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PhonesIphone 5s Screen by holusormi(op): 9:01am On Oct 01, 2014
Please guys , my iPhone 5s screen got a little crack on the bottom side, though it doesn't affect the operation in any way , I'd like to replace it with an original one ,, any idea what that might cost me and location please

Urgent replies abeg ooo , Tumababa , suntemi, and other gurus ; oya over to you guys oooo
Technology MarketRe: Neat GOLD Iphone 5S Uk Used For Sale by holusormi(m): 10:19pm On Sep 25, 2014
tumababa: this fake iphone 6 will soon flood nigerian market. buyers beware...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zJAMNOFHDw
iPhone 5s 64gb nko ?.... Uk used oo how much pls ?
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 5s For Sale by holusormi(m): 11:12pm On Sep 17, 2014
donsax: That's why you are daft....if you registered 2008 does that mean you can't create a duplicate I.d for scam.....this just confirmed that it is you lanrawaju..because this was what you said on whatssp you just repeated here.
Kindly post the whatsapp conversation I had with you here,, damn man,, ur stupidityy is making my phone hang... sad

Technology MarketRe: Iphone 5s For Sale by holusormi(m): 11:05pm On Sep 17, 2014
donsax: I can see you olarewaju......you must have many I.D on Nairaland...so you are bursted.
Stewpid mofo, if you have half a brain, which I seriously doubt, then you shoul check my profile, don't go about opening your buccal cavity to insult pple u dont know ,, fuvkinggg broke niggerd from generation of brokeass bastardsss,,, #dontstartwhatucantfinish
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 5s For Sale by holusormi(m): 10:51pm On Sep 17, 2014
donsax: Can't you calm down and read...if you are too daft to understand a scam...go ahead and pay him.
I didn't insult you, but you accussed me of being daft, this exactly is the reason you will die very young, you dumb bastard son of a whoringgg stupid bitachhh of a mother!! angry
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 5s For Sale by holusormi(m): 10:39pm On Sep 17, 2014
donsax: Stay away from this scammer or you blame yourself after:
Our conversation:

9/17/2014 10:33 AM: Donsax: Hello....do your iphone has receipt or any deformation?
9/17/2014 10:33 AM: Donsax: 60k
9/17/2014 10:38 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Nah 70k last
9/17/2014 10:38 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Are you in ib
9/17/2014 10:39 AM: Donsax: In ilorin
9/17/2014 10:40 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Can u coman pick it up in ibadan
9/17/2014 10:40 AM: Donsax: Do you have receipt?
9/17/2014 10:40 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Yep
9/17/2014 10:41 AM: Donsax: Bro...send sum1 to ilorin of if you have sum1 dre...just 1k transport
9/17/2014 10:41 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Dahz y I said 70k
9/17/2014 10:41 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Av removed 5k
9/17/2014 10:42 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Any person in ib is 75k
9/17/2014 10:42 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Cause u dey ilorin
9/17/2014 10:42 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Pple dey ask me mk I come benin sef
9/17/2014 10:43 AM: Donsax: Bro...65k last...I have an offer for that b4.....come to ilorin. Its close to ib
9/17/2014 10:43 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Chil 65 nd am gonna come to ilorin
9/17/2014 10:44 AM: Donsax: Bro...it not easy selling cost gadget
9/17/2014 10:44 AM: Donsax: If you have sum1 here cool
9/17/2014 10:44 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Its iphone 5s 32gb
9/17/2014 10:44 AM: Donsax: Money no dey town
9/17/2014 10:44 AM: Donsax: Let me copy a link for you on nairaland
9/17/2014 10:44 AM: Donsax: Of that same offer
9/17/2014 10:45 AM: Donsax: She gree 60k sef
9/17/2014 10:46 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Cause my own is kinda new
9/17/2014 10:46 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Jx lyk 3 month old
9/17/2014 10:46 AM: Donsax: Same with her bro
9/17/2014 10:46 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Am giving full assesories
9/17/2014 10:46 AM: Donsax: She's also doing
9/17/2014 10:47 AM: Donsax: Hpe its factory unlocked sha
9/17/2014 10:48 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Yep
9/17/2014 10:48 AM: Donsax: Come let's finished deal
9/17/2014 10:50 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Oya boss
9/17/2014 10:50 AM: Donsax: That's y I said come here and let settle
9/17/2014 10:50 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Ok will see wah I can do by evening shar
9/17/2014 10:51 AM: Donsax: You mean?
