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FamilyRe: He Is 35 And Still Single by honourable356(m):
They are many 35years old single guy.. and I belong to that category...Almost exactly like you, I have not found her..

Social life is almost non existent.

I am trying to improve my social life online.
I think you should do the same too...we might stuck "gold".

Best wishes!!
FamilyWives Are Getting Smart This Days.. by honourable356(op): 3:33pm On Dec 06, 2017
As narrated by a friend....


My wife took my phone and deleted Amina's number and saved her own number as Amina.

You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my side chick, Amina. I then got an SMS from Amina asking for N5000 airtime. I rushed to the MTN Shop, bought the airtime, and sent it to her. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.

When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Amina had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, "Call me now".

I tactically got out of the house to make the call. You can imagine my horror when my wife answered! Hello....

I'm still standing outside our house...

Can someone help me with a solution please? I'm catching cold outside and am very sleepy.
FamilyRe: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by honourable356(m): 12:04am On Dec 06, 2017
donnaD:
big Amen ooo she is truly the best.people don't know she is not our biological mum.thanks sir.
You are welcome. That is exactly how it should be.

You guys are igbos, right?
FamilyRe: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by honourable356(m): 10:39pm On Dec 05, 2017
donnaD:
what??I don't understand.
It is an exclamation my dear.. an acknowledgement of the said step mother in question.

In simple term, it means I am impressed with your step mom...!

May God continue to give her greater reasons to glorify him everyday.
FamilyRe: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by honourable356(m): 9:28pm On Dec 05, 2017
donnaD:
my step mum was very gud with her curses.she wud tell me to go and warm my dead body when ever i mistakenly forget to warm the soup.or she will call me JERIMAH for going out too much or LIE-NUS MBA for telling lies she will say the lies can wake up a dead person and KEZIAH-ONYEOBIOMA,for sharing my food with friends.Kia that woman made home unbearable but she is a true gem she moulded me into what I am today she did not give up on me.she is the best step mum ever in the whole wide world.
Words!!!!
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by honourable356(m): 1:18pm On Dec 03, 2017
Well, well it is obvious that comedian centino story flows or should I add is a combination of his imagination and the current happening of the nation abet told in a very hilarious way and at the same time indirectly lecturing his auidence with his opinion and what he believes in.....

This certainly didn't escape my notice in spite of the overwhelming laughter it brought... and that is,i repeat strategically brilliant.

Know what I think??
I tell you this audience will continue to laugh but more importantly many who read deeper into this will learn.

I for a moment thought that the said Mr. Kingsley might end up quoting apostle Johnson Suleiman recently quote ft ex edo state governor. (I have increased my tithe to 30%: Satan go and die).

Back critically to the story...
Where did the reptile came from?
How was it even possible? is it some sort of magic or mama Akuna''s doing?? or Maya planned it all long?

Yeah, I thought it would have been addressed in this new episode but obviously it was not. I doubt it fell from her armpits without her even feeling it was there all long.

Good job Centino..
Happy New month!
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LiteratureRe: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by honourable356(m): 8:57am On Dec 03, 2017
Comfort...
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LiteratureRe: The Devil Wears Okrika by honourable356(m): 1:41pm On Dec 01, 2017
Honeydawealth:
I've been good! Alright..... Hope no p??
None at all.
Was bored back then and no updates yet from all my followed stories...

So seek someone to say hello to and get busy with.

Happy New month though!
LiteratureRe: The Devil Wears Okrika by honourable356(m): 1:30pm On Dec 01, 2017
Honeydawealth:
And here u are Mr Honourable356.... I've seen u... U look dope!!
How have you been? Tried reaching you through email but couldn't...
LiteratureRe: The Devil Wears Okrika by honourable356(m): 8:56pm On Nov 30, 2017
arrestdarrester:
When I read DELAYED DIAGNOSIS I saw your almost flawless understanding of 'hacking' into websites. I concluded then you well were IT expert or experienced. Now I am reading THE DEVIL WEARS OKRIKA and you have almost wowed me with some medical stuff...your research for your writing is paying off well Souloho.

Now I appreciate the reason I have to wait long for each follow up chapter. Thumbs up
Words!!!
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by honourable356(m): 8:21pm On Nov 29, 2017
Centino:
Honourable356 huh huh huh
In between laughter, I am asking you for the first time... you made all this things up, don't you??

