₦airaland Forum

Born2Breed:
Too much sense.

Bows

delugajackson:
We live in a country where killing of snakes is seen as a lifetime achievement. In Brazil, people had to stop their vehicles just for a snake to cross the road.

But over here in Nigeria, people will invade a snake territory all in the name of some stupid expedition, kill the poor animal, take pictures with it and show it off on social media like its some sort of trophy. Where is your humanity? Where is equity? Where is justice?

What are you saying? Venomous snake and humanity? What type of books are you reading? You think the snake that was allowed to cross freely in Brazil would be allowed if it posed threat to them? Even in saner climes, stray, wild or dangerous animals are shot at sight in certain circumstances. It is instinct that tells people to attack first when they come across anything that poses threat. When you see a viper in your room, go to bed and sleep since it is humanity. I am not for animal brutality, but you don't take chances with venomous snakes around you. A farm is not a zoo or a park where these animals are well monitored. If a scorpion stings you once, you won't even say what you're saying. A droplet of the venom from some snakes can kill up to 100 fully grown men, Mr. Humanity.

It isn't the unending rants of the inconsequential accidental celebrities that litter our social spaces that worries me, it is the growing relevance that hitherto reputable outfits attach to their show of shame, ineptitude, immaturity and folly.

One day, I pray Nairaland does not sink to a stage where it would wish it did things better and differently.

Where law ends, tyranny begins. I hope it doesn't get to a stage where common men would see a policeman and lynch him just because he is a policeman.

Donjazzy12:
Jaruuma is a highly sought after lesbian whose tongue has performed wonders in the pussiees and butthole of many rich women in Nigeria. It is rumoured that she has very long and well exercised tongue that can keep licking and sucking for hours on end, that is why she is highly sought after by rich women in Nigeria willing to pay even millions for a few hours of her time filled with unimaginable pleasures her tongue can wrought!

She remains the best!

You talked down another person with so much authority and confidence. You don't even sound like you can be allowed close to her neighbourhood, let alone knowing so much about her. This to me, remains a baseless rumour only you and your type can believe. Get a job.

Mintum:
Na this old woman e be wan marry? Well done SARS, Good riddance to a foolish boy!!!

God, I thank you for the gift of common sense, discerning spirit, sound upbringing, firm mind and grace to be able to reason. Without someone like this, one won't appreciate what God has bestowed on us. Get well, soon.

Mobsync:
I know this's off topic, but I found this joke funny.

A horse walks into a movie theater, gets his popcorn and a Diet Coke, and sits down in one of the few seats that are left.

He realizes right away there's a cow sitting directly in front of him wearing this huge hat, totally inappropriate to wear indoors, one of the big, tall Stetson hats, completely blocking his view.

So the horse taps the cow on the shoulder. Excuse me?

Cow doesn't budge. No response at all.

So again, the horse taps him on the shoulder. Excuse me?

The cow is like ice. He's like a statue.

So OK, one more time. He taps him on the shoulder. Hey, can you take off your hat?

Cow turns around. And he's like, oh, my God, it's a talking horse.

I don't find this funny at all. Very dry and mechanical.

coolestchris:
fake news again ,nairaland oh..
btw if you need my e-book on how to be a billionaire, contact me on 08182705702

Are you a billionaire? I asked because no one can give what he doesn't have.

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Slynation:
Lol...They actually came, i can't even reply anybody that needs it should come get it

Populardemand:
Dirty bleaching Ewedu Eater

Hmm

Populardemand:
Dirty bleaching Ewedu Eater

Hmmm

Slynation:
if this gets to FP, i will donate my scrotum to the less privilege....

They are coming for it! Trust me.

Ibime:
You are wrong.

Opposition in Nigeria is not based on ideology but on campaigns of calumny which do nothing for democracy.

Most of our problems stem from our Governors. The likes of Yahaya Bello, Rochas and Fayose ran their states into the ground.

The Presidency was.powerless to go after them because their ability to deliver their state was needed from the next election.

Cast your mind back to how OBJ dealt with Fayose, Alamaesiagha and other errant Governors. He could do that because there was no external threat from another party.

