₦airaland Forum

eke96:
Story for the gods

Blame GEJ sha.

BTW why did we play that match in Kaduna and not Akwa Ibom stadium?

Hmmmm.

you are stupid. You mean kaduna is not part of Nigeria? Must you show yourself?

ilovesoccer:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/03/26/mikel-obi-blasts-egypt-for-cheating-after-1-1-draw/

Mikel now talking nonsense. They should be grateful to the Referee who stops Salah from scoring the second. They should be ashamed of themselves for over relaxing.

jatau7:
please lets be mindful of our surrounding dis raining season....go out with torchlight n lamp. ..

If i hear say i snap with snake.

spartanobad:
olodo what was d score olodo what was d score

You guys should thank the ref

DeeTus:
What you all couldn't understand is "they weren't native speakers of English". Also, they were so passionate about their own winning the match.

I wasn't really interested in the commentary but the game.

We just have to be focused on Tuesday. Surely, we'll win 3-2. Egypt were quite lucky yesterday.

Sir you gat nathing to focus against Egypt at their own home. They are going for draw. Nigeria missed the chance to honour the thousands of fans that came to cheer them up. It was unlike nigerians yesterday, the way they showed up yesterday.

princemi:
ya that's true...he was like "it will be on record that today the 25th of March Alex Iwobi is making his first debut for Nigeria in a competitive match"

Are you dreaming? He had played two competitive friendlies for Nigeria sir.

ogawisdom:
U missed d worst part i e "iwobi is making his first debut for super eagles" when he said this I made him d man of d match

And yet he would see nothing wrong in his doings.

princemi:
Okay firstly I'd like to express my dismay at the poor diction and obvious lack of requisite knowledge Nigerian commentators portray in our NPFL matches and international matches vs other countries.

And secondly why are Nigerian commentators always expressing their support for the Nigerian side? what happened to just giving a fair commentary like it's done in foreign matches i watch on t.v?? you hear statements like "our" boys are playing well.

This lackluster unprofessional show of mediocrity did not start today but the commentator for today's match vs Egypt was very annoying, i mean it irked me so bad i had to volume down the t.v. but on a second thought i felt i should listen and laugh at his dumbfoundness.

As i kept watching the match, i wasn't satisfied with just listening and laughing so i started documenting (yep it was that bad).

So for those of you that didn't watch the match and those that were too angered to listen to the commentary, here are the one's i picked. Enjoy!

*The game is looking 3 points for the super eagles...really??
*Ogene Caro slide the Egypt number 11 and the ref says play on so If he likes he can lie down for the rest of the game....isn't this partial and rude to the opponent??
* As the captain of the side he would get up....(he said this when Mikel was fouled)... so only captains can get back to their feet after being fouled??
* A kick and a yellow card to....to...(trying to check for the players name but probably didn't find it)...to...(then he realised he could just say the country's name)...to Egypt
*Ogene trying to find his man...As it is this time or that time it did not work...
* As it is now the Egyptians would be satisfied going home conceding all 3 points to the super eagles...who told him that??
* He didn't need to do that a goal would still give us 3 points...showing preference and disrespecting the opponent again (this happened when an Egyptian defender cleared out Moses' golden chance to double the lead)
* We have 3mins to play and if you do 3min by 60 seconds we have 180seconds...the eagles should not slip up...d eagles should not slip up...oh! the Egyptians have equalized!

So there you have it, our joker of a commentator. Add up the one's i missed

Na Change Commentator

Nonsence. Because he's APC member, his trial is now evil. He must join Dasuki in the resting room.

Who took the picture? And where's the girl that he took out?

ajatim:
when is d return leg match pls

Tuesday

DeBamenda:

Nigeria 1 - 1 Egypt

Nigeria should be thanksful to the referee. The ref gave Nigeria the point they got.

erunz:
www.thewhistleng.com/governor-elrufai-deputy-bantex-slap-story/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Funny government. No wonder Egypt Slapped Nigeria back.

metroparrot:
[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/super-eagles-egypt-png.75771[/img]
[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/sup-egypt-png.75772[/img]
[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/sup-egypt2-png.75773[/img]
[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/sup-egypt3-png.75774[/img]
[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/sup-egypt4-png.75775[/img]
[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/sup-egypt5-png.75776[/img]

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/03/nigerians-react-to-super-eagles-1-1.html

Nigerians should be thankful to the referee.

