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PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by holusormi(m): 10:48am On Jul 16, 2014
Suntemi: Yes sir but make you have backup your iPhone before attempting to upgrade
Of course thank you sir
PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by holusormi(m): 10:38am On Jul 16, 2014
Suntemi: You can upgrade. If you later have issue with browsing with the phone, I should be able to help you solve that.
Thanks boss, will do that today and get back to you , am using iTunes to do it, hope am good to go ?
PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by holusormi(m): 10:30am On Jul 16, 2014
Suntemi: Well, iOS 7 is cool. Since you already know about jailbreak, you will only need to do some tweaking to make USSD work. You have nothing to fear but hope your iPhone isn't locked to Sprint USA. Chip and that Network ain't friends on iOS 7.
Well it's locked to sprint ooo..... Does that mean i won't be able to use ios 7 ? Or is there any way to go about it ? .... Ussd na small tin, I only wanna use it to browse
PhonesRe: Iphone Killer Tweaks Section(for Jailbreakers) by holusormi(m): 9:55am On Jul 16, 2014
Hello all
I have a chip unlocked iphone 5 but am running on ios 6.0 and I want I upgrade it to ios 7.1.2 , can I do that through iTunes ? And will the chip still work ? P.s / the phone is jailbroken already, just wanna feel the power of ios 7..... Tumababa and suntemi oya over to you oooo, and other iphone wizards in the house
RomanceRe: Why I Have Not Had Sex Till Today. by holusormi(m): 9:55am On Jul 10, 2014
ueskman: download d latest version of brain cry
Obviously you are too stewpidddd to use 'brain' so downgrade to the latest version of 'stewpidity'
RomanceRe: Why I Have Not Had Sex Till Today. by holusormi(m): 6:02am On Jul 10, 2014
Spotless180: I am running 29 now and i have not had sex with any lady till now.
I have kissed a girl before but it did not result to sex eventually.

My reason is that:
1. I don't see sex as the most important thing in life than pursuing ur goals in life.

2. People behave as if sex is food that you cannot live without. And it pisses me off. Sex is not everything.

3. Am so so scared of the dreaded hiv/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases. I dont want to be a victim.

4. I dont believe in the use of condom. As there are people saying is not hundred percent safe for use. And i cant spend my money on that.

5. They also preach it in church that pre-marital sex is a sin.

6. I don't want to father any child now as i am not ready for it now. So i had to stay away from sex.
If u are not ready to be a father, why impregnate a girl and later ask her to commit abortion.

These are some reason i have not engaged in sexual activities for now.

Do you think it will affect my married life later?
Bla,bla,bla.... yada. yada,yada.... yacka,yacka,yacka
You are a wussy!!!!,,nigger probably can't even talk to a girl n he here claiming goodman for us

'opportunity makes the thief, a thief that has not had an opportunity to steal considers himself an honest man'

The quote above aptly describes you

Go to ashewo house and 'dekonjify' yousrelf, it's just 500 naira....... #Bitchasnigger
RomanceRe: Whats Has Short Guys Done To Girls To Suffer Relationship Rejection? by holusormi(m): 1:45pm On Jun 29, 2014
makaveli1: OP you've got no game and Yu probably ain't the good looking type. Am 5'7 and cute to a fault. Not all girls dig tall dudes. Go get your game up and stop bitching abt height. Am a boss on ma own level when it comes to women affairs no lies. Mental ability is a plus and most girls will tick that in place of height.
Bro, spare us your tales of woe and upload a pincshure of yourself being 'cute to a fault',and intelligent or plsss..**talk to the hand**
CareerRe: For Graduates / Undergraduates... by holusormi(m): 11:20am On Jan 07, 2014
boofydon: Stewpid thread! You talking as if its by your own power you have a cpga of 4.5 Mstcheew. Because you manage enter 4.5 make we no hear word again. Wheyrey jati jati undecided
Bro,why u beefing?...she's not the one who gave u ya third class na,,omo ale,olodo,oloshi jatijati
PhonesRe: List Of Devices You Used This Year by holusormi(m): 9:17pm On Dec 29, 2013
Abu Mikey:


Oboy, see the way people dey lie here shockedshockedgrin

Well, here goes my list.

