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ib4real95:
Wat iphone model is this Im bored of android!

5s , 64gb

masonkz:
And is that supposed to sound derogatory?

Get a life

Lolz ,, kiddo Ama let this slide ,, quote me again at your own risk ,,,, gays be defending other gayazz mofos since 1902

mrvocalprowess:
and even if i am,does it add 5naira to ur life?no obviously, so move along ok? have a nice G(d)ay

Question for the gods ...

mrvocalprowess:
lol,i hear dis alot..its now like a greeting to me

It looks like fish , smells like fish and tastes like fish , it's definetely fish !! Bro , u gay !!!!

@op,, it's "call- girls" ,, not ' core-girls' ,,,, and apart from those points you mentioned , there's a certain thrill attached to sleeping with ashewos and runs girls in general,, it's not something I can explain , you gotta try it out for yourself

@op,, no offense bro ,, you look gay !!!

KHAYGOLD:
Not good enough, but if INEC tries anything funny to favour PDP or any other political party, head will roll, cloth will be soaked in blood and Nigeria will cease to exist. INEC had better organize a free and fair election or else.......

Ode oshi ,, like say ur papa go come out when fight start ,, bloody fhuuulll !!!

Nigger,, call her bluff joor !!! So far you didn't despoil her then spiritually , physically and everythingcally, she got nothing on you ,, btw, I hope she didn't carry ina used condoms home Ooo, cos if she did then we have a problem,, advise , don't talk to her , stop begging , block her on whatsapp, stop all communications , when her brain comes back from where it went on vacation, she'll text an apology message ( p.s : am talking from experience )

Ios till 2098

UPN ko,, NNPC nii !!!

iyisco2001:
Are you bugging me

No nigger , am stalking you !!! And am gonna stalk you soo bad , your head will spin !! And for the records ..,, am enjoying this

iyisco2001:
I have been a die hard follower of this thread, I am 22, a graduate of mechanical engineering, second class lower, from ladoke akintola university of technology, I have finished my service year and started working about six months ago in an automobile service company as the personal assistant to the CEO.
I always wish to work anywhere so far it's a mechanical engineering role, but my lower has restrained me from pursuing oil and gass, power and some other big paths, it's painful due to my age.
I need advice from you all, as to what you think I can do, I seriously pursue career advancement as much as financial liberation, so, I don't wanna settle for less, I earn like half a hundred thousands per month right now, I am fine though cos it's still in the engineering feild.
Kindly just advice me according to my situation and conditions and what I can do to build a successful career in Engineering.
Thanks so much.
Looking forward to hearing from you all.
@timmex, thanks for your response earlier, waiting on xfire and others to do justice.

Foolish boy ,, bro u are 29 yrs, stop lying !!! .

sabaranky:
Here my advice to U, d easiest tin in life is wen a woman loves a man is easy for her to turn him around to b her own, pls u don't need to walk to him and tell him, all u need is to exhibit some care and closure to him, show some romantic gesture and while doing all this be sure to study his acts too so as to be able to identify d directions he is heading with u, men hav soft heart wen it come to love,wen a woman love a man and he doesn't love her she can still get him but wen a man loves a woman and she doesn't love him dat is a big blow, so my lady show u love him by caring and b more closer to him, am telling u he will feel U. Good luck.

Best advise so far , do what rabbi says and all will be well,, telling him how I feel out rightly is the worst mistake u can ever make !!

tonychristopher:
STOP DISCOURAGING PEOPLE WITH YOUR MENTALITY, YOU HAVE A PROUD MENTALITY, LET PEOPLE HUMBLE THEMSELVES AND MAKE MONEY, I HAVE SOLD OKRIKA BEFORE, SO ITS NO BIG DEAL, I HAVE PASSED THAT STAGE AND I GUESS YOUR NOT MORE EDUCATED OR MORE TRAVELLED THAN ME


IF SELLING AKARA WILL GIVE ME MILLIONS I WILL DO THAT, PROFFESSIONAL JOB PERSON, HOW MANY MILLIONS DO YOU HAVE WITH YOUR PROFFESSION JOB THING


I JUST CANT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE ARE SO CONFUSED WITH AN ORDINARY PAPER CERTIFICATE, ABI NA ONLY GO UNIVERSITY, PEOPLE WAY GET FIRST CLASS DEY STREET DEY HUTSLE YOU COME DEY SAY PROFESSIONAL



BRO GO SIT DOWN JOOR

Bros eeh,, only you sell okrika, sell insurance , sell Ankara , sell akara,,,, lol some people sha!!! ,,, well @peeps, let's not argue much about this , in a way your boss is right and on the flip side , he's also wrong. It all depends on individual perspectives , most of the niggers bitching about certificates not meaning anything in Nigeria and saying they have houses and cars selling okrika and insurance are most likely people who graduated with third classes and pass ( am not mentioning names ooo) and I bet my phone charger if we conduct a survey most of them are real low lifers who probably borrowed phone to browse and of course we al know anybody can claim to be anything online since we have no way to ascertain if they telling the truth or not !!
Back to topic , I kinda agree with your boss though, Lagos is a place full of opportunities but most times u gonna need a startup capital and that's where the problem comes in , I got so much to say about this but not really in the mood to type much

