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Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Pictured At Port-Harcourt Airport Looking Gorgeous by Horlufemi(m): 10:04am On Apr 24, 2017

Gorgeous?

Gorgeous is essentially jaw dropping beauty. PEJ is not jaw dropping beauty. therefore she is not gorgeous.

Fine is a more appropriate word here.

enuf said

Politics › Re: How Come President Buhari Doesn't Address The Nation Periodically? by Horlufemi(m): 11:22am On Apr 22, 2017

PetroleumJelly:
even when he wasn't sick yet, he made little addresses to the nation. He didn't even visit the Southern part of a whole country.

Southerners threatened fire if Buhari comes south.

Politics › Re: See the content of this letter written to Nigerians by Horlufemi(m): 1:23pm On Apr 21, 2017

they will still abuse you

Fashion › You Can Have 120 Different Outfits With Just A 14-piece Wardrobe by Horlufemi(op): 12:01am On Apr 20, 2017

It’s good to dress to impress, but you don’t have to spend a fortune on a massive wardrobe to do it. In fact, you really only need 14 items.

The concept of “the uniform,” or wearing similar clothing every day to save time and mental energy, isn’t new, but it’s more achievable, and more stylish, than you might realize. Over at Real Men Real Style, Antonio Centeno demonstrates how a little basic math turns a few essential clothing items into the ultimate interchangeable wardrobe. If you’re a man, for example, all you need is:

2 Jackets, one blue, one black or brown
5 Shirts, five different colors (one white for sure)
2 Ties, two different colors
3 Trousers, one khaki, one black, one blue
2 Pairs of Shoes, two different styles and/or colors

2 x 5 x 2 x 3 x 2 = 120 Outfit Combinations
Just don’t forget a belt! The concept isn’t exclusive to men, though. You can do the same kind of thing with a few skirts and a nice dress too if you like. And when you’re only worried about having a small number of wardrobe items, you can spend a little extra on each piece—which will actually save you some hassle in the long run. So stop trying to expand your wardrobe, and work on tailoring it into the perfect mix and match set.

Politics › Re: LAGOS To Introduce Public Utility Levy (PUL) by Horlufemi(m): 10:40pm On Apr 19, 2017

willibounce1:
You will compare UK and US to your useless country in terms of infrastructure? When you pay water and light bills don't you get the water and light? Are the roads not good? Is public transport not reasonable over there. I feel like hitting a guiness bottle on your head right now.

how would you do it better? that's the question I asked.

are you sure you aren't suffering from a condition?

you aren't really smart, you know.

answer the question.

Politics › Re: LAGOS To Introduce Public Utility Levy (PUL) by Horlufemi(m): 9:42am On Apr 19, 2017

dlondonbadboy:
...and Nigerians would gladly pay. Or grudgingly pay...the fact is that must pay...

Can you now see how useless Nigerians are? All the tax you have been paying, all the Nepa bills you have been paying, what do you have to show for it?

Useless people...

For your mind you don make sense. Like when you go to the UK or US you won't pay bills. Lagos is trying to do the right thing.

lemme ask how would you do it better.

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Out Of Recession, Growing Strongly—world Economics by Horlufemi(m): 9:35am On Apr 19, 2017

Bibors:
Until you show the layman on the street that his salary can now comfortably pay for fuel for his generator, tanker water, disco abi PHCN bills, garri and rice , house rent and school fees to say the least them I will believe the Country is out of recession.

If I mistakenly leave this country, it's bye forever

When 9ja was the largest economy in Africa it was for a few not for the masses. all these things are for the elite, it doesn't reach the masses.

Politics › Re: Buhari Is A Terrorist - A Song By A Nairalander Agbalanze by Horlufemi(m): 11:52am On Apr 17, 2017

agbalanze01:
how did you know?

I meant intelligence o

Politics › Re: Buhari Is A Terrorist - A Song By A Nairalander Agbalanze by Horlufemi(m): 11:49am On Apr 17, 2017

agbalanze01:
Chorus

Buhari is a terrorist
apc is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond

1

when i say that ooo
Buhari is a terrorist ooo
I don't mean he's in the
class of Osama bin Laden

Chorus

2

Rather am telling you
categorically that Buhari
and Imam Abubakar shekau
are in the same class

Chorus

3

Elrufai is a bastard midget oo
Obasanjo is a useless monkey oo
lair Muhammed is a charlatan oo
Amaechi is a petty thief

Chorus

4

Oshiomole is scallywag
kwankwaso is bloody cow ooo
Ambode is a useless clown oo
Aregbesola is a nincompoop

Chorus till fades

cc
ngeneukwenu omenkalives

You reek of intelligence

Politics › Re: 10 Most Evil Dictators Of All Time by Horlufemi(m): 11:47am On Apr 17, 2017

omowolewa:
Because of Gowon abi?

Because of omowolewa

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Politics › Re: 10 Most Evil Dictators Of All Time by Horlufemi(m): 9:57am On Apr 17, 2017

lalsticlala, mynd44 Frontpage material.

To the promised land

Politics › Re: Why We Attacked Our Lawmakers In Funtua, Katsina - An Eye Witness by Horlufemi(m): 8:28am On Apr 17, 2017

Atiku2019:
Our Leaders will become more accountable...

But what are the policies of PMB that the National Assembly members are against?

well Atiku 2019

Atiku2019DOA

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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Habits The Average Nigerian Should Let Go Of! by Horlufemi(m): 7:57am On Apr 17, 2017

vizkiz:
Compiled trailer loads of bullshìt.

There fixed.

Politics › Re: Fayose Wears whistles; Distribute chesse balls by Horlufemi(m): 1:30pm On Apr 16, 2017

This is...I don't know...I mean what's the point. and the people height of foolishness. whistle blowing isn't literal.

