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Romance › Re: Twitter User Apologizes To Girl Who Refunded His Date Money, Sends Back The 5k by Horlufemi(m): 7:17am On Mar 31, 2017
Benita27:
Have been reading the whole story like all day. Inasmuch as the guy couldn't stand rejection, the girl was also at fault here. Why would she lead him on if she wasn't interested in having a relationship with the guy?. You define your relationship from the beginning, and spending on you would be his call to make to avoid being indebted to anyone.
A date doesn't equate to relationship. You can spend or don't even have to spend on a date. A date is just for getting to know each other better. If the girl likes you she can start a relationship with you.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Remanded In Prison Again, Charges Dropped Against Walson by Horlufemi(m): 8:37pm On Mar 30, 2017
K for Karma, K for Kemi

Karma is what is happening to Kemi
Phones › Re: Samsung S8 Out Guess Nigeria Price by Horlufemi(m): 4:44pm On Mar 30, 2017
Announced not out
TV/Movies › Re: Court Lifts Injunction On “okafor’s Law” Movie, To Show In Cinemas Tomorrow by Horlufemi(m): 4:36pm On Mar 30, 2017
Why do I always read Omoni Oboli as Omoniboli? "Boli seller" grin

Ehn why?

Maybe I read too fast
Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Muslims Confess That Islam Is Dying And Christianity Is Gaining by Horlufemi(m): 8:26am On Mar 30, 2017
Muslims have higher birthrate than Christians. That alone it's going for them

Who Muslim epp. If I say my mind I will get banned.

Allah is not Mohammed's alter ego, Mohammed is not a narcissist. Islam is not a cult sef.
Webmasters › Re: Web Design by Horlufemi(m): 8:21am On Mar 30, 2017
add class with :hover

#menu li :hover {
background: grey;
}

let's see how it goes
Politics › Re: Is It Wright 4 President Buhari To Disclose His Hospital Expenses To Senate by Horlufemi(m): 8:04am On Mar 30, 2017
I think it's wright to go to school

grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Church Refusing To Have Open Dedication For My Baby by Horlufemi(m): 7:46am On Mar 30, 2017
Livie2016:
Hello,

Would really appreciate some words of advice please. I'm really sad. No judgmental posts posse.

I conceived my first child when I was dating my boyfriend, now husband and then we got married shortly after I fell pregnant. We had planned to get married even before I got pregnant but when I got pregnant, we then decided to bring the date forward. It was a very difficult period for me because my mum really made me feel bad. I repented to God from a heart of genuine sincerity and sought his forgiveness which I received by his grace. I fell short of the glory of God but God forgave me and had mercy on me.

Fast forward to a year plus after my wedding. My son is now 6 months and we would like to dedicate him in church. We have however been told that the church will not accept him for the regular dedication process where the parents dance out to the front of the church alongside close relatives and friends. What the church has said is that we can only do a private dedication service in a different room after the service. I'm devastated.


My son is innocent and pure. He was conceived from a sinful act but God has forgiven us. I've now been happily married to my husband and father of my child for more than a year. Is it therefore fair for the church to treat my son like he's an outcast and not worthy of being celebrated openly and publicly?


I feel so humiliated and wanted to cancel the dedication and do it in a church where h will be openly celebrated and received as a wonderful gift from God which my darling son is. My husband has accepted it but I'm struggling to do so. The church is supposed to be about love. What is the biblical basis for saying that my son cannot be pubclily dedicated?


Would really like some views here. Should I cancel the dedication and do it somewhere else or go ahead with the private/ secret dedication?

Many thanks for reading.
The Church of God are the true Worshippers of God all over the world. Don't get worked up about some people in one building or location. After all they aren't much holier.

The real dedication is dedicating time in letting your​ child know Christ and not be religious like them but be forgiving and love everyone.

Anyway, stop paying tithe, offering etc. If the Church can't forgive then they the ones going contrary to Christ.

It's so sad but this is why Church has lost Christianity
Jokes Etc › Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Horlufemi(m): 7:39am On Mar 30, 2017
omenkaLives:
I think you are wrong. You should have checked the akpu you used to starch the cloth you wore.. I'm very sure that was the starch mixed with sweat and announcing itself.
grin
Nairaland General › Villagers Find Missing Man's Corpse In Belly Of Enormous Snake [Video] by Horlufemi(op): 7:32am On Mar 30, 2017
Snakes are scary. Even small ones—the way they move, the prospect of venom, those little forked tongues—can send chills down your neck. But did you know that some snakes can eat human beings? A tragic incident in Indonesia recently reminded the world of this fact.

