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Nnamsco4real: Simply; Blackberry is f.u*ked. Imagine the quantity of used U.K phones in nigeria, all na BB. Better move with the recent technolgy. BB offers nothing apart from pinging and sleeping with BB babes

Wetin dem ask you,wetin u dey talk
Na so ina dey take fail exam
Take a look att what the op asked and look att your reply...have u done that

Now slap yosef for beign stewpeed!!...anofia

Bro,please ooo.. I also need you to gig u¶ ma airtel line

How do i contact you please or should i drop ma number here ??

Guys,i tried connecting my modem this morning with the glo and it doesnt connect ooo,,, it brings this error propmpt
Error 628 ; the connection was terminated by the remote computer before it could be completed

Guys,, pls help ,,, waht should i do,,,

no biggie, it's your area...it doesn't do like that where i stay...

Naija_pikin 1: what part of your body do you use in thinking?... Certainly not your brain.

the dude had over 30 likes,,u have less than 10 likes,, don't u feel a Lil bit stewpeed for asking that Question ?

leslieu63: please dont insult our baba in the house oooooo u hear!!!!!!

baba ko, mama ni......mstcheww!!!

Osita_inklord: Guy! Take it easy nah! Shey dem born brainrex for you No need to fight. All d info on games u need is here on page 1. if u need more game info and just google "320x480 android hd games"

then tell u say i dey use techno ??.....mstcheww!!

someone warn this brainrex guy for me, before i cuss out his life...why should d Nigger just choose to ignore all my pleas about the games,, am even willing to pay for them,, the guy still dey fall my hand...mstcheww!!!
u never be milloniare u Don dey form...rubbish!!! [color=#990000][/color]

Brainrex: gta 3 on tecno n3
Game play is smooth no lags

brainrex abeg na,,i need game gan na,,, abeg make we arrange meeting,, drop your number make i call you

Timsilver: i am intersted currently in surulere but i don't have any game or apps for d moment.

it's okay,,i stay at abuleegba,, and i got loads of apps,, both paid and free...call me on 08024035135

HOLLASLYD: I am overloaded. swap wont do. but u can still call me on 08066434636 lets talk anyway

okies bro,,i will call u today

guys,,,@brainrex and others abeg i need Android HD games ooo,, my network here is bleeped up so i can't download,, and AC got some games also so we can swap buh u have to be in Lagos so we can arrange to meet,, pls reply this post if u are interested

@op, abeg wetin nairaland fc and barca fc play today,, plus how much is one Congo of garri in your area ??

Lil gold nuggets from me to you...
1) money scammed is as sweet as money earned
2) one drop of water does not fill the ocean, but it does help
3) the world belongs to the patient man
4) if u blow out a fire, then expect to get speaks in your eyes
5) opportunity makes the thief,a thief that had had no opportunity to steal considers himself an honest man
6) it isn't a crime until you get caught
7) have no problem/do not condemn whatever a man does, so far it does not hurt you!!!

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bro, it's the games i need,, how do i contact u, where do u stay and what's it gonna cost me

and why won't he be jealous of u when u are constantly rubbing off your success in his face ?..u might not be doing it intentionally buh if he's jealous of u, then it's cos u are giving him reasons to...try not to talk about how well things are going for u to him,, just downplay your successes anytime you are with him, tell him about non existent fuckups, tell him a fake story of how u lost a deal or a fake story of how a woman dissed and embarrassed u on the road,,, just don't be a super-man anytime u guys are around each other,, friends like that always have their uses, trust me...he had more usefulness than uselessness,, use his envy to your advantage..,,..use him well, his envy won't make him realize u are using his ass.

