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shei una knw say american spelling and british spelling dey?

Pls give nigerians a break jor!

flexibles:
that is what i call "CARING" ,so getting angry over that would be crazy ,and do you blame a nigga for wantig to know how his babe is faring,

Caring and checking your girl is ok is one things, hounding her continuously and asking silly questions is another. if u really cared about her and her well-being, u'd trust her and give her the breathing space she needs!

showing u care does not equate to being a bullying, over-possessive, domineering control freak!

I can say the same for some men. . .
always wanting to knw where u are, who u're with, what u'r doing. . . wanting a blow-by-bow detailed account of your day, everday. . .
I can't stand over-possssive men, I think its disrespectful treating a grown ass woman like a child!

How old are u?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=164770.msg2717111#msg2717111 date=1219891777]With a YIM username like lonely2face, are you sure you know how to play? That sounds very very distant to the playa status.

About the topic, how would i play guys on Nairaland if i dish out my secrets here? NO thank you.[/quote]https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

Cayon:
you cannot love someone you have never seen EXCEPT God

I beg to differ

Our personalities shine through whenever we communicate with someone and it is possible to fall in-love with personalities. . .  the big IF arises when one party is playing a role or taking on another persona,

meeting is highly advisable befor any concrete steps are taken, just to ensure that what u think is there is real!

I just discovered beauty!

I'm into gothic rock so this is right up my alley. .  .  so far i can't get enough of FROZEN"

I want more   

magentam:
, my body is so BOOTILICIOUS baby!!!!!!! tra la la la la!

ok

the cap has to be really something for me to hav one of those on my head

i spend so much time energy on my hair, why d hell wld i want to cover it up with those hideous things

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=162731.msg2716953#msg2716953 date=1219884152]*sigh* You becoming a lesbian, why?
Chineke, Jesu Oluwa, Emanuel!!![/quote]the man thing isnt working out for me anymore. . .

gonna give girls a try

my ex had this crooked apologetic smile whenever he knew he had done something really bad, it made him look almot child like. . . always tuigged at my heart and more often than not i'fd froget what i was screaming about and just hug him.

he only ever did it whenevr he was truely sorry and cldnt argue, at other times he'd try to explain and wriggle out of whatever we were fighting about. thats how i could always tell he was really sorry, he didnt knw he did it and i wasnt going to let him in on the secret

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=162731.msg2716932#msg2716932 date=1219883676]HR Hot,
You planning for your wedding?
David once told me that you two decided to do yellow and orange. eww
C'mon, let me plan your wedding [/quote]I'm sure u're mistaken. . . can't stand yellow or orange. . . i favour black and white myself
BTW didnt u hear i was becoming a lesbian? can't marry david, he's all urs  
but don't let me steal the spotlight, its your day. ,  .  

stillwater:
Mammywater songs.

LOL

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=162731.msg2716916#msg2716916 date=1219883259]I say, J-girl, sabi her ways with trouble.

Me, I nominate black and white[/quote]u a goth?

if thats d case, can i plan your wedding. . . the goth theme would be great, dont knw how david will take it tho. isnt he spsd to be born again?  

a safe bet would be powder blue and silver

do i hear wedding bells?

i heard he's been lookin for a wifey. . . now that she has been found, can we start picking ashoebi colours?

I cldnt read the whole thing either. . . but i see what u're getting at

personally i have no problem with jealousy, its a primal emotion that comes naturally. . . its what u do with it that makes it horrible. a little jealousy i think is uite harmless unless it becomes large enough to csause serious damage.

personally i have learnt to talk myself out of my jealousy, if it is nothin major then i live with it!

like hate, if wed ont feed our jealousy, it eventually dies away

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=162731.msg2716837#msg2716837 date=1219881498]_{Queen of denial. . . .go look at david's profile and see what i'm saying.
Love wan tintin in Nairaland.}
[/quote]Oh Ruby is that u?

I was wondering who that was. . . I guess congratulations are now in order,

_{I also now understand why the dude had no time for us mortals any longer}

"People" sing in the shower because the echo in bathrooms make voices sound better than they really are. . .


[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=162731.msg2716817#msg2716817 date=1219881140]Is this really an issue of discussion??

Na wah o!!