A 25-year-old man named Akbar disappeared on Sunday when he was harvesting palm oil on the Indonesian island of Sulawesi. By Monday, his fellow villagers were searching the jungle for the man and, according to local police, the search party found “scattered palm oil fruit, a picking tool, and a boot” near a 23-foot-long reticulated python. The villagers chased down the snake, cut open its gut to their horror (as well as the world’s) they found Akbar’s body inside.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wubpbH8anKI

“It seems he was attacked from behind because we found a wound on his back,” Junaedi, an official in the village of Salubrio, told the press. Here’s a six-minute-long video of the villagers gutting the python, if you feel like throwing up today:

So, to recap, an able-bodied man in his 20s was working in the fields and a snake the length of a city bus attacked him. The reticulated python, the world’s longest snake, got ahold of the man with rows of teeth that turn inward toward its stomach and then likely squeezed him to death before swallowing him whole. Still alive, the snake chilled next to its poor victim’s belongings before a group of villagers killed it and sliced open its belly to reveal a corpse covered in digestive fluids. Experts say that it’s extremely rare for pythons to swallow human beings, but as we learned this week, it does happen.

Were you planning on sleeping tonight? Sorry, this snake story will haunt your dreams for weeks to come.
http://gizmodo.com/villagers-find-missing-mans-corpse-in-belly-of-enormous-1793790286

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

Politics › Re: 8th Of July 2001: How Come Dino Maleye Passed Out On A Sunday? by Horlufemi(m): 7:26am On Mar 29, 2017
grin
Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor Celebrates Her 59 Birthday by Horlufemi(m): 9:47am On Mar 28, 2017
Winch woman
Politics › Re: Nnmadi Kanu Envisaged Buhari Will Islamize Nigeria. by Horlufemi(m): 5:35pm On Mar 27, 2017
Link to where Islamization by herdsmen was said. Thank you
Politics › Re: Paris Club Fund: Magu On Mudslinging Campaign Against Me – Saraki by Horlufemi(m): 12:21pm On Mar 27, 2017
Firefire:
Too much corruption in this administration despite the promise to 'phigth Kworuption' embarassed


The corruption level of Bukola Saraki cries to the highest heaven.

Looting from Kwara State to Senate, now to Governor's forum....
So you mean they are not fighting corruption?
Politics › Re: Buhari, APC Responsible For Rampant Suicide Attempts – PDP by Horlufemi(m): 4:46pm On Mar 26, 2017
Nwodosis:
To be honest, Jonathan took all the blames when he was in power, Buhari shouldn't be an exception!
Based on this facts, I'm with PDP on this, Buhari is responsible for the suicide dives!
MMM
Politics › Re: Buhari, APC Responsible For Rampant Suicide Attempts – PDP by Horlufemi(m): 4:38pm On Mar 26, 2017
Maybe MMM especially
Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing The Marine Kingdom, Water Spirit. by Horlufemi(m): 3:13pm On Mar 26, 2017
What do you call spirits that work on land
Celebrities › Re: Release Kemi Olunloyo Unconditionally – Foreign Journalists Tell Nigeria Police by Horlufemi(m): 10:49am On Mar 26, 2017
This is what I call Kemi Karma
Politics › Re: Certificate Saga: Dino Melaye Thanks Nigerians For Support; Twitter Users Reply by Horlufemi(m): 10:37am On Mar 26, 2017
shellworker:
Can you provide a concrete proof that Dino Melaye is not a graduate of ABU Zaria and that he has no certificate? If you can convince me over that then you are a true Nigerian.

For correction, Dino is from Kofi State, even though Kogi has a Yoruba speaking part.
Bachelor of Arts (Geography) grin
Politics › Re: F.G Recounts 2,351 Tips From Whistleblowers by Horlufemi(m): 8:16pm On Mar 25, 2017
lolz
Politics › 2,351 Whistleblowers Tip Finance Ministry by Horlufemi(op): 7:32pm On Mar 25, 2017
The Ministry of Finance, says it has so far received 2,351 tips from whistleblowers bordering on cases of embezzlement of government funds, looting of assets and contract inflation, among others.

In a statement signed by Mr Festus Akanbi, the Special Adviser, Media to the Minister of Finance, Mrs Kemi Adeosun said the tips came via text messages, calls, email and forms filled on the ministry’s website.

