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UniQuegrACE:
lol, I was expecting this, like I read your mind. you're not serious at all. go jorh

Why na? I was just trying na help

UniQuegrACE:
yeah I know I have one but I don't know the type I'm carrying, so I need pictures,

Snap the one u have, send it to me, I will help u analyze it.

I can last 2 hours especially if the hole is as wide as a bucket, cuz I won't feel anything. So i won't come quickly

UniQuegrACE:
pictures pls

You dont need pictures na...you have one with you.

jonaifame22:
#teamthickpvssy

Which one is thickpvssy again?

ExcelNG:
Lol... You are shouting Oh your country now... You never chim chum!

Its pitiable that these number had to go overboard but I can assure you that there will be consequences... Serious consequences! This is no longer a matter of Ipob or no Ipob.

Power Play at Abuja have started.

Because you can't tell me anybody will look for trouble at Ife like that without knowing there will be consequences!
They knowingly started trouble! Nd the Yorubas took the bait. They want to ferment trouble and make it look like the Yorubas started it.

When Nnamdi Kanu called Nigeria a zoo, you people called him a liar? Pray tell me, is it not in the animal kingdom that people kill each other like this?

I am not a lover of violence and do not condone one.

BUT THESE KILLINGS BY THE YORUBAS IS VERY BAD. You don't just kill many like this just cause of one matchete cut. Its bad. Nd to think they are reporting that 5 was killed whereas an ETHNIC CLEANSING TOOK PLACE.

yes they can go on killing spree in other part of the country.

Ile-Ife is already a war zone. They are ever ready.

So Yorubas living in North might suffer it. But not in Ile-Ife or Osun

Now soddenly Igbo people started supporting Hausas.

I can see "Oooh this is babaric"

"Ife people went too far"

"Please respect human life"

Igbo people were here yesterday spewing trash about how Yorubas are cowards.

When I heard fight broke out, I just laughed at hausas. You can go on killing spree in the whole Federation, but not in Ile-Ife.

Ile-Ife is a devilish town. Very dangerous. Too fetish a town.

Hausas should just learn their lessons from this. And the most dangerous part of it is, Modakeke people are joining the fight.

This is the first Time Modakeke and Ife people are uniting for one reason. And Hausa plenty for Ile-Ife.

It means more flesh for sacrifice to the gods.

Violence will never solve anything.

You don't see Yorubas dictating or killing their host. Yorubas are peaceful.

Afonja-Ilorin has taught Yorubas a precious lesson. They never joke with their territory again.

They will never treat any ethnic aggressor with jelly hand again.

It shouldn't have been Ife or anywhere in Osun. You can kill anyhow in Lagos, but Osun state? I pity your forefathers.

Obdk:
war of words

afonja vs afonja. always no casualty. just shout pull shirt war end...


now na aboki.

na so dem go shut ile ife afonja mouth up....

Please face front. I am not here for your brain dead tribal war. If you really hate Yorubas why can't you kill the next near you?

Omo eran

And let it be known that the Military cannot contain Ife boys. The military could not do anything during Ife-Modakeke war.

This is what will happen. I know Hausa people very well.

This casualty they sustained today will not be forgiven. They will go and bring reinforcement from the north.

THose reinforcement will kill and escape. Ile-Ife will retaliate again reducing the populations of Hausas in Sabo further.

Ife will soon be a no go zone for Hausas.

And meat will be scarce.

Hmmm.Ife people.

An opportunity to harvest meat for sacrifice. There is God oooo.

Hausa people are stupid. Why pick fight in Ile-Ife? That devilish town?

Oh Boy. Ife people dey vex ooo. They invaded all Hausa territories.

Many Dangerous people in Ife. Ife is a war enclave. Ife will never remain the same again.

Oh Boy. Ife people dey vex ooo. They invaded all Hausa territories.

Many Dangerous people in Ife. Ife is a war enclave. Ife will never remain the same again.

I saw the Ife-Modadake war live. The 3 years war. I know what Ife people are capable off. Hausas made a mistake. Of all places, Ife? Meeen Ife is dangerous. Even as an indigene of Ife, I fear some places in Ife.

There are many Jobless touts in Ife.

I am from Ile-Ife. We Ife dont end a war. We only end a battle. We count scores.

Chai...Ife war no dey end oo...

Hausa people are playing with fire. Ile-Ife is known for unending war.

War without end is looming.

fineboynl:
this type of thing only happens in dreams and hallucinations.

I would have believed if only I was born yesterday. keep dreaming there.

If this happens only in dreams where you come from, then your life is boring.

Leave that place and mingle with the right people. Life is too sweet for these little things to pass you by

zicoraads:
Let what go? These are the people you shouldn't listen to. Ride on joreee!!!

A friend also said something similar.