Many people always come to tell us their grass to grace stories but they usually won't tell us about a hidden million that really pushed their business forward ,, all they tell us is how they started by having only one generator and now they have chains of stores of generators , don't be deceived peeps ,, we only see/hear what they want us to see/hear

That being said , I am totally against being lazy and expecting manna to fall from heaven so please even if you are jobless for now , are u doing something about it ?? Are you sending out your cv's ? Are you attending tests and interviews ?? If you not doing anything and you not doing anything about your present jobless situation, then we have a problem!!!!

A plot of land for $6 million is madness , in my own opinion though , so if I wan build duplex am gonna buy land for like $18million... Na Heaven I wan build on am ni ?? ,, maybe am feeling like that cos I can't afford it for now sha

ephee:
holusormi is it a must u av to comment?

park well abeg...
its obvious u dnt blong here
ewu!

Mumu ,, madam talkaway,, come pursue me na , maybe Na u get nairaland abi ur 1 kobo dey part of the money wey Seun use construct this family section building ,,,

Bia, nwanne , be very careful Ooo !!!!

aisha2:
Christmas don reach and for a lot of us this is a challenging period.
Its a time to love and share from the little God has given us.
I spend time here and I see some people here struggling.

I have something small for single mothers who are members of nairaland.

I have N 20,000 and 2 wrappers for a single mother.

I request that the moderator and Moca help me review entries and select a deserving single mother.
I will also beg Madam Chaircover if she has time to help in the selection process.

Requirements :
1. Any single mother is eligible to apply
2. Picture of the single mother pregnant
3. Child's birth certificate or immunisation card
4. Picture of mother and child

Single Mothers willing to apply can click on this link to fill the form and submit. Thhe winner will be announced here https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/FR5F6F9
This closes on 14th December 2014.

Thank you

Update: I received N10,000 from Madamhisponkolo, I raised my own contribution to N30,000, a good brother who wants to remain anonymous even though I will expose him small, he has done so much on the thread and with his family have decided to add N 60,000 total price money now N100,000.
We agreed that N25, 000 be shared among the first four entrants, however we are currently verifying the current entries hence we are temporarily suspending the.submission of entries but we will hopefully resume as soon as that is done.

Thank you wonderful family indeed this is really a family section

Tscheeww ,, u for ask for waec result, neco result , pregnancy test result , 60 photocopies of cv and divorce letter ,,,, radarada !!

Rawani:
Apple iPhone 6

Space Grey

64gb

4.7-inch Retina HE (diagonal) LED-backlit widescreen Multi‑Touch display with IPS technology

1334x750-pixel resolution

Dual-domain pixels for wide-angle viewing

Fingerprint-resistant oleophobic coating on front

Display Zoom

A8 chip with 64-bit architecture

M8 motion coprocessor

Fingerprint identity sensor built into the Home button

8-megapixel iSight camera with 1.5µ pixels

Autofocus with Focus Pixels

ƒ/2.2 aperture

Optical image stabilisation

True Tone flash

Five-element lens

Hybrid IR filter

Backside illumination sensor

Sapphire crystal lens cover

Auto image stabilisation

Auto HDR for photos

Panorama (up to 43 megapixels)

Assisted GPS and GLONASS

iBeacon micro-location

FaceTime video calls

AirPlay Mirroring, photos, audio and video out to Apple TV

AirDrop File Transfer

Siri — Use your voice to send messages, set reminders and more

Listen to and identify songs with Siri

Touch ID

Barometer

Three-axis gyro

Accelerometer

Proximity sensor

Family Sharing

Notification Centre

AirPlay

iCloud Drive

QuickType keyboard

CarPlay

Siri

Control Centre

Spotlight Search

Cast YouTube, Netflix, Browser etc. to TV

Agama eyes on that beast you got, planning a upgrade from my 5s to that 6 beast ,, hopefully before the month runs out ,, how's the battery life on heavy Internet use (3G) majorly ??

harrysterol:
Am rocking blackberry Z30 the wizard of all witches

Con
2500mAh non user removable

Bro pls , am so much in love with your wallpaper , pls post the link or attach it to your reply so I can download it ,, abeg , abeg, abeg, abeg, pls, pls, pls and pls

justmag:
There's an app for that!!

Pray tell , is it an ios app or an android app ? Is it cracked ? Can I download the paid version for free ??

1one:
Her: Hi dear,

You: Hey

Her: So what's good, been thinking of you

You: Oh really?.. What about?

Her:.. Oh come on,.. Which one is what about again,.. Just thinking of you, you know

You: Well it's nice to know someone thinks of me... I'm sorry if I'm going to sound a bit forward but I really need you to be honest with me.. I belive we are both adults so this shouldn't be a problem...