“We have received 95 feedbacks through our website, www.whistle.finance.gov.ng, 1,550 tips came through calls on 09098067946 and SMS, 412.

“Also, 194 people sent us emails on whistle@finance.gov.ng)

He said that out of the 2,351 tips, the office was currently following up on 154, it deemed actionable.

“Some of the tip include: contract inflation and conversion of government assets to personal use, ghost workers, payment of unapproved funds and embezzlement of salaries of terminated personnel.

“Also, improper reduction of financial penalties, diversion of funds meant for distribution to a particular group of people, especially farmers and diversion of funds to personal commercial bank accounts to earn interest.

“Further more, we are following up on cases of non-Remittance of pension and NHIS deductions, failure to Implement projects for which funds have been provided, embezzelment of funds received from Donor agencies and violation of TSA regulations by keeping funds in Commercial banks.

” We are also looking into violations of FIRS (VAT) regulation by adjusting Value Added Tax payment, non-procurement of equipment required for Aviation Safety, money laundering and diversion of funds meant for approved projects,” he said.

Akanbi said that top on the Minister’s agenda, as the Chairman of the Whistleblower programme was to investigate illegal sale of government assets, diversion of revenue (IGR), concealed bailout funds, Illegal recruitment and violation of procurement Act.

It will be recalled that late last year, the Federal Government set up the Whistleblower programme to make it easy for the public to give information bordering on violation of financial regulations, mismanagement of public funds and assets and other financial malpractice.

The Federal Government promised any whistleblower whose information leads to the recovery of up to N1 billion Naira, five per cent of the amount.

While for any amount between N1 billion and N5 billion, the whistleblower stands to get 4 per cent commission. Any amount over N5 billion, will attract 2.5 per cent reward.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/2351-whistleblowers-tip-finance-ministry/

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

Politics › Re: Don't Lose Hope PDP Remains God’s Vehicle To Reposition Nigeria - Party Spokespe by Horlufemi(m): 6:40am On Mar 25, 2017
Really? Between 1999 ago and 2015. List your achievements.
Romance › Re: I Am Still Virgin by Horlufemi(m): 9:47pm On Mar 24, 2017
darkandclear26:
girl you have nice lips , I can give you dimonds just to give me a head. wow!!
Head Miner

Adverts › Re: 4000 Dollar At N410 In Abuja by Horlufemi(m): 9:44pm On Mar 24, 2017
Keep it well well.

I bought @385 today

You panic never ripe

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye's Comment About Sahara Reporters In 2014 And Now (Photos) by Horlufemi(m): 9:14am On Mar 24, 2017
Hizzojay:
I Love That Statement... abeg when is GOT_S7 starting jarey grin grin grin
16/07/2017
Politics › Re: Why Does IPOB Makes Igbos Look Stupid PICS by Horlufemi(m): 7:45am On Mar 24, 2017
I talk am

It's happening.

I'm a prophet

Politics › Re: I'm Still Wondering by Horlufemi(m): 6:04pm On Mar 23, 2017
Just say wrong number ni. If e no stop say Bai naji Hausa
Celebrities › Re: ''Kemi Olunloyo Is Unable To Meet Bail Conditions, Still In Prison'' - Eie Group by Horlufemi(m): 3:43pm On Mar 23, 2017
This right here is called Karma in action
Politics › Re: A Friend Told Me To Change My Guider To... And I Will Be Able To Gh On Mmm by Horlufemi(m): 7:47am On Mar 23, 2017
AskProf:
You pitiful LIAR... Someone called you today?

The same guider you advertised about four weeks ago.

https://www.nairaland.com/3646484/mmm-script-sale
I don't know how I do it but I can smell bullshit from a galaxy away.

The guy is funny
Politics › Re: A Friend Told Me To Change My Guider To... And I Will Be Able To Gh On Mmm by Horlufemi(m): 7:45am On Mar 23, 2017
onomemike:
what do you need my login details for...or do u think i am operating a joint account with you?
if you dont believe...no wahala...like i said 'try it and see if it works for you' ... i never made it mandatory....its ur choice. thank me later
"If you don't believe...No wahala" is what a scanner would say

Ok show a video from login to your GH and an a millisecond timer by the side. Then I'll believe.

You try but you've met your match.
Career › Re: There Is Nothing Wrong With A 9-5 Job by Horlufemi(m): 7:38am On Mar 23, 2017
Everything is wrong with it

Unless there is pension attached to it. It is a waste of life

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