Nokia X2
Nokia C2
Nokia C3
Tecno N3
Blackberry Tour undecided
Blackberry Bold 3
Blackberry Bold 5

undecidedundecided



The Poster two posts beneath this post is a liar! tongue
Don't be stupid my man,,even my posts on nairaland clearly shows when I was busy sorting for those devices,, lmao,,not everybody. Is as poor as u are sir,and not all of us collect phone money from our daddies... je ko ma ye e
PhonesRe: List Of Devices You Used This Year by holusormi(m): 10:39pm On Dec 28, 2013
Bold 5 (2ce)
BlackBerry torch 2
BlackBerry torch 1
Presently rocking BlackBerry Q10 and samsung galaxy s4 togeda and of course my most faithful nokia 101, battery sooo strong it makes me jump for joy.
RomanceRe: Letter To A Nairalander I Have A Huge Crush On by holusormi(m): 10:33pm On Dec 26, 2013
maureen5: I just want to get this out. It's about time I do. I like you. Like. A lot. I know we are just friends, but. I do. I can't help it. But I want you to do me a favor. Think. Just, think. Think about what it would be like to give me a chance. Think about what it would be like to be with me. Just for a moment, and if the idea is terrible to you, well, I hope it's not.

I've tried flirting, to maybe hint at you. But I don't think it has worked. But then sometimes I think you maybe flirt back, but it's hard to tell. I know you're a people person. You are a really nice guy. You can't help it. But sometimes you come off as a bit of a really serious minded. And it breaks my heart, because i think you don't even notice you like me.

We met on nairaland, you helped me when i had some issues with my phone. you are quite a tech guru, intelligent and smart. ever since then you always help me out whenever i have questions. i have a huge crush on you.

DANG I SAID IT.embarassed embarassed . i just hope you read this and don't hate me.
It's walcom.....i juss know sha,for inside of my mind...
PhonesRe: Reason Why The Etisalat Bis Didn't Work On Your Android Device by holusormi(m): 10:57am On Dec 25, 2013
nobi_lie: Good. And you think Etisalat staff(s) are not on this forum? Thief.

Sorry, u will no longer get refund and it won't work on non BB again cos we alowed it at first but pple miss used it.