Nigeria has been sitting on a.precipe where Governors have been steadily running their states into financial delinquency since 2011. They know as long as their party needs them to deliver, they can do what they like. I would urge you to look at the debt profile.of each state since 2011 till now.

http://yourbudgit.com/state-economy/#1

Our politics has become too expensive under 2 party system. Massive bribes and looting of treasury are required to deliver elections where the opposition is formidable. This comes at the expense of development.

Both parties have no.ideology. PDP is no opposition to APC. Nothing differentiates them. The only opposition we truly have (should) come from civil society and the press.

I am wrong, but you're right? In matters of opinion, you don't issue a rebuttal by saying someone is wrong and then attempting to shove your opinion down their throat. How to you sit down, consider someone's opinion (perception) as wrong and then proffer your idea of what is right? This is not mathematics of 2+2 equals 4 which is cast in stone. Even that changes sometimes. State your opinion based on your experience, information available to you and sentiment, but to assume the role of a superior opinion holder is laughable. Thanks

blackgold2018:
Do you have your PVC?

That should be my business, not yours.

I am not a politician and I don't intend to be one. However, there is a great danger in APC winning all states or even most. The nation would not have any opposition and that's dangerous for democracy.

The Buhari led government is too draconian and dangerous to be trusted with absolute powers. Tinubu's aggressive involvement is not for the interest of common men or the country, he has an interest which would be glaring to us all in few years to come. As for Oshiomole, he is the personification of what a leader must not be. For the record, Nigeria deserves better than Buhari and Atiku combined.

Go lady. You can be anything with God, determination, hardwork and opportunities.

delugajackson:
What insolence! What a way to disrespect your father! The fact that you deserve privacy doesn't give you the right to desecrate his home. This is a man that clothes you, feeds you and foots your goddamn bills, and all you could do is pay him back with evil? You and your manfriend deserve to be thrown into a pot of boiling oil.

Hha. Pot of boiling oil?

This news is of no utilitarian value to us in Nigeria at the moment

Michelle55:
Lol.. No fear me.. I'm kind but hate when peeps overstep their boundaries.
Did you visit the club last night to warrant you oversleeping? Oya I'm inviting you to my own church

Lol. I just saw another post of yours where you took a guy to the barber. Not that you insulted him, he asked that you connect on WhatsApp and the rest was... Was going to ask if your first name was savage. I didn't go to club. I don't. Sundays just tend to bear the consequence of the busy schedules in other days of the week. Which church? Does the service extend beyond 2 hours?

Michelle55:
Dude wants to use me to garner likes, had to tell him I'm no match for him
You no go church ni?

I fear you.
I overslept, but to be honest, my "church life" lately has been one kind. Pray for a brother.

Michelle55:
Bros are you normal atall? By the way, who released you from the shackles of madness that has befallen you for the past 22years? Is your psychiatrist aware that you have escaped the mental hospital? Memorize my moniker carefully and remember not to mention me ever again to avoid further insults.
Thank you

Hey Lord. Dude was making waves, Miss brought tsunami.

czarina:
A kid with packs? Not good. Let a child be a child even with the talent.

I agree

May it not end for us when it is just starting

Present

Claroo:
Thrice

219...232...255

I catch you!

Yambee:
Tori olorun is the new word now lol.

So she carry Yoruba liverless man put for bed,come risk your own life?if na me i go insist she follow me go back to where we start the journey.

Bovi no be your fault sha, it don tay wey men dey think with their Pen-s. Shabi na man like us tear Mercy Aigbe house for Lekki,as if na Lekki na Umutu for kwale wey house na still 59k.

Very soon Genevieve Nnaji go still get OIL WELL if that man wey make her pursue all the young guys for years now, becomes the President. Meanwhile, the jobless youth dey here dey make noise on his behalf.

Bovi it don tay we be mumu for tot matter.

Lol @ Yoruba liverless. Tribalism has eaten so deep into your skull that you're no longer able to reason clearly. With your type, Nigeria has an extra inconsequential fellow to cater for.

Countries that work

tsephanyah:
There's only so much of you to go around. It's not a crime to be selective who you give your time and attention to.

Wow. Just after I found so much sense in your signature. I don't agree with this

Idris Elba's name was even written in way smaller letters than his. I think what matters is the recognition. Eyes should be on the bigger picture and not side attractions

Instructive.