9/17/2014 10:52 AM: +234 816 208 4235: By evening I ll gv u feed bk
9/17/2014 10:52 AM: Donsax: Owk
9/17/2014 10:53 AM: Donsax: No wahala
9/17/2014 10:53 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Jz asked d boy I want to send if he can go to ilorin
9/17/2014 10:53 AM: +234 816 208 4235: He said he can
9/17/2014 10:54 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Buh u payin 75 bruh
9/17/2014 10:55 AM: Donsax: Bra...65 I have oo last.....I have same offer.....abeg
9/17/2014 10:55 AM: Donsax: Send me the phone pix
9/17/2014 10:55 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Last last 70
9/17/2014 10:55 AM: +234 816 208 4235: U want space grey?
9/17/2014 10:55 AM: Donsax: Haa..gold dey?
9/17/2014 10:55 AM: Donsax: 65
9/17/2014 10:55 AM: +234 816 208 4235: 70
9/17/2014 10:56 AM: +234 816 208 4235: U let's help ourselves
9/17/2014 10:56 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Its 32gb
9/17/2014 10:56 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Stress coming to ilorin sef
9/17/2014 10:58 AM: Donsax: I can pay more than 65k for the phone..I can only add 1k due t the stress...that's all
9/17/2014 10:58 AM: Donsax: Why did you have 2
9/17/2014 10:59 AM: +234 816 208 4235: You know aw much ordinary 16gb is now
9/17/2014 11:00 AM: Donsax: Bro...I have offer of 64g 68k here
9/17/2014 11:00 AM: Donsax: I swear...why did you have 2 of it
9/17/2014 11:01 AM: +234 816 208 4235: May b daht one has fault
9/17/2014 11:01 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Av u tested it
9/17/2014 11:01 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Two of what
9/17/2014 11:01 AM: Donsax: Nah
9/17/2014 11:01 AM: Donsax: I know when he bought it
9/17/2014 11:01 AM: Donsax: You said you have 2 of the phones
9/17/2014 11:02 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Hmm
9/17/2014 11:02 AM: +234 816 208 4235: I didn't say two
9/17/2014 11:03 AM: Donsax: Space grey and gold rose
9/17/2014 11:03 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Yh I av d both
9/17/2014 11:04 AM: Donsax: Ohk
9/17/2014 11:04 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Yh
9/17/2014 11:05 AM: Donsax: Let me see pic
9/17/2014 11:06 AM: +234 816 208 4235: <image omitted>
9/17/2014 11:06 AM: +234 816 208 4235: <image omitted>
9/17/2014 11:06 AM: +234 816 208 4235: <image omitted>
9/17/2014 11:07 AM: Donsax: Ok
9/17/2014 11:07 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Yh
9/17/2014 11:08 AM: Donsax: Let me no decision sha
9/17/2014 11:09 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Talk bruh
9/17/2014 11:10 AM: Donsax: I have
9/17/2014 11:11 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Add 3k
9/17/2014 11:11 AM: Donsax: Na...sorry
9/17/2014 11:11 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Av cut two for you
9/17/2014 11:12 AM: Donsax: Bro...I can't add any again..am sorry..what and what are the accessories
9/17/2014 11:12 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Charger earpiece
9/17/2014 11:12 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Original
9/17/2014 11:13 AM: Donsax: Ok
9/17/2014 11:14 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Yh
9/17/2014 11:14 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Den receipt
9/17/2014 11:14 AM: Donsax: Owk
9/17/2014 11:14 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Yep
9/17/2014 11:14 AM: +234 816 208 4235: When do u want it delivered
9/17/2014 11:15 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Drop ur address
9/17/2014 11:15 AM: +234 816 208 4235: You fit pay 40% to dis acct
9/17/2014 11:16 AM: Donsax: Ok
9/17/2014 11:16 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Oyeniyi Adekemi Elizabeth___3053 464 717____First Bank
9/17/2014 11:17 AM: Donsax: Okay
9/17/2014 11:17 AM: Donsax: When do I get it delivered
9/17/2014 11:17 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Prolly friday
9/17/2014 11:18 AM: Donsax: Okay
9/17/2014 11:18 AM: Donsax: I will pay in the next 2hrs
9/17/2014 11:18 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Ur address
9/17/2014 11:18 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Shld I gv d person bringn it dis number
9/17/2014 11:19 AM: Donsax: You mean?