odum desmond: My problem with ur likes is that u cry more than the bereaved, has any person who gives tithes and offering ever come to u to complain about ur perceived exploitation? Surely those of us who "s*tupidly" give tithes and offering and also "st*upidly" get blessed in giving don't complain at all, infact I ve emptied my pocket several times for God and ve never failed to get double fold blessings in return, there is a mystery many pple re not aware of, it works for us and we can't just stop giving because ur type re crying out. My papa Bishop Oyedepo started out morethan 30 years back from a thatched roof church in a remote village, he was a graduate with prospects in a Nigeria of that time when employers would come to plead with u on the day of ur graduation to work for them, with huge tempting offers of salary, accommodation and even car; but he chose God, he chose to become a preacher than work , he was rejected by his dominantly Muslim family, he was mocked at, his parents felt they had lost a son, but he held on to what he believed in. Today, after all his suffering, he has in turn become raised by God and people are talkin, where were u wen he was goin thru all these for God, life teaches that there is no limit to which a man can get if he remains dedicated, committed and upright, he chose these and he is not only blessed but has become a blessing to thousands employed in several businesses he has. He doesn't ve to earn from church offering or tithe, he also has interest in businesses and has access to the best brains to work for him. Let me even ask, a church that has more than a million memeber world wide, shud owing private jet be too much? Have u read about Kenneth Copeland, his church has as at 3 years back given away about 25 jets as gifts to other ministries world wide. Is jet too big for God's work? Would we rather have a man who would teach decency, love, morals, fear of God, etc to fly on private jet just to meet preaching schedules world wide than give same private jet a Hollywood porn star/ artiste who only needs it to fly all over the world to promote nudity and immorality? The place we call Cannan land at Ota before Oyedepo came was a thick forest, the church has turned it to the best city in Nigeria, nobody is commending him and the church, Adeboye lived at Redeemed camp ground alone when it was a jungle with only him and his wife, surrounded by bush, no electricity, pipe borne water etc their kids refused living, with them there, today it has become a city like none in Nigeria in terms of organisation and facilities, a fit no Govt with billions of oil money in Nigeria has accomplished , yet for them to fly on small 10 passenger private jet is causing uproar in Nigeria. God is watching us all. I believe that a man who has paid so much that many other re unwilling to pay should enjoy what others are not entitled to, all pastors can't be on same level.

odum desmond: My problem with ur likes is that u cry more than the bereaved, has any person who gives tithes and offering ever come to u to complain about ur perceived exploitation? Surely those of us who "s*tupidly" give tithes and offering and also "st*upidly" get blessed in giving don't complain at all, infact I ve emptied my pocket several times for God and ve never failed to get double fold blessings in return, there is a mystery many pple re not aware of, it works for us and we can't just stop giving because ur type re crying out. My papa Bishop Oyedepo started out morethan 30 years back from a thatched roof church in a remote village, he was a graduate with prospects in a Nigeria of that time when employers would come to plead with u on the day of ur graduation to work for them, with huge tempting offers of salary, accommodation and even car; but he chose God, he chose to become a preacher than work , he was rejected by his dominantly Muslim family, he was mocked at, his parents felt they had lost a son, but he held on to what he believed in. Today, after all his suffering, he has in turn become raised by God and people are talkin, where were u wen he was goin thru all these for God, life teaches that there is no limit to which a man can get if he remains dedicated, committed and upright, he chose these and he is not only blessed but has become a blessing to thousands employed in several businesses he has. He doesn't ve to earn from church offering or tithe, he also has interest in businesses and has access to the best brains to work for him. Let me even ask, a church that has more than a million memeber world wide, shud owing private jet be too much? Have u read about Kenneth Copeland, his church has as at 3 years back given away about 25 jets as gifts to other ministries world wide. Is jet too big for God's work? Would we rather have a man who would teach decency, love, morals, fear of God, etc to fly on private jet just to meet preaching schedules world wide than give same private jet a Hollywood porn star/ artiste who only needs it to fly all over the world to promote nudity and immorality? The place we call Cannan land at Ota before Oyedepo came was a thick forest, the church has turned it to the best city in Nigeria, nobody is commending him and the church, Adeboye lived at Redeemed camp ground alone when it was a jungle with only him and his wife, surrounded by bush, no electricity, pipe borne water etc their kids refused living, with them there, today it has become a city like none in Nigeria in terms of organisation and facilities, a fit no Govt with billions of oil money in Nigeria has accomplished , yet for them to fly on small 10 passenger private jet is causing uproar in Nigeria. God is watching us all. I believe that a man who has paid so much that many other re unwilling to pay should enjoy what others are not entitled to, all pastors can't be on same level.

relax bro,,the op only wanted us to laugh at hon's grammars,,no need to get all 'churchmental'...
@others,please lets stop this act of insulting pastors and people who choose to believe in God,, inasmuch as the tithers are not complaining to you, then please drop it,tithing is an individual's personal business with God, and am sure if the tither had nothing to show for it,he/she wouldn't continue,, so pls stop all these unnecessary insults and lets have fun

sun_temi: Some girls can lie ooo. How will u be "whatsapp's friends" as you claimed without giving out your number?

no mind the ss2 babe joor,, she no sabi wetin den dey call whatsapp,, she just dey hear wey people dey talk am,, maybe she meant 2go,, muhehehehehe,,i Laff in ios..

ebizswit: He is always too careful to offend me, so ı try nd bring up somthing for us to quarrel about, it gets me bored, wen we just go expressely without having issues...but ı dont let him plead for too long before forgiving him.

your man is pusssy-whipped,, no offeinse please

Joan Johnson: I won't even take the job @ d first place cuz he/she might get me upset and dat aspect of the age will come into my mind, and i might end up getting fired.

