their mental strandings.

The frenetic dance of a lunatic in the market square is an interesting spectacle to behold, so long he's not one's relation. Tonto should be left alone.

The Nemesis of OBJ

fikiman7000:
Hey don't just talk like you ain't ignorant of things,no one is perfect in everything whereas if i judge your assertion based on the documentaries i watch i think i can be forgiven cause I'm not a science student

Then you shouldn't talk the way you did. Next time, do your findings well before you talk or type. Peace

fikiman7000:
Bro stop lying I've always watched documentaries concerning different types of snake and I've never heard that a droplet can kill 100 FULL GROWN MEN,i don dey like you until you said this i think that's poor bro

Read! Read! Don't rely on one source. That you didn't hear such from your purported documentary does not make it a lie. Here you have it: https:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_taipan and https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2209256/amp/Teenager-fights-life-bitten-snake-kill-100-men-ONE-DROP-venom.html.

I have contributed my bit towards fighting ignorance. Now, you can see what is poor is brandishing ignorance by relying on just documentary.