The accounts have been changed.
Shut d fork up sir,,,u neva chop dis morning,u dey claim etisalat agent,,,oloshi omo ale!!!
LiteratureRe: MY Police Life (short Story By Faithful Don) by holusormi(m): 1:46pm On Dec 23, 2013
faithfuldon: Thanks my bro. What police will u use 2 threaten a family 4 their only son and what right do u have 2 ask and what offence did he commit this time. But now we can use him for identity theft.if u know anybody in SSS then u will know that a federal agent is not like a typical police.Remember why will i concentrate my story only on stanley's case or it is d only case I ve in 4yrs? And why didn't I say wat happen to d fuel tank or what I told u abt d human head that I spoke about because is not necessary. My Account is still active because of d ppl I rilly appreciate. Just send me a mail pls
I ain't sending no mail sir,,,and in case u didn't know my comment was a trap and u fell gallantly,,,why are u trying to defend urself? And why is dis thread open after u have achieved ur aim??... and with the way u keep responding to all accusations and with ur defence mechanisms, u sound like someone who was caught lying,..well as I said earlier, whatever rocks ur boat,, buh me holusormi ooo...i think it's all bullshiat!!!
LiteratureRe: MY Police Life (short Story By Faithful Don) by holusormi(m): 11:42pm On Dec 22, 2013
The point of this story is wahhuh
As I said earlier it's bogus,,so in all your mighty intelligence as 'the badest spy ever liveth' you had to come on here to insult our sensibilities with this story?? Lmao @ you can't ask stanley's family members for his whereabouts,,, treathen an average nigeria family with police and dey'll tell u all u wanna hear,,smh.. wah self respecting spy comes to the internet to yarn rubbishhuh...... you really tried anyway,,buh I personally don't believe your cock and bull story,,and as for the guy's pics u pasted, wah makes us so sure that you are not d owner of both monikers??...oga this is the internet and any fool can come here to form what he's not.....,,no offence on a scale of 1 to 10,if I am to rate you, i'll rate you 2 over 10,, YOU SUCK!!!
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LiteratureRe: MY Police Life (short Story By Faithful Don) by holusormi(m): 10:46am On Dec 17, 2013
faithfuldon: Thanks for ur concern. I ve so twist this story from town to town, even from male 2 female. I use my knowledge of visiting almost part of nigeria. D story might b in jigawa, kano, kebbi, gombe, yola etc. So am an intelligent officer and with time u will know why dis story came up
Well,in that case I had better sit back,relax and enjoy the story...more updates please!! grin grin
LiteratureRe: MY Police Life (short Story By Faithful Don) by holusormi(m): 12:06am On Dec 17, 2013
@faithfuldon,, be careful man,,even though I know this story is a bit bogus (not all,just some of it)...you could land urself into very big mess,, the Internet is a very big place and u neva can telll who's watching!!.. my 2 cents.
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ComputersRe: Has Perfectmoney Been Blocked ?? by holusormi(op): 9:40pm On Dec 16, 2013
thanks bro, i logged in now and its working perfectly,
dont even know what went wrong the other time, guess they had a minor glitch in ttheir servers, happy it has been fixed now tho
whew...thankz,,hope your day has been good so far
ComputersHas Perfectmoney Been Blocked ?? by holusormi(op): 8:21pm On Dec 16, 2013
hello everybody, not really sure where to post this, i just loaded about 4500 perfectmoney today and about 30 mins ago, i have been trying to open the perfectmoney website and all i got was 'an error occured', even if the main page opens, once you click on the login link, it returns an error message.has anybody else noticed this ?, or are my eyes playing tricks on me ?
please someone should try to open it and lets know what's going on or could it be because of my i.p ?? or the same fate that befell liberty reserve has also befallen perfect money ?..abeg make ina login oo..**sweating profusely*,,my trouser don wet sef
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by holusormi(m): 7:05pm On Dec 14, 2013
mikyke: Hello friends my name is IK, this was or still is the experience I had/am having as the case maybe. I may not be a constructive writer but will try to pass the message across in simple words and as short as possible.
Av been dating my girl for 3yrs now, and we both have bn so happy in it. During this period av never cheated on her as I promised to stay faithful; this may sound strange and impossible but believe when I say I did it. We stood by each other no matter what the problem was and have always come out even stronger than we went into such problem.
To cut the long gist short. About 3wks ago, I called her as usual to know how she was faring (she is based at kaduna while am based in Abuja) but she didn't not pick and did not call back after so many missed calls. This waas strange as it has never happened in our r/ship since we started dating. This prompted curiosity in me.
After about 2days she called me and was crying profusely and she said I quote "my knight I want a breakup I have messed myself up and not worthy of dating a guy like you, you are too nice to be treated the way I just did" and she hung up without allowing me say a word. I became so confused. A breakup was the least I expected reason being that we were happy together. So many attempt to reach her failed. I called her elder sis and she said she left home since yesterday and is yet to be seen, I felt devastated and and couldn't concentrate @ work. Well after about 2 or 3 days I was lucky to reach her and told her to please calm down and explain wat hapend to me when I come to kaduna. The next day I was off to kaduna so bright and early and @ kaduna I got the shock of my life. When I asked her why a breakup that we've been so happy together in her words she said "my knight please forgive me. I messed up and am paying for my mistake. I cheated and now am pregnant". In my confused state, so many thoughts were running through my mind; could she be testing me? If not, has she bn cheating on me for the past 3yrs? Where did I get it wrong that she had to cheat on me? Haven't I given my all already in this r/ship? Those questions became rhetorical. Tears wasted no time rolling down my cheeks. Crying profusely She knelt down and said " I know av lost you already but all I nid is your forgiveness". She also said the guy responsible ran away when she told him about the preg. I felt so angered but didn't utter a single word. In my mind a thought came up; how could something that has given me joy for the past 3yrs turn out to be a source of sadness and sorrow to me. I stood up said I forgive you, and left.
After about 2wks of restlessness, feeling betrayed and fooled which is about 4 days ago, I called her and told her I wanted her back, that I want to stand by her through this period like av always done in the past (I was ready to do so). Just to save her the shame I opted to be the father of the child. Despite her infidelity I was ready to continue loving her like nothing happened between us. I sent her 10k to register for antenatal care and buy somethings she needed for the mean time. Just yesterday my phone rang, it was her number calling when I picked she said "my knight, you just proved to me that real love still exists in this world. You were ready to take up another man's responsibility just for my sake despite knowing I cheated. We have dated for 3yrs now and I wanted to be sure of what am seriously getting into, to know if you are worth waiting for and now I know you truly love me and am grateful to God for sending my way. I love you" and she dropped the call. I stared @ my fone for more than 2munites wondering what just happened. I was having a mixed feeling; happy that she wasn't preg or cheated and angry that I had to go through 2wks of agonizing pain and emotional torture just to prove my love. I stood dumbfounded for close to 10mins and finally said to myself man up and continue in it (r/ship).
N/B she sent back my 10k without being asked to just to prove that she wasn't in of it.
My question to the ladies is this. Will U go this extent just to know if your man loves you? And don't forget that you could lose even the right guy in this process. We see life differently as what works for Mr A may not work for Mr B.
For the guys what will you do if your girl plays this prank or stunt with you. Some how I feel like a fool but I love her and was willing to stand buy her.

