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[quote author=Kriss216 post=98668545]Lagos is the only State in the world that has maximum respect and regard for touts than scholars.


It’s not ‘tout’ it’s called ‘lout’

They are still senseless to me I swear bro

Interesting15:
Source

For your information I just finished knocking

[quote author=igbwmedia post=96942770]We are now in a generation where almost everyone uses atleast a smartphone.

Gone are the days of regular, buttoned and JAVA phones. We download our stuffs back then from websites like: sefan, wapdam, waptrick, getjar and so on.
This awesome platform (Nairaland) also spranged up during this period of regular phones.

Things have changed in this present generation.

Everyone uses either Android or iOS device(s). These devices are more durable, efficient and faster than the buttoned phones (symbian, java etc.)

Everyone that has a smartphone uses aleast 3 apps everyday.
You can't feel complete and okay without using these 3 apps atleast a day.

Mine is: Gmail, WhatsApp and File Manager.

What are your three (3) most used apps?

Please share them with us. Thanks greatly



Mine are WhatsApp,hangout , iMessage, cash app

Thattallgirl:
Lousiness and body odour. A guy that smells so nice can carry my nose away.

Define louse

Casemiro:
Please there's this black cat that use to disturb, crying at the fence close to my window at night.


It stopped disturbing for some months, but is back now.

what should I do?

the cat is big fa.

if I go out to chase it, it will run away but later return

Maybe it was one of the cats you ate when you were young

Good evening Nairalanders


Why some women always think that spending their money is a sin in a relationship ?
Seriously I don’t know why they are doing this I would love to hear people’s opinion that’s why I brought the topic here.

Thank you!

Palema007:
So a friend of Mine posted the above question on his status which i responded to affirmatively. He sent a voice note in response arguing that Most ladies don't. At first i argued profusely, maintaining my stance but along the line I got to see things from his Perspective. One question which threw me off balance was "If you are right Dee, why are ladies always in need of URGENT 2k?" Lol.... While trying to find the right answer to that, another came. Why do Ladies hardly celebrate their Men? , then another : Why are most women dependent? Why do they see relationship as a source of livelihood?. After the long chat I asked myself his initial question , Do women ever consider themselves too broke for a relationship?

"Relationship should be between two people with an agreement to do things MUTUALLY." he said. Everything in a relationship should be reciprocated. Financial expenses in relationship shouldn't be on a person. Relationship becomes sweeter when your partner (the lady precisely) can afford to surprise you, relieve you and be there for you"

Honestly, dude is right. Women hardly ever consider their financial capability before agreeing to date. The average Nigerian lady sees relationship as a Charity home, in her mind all she needs is good face, nice body. She believes she should be taken care of, unfortunately this mentality of hers does more harm to her than good.

Every woman wishes to be treated like Queen but do not know How to be a Queen. When the lady vith no value but with the dreams of a queen gets what she deserves, she starts jumping from pole to pole screaming "Men are Scum" little does she know that she gets what she could offer.

Be a Woman of value and you will never be replaced, Queen attracts Kings!...

What do you think of this?

Nice thread

NaijaCoverBlog:
Update From . COM

From The Information Reaching News Desk, This Evening, One Popular Pastor, Rev Bishop Elijah Chukwuebuka, Who Was The Founder Of God Of Light Anointing Minsitry, Was Caught With Human Head, Charms, Female Undies Inside His Church In Nsogwu Village In Umunze, Anambra State.

The Ugly Incident Occur Around 5pm On Novemb


er 11th, 2020 Inside His Church, Which Attracted Umunze Youth to the scene of the crime, Reports.

He Is Popularly Known As 'BIG DADDY' In Umunze, Out Of Anger, the Umunze youth wanted to burn him to death but he was rescued and taken to igwe palace in Umunze.

Watch The Video As Obtained By Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0xRIOSS6JA


Source: BLOG

Why is not body talking about the commentator in this video

boman2014:
https://www.thecable.ng/ehanire-buharis-government-the-most-sincere-nigeria-has-ever-had

Dont mind him this nigga just cash out from buhari

FlordFlorez:
I fear who no fear woman. Abeg people, if u wants to marry, try marrying ur friend/bestie. I'm currently dating a girl that was once my bestie for 3years. Its 99% sure im marrying her cos since we've been dating (for 2year), no quarrel whatsoever in our 'table of contents'.

