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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg4074077#msg4074077 date=1245753959]GAYnners need artificial intelligence cos it seems HNIC believes Bendtner is better than Tevez!!![/quote]we are talking about Bendtner and Manucho

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg4074077#msg4074077 date=1245753959]Manucho was on loan to Hull FC.
How many goals would Bendtner score at Hull? Probably NONE!!!
He needs the brilliance of his team-mates to excel?[/quote]OK I get you. . , . .
When Bendtner was top scorer while he was on loan at Birmingham
He had Kaka,Diego and Ribery supplying the passes to him!!!!
I am shocked at this excuse for Manucho!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg4074077#msg4074077 date=1245753959]Iremember him getting a priceless goal at Craven Cottage(Hull's first win in about 17 games).
Tell me one game Bendtner made a massive difference throughout last season.[/quote]ha ha ha. . . .
Don't even come here.
With just a few minutes to go and the likes of Ade et al firing blanks against Bolton at home,
Nic was brought in and got a priceless goal with a few minutes to go
He got an all important 3rd goal against Hull city(with the African Pele on parade) in the 3-1 win away
He got two goals away to West Brom ending a bad run of draws in which the likes of RVP and Arshavin had fail to find the net.
Not saying Nic is the best thing since sliced bread(he's only 20/21)
but I insist, he's better than Manucho and mark my words,Manucho won't cut it in the EPL.
Sell, if anyone comes calling

Eastbay:
HNIC,
Lame attemt at comedy.
Who wears pink boots apart from the young gayner Bendtner?
so it's now you realise who your fourth striker is?
Making excuses already.
So roma wants bendtner?That IS news.
personally,I don't think Roma would be as blind and silly as that to even masturbate about him.But as tkb said,Serie A clubs have a way of befuddling us with transfer choices.How else would Senderos be at Milan?
As per fluffing chances,you know and I know,that no one fluffs them better than Bendtner.I believe he tops the missed chances charts.
And as per double figures,can you give a break down,please?

It's only a club who has won nothing whose supporters start looking for how ugly the opposing players are.
Pity.

this is whre I have a problem with you mancs
Where in my post did you see my saying Roma wanted Bendtner. . . . even when I replied TKB that Roma did not want Bendtner?
Where also did I write that Arsenal supporters were looking for how ugly the opposing players are?
and obviously you didnt get my banter with sauron over comparing like for like
I took a swipe at Bendtner(pink boots) and Black Pele(rubbish hair)
asking if thats what they are paid to do??
and you must be the only manc who thinks Bendtner is not our 4th choice striker
and consider it an 'excuse'
For the records, Ade,Dudu and RVP are all in front of Bendtner
He only plays when they are injured!
I dont need to give you any breakdown,u can google yourself. . . .
Bendtner was in double figures last season.

Typical mancs
Would always shift an arguement to:
When last did u win a trophy?
Arsenal will be relegated next season,
bla bla bla
Manucho is a failure
Bendtner is better

@TKB
Manucho would have played in the CC team with Randall,Hoyte and co. . . .
and would have suffered more abuse than Eboue,Bendtner and Ade put together.
Would have been sold by January to an Isreali team .

The Italian example was just to compare Bendtner and Manucho.
Roma does not want Bendtner!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg4073895#msg4073895 date=1245752320]This coming from you is priceless. . . . . . .
We can as well conclude Gareth Barry and Stephen Ireland are better than Cesc Fabregas cos they scored more goals.
How spastic can GAYnners get?[/quote]You have come again.
we are comparing strikers, you are bringing in Barry,Ireland and Fab4.
What are strikers paid to do?
Wear pink boots or have wild hairdos like Manucho?[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg4073895#msg4073895 date=1245752320]Manucho is a better striker than Bendtner. . . . .
Welbeck and Macheda are all better than Bendtner(never mind Manucho).[/quote]Arsenal's worst striker is better than Manucho.
Manucho doesn't look like he will ever be a sucess in the EPL.
He was useless with Hull City.
That's why I suggested him being sold to Leceister City or maybe he should just go back to Angola
Black Pele my a**

Eastbay:
HNIC
Before he got those double figures in goals,he fluffed chances in triple,if not four figures.

name a striker who doesn't fluff chances!
Bendtner is the 4th choice striker(mind u) only plays when all others are injured!
Yet, he clocked double figures!
Also, when he was on loan at Birmingham, he was their top striker
Wish the same thing happened to Manucho in his misadventure at Hull City!
You picked on the wrong striker!