Pls let's constructively admonish ourselves. Abeg no insult me coz I did as my head and heart said. Na pesin wey wear shoe knw wia e dey pain am.
Bro, u really tried oo...in anoda view ( my own personal view),, she really was pregnant And she aborted it..after Abortion she called up her mugu (you) and everytin came back to normal,,she ate her cake and she still has it..,,smart geh",,!!!
As for the 10k aspect..don't be fooled bro,,10k is onne of the easiest tinz to come by these days...(beer money,,smh)
PhonesRe: Tecno Or Gionee: Which Will Thrive In Nigeria In 2014? by holusormi(m): 4:52am On Dec 14, 2013
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PhonesRe: Tecno Or Gionee: Which Will Thrive In Nigeria In 2014? by holusormi(m): 4:52am On Dec 14, 2013
Rockyfancino: Gionee of course. see the shape, slickness, with the texture of their case....menn!..gionee for life. eh en... before I forget, gionee is 16 million colours, tecno is 256k colours, with ugly body shape that scratches easily with the screen too.
Besides, @Op check gionee e7, then you'll know gionee is not a China phone again. Gionee e7 is snapdragon 800, and it has two versions... the one of 32GB and 16GB with 3gb and 2gb ram respectively, running at 2.5ghz.
So gionee is just helping the masses with mediatek phones.

Note that gionee e7 is on the same level with Samsung Galaxy note III and is in for a very cheaper price compared to iPhone 5s, Htc's, Nokia lumia, or galaxy notes.
Bro, choose wisely before you pick GALAXY note III , you can still earn that same SWAGGER from gionee e7
Hehehehe,,ode ni bobo yii sha,,,comparing samsung galaxy note 3 to gionee abi na gioonee,,,bro,do u agree with me that poverty has rubbished and ridiculed ur thinking??....lmfaoooo
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by holusormi(m): 1:04pm On Dec 12, 2013
@walcom, disregard the previous post, i downloaded it with my computer now and i transferred it to my phone and voila,, its up and running
thankz for ur patience,,now lemme run along,,i got some apps to download,,lolz..thankz man
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by holusormi(m): 12:57pm On Dec 12, 2013
bro,i restarted already, still d same tin... cry
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by holusormi(m): 10:43am On Dec 12, 2013
walcolm: Can you see the icon for the app on your BlackBerry signifying it has installed ?
No icon !!
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by holusormi(m): 9:58am On Dec 12, 2013
walcolm: Install the app at this link