Her: Ok?

You: Do you have feelings for me romantically?






@OP

That's the type of conversation you should have with her... If the answer is in the affirmative then you can cleary and as modestly and respectfully as possible tell her you don't see her in that way.

Simple.

@op, this niggerd is a learner , do this at your own risk ,, doing this will make u appear like a mumu, mama'a boy ,,, just follow her lead ,, follow her pace and when she eventually offers you the punnani ( they all do) ... Smash it mercilessly bro

Lolz,, Lmao ... Another one bites the dust !!! Heheheheh , sorry for your loss ooo

Delafruita:
I respectfully decline.thanks for the offer

OkByE

Delafruita:
there seems to be a misconception about entrpreneurship and that's the fact that a few misguided folks assume it has to make you rich quickly.well,sorry to burst your bubble but its not a get rich quick scheme.its a work hard to create income scheme.the good things about entrepreneurship is the fact that there is the opportunity to diversify your zeal into many different areas.the op decided on barbing,gaming and laundry and I must say that demonstrates his preparedness for the life he has chosen.he focused on a line of service rather than a line of product which is perfect for a beginner.overhead is limited,no issues of storage or meeting up with supplier's demands.the success of his venture all comes down to his ideas and innovation.

Personally,if the sale of skunk becomes legal,I will invest in that line of business.I will invest in a brothel when prostitution becomes legal,but till that day,I wouldn't risk my other legal,legitimate ventures by aiming for a quick buck.

@djbazz,I honestly admire you.I recall been in your shoes just a few years ago.I didn't tow your line of business,buut I has passion similar to yours.honestly,I have not really been a big fan of posting mY personal experience online but I can see how yours is inspiring a lot of people including me.so I'd think I'd find time to put together a few details of my four year journey from 5k to opening a top rate eatery(built with my own money)along a major road in lagos.

Many don't know the first major business fola adeola(gtbank founder and former vice-presidential candidate)ventured into was the barbing salon business.infact his barbershop business is where he met aliko dangote and most of those who invested in his idea to start a bank.personally,I think the major resource you will get from your barbershop isn't the money,its the contacts.those contacts can propell you to your next phase so always be courteous,warm and make the environment condusive for mature conversation.that might be difficult with the gaming,but am sure as things proceed,you'd make adjustments where necessary.

If your place was closeby,I guarantee I would have made it a regular spot.I wish you all the best in your venture but please remember,its not about how much you make,or even how much you save,its about your barbershop generating income for you to diversify into other lines of business.like some have said,your barbershop can't make you rich in itself,but it can create riches for you

Yawns ... , bro I haff skunk here,, u want some ??

I like this 50calibre niggerd,, he's a realist , and in a place like nigeria where people believe too much in luck and that entrepreneurship is the next best thing after slice bread and butter, we really need people like him ,, however @op ,, please please and please ,, please once again ,, don't sell weed !!! ,, sell skunk instead , weed enough to make u a fat jumbo goes for a miserly #50, but small skunk (tiny) goes for #200 above,, do the maths!! Don't be fooled bro ,, most niggers nowadays smoke skunk, engineers , doctors, lawyers, high ranking professionals , chevron boys, total boys etc!! Personally I believe your money would have been better spent on a beer palour or on a betting outfit like bet9ja etc,, let's face it bro, Nigerians are very useless set of people so u gotta factor our uselessness in anything you want to do,, even investing the money to become a baba ijebu dealer would make you very rich ,, even me wey dey talk na serial better(gambler) , me and a few niggers I know Don spend like 60k gambling in a day and we didn't even win anything,, we still went back the next day
Sorry if am rambling, I just got too much to say !! That business won't make you rich bro ( am not cursing you) except by a very rare case of divine intervention like we hear in tv where an oyinbo man would just come to naija and carry you abroad to barb hair for oyinbo, or maybe if you move to places like V.I or yaba where you can bard one head for 1k above ,,,
Am rambling again
Whatever joor,, Bleep it !!!

ziezy:
please when did u apply ??

October

I was also invited for the test this Thursday (December 11) please anybody with the test past questions should forward it to me also (***@gmail.com ,,,,****@icloud.com) thanks

I believe you @op ,, I normally wouldn't have believed it but it happened to a friend of mine in calabar ,, we were both going to ogoja and somehow somehow ,, 500k turned to paper , i was flabbergasted and overwhelmed and ,,,,, ( continue the rest )

Raymondenyi:
Op; donot make d mistake of posting any of ur contacts herre; cus I'll b trailing u; n make sure I apprehend u; U re part of d charlattans giving wrong names to Nigeria internationally; making d illustrious ones non-credible; pray I don't get you.

Heartless con men...

Lmao ,, client wey den collect 90k sef no trail people ,, na Learner like you wan trail pesin ,, his pin is on his profile , you can start with that ,, Nairalanders : making mouth since 65,000B.C

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