Receive sense in the name of Jesus

Almajiris get sense pass this nonsense.

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Is Possessed With 52 Demons - Pastor Humble Okoro, Prayed At Lagoon by Horlufemi(m): 10:29am On Apr 16, 2017

Jesus was accused of being possesed, who is Freeze. mazi freeze continue abeg. Keep saying truth regardless of whose ox is gored.

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Politics › Re: Photos/video: Biafrans Dressed In Jewish Attire During 2017 Passover Night by Horlufemi(m): 10:25am On Apr 16, 2017

all of West Africa are Jews.

Politics › Re: Nigeria A Country Not For The Poor But The Elites by Horlufemi(m): 10:22am On Apr 16, 2017

Are you just noticing?
Yet some will kill themselves over the elites? Willing slaves?

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Politics › Re: Who Are The Whistle Blowers? by Horlufemi(m): 8:09am On Apr 16, 2017

Nikita1:
You still don't get it! Will they believe you or trust your whistle?

if they can't trust you then we can no longer call it whistle blowing. just reporting.

If is see gmg bags moving in a building and I suspect it's money I don't need to know who owns it before I blow. I don't want to believe that if I blow whistle, they won't verify my claims. I can't get arrested for providing useful information of money laundering because they called for whistle blowers and they have promised protection of the identity of the blower. Lack of trust of a whistle blower sends a signal and loss of subsequent "blowers". in their own interest they will not attempt to arrest or distrust whistle blowers. Lack of trust or arrest of whistle blowers means the end of the campaign. my 2kobo opinion.

Christianity Etc › Re: How Do We Differentiate Between Discerning Spirit And Selective Gospel? by Horlufemi(m): 7:53am On Apr 16, 2017

how we want to worship is different from how God wants to be worshiped.

Politics › Re: Who Are The Whistle Blowers? by Horlufemi(m): 8:06pm On Apr 15, 2017

Nikita1:
I understand your point of view but the question is 'who are they?
How did EFCC trust them so much that they always listen to them and trust them? Can they accept and trust you when somebody like you blow a whistle or are they specially selected people?

They can be you, me, or anyone you've mentioned

Politics › Re: Who Are The Whistle Blowers? by Horlufemi(m): 6:34pm On Apr 15, 2017

you can't get any lead without a whistle-blower. Arrest a whistle blower once and other whistle blowers will not come out. ever, you get the drift.

Family › Re: This Is The Lowest Point Of My Life by Horlufemi(m): 2:45am On Apr 15, 2017

be thankful. it could have been worse.

just survive you don't know what lies tomorrow.

people have gone through worse and living large.

labourer jobs are every where. they never die.

cowards give up. winners don't quit. but if you must die, just go buy sniper on credit. Drink half now and drink half 2mao.

Education › Re: Bed Bug Invasion On Oau Campus, A Threat To Students' Life by Horlufemi(m): 2:30am On Apr 15, 2017

buy a truck load of sniper. spray it everywhere (in conc) form 3 times every 7days problem solved. spray it after a month to be sure.

Agriculture › Re: Agro-processor Association Of Nigeria Proffers Solution To High Garri Price by Horlufemi(m): 10:15pm On Apr 14, 2017

Chuknovski:
Some Nigerians with wicked intentions, they enjoy punishing fellow citizens by hoarding and hiking price anyhow,God will ask them

This is purely Buhari's fault.

Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Think It's Right Blaming Judas Iscariot For Jesus Death? by Horlufemi(m): 8:54pm On Apr 14, 2017

adepeter26:
OK, am reading. Go on pls

at what probability would you accept? What will be overwhelming for you. So I know I'm not gonna waste my time. 1/1000000 1/100000000?

I'm just gonna use prophecy fulfillment.

I'm waiting.

Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Think It's Right Blaming Judas Iscariot For Jesus Death? by Horlufemi(m): 6:52pm On Apr 14, 2017

adepeter26:
Colored text hat me cracking
Soon ya mind, the imaginary jesus has saved this world? Rotflmao

so Jesus isn't real?
I can prove it using statistics.

Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Think It's Right Blaming Judas Iscariot For Jesus Death? by Horlufemi(m): 6:44pm On Apr 14, 2017

BasketballGURU:
[color=#1980BC]Judas was the "lucky" guy that got to play the role of the bad guy[/color]

Judas plan was collect money, offer Jesus' location for easy arrest, Jesus escapes like always. Cool money made, at least the held his part of the bargain. Unfortunately, Jesus allowed himself to be arrested, he was shocked that Jesus was captured for real. When he knew they were going to crucify him, he went to return the money.

Politics › Re: Checkout What This Police Officer Is Doing.(photo) by Horlufemi(m): 6:34pm On Apr 14, 2017

This is old picture

Politics › Re: My Take On The Proposed Anambra Airport Project"dead On Arrival" by Horlufemi(m): 10:11am On Apr 14, 2017

Ndi Nigeria. Things are possible.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Drops The "Mother Of All Bombs" In Afghanistan by Horlufemi(m): 9:41pm On Apr 13, 2017

Makweembo:
Prophet T.B. Joshua warned of this happening last Sunday. I was watching live on Emmanuel TV. He said, "This coming Thursday, pray against whatever that will happen that will cause a conflict between the super-power nations. I see a situation where one will tempt the other – and that will provoke the whole thing. Pray that God should hold their temper."

In case you're in doubt, here's a clip from the live service from YouTube -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU2v2pNwJ0Y

He who has ears, let him hear.

My pastor said that Trump will launch the mother of bombs on ISIS on Thursday. He told me this last week Friday. You need to meet my prophet. TB Joshua is a learner. Holla at me if you are interested. he who has ears, let him hear. shallom

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