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/82109696/BlackBerry/1MobileMarket_com.android.apps.apk

it will give you the 1mobile android appstore and u can download and install apps from there
Thanks, I downloaded it, gut when I tried installing it, it keeps telling me ' installer has stalled' any solution?
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by holusormi(m): 7:13am On Dec 12, 2013
@cupid4g, thanks for your help, av finally installed the leaked version and so far so good, it's very cool (me likey), and as u suggested I only restored my contacts and media, even I had a funny feeling that restoring the applications and settings might Bleep the phone up.... pls how do I go about installing Google play abi android market on it.??.... ur fast response will be appreciated..thankz once again
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by holusormi(m): 11:23pm On Dec 11, 2013
hii guys, i finally downloaded the leakes o.s 10.2..... , and am abt to install it, but before dat i want to ask about the backing up process,, is dere a special way to backup my contacts and bbm or once do i just do a general backup with blackberry link ??...ur fast responses will be appreciated...thankz
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by holusormi(m): 9:14am On Dec 08, 2013
RICHIE BOI: Yes I have. The new update is mind-blowing. I'll send you the link later. But the link is for Q10. Thanks to Walcolm wink
pls bro,i also need the link and can u just briefly explain how to load it ??...ii already have blackberry link on my system, juss a lil explanation...(am a fast learner**winks**)
PhonesRe: 7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Buy A Blackberry (2012) by holusormi(m): 10:14am On Dec 05, 2013
ninja4life: thanks for d reply will be getting my z10 on sunday such a shame i will be missing some paid apps which bb is giving it out free
that's nice, you wont regret it, am very sure of that...
RomanceRe: How Much Does An Average Nigerian Girl Have In Her Accounts? by holusormi(m): 10:13pm On Dec 02, 2013
RedBenson: I was in banking all this morning & circumstances happened to make me queue up alongside others. It happened that abt six girls were in my front. I noticed that d 1st girl withdrew 2k, d 2nd, 1k5, d 3rd wanted to withdraw 4k but d cashier rather told her d highest she culd withdraw was N2,900 cos min. of 1k must be left in d account & N100 must be charged for using d counter instead of atm. This means d total money she had in that account was 4k. Well, d 4th girl came & managed to whdraw 5k, d 5th withdrew 1k3h & d 6th girl was told it was only N800.0... was in her account, meaning she cant withdraw any money. She then complained she expected som money in d account. Mnwhyl, all d guys in that banking hall didnt withdraw anythng less than 10k n probably stil av much left inside. This however keeps me wondering how much average nigerian girls actually have in thier accounts despite all these thier 'forming' with brazillian hairs, heavy make ups etc.

Nigerian girls, abeg una attention is needed o. Come & talk!
shutup and stop lying,, most pple nowadays have atm's ,, do pple even withdraw in baanks anymore ?... am sure u know banks deduct almost 200 naira (cant remember the exact figure) for withdrawals less dan 100k ??...bros abeg stop llying to us,as for the mumus rushing here to run dier mouths... naija gehs don scam ina sotay ina brains don fry,,uyall cant even differentiate btwn a serious post and a nicompop's post!!!..smh
PhonesRe: 7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Buy A Blackberry (2012) by holusormi(m): 6:51pm On Dec 02, 2013
ninja4life: thanks for d answer how do someone pay for app or game on bbworld.i
very simple sir, activate internet banking on ur gtb atm,(mobile banking) and when it asks for your payment information,,you should supply all details ,,then you are good to go sir,,altough i didnt do it,buh a very good friend did it and thats what he uses to buy his apps..and btw, i hope you know blackberry world is giving out free apps from now to december 25th ?..i already downloaded shark dash and angry birds today and yesterday repectivley,,so hurry to bbm world and go download today's free app ( shark dash) also dont forget to check tomorrow and subsequent days for oder free apps.... #proudly repping my Q10#...

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