ODE!!!..hungry never catch u (ebi o ti pa e )

nna men,, i still remenber it vividly,, she just upped and told me its over, i couldnt breathe well,the feeling is badt!!!,,nwais i called up ma nigger,he came over we wrapped some weed and i blazed it off (best feling i ever felt),,and since then its has been fuc+king galore...,,last i heard of her, she was dumped by the omo baba olowo she wanted to marry,aborted thrice,and generally bleeped up..i still pity her though,,what we had was real

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mondi_cheeks: Forgive n date her again. She is sorry. Wldnt u want the same if u were the one who cheated?

stupid gehl, so d dude should just leave his current babe and start dating the ex just cos she's sorry ...slap yourself 6 times for beign silly.....

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♡⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥KK⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡ OK sinc u av decide 2 still bear grudges suit urslf .av cleared my mind and God above kwns.

dnt want anytin to- hinder my blessings and brktru for me .maybe you want som kind of hinders dts y ű re still keepin grudges.bye stay blessed

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I'm either thinking of ignoring her
Or sending her a simple message and tell her dat I'm not angry or offended and I've since forgiven her bt I can't give her my pin/phone number or anytin because I don't want 2have anytin 2do wit her again, I've left everytin in Gods hands and he would judge everyone accordingly



Please let me know

bros pls, just ignore her...the temptation to reply her is great,i know!! buh pls continue the good work you have started, just keep ignoring her...she will be forced to beg u more, trust me......as you no gree answer get, the thing dey pepper her body, just keep acting like she doesn't exist u can answer her after she send like 3 more messages

@2sexy, na true ooo...at least d jobless bully will finally be paid for not having a life outside nairaland...thumbs up to you for bringing that fine idea,,
auntie obo,,, hmnnnn,, all hope yhaff lost for u ooo,, stop beign mad at the world, no be us dey do u
@op,u still dey here ??..vamoose before i open my eyes!!!

#THREAD CLOSED#

@alterEgo,, may God bless your hustle tremendously...u geh mouth!!!
@flanrey,,u are a pusssyywhipped cretin.....and am sure that area mama (idowuobo) won't Bleep you...#markmywords
@idouwulobo, auntie idowu ooooo....u no geh life ooo,,i swear!!,u dey online 24-7,, school u no go, work u no get, husband dey run from u..u still dey here dey fight e-battle,, smh!!! oloorun,abirun,amugbo obirin

Idowuogbo: Bus conductor, how much u make today? Na mushin route u do? Hahahaha! Pasuma dey call salawa abeni pikin razz? Local breed Oshi!

hahagafs,i laff in Android.........all i can do is just smh for u, your deliverance don enter one chance,,, no redemption in sight for u,,,...dat sperrmm that formed u should have been boiled in hot acid, at least the world would have been rid of one less idiat........

sanb: You’re kidding me right Dude...there are lots of Nigerian ladies who can afford their expenses by themselves without asking a DIME FROM A MAN AND I MEAN A DIME.....so be very careful what you wish for...

ish,,...big lie, even if the leeches can afford their expenses 10 times over, den go still beg for more noni,,,

Idowuogbo: U are gay anyway! Like say no b d Kondo u dey collect for yansh transport excess pap go ya brain, ode!!!

idowuobo,condo-starved fuugly biatch!!!..no wonder u are so bitter and razz, carry your sister come na and i go show u say i be real gay,,,, oloorun,abirun!!!

sanb: SMH...dude was calling her foolish really necessary? You really think that all women are after money; OH PLEASE.... What makes you think that the OP can’t afford her expenses by herself...

the day i see a naija babe that can afford her expenses by herself without taking a dime from a guy, that day i promise to become gay!!!!

Idowuogbo: Who is dis frustrated warlock? She tell u say she desperate?

auntie idowu,, yansh soon dey scratch u again abi ??,,amugbo obirin!!!