9/17/2014 11:20 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Ur number to call
9/17/2014 11:21 AM: Donsax: Okay
9/17/2014 11:21 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Let me know when u av paid
9/17/2014 11:22 AM: Donsax: Okay
9/17/2014 11:27 AM: +234 816 208 4235: 40% is 27k
9/17/2014 11:27 AM: +234 816 208 4235: Den wen we deliver safe nd ok u pay d remaining
9/17/2014 11:28 AM: Donsax: Okay
9/17/2014 11:28 AM: Donsax: Thanks
9/17/2014 11:28 AM: +234 816 208 4235: U wlc
I still don't see how scamming comes to this conversation, or were you expecting him to send the phones before you pay??... or is the story unfinished?.. come back and update us oo, cos me wan contact am!!
Technology MarketRe: SOLD by holusormi(m): 10:31pm On Sep 17, 2014
nepp: Available
You were supposed to send my bro ur address, but you didn't, ... lemme know what you decide sha
Technology MarketRe: SOLD by holusormi(m):
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Technology MarketRe: JUMP LINE And Pre-order Your Blackberry Q10 From Fhemmmy by holusormi(m): 5:32pm On Sep 13, 2014
Fhemmmy: 16gb will be 95k Naira while 32gb will be 110k Naira delivered to Lagos
Boss you have to come down on your price ooo,, even in naija here it's 85k for the 16gb and if am right , the purpose of preorder is to get a slightly cheaper price ,, pls get back to me sir
Technology MarketRe: JUMP LINE And Pre-order Your Blackberry Q10 From Fhemmmy by holusormi(m): 4:51pm On Sep 13, 2014
Okay sir, so all will be 105k,, will sure get back to you boss, lemme check my funds
Technology MarketRe: JUMP LINE And Pre-order Your Blackberry Q10 From Fhemmmy by holusormi(m): 2:00pm On Sep 13, 2014
Fhemmmy:
Thanks for your business sir, we will look into this and get back to you shortly. You are appreciated!
And while you are at it sire, there's a battery case talked about in the link below , pls help me check if you can get it for me with the iPhone ,, and lemme know the price,, oga Fhemmy u know I like fast business so pls let's do this like we did the Q10 own,, thanks in advance ,, here is the link i was telling you about

http://m.thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-iphone-5-battery-case/#
Technology MarketRe: JUMP LINE And Pre-order Your Blackberry Q10 From Fhemmmy by holusormi(m): 1:07pm On Sep 13, 2014
Fhemmmy:
Thanks for your business sir, we will look into this and get back to you shortly. You are appreciated!
Standing by sir !!!