Eastbay:
Admit it,that guy looks like a gay icon.

ha ha ha
how about CR7?
Oops, he's no longer your player, but he was admired by gay folks all over the world

Meanwhile, there is this gist that,
If Manure had been able to convince Tevez to stay and buy Franck Ribery.
The Triple Strike Partnership of
Rooney,Tevez and Ribery will enter the Guiness book of Records as the UGLIEST partnership in Football History

sley4life:
No signing yet. All the signings for chelsea have been on the dailies and press. We need to lay out some old legs and bring im more world class player not above 27yrs.

May I suggest one. . . .
Amauri Bischoff !!!
Good left sided midfielder.
Can take on opposition players.
Crosses very well.
Can also play in Central Midfield.
What else do u guys need?
Bring 15m and you have your man!

tkb417:
is he not better than Bendtner?

i have to check. . . .
I am not sure Manucho scored up to 4/5 goals this season
Bendtner was into double figures this season and numerous assist.
Does that answer the question

Eastbay:
Bayelsa United would even bench Bendtner sef.
Dat one calls himself a striker.

ha ha ha
Bendtner outscored your Manucho this season by about a dozen goals.
Meanwhile, Bendtner was holidaying in Rome and the Press thought he was there to sign for Roma
I bet if Manucho had been spotted in a restaurant in Rome, the Press would think he has taken a job there as a Waiter

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg4071477#msg4071477 date=1245700066]The same Manucho that outclassed Drogba/Eto'o in the last Cup of Nations?[/quote]and got subbed frequently in a clumsy and futile team called Hull City
Manucho's contract with manure should be terminated.He should be sold to Leceister city.that's where he belongs!

The tabloids are funny
Heard Bendtner was spotted in Rome
and since Spalletti had stated earlier that he was tracking a young forward from either Italy or England,
the Press just linked the two together
'Bendtner off to ROMA'
Nic was holidaying in Rome!!!

what next

Samir Nasri was found to be eating spaghetti for supper and should be on his way to Milan

Alex Song on the verge of an audition on the new series of the X-Factor because reports say Song likes to sing.

Eboue to retire from football to set up a Dance school considering his sucess rate at turning professional footballers to makossa dancers

The Stories are just getting stranger!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=270819.msg4069649#msg4069649 date=1245680836]I remember mentioning this when Eduardo was bought some 2 summers ago. . . . . . .
Debosky and Loyika were having pre-ejaculations because DUDU scored 9000000 goals in Croatia and i was like the Number 9 CURSE would jinx him.
Sell Eduardo, buy Obafemi Martins.[/quote]It's not about dudu's abilty.
It's not in doubt!
It's that crazy number 9 jersey.
It should be rested at least for a while. . . . . . .
Oba what?
I  will rather  Eboue play upfront for us!

Really . . . .

The kind of bad luck no. 9 has brought to us in recent times, I really wish we retire the number

1. Francis Jeffers- Self explanatory
2. Julio Baptista, The Beast (or more probably, mouse)- Never lived up to the billing. His best contribution to Arsenal was last season in a Roma shirt
3. Jose Antonio Reyes- Little miss sunshine
4. Eduardo's horrific injury

Should we retire the number 9 jersey ?

mukina2:
Onto today, so now we have Vermaelen on board there goes the supposed budget, I don’t believe it for one minute, but for the sake of this post, let’s say it’s true, so is that the end of it then? How about this for a great way around the problems.