Whats next, "why do women squat to pee" [/quote]. . . and women squat to pee to avoid splashes.
it is quite a s=distance for the pee to travle and we have no tool to direct its flow

The truth is that for any girl to go into prostitution, she needs to drop all hope and pretence of the fairy tale idea of love and happily-ever-after. . .  the very same delusions that keep the so called "good girls" at home till thy get old and bitter

prostitutes face up to reality and are willing to briefly let go of their pride to get what they want. . . thats why they laugh last in many cases!

Thats going to be really hard to accept. . . I mean, he took a human life. . . no matter what circumstances it was under, its a really hard one to swallow

I knw who exactly he would be!

He is absolutely crazy about me (he just doesnt knw it yet), we're going to live in a cottage with a white picket fence by the beach. . . we're going to have 4 kids (2 boys an 2 girls), 2 dogs, a cat and a pet hamster


_{NOT!!! lol}

[quote author=T@meD0 link=topic=161769.msg2689690#msg2689690 date=1219360613]Eh o!  See satani work in action. Oya, let the casting and binding begin because the devil is a liar and he will not get the "man of God" into committing reprehensible offence o.  [/quote]"man of God"? where?
I don't see any, do u?

davidylan:
why don't the female volleyball players have any noticeable breasts? Are they going to feed their babies the ball?

. . . . and the real reason he watches the game is reveealed!

spikedcylinder:
Oh! I love you already. We should talk.

YIM??

Sure,
hit me up. . . d addy's on my profile

teetee2:
HRhotness, are u a beautician? You know much about beauty routine, in case u are not please try to think of having a beauty parlour. I av asked this particular question many times but not yet received satisfactory answer. Every lady in respective of age likes looking beautiful and radiant. I was using clear essence maxitone before, was very nice on me until it started open up stretch mark, i av to change to Jergen firmer but not giving me the kind of result i wanted and now changed to Neutrogene Visibly firm with Active Copper and use Fair and white soap (Blue pack), im now looking more dark than before which makes people asking why my complexion is now black because im a fair person. Can i mix my cream with secret oil and change my soap to one that brightens skin. Thx

Thanks, it something i have considered but i never seem to hav the time. Everything i know is from years of experimentation. . . i have very sensitive skin so it was hell finding products that work for me.

Clearessence maxitone has hydroquinone which doesnt work well with sun exposure. it is also not advisable for prolonged use.  Jergens altho a great moisturiser, has no sun protection which is necessary for lighter skin. I have never used the Neutrogena product u mentioned but i have seen it and was uunderthe impression it was an anti-wrinke cream. the fair and white soap is probably ok unless u feel the need to change soaps.

First of all i would advise that u start exfoliating, since you're a fan of neutrogena, they have a pure glow scrub that is quite good. if u have burns, i advise u use secret oil straight until your burns clear-up and then u start using it mixed in your lotion. as for your lotion, that wldnt be my best choice, being light skinned i would advise u use a lotion with either Beta hydroxy acid (if u hav oily skin) or Alpha hydroxy acid (AHA), i personally advise the latter as this works against sun damage which is a major problem for the lighter skin.  I think i must listed a few examples somewher on the thread but i will be happy to compile a list of the ones i have tried and are happy with.

you need to dedicate more time when shopping for cosmetics so that u can read through the ingredients. . . avoid anything hydroquinone. avoid harsh cleansers with alcohol in them, they cause burns and dry out your skin. i prefer gentle facial washes or wipes to cleansers. the truth is that u will have to be patient and experiment with quite a few products before u'll find one that works well with your skin. 

let me know if u have anymore questions

I am a huge fan of Olay Body wash, but thats because i have dry skin.

Since you're looking to brighten your complexion tho, You cld try classic white soap. . . I used it while i was in nigeria. I also tried tracia body wash, but i used it only once and was also trying out a skin serum so I really can't be sure if the soap on its own is very effective.

A really good soap tho is Oxy Balance, i had trouble finding it in the market in the past, so i really can't say if its still available. Its basically for your face but i used it for my entire body 

I think Black Opal soap with AHA is also quite good too. . .

Sorry i cant be more specific. . . I do mainly body washes and those i use mainly for my dry skin rather than skin brightening

he had it coming. . .

i only feel sorry for the kids