Technology MarketRe: JUMP LINE And Pre-order Your Blackberry Q10 From Fhemmmy by holusormi(m): 8:39am On Sep 13, 2014
Hello Mr fhemmy, I don't know if you remember me, but I was the dude that bought BlackBerry Q10 from you sometime last year, and now I wonder if you can get me an iphone 5s gold colour, let me know the price of the 16gb and 32gb variant, I await your ever sharp and fast reply, thanks in advance
PhonesRe: How To Run More Than One Whatsapp Account On Your Android Device by holusormi(m): 8:47pm On Sep 12, 2014
Pics or ,,,, crew

PhonesRe: How To Run More Than One Whatsapp Account On Your Android Device by holusormi(m): 8:44pm On Sep 12, 2014
Smh for all of Ina , when we tell you boys to buy iphone Ina go dey shout like day dem put pepper for Ina yanshes,, on my iphone I can run up to 10 different instances of whatsapp , bbm, Facebook, etc and I only need one app to do that (social duplicator) not all these cock and bull stories wey Ina dey do on ur androids ,,, Chei ,, ios is the forking bestest in the whole forking world grin grin
Technology MarketRe: Enter to Buy cheap and affordable MTN, AIRTEL & ETISALAT DATA PLAN EVER.!! by holusormi(m): 6:28pm On Sep 04, 2014
Just got mine, 1gb for 1200, is a good deal, for mtn.. 100 percent legit grin grin
AutosRe: Meet The Six Bulletproof Cars You Can Buy by holusormi(m): 11:06pm On Aug 27, 2014
No matter how proof your bulletproof car is ,, if I want to kill u, ill simply wait for u to come out of the car, and I go shoot u grin grin angry angry , or beta still, , ill call ur name 7 times and u will appear in magic mirror,, and I'll shoot u from abeokuta and u die in Russia grin thatzall!!!!
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by holusormi(m): 5:28am On Aug 27, 2014
Pls house, I need a link to the 10.3 autoloader for Q10.. pls ejoor cool cool
RomanceRe: The New Trend Of Girls In Calabar (must See) by holusormi(m): 6:54am On Aug 26, 2014
Am not really in the mood to type much ,, but our views and beliefs about sex differs ,, I personally don't believe in all that marine, destiny sharing , blood covenant bullshittttt you guys keep talking abt sex ,, personally sex relaxes me and even the most successful pple I know are practically men whoressss,,,; so u want to tell me their destinies have also been stolen ??,,,,, I even discovered that if I have a very important and nerve wrecking project before me ,, I tend to perform better after a very good bout of sex ,, so pls spare me all that story,,, btw in my whole life , av practically lost count of all the gehs av slept with ,, church gehs, mummy gehs , ashis, fine gehs, ugly gehs, small gehs , big gehs , etc and if it's any consolation, my life keeps getting better as the years go by, and I keep getting paid ,,,, so keep propagating your conspiracy theories and I shall keep drilling any hole I feel like !!!
RomanceRe: The New Trend Of Girls In Calabar (must See) by holusormi(m): 10:55pm On Aug 25, 2014
Hembelembe: Hmmn, I see, that's y a guy went and told my husband that am a runs babe, because am was malabress
Well sis, maybe you were sha, runs gehs tend to forget their runs status after marriage grin grin... ps ; think carefully before u attempt to quote and insult me,,...cos it won't end well!!! sad
RomanceRe: The New Trend Of Girls In Calabar (must See) by holusormi(m): 10:44pm On Aug 25, 2014
Op bro,, am a corper serving in calabar,,, no matter how bad you feel the situation is, am categorically telling you that the situation is WORSE than that,, ... grin grin grin ,, in short the only thing stopping me from yanshing my landlady is the fact that am yanshing her 2 daughters simultaneously... angry angry.. in cali here just a plate of rice and peppersoup will get u laid.. can't wait to run away from here,, a man can never be sensible in this town lolz.. and unical babess ehn... make we no even talk dem mata abeg.. smh
RomanceRe: I Think I Am Inlove But.... by holusormi(m): 12:49pm On Aug 25, 2014
Op bro,, let me tell u a story,, that's if what I fear hasn't happened already,,
Last year.. early last year, I went to computer village, to get a phone, from an accredited dealer oo.. bold 5 and I started using it,, few days later I got a request and when I asked who she is, she gave the same old line ' were you not the one that sent me request sad '.. my instincts flared immediately and instead of me to delete her, I kept chatting and I started loving up too oo grin grin,, so we later agreed to meet,, nna men,, what happened to me that day was ' stories that touch ' grin grin grin ,, to cut the long story short, after a few slaps, the bold 5 was even collected from me,, would have been worst..buh based on ruggedity sha,, I went home unscathed. I ws soo ashamed of myself,I even told my peeps I lost it inside a bus grin grin, nd my mumu kid bro,, was like bros beta talk truth, dem steal ur phone but dem give u your sim angry grin grin grin....