She might be a snake under the green grass she might be pretending bro she is your best friend doesn't mean she isn't a bitch ...Be wise

[quote author=Casper21 post=89568083]Nigerian singer, Damini Ebunoluwa Ogulu popularly known as Burna Boy, has reacted to reports that he is worth $3.5 million.

The 29-year-old Rivers born Afrobeats singer is worth $3.5 million. He has now taken to Snapchat to react saying that $3.5 million won’t even buy his cars.

According to him, by the time he recorded “All eyes on me” in 2014, he was already dancing around that amount.





So Burna boy is one of those attention seeker artists?

Monfeels:
I want to share my problem with you guys in the hopes that maybe I'll get some good advice or at least some insight into my problem.

When people first meet me their impression of me is that I'm good looking, cool and intelligent. Most girls usually assume that I have a girlfriend or a legion of side chicks that I Bleep whenever I want to.

The truth about me is that I've never been in a proper relationship with another woman before. All I've had is sexual partners that I stop talking to after I have sex with them, and girls I get intimate with just to control them and get them to fulfil my desire of having a female to own, please me and do my biding, and then I get bored of them and cease contact and move on like I never knew them.

The reason for this behavior is that I don't possess the emotional resources needed to engage in a healthy relationship with another human being. I have no empathy and I usually feel no guilt or remorse for my actions. It's impossible for me to care genuinely for another person. I don't feel people's pain or suffering and I'm not moved by the death of family members or friends. I simply do not care for any other person but myself. I've been this way for a very long time. I lack the ability to maintain relationships with people hence why I lose friends often. Relationships are usually a means to an end for me and when that end is met, I become irritated by the person I've gotten close to.

Despite the fact that I don't see the point in relationships, I still find that I get jealous of couples in healthy relationships. It's not like I want to experience what they experience, just that I am envious of the fact that they are participating in something I can't participate in.

When I find a girl that I want to get close to, I'm usually consumed with jealousy over her previous relationships, and over any current relationship she has with any member of the opposite sex, even if it's merely platonic. All I want is for her to devote all her time to me and shower me with attention and love. The problem with all this is that I don't want to reciprocate this behavior. In fact the idea of devoting attention to, and showering affection on someone else irritates me. It's all pointless, but I enjoy when it's done to me.

Another weird side to all this is that I don't just want to control the girl, I also enjoy making her feel bad, but in a way that makes her crave for me more. I enjoy poking holes in herself esteem, making her second guess the presumably good qualities she thought she possesed, making her not feel wanted by me, and making her do more to please me.

I don't love women, I only become obsessed with them. Obsessed to the point that I'm constantly tortured by thoughts of them being sexual with another guy especially when it's someone she has dated before. I want her all to myself and even if she had sex with someone before I met her or before we became close, I am filled with anger and jealousy whenever the thought crosses my mind, and I want to punish her for that. It's like I want to erase her past and replace it with me. I want to be all she's ever had. I don't want anyone else in her life and I don't want anyone else in her past.

All this must sound crazy to you guys but this is my reality and it's eating me up. I need advice.

Are you expecting me to read this story book ??

Pls someone should summarize the whole story for me

Babythicksme17:
Why?

just wanna follow you

pocohantas:
“Don’t Visit Ikorodu”, Woman Warns Nigerians After A Giveaway.

A twitter user @bimbo_cash who tried organizing a giveaway to help people in these perilous times, warns people to stay away from Ikorodu.

In the video she posted, the people can be seen carting away the items, without any fear.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OlQrnTdqL0



SOURCE:https://twitter.com/bimbo_cash/status/1255932632275263490

After watching those videos and the write up plus all the tweets I felt like this woman is just an attention seeker

like who send her at the 1st place.

peoples are out there hungry and she doesn't want them to rush whatever she wanna give 'em

This woman should Geddifork!

