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Ponmo gladiator.

This is just a little example of what living in Venezuela feels like, right now.

Let's be thankful things aren't as bad as that in Nigeria.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1p8T8Wyy_Q

Check https://twitter.com/9GAGTweets/status/745869612236021760?s=09

Ponmo ninja

fake story

No yoloba dick tonite

predatorX:
If nicely stacked leaves can carry the weight of a human being, then why do we have to go thru the wahala of cutting tree trunks for canoes...... Why not just pluck the whole leaves from the tree.?



There is no amount of leaves that would support buoyancy if not properly shaped into a raft......... Physics no be jazz

I hear you but you dont understand me. but no need

macaranta:
Op's explanation is not logical,no amount of nicely stacked grass will allow you move on top it while water flows beneath.For that to have occured a significant amount of deforestation must have occurred nearby.

It is very logical

azundu1:
I read this thread about Ogun river in Kara drying up suddenly. I was surprise at various speculations people were making about the incident including. See the thread here https://www.nairaland.com/3174249/ogun-river-kara-turn-dry

All of you are very funny!
Earth quake ko, drying up nii.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AT THAT RIVER.

Those green grass you see are plants that grew by the riverbed, they were either uprooted in very large quantity by the river current at various locations and carried by the flowing river. Due to some possible barricade under the bridge, the grasses could not flow across and thus causing the very large pile of the grass.

Due the pressure by the flowing water and the inability of the grass to cross the obstacle under the bridge, the large pile of grass was so tick that people could even walk over it with the water flowing under it.

With time, if the blockage under the bridge was not forcefully pushed by the weight of the accumulated grass or removed by someone, the grass will decay and gradually flow away and the water will become visible again.

So this explains why you have water flowing on one side of the bridge and the other a very pile of grass.

Hope you now understand the mystery behind the dried up water.

Source: Personal experience from similar incidents around canals.

It's very good to be observant.

it happens every year around canal especially during rainy season but not as thick this.

Ponmo gladiator

it's not dried. it's covered with vegetation strong enough to support people's weight.

I hope people won't die from weakened vegetation when it starts breaking.

Don't forget the combo of all of these

Igbati, Igbati, iko, two elbows in the ribs and abara.

ma mummy, I love her

If you are not a tech person I don't see reason for buying a big phone.

I'll rather buy UK used Note 3 or 4 phone than buy a tecno infinix. if I don't have the money I'll look for an Mtk device with 2gb ram and be ok.

You can save for the better option later.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Hello? Earth to Project400. I repeat. Earth to Project400. This is 2016. Nobody does physical home button anymore. This is Earth to Project400. Over.

Samsung does, HTC latest flagship HTC 10 too has one Apple and plenty others. One good reason is finger print scanner.

Omotayor123:
The picture doesn't Look like it. But, If the news is true, I Thank God for them. Allahu Akbar!

Jumah Mubaraq to my fellow Muslims!

When you say Allahu Akbar you hear booom! blast

I believe we you boycott this woman. She's using all these news to get traffic.

If we all unfollow her on all social media platforms e go make sense

RedCapChief:
He's right that politics was responsible for the failure of the military to curb Boko Haram. Everything in Nigeria, even human life, is politics

When Ihejirika's boys went hard on Boko Haram, 'Northern Elders' wailed that the Army was strategically decimating the North. That was when we heard things like "An attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the North." These elders wailed and wailed, accusing Ihejirika of genocide because he was an Igbo man. They asked Jonathan to remove him, stop the military onslaught and allow them seek 'internal solution' to the menace.

Jonathan agreed and removed Ihejirika

Boko Haram metastasized and became hydra-headed, tearing apart the Borno, Yobe, Adamawa and even Cameroon. The same elders wailed that Jonathan had deserted them. They accused of supporting BH so that elections would not hold in the North. They spread word that he was "clueless."

Jonathan's state of emergency was so weak. I have never seen a military state of emergency where the elected government was allowed to continue - yet Jonathan allowed Shettima, Geidam and co to continue, just to placate them.

Then Chibok girls happened . . . and Jonathan was certified to be clueless by the people he thought were allies


The people who spread this rhetoric are those who would sacrifice their own people for political power.

A lot of innocent northerners died in the army. I watched a video of soldiers killing northerners. no one even knows if they are innocent or not.

I was sad. very sad

So-called Christians fornicate while True Christians dont fornicate.

The reasons is that the pastors are thieves and only want the money from people. Who preaching against fornication epp?

A true Christian won't cheat, fornicate, tribalism and hate.

Moreover Christianity today is mere religion and you can never get to God through religion I.e Islam and church.

True Christians are like Christ while most professed Christians are not even close to being like Christ.