Very bad experience, so my advise na say don't meet with her on her own terms and even if u meet with her don't bring her to ur house until uve slept with her like 3 times.. z30 dey expensive for market oo..

Sorry for my long post
RomanceRe: Should A Woman Have A Side Guy In Case Of Disappointment By Her Main Man? by holusormi(m): 11:30pm On Aug 23, 2014
Fourwinds: u think u are smart. dose are d ones dat will be with holding d pants from u .telling u dey are virgins
The fact that that binch in ur area did it to you doesnt mean anoa geh will do it to me,, bro u don chop this night? grin
EducationRe: My Convocation Pictures @ 19th Lagos State University convocation ceremony by holusormi(m): 9:18pm On Aug 23, 2014
Bros op,, as a fresher you looked much older than you looked as a graduate... huh huh,, you do yahoo yahoo for skul ba??.. God cash you grin grin grin ,, congrats tho,, e no easy to be graduate,, angry
AutosRe: Top 10 Most Expensive Suvs On The Market In 2014 by holusormi(m): 9:01pm On Aug 23, 2014
ilotriouzAY: All na vanity upon vanity
Until you've lived the life solomon lived, until uve tasted what he tasted, until you have been declared the world richest man of all time, until you've fuckd 1000 women, until you have become the greatest king ever,, you have no right to say ' ALL NA VANITY UPON VANITY '... go make money joor,, Ode.. poor niggerd!!! angry angry
RomanceRe: Should A Woman Have A Side Guy In Case Of Disappointment By Her Main Man? by holusormi(m): 5:50pm On Aug 23, 2014
Waspy: SMHFU...and you think this girls in church are not the very ones we talking about huh undecided
Trust me sire ,, with my little level of experience ,, once I get into get pants I'll know if she's a fresh church GEH or an over-fuked,husband searching binch grin
RomanceRe: Should A Woman Have A Side Guy In Case Of Disappointment By Her Main Man? by holusormi(m): 5:40pm On Aug 23, 2014
Well,,, I don't care it she has 10 side guys or if am even the main guy or one of the side guys ,,, holusormi doesn't care !!! So far I get my steady supply of punnani grin,, shii will hit the roof if she starts hoarding the goddy bags from me ,,, it's her problem , if she like make she get 100 side Guys,, na her yansh go slack ,, not my prick and afta all is done ,, I shall enta our church and get me a homely GEH angry angry angry
PhonesRe: Please What Is Happening To GLO Network by holusormi(m): 5:17pm On Aug 20, 2014
It's these mumu tecno boys rocking Glo on their androids ooooo,,, they will soon cripple Glo just like they did to Airtel ,,, smh ,,rip in advance to Glo
RomanceRe: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by holusormi(m): 3:17am On Aug 19, 2014
Corky joe is back,,,, grin grin grin
Btw, that 4th step is a sure fire way of getting kissed,, although I don't know wtf it means !!! undecided
ComputersRe: Has Perfectmoney Been Blocked ?? by holusormi(op): 10:13pm On Aug 18, 2014
aba2aba: To me the best payment processors so far are payza, STP and paypal
Yeah , but with the kind of rubbish paypal keeps dishing to Nigerians I better stick to my pm , and I haven't heard about any of the others you mentioned , besides what I want to use it for mostly accept perfect money,, thanks for your contribution tho

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