Really, I don't also believe the supposed budget is 15m.Though real life isn't football manager, let's opine.

mukina2:
Eboue wants out and PSG are interested, so why not swap him plus a little cash for Sakho?

Eboue and PSG have both denied this.Sakho is a CB.I think if we sell Eboue we should be looking for a back up RB

mukina2:
Toure wants out and Man City want him so what about a straight swap with Richards, he hasn’t spoken to Hughes for 3 months, they hate each other, we need a centre back and he’s an Arsenal fan, happy days.

I think if we sell Toure to Citeh, we should keep the cash rather than go for Richards.Though Richards is much younger and may improve in the long run.He's been rubbish for two seasons.Once available for 19m, now it's 5/6m!!

mukina2:
Adebayor has Chelsea after him, why not swap him for John Obi Mikel and Alex?

John Obi gini?. . . . No thanks. I dont want alex either.Sell Ade and use the cash to bring in another striker

mukina2:
Senderos wants to play in Italy and we want Melo, so why not swap him plus cash? That would work.

Now you are talking!!!!

mukina2:
Gallas is wanted by Marseille and we want Cana, same deal.

Really, I would not like Gallas to go and wouldn't want cana at Arsenal either

mukina2:
We could then sell the fringe players like Randall, Simpson and a few others and pick up the shortfall, we still have £3 million left from the Vermaelen purchase. Now in that little lot we have at least two of our problem positions taken care of and no real money would change hands so why wouldn’t we consider it? That’s just the sort of thing that Gazidas could do and the mentioned players we could out would all get their wishes, there’s no point in keeping players that want to go and we would have the squad we have been dreaming about.

I’m not saying buy them all, but two from that lot would be easy peasy. Or am I doing the wishful thinking bit?

We would also be saving a bunch off the wage bill as three of those players are well paid, no one loses faith and we keep players like Robin and Cesc happy, hey who knows, we may even win the league with that line up!

i share the writer's optimism, but like I said, it's real life and not football manager.

mukina2:
Finally Jose Antonio Reyes is being dumped by Benfica, Athletico don’t want him back and he’s going for €6.5mil, perhaps we should have him back, he was a classy winger and he did get on well with Cesc, any takers

ha ha ha. . . . . No thanks.
Reyes should go back to Seville and enjoy the warm sunshine.

Is that d same Kleberson that was at manure

Italy is being whipped 3-0.
I fear there could be more in the second half.
Can't some South African thugs run on to the field and disrupt the match once it's 6-0??

And Eneramo will be blabbing rubbish in the papers about not being played in the eagles
He's sh&t

Mikel is starting?
Hope it's as a DM!!

Introducing Thomas Vermaelen.
One down.
Two or three more to go.
I can't remember when last we signed by 3rd week of June!

allboyz:
and why's AW silent on Silvestre? or are there not clubs bidding for him? if no clubs are bidding . . .then lets give him out for free . . .instead of wasting our money for his wages . . .

Ha ha ha
I am not sure Silvestre earns more than Gavin Hoyte or Jay E-Thomas .
He has a year left on his contract.
Abeg, he can stay if he wants to stay as long as he doesn't play.
He can be cracking jokes in the dressing room to liven up the spirit on match day!

rasputinn:
I really want to see who's leaving so I know what's left of the thin squad

It's very UNArsenal.
No one has come out saying outrightly that he's leaving.
unlike last year when Hleb and Ade's agents were frolicking with the press linking their player with all the big clubs.
In fact, Flamini had left same time last year.
What's happenning?

davidylan:
He says he's having a medical. Fingers crossed.

What if he fails the medical
Some dude failed his medical not too long ago because of his tooth

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=29783.msg4050412#msg4050412 date=1245335604]Watch out next season, Tottenham will finish above you.[/quote]If it happens, I will put on a Spud shirt and post the pics here on NL
Naah, Not posible in the next threee decades!!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=278163.msg4043871#msg4043871 date=1245252508]BREAKING NEWS:

UEFA BAN DIDIER DROGBA FOR 6 GAMES(The final two games are suspended).
JOSE BOSINGWA GIVEN A 4-GAME BAN WITH THE FINAL GAME SUSPENDED.
CHELSEA FINED £85,000

Chelsea need a striker this summer. [/quote]Ha!
UEFA IS A DISGRACE!
A F*$KING DISGRACE!!!

