₦airaland Forum

akheen:
OMG!! naija and love juju ehn. i hope her family locates her soon

I see what you did there.

trash

after you

Joblessness at its finest

everything you wrote is unrelatable

picture with woman bra and woman hair. lol

Gaskia:
I bought Infinix Hot 2 and all I can say is that its the worst smart phone I ever had.
Am about giving it out.

mind selling it for me?

If i see a babe like this I'll rush and marry her.

the phrase "my prophecies" shows pride in himself.
Yes, he is a false prophet.

Yes. very possible. I did for 5yrs until she left for a rich guy who dumped her months later.

If ur pastor hates, then he is not a christian not even worth called man of God. pastors are overrated they are no different from u and I.

how much did you buy it?

Lagos or Abuja?

dhardline:
Is it me or are these words spoken by one who knows of something the majority of Nigerians are

yet to know?

"there are graves in Egypt, you want us to die in the wilderness where there are no graves"

Do not repark for anybody.

Christianity has repented. Why hasn't Islam?

at this time and age you dey buy phone with no sure updates. tecno are learners when it comes to phone support.

use gtbank

Fayose is not Bold but deeply afraid and using his virtual boldness to conver his fear.

oyinkinola:
what about the break the jinx of putting the looters behind bars! isn't that amazing!

that one is very important.

lots of people are concerned with "Wetin I go eat" thought pattern, which is also the bedrock of corruption.

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podosci:
Nigerians need koboko to reset our mentality by force, in civilised societies Questions are alresdy being asked and the countires tax agencies are already investigating to see how much they can recover but In Nigeria and Africa most people dont understand what all this means, the onve that understand are asking stupid questions like "why is APC after Saraki" or "how does it affect us".... We need an agency that would be resposible for reseting peoples mentality with koboko, we cannot move forward like this..

Lol, I taya sef

onoerime:
Yoruba style of starting a fight and dulging behind.

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You and Buhari who dull pass

Fayose and paranoia.

lies

Fvck her or she'll get it outside.

brightology3:
Fayose yav finish buhari kpata kpata. So you mean bubu is jst a bench wormer over there in washington and doesn't even ve a clue of what d nuclear summit is all about? My sincere condolence to bubu, pls do come home as soon as possible.

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Buhari is dull, you are worse.

I'm not forming itk but isn't near death experience actually means dying seeing the afterlife and waking up again?.

Like God will throw some one who wears trouser to hell.

You'll be surprised that you will go to hell while that veteran prostitute will make heaven.

Stop behaving like the Pharisees

listen to these wailers at your own peril.

Things are hard now shey? by the time bubu devalues the naira things will get even harder. they will now say bubu is incompetent and use is against him.

the funny thing is that NOI has be saying Nigerians should brace for tough times. If Jonathan had won I'm sure things would be way worse than it should.

A lots of people here are claiming economist. did the past admin give power to enhance local production? no it didn't. let's give this administration a chance to set things right. leave your sentiment

devaluation has more disadvantages than its advantages.

one funny thing about economics is that it is not instant noodles. the effects of policies are seen years later. the same way this recession didn't start last year.

aljharem:
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

If this is your idea of governance then you are the smartest man who ever lived.

For beating the girl, they are not at fault but for excessive beating they are.

If I own a school there will be a form where you sign that your child will be flogged and there will be no consequence.

chimmyluv90:
Thumbs up sir,,,,weneva i watch one of dia movies, i feel rapture wil tak place if i step an inch outside..ma mindset changes n immediate repentance takes place,,,den afta sumtym i go cum get masef..lolzzzzz

Nothing like rapture.

Fayose & Paranoia