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freethinker01:
It should be five things I would learn to do if I was were jobless. Nice write up tho'.

Exmarte:
Abeg who don see am download? When person spend over 24hrs on top one yeye survey

Exmarte:
I don spend over 10yrs on d survey nw nothing dey happen. Why don't I just give you my mail and you send it to me? Pls

medimeet:
I still don't know Hw to download did.pls direct on how to!.thanks

beyondwalls:
Bro, i like this your graphs oo.
BUt could not open it or even download from ur siggy.

Exmarte:
bros,there z survey there na

Exmarte:
Nigga,fix ur link abegi

Dear First Time Voters,

To the young first-time voters, congratulations. You finally have a go at making an employment decision for who occupies the highest office in your country. We, old voters, have failed you - reason the nation is bleeding today. So don’t take our advice on who to vote for.

But I can share with you what mistakes we made and how we made them, if that would help in shaping your decision.

A middle-aged man came to us towards the end of 2010. He said he had no shoes. Truth be told, he was not lying. But then, he wanted more than a thousand pair of shoes. He wanted us to put the next four years of our lifetime (and yours!) into his hands. Fellow-feeling driven, we didn't ask him what he intended doing with our excess crude reserve, we also didn't remember to invite him to one of our universities to meet our undergraduates - engage them in deep intellectual discussions and ultimately re-ignite some hope in them. After all, he was carrying a PhD and was their lecturer until about a decade before.

We were just swept away by…nothing, vagueness, blurriness. Don’t mind me, it’s only that looking back, I regret we didn't have anything to hold him accountable for, should he fail to manage our company (our country) well.

Now, he would win us hands-down in any court of law if we press for charges.

Instead of discussing the job descriptions and how he would fit into it, we were finding faults in this other applicant; a more elderly man who had done a similar job before. “He does not practice our religion. Look at him, he looks old and frail. Don’t give him the job; he will turn his back on us later. He prays five times a day. Can we afford that?” We all said that. I said that too.

Yes, we gave our man the job. And yes, it turned out he didn't know the name of the office he occupied. I’m not joking. If he did, he wouldn't be counting the increase in pass rate at O'level examinations as an achievement.

Now, his contract is over. He wants a renewal. I ask for his scorecard. First thing that worries me on the list is the unending number of road projects he claims we are embarking. He notices my dissatisfaction; and quickly says I could come and see the roads for myself. "I need not." I screamed at him. "Two thousand seven hundred kilometers of road in total under construction, yet our Civil Engineering graduates are roaming the streets – Doesn't add up, my friend!” What more proofs do I need that those projects aren't touching lives?

I have since thrown the papers at him. He failed!

This is one important point in the history of this country. And every first time voter should count himself lucky to be a part of the formulators of what is to become the future of Nigeria. A little apprehension is okay. A few nerves too. It is caused by the moment we are in. Now is NOT the time to listen to your parents. If they knew what is right, they would have made better electioneering decisions in time past; and Nigeria would not be where she is today.

This is your decision to make. Only yours. Read wide. Engage your thoughts deeply. Stay off NTA.

If you do those and still vote the incumbent, then, I will respect your decision.

Yours,

A much older voter.

sheunfemix: You need spanking. First trimester is the worst. I go as far as vomiting blood @ tyms. I don't think any woman has to fake anything @ dat stage cos its always bad. I have sickness till d last day of delivery. What u need to say when u knEel down is "I'm sorry"

UcLloyd: U are the confused one here. Do u even know the full meaning of B.sc? How can u say an Engineering course of 5yrs is awarded B.sc after completion in Nigeria? I thought u're drunk or something till I read this post of urs. Haba! an accredited engineering dept graduate goes home with B.Eng mister. Stop confusing people cuz is no longer funny. If ur certificate says B.sc, u had better rush back to ur school for serious explanation. We have B.tech and B.Eng. Jesus Christ, wetin pesin no go see for nairaland ni! Wayo!!!!

ChelseaKings: Phahahahahahahhahahahaahahahaha... Bros make una no vex o. I wan carry my own confusion come as we dey confuse ourselves dey go with BSc eng n B.Eng dey wait for BH. But una bad guy o. See as u just finish me for here. U for use style do am na. But notin do U my guy.

ChelseaKings: Please let us get it straight and lay all these confusion to rest... Any university that the Engineering faculty has not been accredited, the engineering courses are still under physical sciences and their degree will be Bachelor of Science in Engineering (B.Sc Engineering). Once the engineering courses are accredited as faculty, they are on their own and the degree gotten from there will be pure B.Engineering. Is like that in every part of the world. Hope this is clear. Top of the morning to you guys.

CaptJHMiller: 5 sections
Problem solving 1hr 30questions.
Sentence correction 7min 5 questions
Analogy 7min 5 questions
Antonym 7min 5questions
Critical reasoning 7min 5 questions

Calculators allowed
It's gmat, the foreign type.
Computer based
I guess that's it. Fir those yet to write anyway.

debetmx: Please don't do drugs.

chimex38: At least dey dont need to hustle 4 dier daily need like me..evry tin is free... And most of all Heaven is assured 4 dey dont know wat dey are doin

xarxes: person shut ur trap dis thread is closed go get a life #iblameASUU