Babythicksme17:
God made me with it,fast fast i don grab your password and i will check what you looking at later.bad girl

Looool!! Are you on twitter?

[quote author=Erediauwa post=88443712]Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

[b]So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.


I think she red you mind

murecool:
STATE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE

PRESIDENT BUHARI ADDRESSES THE NATION

President Muhammadu Buhari will broadcast to the nation Monday, April 13, 2020 at 7pm.

Television, radio and other electronic media outlets are enjoined to hook up to the network services of the Nigerian Television Authority (NTA) and Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN) respectively for the broadcast.

Femi Adesina

Special Adviser to the President

(Media & Publicity)

April 13, 2020

what's this motherfucker has to say again ??

Kylekent59:
Look who scaled through school. He is even abusive with no manners. You are just embarrassing yourself.




At OP[Honest2], It's pronounced 'ESS EM ESS', which starts with a vowel, so I would say 'an SMS', and I can't imagine that I would write it differently.

what's 'ESS EM ESS',??

Hello ladies and gents!!

Can anyone please explain the use of "AN" and not "A" in this sentence below.

Dear customers,you will receive 'an'
SMS with your data balance shortly.

Airtel always show me this sentence anytime I try to check my data balance I thought the correct word there should be 'A' SMS instead of "AN" SMS .

I'm confuse, you guys should help me out..

Thanks in anticipation

I break her mouth before I wooed her that was how I know she was chasing me

Through her lies

This shit is getting Scarry������

Campaign after voting ...

How do you know that she is sex-worker maybe the poor lady was waiting for her boyfriend or something.

Someone is probably flogging you in your sleep....maybe your spiritual wife

Pls guys how can I treat a long time injury that refuse to heal ?

Good morning guys pls I have been looking for a good and professional engineer that I can give my phone to help my repair it ..

Actually I was holding my infinixi hot6x yesterday evening before I knew it the screen has cracked but funny enough the screen is still working perfectly.. I was told that I just need to change the touch screen.. To change it isn't the problem ..But I don't know where I can find capable engineer that can help me do it ...I'm not financial buoyant now to take it to the infinix company in ikeja and I don't want to give it to all this roadsides engineer before they turn my infinix to Itel for me pls guys all I need now for you guys now is that I want you all should recommended a good place that I can repair my phone apart of infinix company...

Thanks guys

Pardon my error tho ..thanks guys

YomzzyDBlogger:
From; YomzzyBlog.com

Popular Nigerian blogger, Linda Ikeji has taken to her social media space to reveal how she decided to end poverty after her parents were assaulted over 70 naira.

She wrote:

'I was 16. I was standing there watching the insult being hurled and a little assault over N70. I saw the sadness and embarrassment as they saw I was witnessing it.

They told me to leave but I refused and stood there and watched. After it was over I told myself as I walked home in tears; in this life, except there's no God, nobody will ever insult them again over money. I don't care how long it will take, but I will fight poverty with everything in me. The following year at 17, I started my hustle.
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This smile is gratitude for how far I've come. For all the dreams that came through. For all the things I am grateful for and for all the amazing things that's about to happen (which will be announced soon). This smile is to encourage you not to give up on yourself no matter how hard it gets and to encourage you to fight poverty with everything you are. The view from where I am standing is amazing and I'd like for you to experience it. May your legit hustle pay off...and soon. Amen! ���'

Gists via: https://www.yomzzyblog.com/2019/01/linda-ikeji-reveals-how-she-decided-to-end-poverty.html

......THE QUESTION IS which hustle at the age of 17

Homeboiy:
K

....what's k ..? someone can't ask question again

Jayslicky:
1. Do you give her money before and now u have stopped it. Naija girls no dey use money play, if care is not taken they can kill for it, perform bestiality for it.

2. When last did u guys have sex, most girls like sex like their lives depend on it, they may act non-interested but they fancy it.

3. Have u been flirting around other girls in her presence, I advise u to stop to avoid stories that touch the heart.

4. Did u promise marriage to her and u've not shown any sign of seriousness.

5. Is she a psychopath, then u better run for ur life.

......thanks brother