Haterz all over
When we are linked with a class player,
they say we don't have the money to buy him(Remember the'arsenal cannot afford arshavin rants')
or he's a class above us.(how many players being bandied around are really better than Paddy,Henry,Pires at their peak )
When we are linked with an unknown 16 year old or an obscure player,
the laughs get louder than normal and All the talks of  
Arsenal being cheap or being stingy starts to reverberate.
Na wa ooh

Thread To Be Discontinued.
Load of twaddle.
Hope some people know now, that not everything u see on the internet is true.
Really, any buffoon can upload anything!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=278163.msg4039764#msg4039764 date=1245189725]This is the chance for Nani to step to the plate.
I have no single doubt Nani can't be greater than Ronaldo. . . . . .
He is technically better, all he needs to know is when to shoot, pass and make crosses.[/quote]

I like the run in.
Hopefully, we beat Citeh to win the league on april 24th
and unleash Randall,Wilshere,Merida et al on Blackeye rovers and Fulham.
But first,Monsieur should bring out the cheque book!

Ibime:
Hitzl was not rejected by Villa. They wanted him to stay but he refused to sign a new contract.

I thought so also.
It's like saying Gareth Barry is a Villa reject!

Ibime:
Filipe Melo is out of Arsenal's league. Everyone knows his price is £20m and everyone knows Arsenal are a cheap club.

Better off trying Fernando from Porto. Even Javi Garcia from Real Madrid may be a welcome addition.

Really, do you think we are a cheap club
We will spend big only if we need to.

Ibime:
I shall keep dripping Ades numerous foibles slowly into the thread to increase Dr Kits blood pressure ;

You will be tried in a law court for causing emotional and physical harm.

Meanwhile, we are playing Everton first at Goodison park.
I thought we always play at home first

4 Play:
These imbeciles never sign any player yet?

If Barca makes a firm bid for Cesc, they will lose their best player. Even bloody Sagna has made much about the remote prospect of moving to Real. Sinking ship!

***Gibberish***

Ibime:
Unfortunately he was shot dead 3 days ago. . . . macabre jokes are in bad taste considering the fate that befell the young man. . . .

oops, I didnt know the guy was a DM.
So sorry!

Really, we should sign a DM and move on.
Flamster
No way
I would rather Paddy make a return to north London

khanye:
Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna: I Couldn’t Say No To Real Madrid

@ Khanye,
I was talking about Bacary denying the story tomorrow.
Dude refuted it immediately!

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/sagna-i-m-100-per-cent-committed-to-arsenal

this  DM issue is overrated.
I wish AW would just buy one and let's see if it would solve all the problem Arsenal FC have.
Really i blame a certain Mr Claude Makalele
He was such a gem in the position that  every DM is compared with the great one
Not indirectly saying we don't need one,but I am tired of us being linked with every available DM in the world.
BTW, who is the DM for Bayelsa United?
He may be needed at Ashburton Grove

Oya Dayo,
Tell us about Hitzlsperger's current form!

Emperoh:
HNIC
That was how Ronaldo's started!!

Ha ha ha
As far back as January, many of us knew CR7 was on his way to Madrid
and after that stunt he pulled in your match against citeh,we knew the petulant kid was on his way!

Ibime:
Hitzlsberger abi Shitzlsberger?

Myles P is an idiot.

If Arsenal wanna regress into a Europa League team, they can go for Shitzlsberger. Na only bullet we go chop, what about quality?

What do u have against this dude
is it because he  once played for Villa
It's still speculations, but if he comes, might just be useful!!!. . . .  who knows

khanye:
Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna: I Couldn’t Say No To Real Madrid

Watch Bacary deny the story tomorrow morning!