Well I must confess plainly that laughter have controlled me when reading this.

I must also tell you this most solemnly, you are doing a good job here.

(in your words) I am asking.. You don chop?

Thank you for everything so far!
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FamilyRe: My Wife Is Adulterous: Advice Needed-long Post by honourable356(m): 12:24pm On Nov 26, 2017
I am sorry bro, I don't condone cheating of any kind for it is unacceptable!

But...

You once cheated before and she didn't kill you after her ranting... she still forgave you wholeheartedly,right??

Now the case has been revised.. she cheated but you can't seem to forgive her despite her crying and begging.

Pray tell me, what exactly do you want her to do?

Inasmuch as you are in pain and hurting, your actions are unacceptable... don't be a hypocrite.. and stop tagging her an adulterous wife.

Go and have a heart to heart talk with her... I am. sure she will respond appropriately.

I am sorry bro... shit happens!!!
BusinessRe: Biometrics To Replace Atm's Soon - CBN by honourable356(m): 1:39pm On Nov 21, 2017
I Object due to the following demerits... And I want to believe that the disadvantages outweigh the advantages!!!!

1. It becomes practically impossible for an incapacitated dad or mom send any of their kids to withdraw money on their behalf with an ATM.

2. If pin/password is erased, it doesn't in anyway reduce crime.... it could escalates it. Murder would be common.

3. In an event of a sudden death of a man, especially in a remote place while the family of the man is not aware, a criminal could easily cut of his/her finger... and, well your guess is as good as mine.

In conclusion, they might be some advantages but the disadvantages is terrifying. Murder may be common in the society.
LiteratureRe: Beauty And The Mechanic by honourable356(m): 9:44pm On Nov 19, 2017
Alennsar:
cry cry oh my God! I just can't stop crying. Please God make me a better mother for my kids.
Amen!!
LiteratureRe: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by honourable356(m): 6:12pm On Nov 19, 2017
How can one assume the writer a teenager.?? Her choice of words, the manner she place them etc... a teenager would never be able to do that.

We are looking at a full blown lady...probably in her late twenties.

The picture showed body of a teenager but on a second look, face and heart of an adult.

Zoom closely again!
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LiteratureRe: The Devil Wears Okrika by honourable356(m): 8:33pm On Nov 18, 2017
EbonyQueen001:
Others have actually done Justice to the story.
Nothing much left to say.


I just have a question. How is it possible for a man to hide the identity of his children from a full village and yet attain such respectable position? Does it mean that even his aged friend is unaware of his relationship with mama Ezinne? Ok, they ( the children) did not grow up in Amaife, yet, they were easily integrated into the community. One is even married and the wife does not know her parents in law or her father in law for that matter? Bathelomew, I understand, may have come in into the community as a missionary or a traveling pastor. Sofiri, I doubt can do such especially as the writer already painted him as being semi saint and already known as Bathelomew's brother.

Souloho19, pls explain better on this.
......He looked at him again and suddenly he knew... You are his son, aren't you? Pa Kenneth once had BOY(s) from a woman from another village.. only a FEW PEOPLE knew... !!!

Those were the words of DE Nwachukwu...

Back to present.. I assume the writer answered you question through the above statement.


As for a respected man, the number one man who I assume will always Be in the spotlight, able to hide the identity of his children from the villagers... yes I see reason with you... it is strange indeed but it is still not impossible.

Not everyone would know... but a few would.
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EducationRe: Teacher From Sokoto State And His English On Facebook (Photos) by honourable356(m): 9:48pm On Nov 17, 2017
He that knows not and know not that he knows not is a fool.
Shun him.
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by honourable356(m): 9:29pm On Nov 17, 2017
...And who is this Larrysun that seem known by many here??

How come I never stumbled on any of his stories except this one??

This is not the work of an amateur... not even close to 1%.Every chapter oozes with class that even an editor with the uttermost concentration would have a tough time trying to pick error.

No matter how long it takes, I tell you this most solemnly, with stories like this or even better than this on a consistent basis and the right sponsors... Recognition would come with an unthinkable force.

Know what that means?
It is left for you to guess!

A giant among the few!
Yes, if all these is indeed coming from that head of yours, then you are that good...
Thank you for the free entertainment .
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LiteratureRe: Beauty And The Mechanic by honourable356(m):
fabjo:
angrynice storyline, but why do i 've a feeling the writer won't finished it? Because of the short updates n delay, and that's really annoying
Smiles.... You shouldn't think that way... it is also annoying.