A friend invited me to his company's end of the year party. Its a popular bank in Victoria Island. My friend who invited me works in their HR/Admin department, so he was deeply involved in the whole organization and logistics.

He had some girls working as part of his organizing team. They were nominated from other departments or branches. There was this flashy lady who was everywhere. She was the most noticed as she was attending to everyone in the hall. If you need any snacking, just call her, she will get it for you. Not only that, she was erotically dressed. She wore a tight mini skirt that revealed the whole of her backside. I bet any man could kill to touch that round shape ascss. I asked my guy about the girl, I told him I wanted to make a move on her. He said he didnt know her as such except the opportunity they got to work in the same team.

I signaled her that I needed a cup of chapman, she brought it, I tried to strike up a conversation with her, but she gave me no chance. She won't even answer my "Hello". In short I was about leaving the party, so I thought of doing something nasty to lady. I thought after all, she will never see me again. I stalked her going towards the female rest room. I quickly followed her. She noticed I was trying to catch up with her, she slowed down, but still frowning her face as if she was gonna slap me. I just handed out my call card, I said "Here is my business card, you can reach me if you feel pleased and I promised to fvck you like you never been fvcked before". She hissed and walked away. A lady noticed and was looking at me trying to know what I did to her. I just frowned at her showing her its none of her business. I said to myself "Nothing spoil, No bruised ego, after all we will not meet again". That’s what I tell myself when a lady turns me down.

On the next day, I saw "Hi" on my whatsapp. The number was not in my contact list. I checked the dp, there was no picture there, it was a prayer meme. I replied. The person said "Do you know that is not a good way to approach a lady? You should respect women and not see them as sex object". I apologized and made her realize I never meant it that way, but that’s how I felt towards her. She replied "so you were actually serious about fvcking me?" I said "It will be a dream come true". I expected her to reject that idea. She said "Ok". This encouraged me more to push ahead. I said "Where r u now?" She said "Home alone". I said can you come over? She said "To where?" I responded "My house in Ketu. Where do you stay?” She said "Ikeja". I said "I will be expecting you". She said "Ok...send me your address while I go take a shower".

2 hours later, a boy in my compound told me someone is at the gate saying she is looking for "my name". I peeped and saw the lady. My heart bumped, my dicked started nodding. I told them to let her in. I hardly let her settle down before I grabbed her from behind. We fvked all day. The more I handle her assss, the more I become hard, the more I go more rounds. So she told me she had a boyfriend after the whole show. She said her BF is a jealous man. He always monitors her movement everywhere. She told me about how I can’t come to her house because her boyfriend lives in the next flat. And she does not want to forfeit her relationship. She begged me to make our relationship a secret, I should not expose us. Wetin be my own? I enjoyed the wet pssy.

Since then, sex becomes a daily routine for us. Anytime she is coming from work, she will first branch at my house in Ketu to have some quickie before heading to her house in Ikeja.

One day, facebook suggested her as friend to me. I guess it’s because I have her number on my contact list. I browsed through her pictures on facebook. Low and behold, shockingly I saw her wedding pictures. She has been married since 2015. Her marriage was 2 years old when we met and started having sex. I felt bad, betrayed, guilty and horrible. So I have been sleeping with someone else wife. I called her, “I told her she should never come to my house again”. I told her what I saw. She cried and told me she can explain. We should meet and discuss. This is the second week I have been avoiding her. She sent series of text messages. She even said in one where she said “All the moment we shared together is too precious to let you go just like that. You are part of me now, I can’t cope without you”

It is true that anytime I remember our love making (50 shades of grey), I am always tempted to give in and invite her over for another round. But one way or the other, I found a way to suppress the lustful urge. House, what do I do now? Do I continue to condone her or just let her go?

I want to be part of that Group

If you earn 100k in places like osun..You are a king.

But lagos, you are an husler

I like slay queens tho

Just here deey observe

joliyp:
marry the two both of dem

Can you be a second wife?

Have you ever considered marrying 2 wives?

You should start thinking about it now

Women are masters of cheating. Its a man thing

If I were you. I will go get a pack of condom, and intensity the fck. I will use her as a test doll for all the fcking styles out there.

You are lucky man. I have one wey dey chop my money still prove virgin for me. Please enjoy the free pomo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwpc3gTn6Oo&feature=youtu.be

Please share this video. Let the world know

favourmic:
Pound yam ? Mo for

Chaii...people no get chill

megareal:
Hmmmm. She's smart for now but the problem is, after the act, most virgins will get too emotional and attached and can be jealous for Africa. They will feel they own you and will act so irrational and childish that you will wonder wetin carry you go meet them.

Some of my male friends who dated or married virgins are still coming to me for counseling with their tales of woe.

Thats the secret people don't know about virgins. Marrying a virgin does not guarantee happy marriage.