HandsomeChris:
Is Buhari among?

What is Buhari?

hope4nigeria:
don't clap, go for treatment, before u beging infecting ppl.

Yellow sperm means you are destin to born Twins.

chynie:
Ehhh I for say

I told them am always right

Hehehehe. You sound like Lasborn of the house.

horsepower24:
My cousin got his for N300. I sure say that one na standing on the fence row. Lool

Hehehehehe. Na fence ticket be dat.

I bought mine less than $3, 1000 naira

hifaif1:
I had a dream that we walloped Egypt 5-1. When they showed the scoreline towards the end of the match, I saw "Shakeu, 9, 18, 63"

I was telling my friends that Shekau scored a hatrick when useless PHCN took the light. Then we began to argue. My friend said it was Mikel Shekau that scored and not Abubakar Shekau.

Baseless.

Saklekplus:
Super Eagles coach Samson Siasia has promised Nigerians to expect a 'brand new team' when they take on Egypt in Friday's 2017 Africa Cup of Nations qualifier.
Siasia who spoke to the media ahead of the game in Kaduna admitted the game will not be easy but he is confident in the attitude of his players ahead of the game.
Siasia said: "It won't be easy but we've been working hard to win. Nigeria will see the brand new Super Eagles against the Pharoahs."
Siasia praised Ahmed Musa for handing the skipper's armband to Mikel Obi.
"He knew it was not the right time for him and I salute him for that. Mikel is the biggest player in the squad having spent over a decade with Chelsea and in the national team," Siasia added.
"From what I've seen in training. Things have changed and I'm not scared but the only thing that I'm a bit worried about is the heat.
"We have to play smart. We don't have to run at all times. The team will win very well."
He also revealed that Aaron Samuel who suffered a knock in Wednesday's training will face a last minute test before the game.

"We will see if he features in the game. The defenders we have in the team won't miss anyone," he said.


http://www.completesportsnigeria.com/siasia-brand-new-eagles-will-beat-egypt/

Just got my Vip ticket

chynie:
Smh for advising somebody

No. For saying it to my hearing.

[quote author=seunwen2 post=44092910]nairalanders i want to know which one is more healthier between yellow sperm and white sperm because i noticed for like two days now that the colour of my sperm is yellow with more thic Go for Lassar fever test.

hope4nigeria:
I have 2boys now, I started to dey f*_*_uck since age 12. I never seen yellow sparm likke u! Trust me, u got EBOLA7b true.

You mean i should start clapping for you?

Otitijerome:
Thank you all, i am sorry to say that the question n answer i saw is wrong, SPERM OR SPERMATOZOA OR MALE SEX CALL CANNOT BE seen with naked eye, is microscopic, d liquid u saw is call SEMEN THAT contain sperm, it can be ashes or milky colour, is is red, hmmmmmm nawa see Dr, if purely yellow, hmmmmmmm, i i fear u

Is that all you gat to say?

chynie:
Is OK From white to yellow, then pink to red
Finally it will turn black.
Just relax and watch No cause for alarm

You need hot slap.

Ayodeji2k14:
Yellow (but not plain yellow)sperm contains y chromsome leading to male child while d white sperm contains x chromsome leading to female child.Ar u okay now?

Una sabi Confuse person die.

hope4nigeria:
my friend, you got EBOLA

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. As if you once experience such before you were delievered.

agabaI23:
Well, the colour and thickness varies within a range depending on the frequency of sex.

The colour and thickness of the sperm of someone who does it 3 times a day, 24/7 will be different from someone who does it ones in 3 months....

NawaoO Prof

seunwen2:
nairalanders i want to know which one is more healthier between yellow sperm and white sperm because i noticed for like two days now that the colour of my sperm is yellow with more thicker element

https://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/258571/127598771/stock-vector-sperm-attack-colorful-concept-isolated-on-white-background-127598771.jpg

Visit the hospital please. It seems Yellow fever have corrupt your sperm. Thank you.

kaywiluv:
Biko, na dis kind thing dey piss me, must dey go n see if dey don't av anytin to buy?

Yes naw. Na ur state? They have the right to go and feed their eyes.

kaywiluv:
this ppl local oo, na for der dey won take do dia village meeting?

How E take Concern you kwanu?

callJesu:
jealous of what naaa

you d jealous our newly shoprite, abi you think say our villagers no like enjoyment?