Christ knows his own.

twerky:
Naso
Imagine! son of a butcher eating bone.
Our oyel. Yet we dey suffer to get am.

BTW. If na some pple, dem go dey brag say dem be FTC, I no go even mention am because it's nothing special.

You already did

Txonyi:
even wole soyinka no come close.......................... it will take all the AWARDS OF Tinubu, SOYINKA, FFK, OSINBADE AND ALL YORUBA PEOPLE WITH THEIR ANCESTORS AND DESCENDANTS to equal this woman's achievements but guess what, IGBOS DONT MAKE NOISE ABOUT GOING TO SCHOOL OR SUCCESS! we let our JAMB SCORES, BIG CARS, HIGH CUT OFF MARKS, HIT TRACKS speak for us!
proudly onye IGBO
proudly onye ANAMBRA!
show me any state that has a higher cut off mark than anambra in ALL LEVELS OF EDUCATION
show me a state that has produced more FAMOUS PEOPLE than anambra
if you want names, try me
ANAMBRA ALONE BEATS THE WHOLE SW NC NE NW put together!
now add IMO ABIA EBONYI DELTA RIVERS AK CR BAYELSA
and you will see the reason people wanna die whenever SE/SS talk unity!

Dora would be disappointed with what you just spewed here. Dora is one of the best things that has happened to Nigeria.

Fayose the ponmo ninja

Kemi said u are a ritualist and cult member

Fayose the ponmo ninja

4wrd9ja:
This is new apc strategy to discredit opposition parties and make them look bad ,have noticed its happening only in opposition states while Apc states owing greater amount of salaries are not experiencing same, the are also sponsoring strikes by shameless NLC in opposition states ,thesame labour that cannot stand for the workers again because their paymasters are now in power,they are only active now as attack dogs in states they are deployed by apc, its all politics,the economy is bad in all the state s except maybe Lagos,

Wtf did I just read?

Fayose will soon share rice and chicken. Don't worry.

berylslayer:
Kemi Olunloyo calls for investigation into ritualism after actor Jide Kosoko’s wife died, making it the 3rd time he is losing a wife.


"NOLLYWOOD AND RITUALISM
Actor Jide Kosoko's third wife just died. The light skin bleaching ‪#‎Nollywood‬ actor. This makes it three wives dead. He is now technically a black widower. He should be investigated for ritualism and the occult world. Something I hear is very prevalent in Nollywood."




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1043402295747579&id=405398802881268&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1043402295747579%3Atl_objid.1043402295747579%3Athid.405398802881268%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1467356399%3A-6489475469121092883#footer_action_list

When will people start ignoring this old cargo

lepagawu:
so how do you now take lowlight photos

I don't I use daylight shikena

lepagawu:
With the back camera when the flash is on :/ as you can see in low light situation when you use flash, the light is entering the camera lol. The second photo is during the day with the front camera

The Gionee m5 mini is better with its camera only that it's 4000mah.

I don't snap with flash cos no phone can satisfy me with flash even Samsung and iPhone.

Sarang:
The bible actually said though he was in a godly form.

Yes! Jesus is a spirit.
Not he was god but in a godly form.

You can not be with your father and be your father,
it does not happen.

Also if Both of them were equal,he would have simply refer to God as his SIBLING.

Do you think you are more sensible than Jesus,he called him his father for crying out loud.

You no get work?

I'm sure the woman knows one of the kidnappers. So they killed her so she won't expose them

DMeanMan:
Nigerians are so contempt with sub standard things.

An average web developer in Europe earns >$70K per annum. In naira that is about #21m.

The Fashola website was a complete project. With Web developers, Publicists, Content Managers, Media Personnel and so on.

Ask around, 78m isn't too much price to pay.

I can't pay for fashola site with 20k

Maximus85:
Satan has always wanted to undermine God's sovereignty. And in you he has succeeded. I will not try to convince you but I just want to ask you.
Jesus whom you call God came to sacrifice himself to who? To himself?

All those times he was praying, who was he praying to?

Was he praying to himself?

Did he ever mentioned that someone greater than him sent him?

Between God and Jesus who has a beginning?

And finally, when Jesus was baptised and a dove appeared. That voice heard, was it God's voice or Jesus' voice? Cos I can remember I read in the Bible that God called Jesus his son, the one he has approved. let's consider Colossians 1:15 NKV
15. He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.

If I can see and read properly.... This place called Jesus the firstborn of all creation. Meaning he has a beginning. But the almighty God has no beginning. This is a simple truth that the Bible teaches but that wicked and stupid spirit will never allow some people see the truth.

This is what firstborn over all creation means "Colossians 1:15 NLT
Christ is the visible image of the invisible God. He existed before anything was created and is supreme over all creation,"

It never meant Jesus was created

I'm late

The answer is daughter