OK see...

Some have already written the story somewhere (hard copy)... now transferring by typing a chapter or episode of the said hardcopy here on nairaland regular everyday is an uphill task itself. It is not that easy as you made it sound and I doubt if you would be able to update regularly even if you were give that very hard copy to type here everyday for the entertainment of your audience ...I can only believe that you can do it if and ONLY if you have absolutely nothing else doing that may need your urgent attention.

In other case, Some don't even have any hard-copy, they just type the story on a daily basis when inspiration comes or you motivate them...

What I am saying is, writing is not as easy as most writer would make alot of audience believe. It could drain one physically,emotionally and even mentally too.. it could takes months and even years to finish a particular story in some cases...

Games of throne... wonder how long it took the writer to write the story down??

Wonder how long they are still acting the film.

Be patient.. for nothing good comes easy.
Whether she finish it or not, she still deserve an applause so far.

Give me something about the story so far let's talk about it while we wait for new update!
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LiteratureRe: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by honourable356(m): 3:08pm On Nov 17, 2017
TiffanyJ:
Good afternoon Eze. I'm small, abi?
Lol... Actually the picture didn't give me that information , you just did.

Guess that is your school or probably your place of work?
LiteratureRe: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by honourable356(m): 9:24am On Nov 17, 2017
TiffanyJ:
Yea, that's me.
Really?? Is this how the lady oozing with class whenever she pick up that pen/phone/keyboard is,huh??

Na so you get fine shape reach? I no look again, Hehehehehe

Good morning Comfort.
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LiteratureRe: Beauty And The Mechanic by honourable356(m): 3:12pm On Nov 16, 2017
First let me look at the writer... never came across herhere on nairaland nor any of her story until I stumbled upon this one today...and word fails me.

As the name implies, indeed shewrites.

This is the first story about the wickedness, evil, and greed of a human that I have read or watch order than the exploit of patience ozokwor that undoubtedly strike a nerve.

Smh...
A literacy giant in the making no doubt.
Shewrites indeed.

A 10-12 years old girl being mauled sexually by FOUR overblown adults with the full consent of her mother.. her BIOLOGICAL mother....and even more disgustingly these adults took great delight in doing this...

sigh**Poverty is indeed a terrible disease.
But was there an option? Even the smallest one?? certainly they was!!
She could have drop her kid at her parents place in Benin and hustle on her on if she doesn't want to go back to her parent house.

Greedy.... Oh greedy... or was it jealousy or the love of money?? The second attempt was completely avoidable because she now has a shop of her own and could afford three square meal daily but she choose to be greedy and I think that is where the "fiction" came to play.

In the face of justice, I have just one verdict:
This is Child Abuse...
This unacceptable...
This is a crime against minor..

And..

Such a mother deserve to have her child taken away from her for good.


You have my undivided attention..
More inspiration!!!
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Literature Awards Of The Year- Poetry Included-- Voting Thread by honourable356(m): 11:52pm On Nov 13, 2017
NOVEL
1. Romance :Theblessedman
2. Thriller/mysteries/Detective : Oyniprince
3. Horror: Ghostwritter, by a distance
4. Comedy: Centino
5. Magical/fantasy/scientification: Only one winner.. Apollux
6. Most consistent novelist :

SHORT STORIES
1. Angelsss
2. Souloho19
3. Ghostwritter
4.classcaptain
5. pabon
6. Angelsss

DRAMA
1. TiffanyJ
2. souloho19
3. Ghostwritter
4. Centino
5. fiyah
6. TiffanyJ
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Literature Awards Of The Year- Poetry Included-- Voting Thread by honourable356(m): 11:08pm On Nov 13, 2017
I am absolutely convinced that they are many awesome stories from gift writers here that I am not aware of nor have I stumbled upon it... But I think we should all Vote on the ones we have read so far...
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by honourable356(m): 11:23pm On Nov 11, 2017
May his soul be welcomed in heaven, Amen
LiteratureRe: The Devil Wears Okrika by honourable356(m): 10:35pm On Nov 11, 2017
I beg to object at a certain event in the latest episode..

Inasmuch as this story has undoubtedly been keeping roughly 99.9% of the audience/readers at the edge of their seats and also left the remaining 0.1% anticipating eagerly for more, It is important that both the writer and reader should not get carried away...

How can the participants in jungle justice settle down for a drink when the act of brutality has not been carried out yet?? Who would even care about a drink in the heat of the moment?? I want to believe that celebration only takes place when the act has been done. Even an illiterate villager won't give a damn about drink until the sources of their pain has been dealt with accordingly.

Secondly... An accomplice in rape and murder, no matter how highly placed he or she is or how highly respected he or she is, allowed to give a speech?? Allowed to address the crowd with whom he indirectly helped in inflicting unbearable pains on?? And the said accomplice has the audacity to order for palm wine to be distributed while he addressed them?? Impossible!!!

Are the villagers enchanted? The Rev father himself, has he been enchanted too to the extent that a man who housed a murder, attempt to strangle Osi, almost bite off someone ear in the full glare of the Rev and elder De John and then would be allowed to do what.. ??

But...

It is just a story nah....
No no.. no... not to me... and certainly not to many of the audience here.
With souloho19 touch of creativity, every episode so far until this latest one sounds more like reality than just a merely story. So for that reasons, my intuition argued that every episode must fit... it must flow and I am convinced beyond reasonable doubt that he can do it.

Well, when eventually this story turns into a book or movie, I think the above mentioned objections would maybe probably be reviewed again.

This is creativity..
This is talent.
I hope to be mentioned when a new story start....
Brilliant!!!
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by honourable356(m): 11:28am On Nov 11, 2017
I just stumbled upon this story last night... Yea last night and inasmuch as I tried harder to contain the laughter, the laughter succeed in containing me.

A story told in a very Hilarious way ...I was not even close to analyze or review the story so far because the laughter overwhelmed me.

God bless the Nigerian pigin English
God bless the writer.
As you succeed in bringing laughter to many and putting smiles on the face of your readers/auidence..may you be highly reward in due time.

Today, I acknowledge your talent.
Ride on, you have my attention and support!!!
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LiteratureRe: Casting Frankline by honourable356(m): 1:54pm On Nov 08, 2017
souloho19:
Honourable356Honourable356 is a wonderful motivator. Your comments always spur me to pick up the pen and try
to be better and I'm sure its the same with other writers. Thanks for reading and always encouraging.
Sah Chidi Eze Phillip, Jah bless!
Many will be there too to spur you on.. because your ability with the keyboard In constructing words is no longer in doubt and it would earn you more than just honour, you know that right?? You probably don't but now YOU DO.

And.....


I will smile in acknowledgement from a distance when your glories becomes even more pronounced by God!
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LiteratureRe: Memoirs Of Blood And Steel ( A Fantasy Novel) by honourable356(m): 12:59pm On Nov 08, 2017
Wooow.... I never saw this coming... never!!

One admirable characteristics about this dude called apollux is that he is highly unpredictable...well-known trait of an exceptional writer..

And..

His choice of words left a smile stucked on my face whenever I read an update... the semieducated need a dictionary.

The priest of nemphis huh
Using the high priest body...
Never in a million times did i even thought of it I that direction.

I was taken unaware.
I applaud your creative ability.
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by honourable356(m): 11:47am On Nov 08, 2017
Koolcat01:
Junior son to peter black while Lola daughter to basky.... I think.... Well done boss larry
seconded!!! This is close the truth..! As I am a 100 percent convinced that this story had already been written down by larrysun... the challenge is just to type it here on nairaland and having the time to do so.

I am quite impressed.
LiteratureRe: Casting Frankline by honourable356(m): 11:09am On Nov 08, 2017
Divepen1:
Honourable356,

Neimu
Locuationu
Relashionship Statuuues:
Inailarand Cluth:



*smiles*
Moderator Divepen1..i have never drop a story here and you are casting me, alright... I appreciate.

Eze Chidi Philip

Makurdi, Benue state

Single

Crush?? How do you crush on someone you have never seen his or her picture(s)?? How do you crush on someone you never hear his or her voice?? How do you crush on someone that have not given you N10,000 to do that thing? hehehehe...

My admiration for intelligent, creative and funny people knew no bound.
I am more of a motivator than a writer and I could confidently say my addiction for stories start 27years ago when I start reading the Bible.. **smiles**

No wedding bell unlike TiffanyJ because I have not met the one yet...so if she happen to be among us, please let her give me clues abeg so people can eat rice.

Thank you... thank you..
Love you all.
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