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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 3:30am On Feb 07, 2021
VickyRotex:
No be only stick, na stone. Bwhahahahahahahaha cheesy

This fufu and ogbono at Old Trafford was yummy tongue tongue with 3 meats. Chaii the last meat was the yummiest!!!

Up BLUE!!! grin
3 pieces of meat and fish. 3-3!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 3:21am On Feb 07, 2021
EbukaHades10:
Wey dem dad still dey top with game in hand.
Title pretenders.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:15pm On Feb 06, 2021
EbukaHades10:
E do dem like dis
My spinal chest eee! Lwkm. Them dey think about league, a whole Man united.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:04pm On Feb 06, 2021
EbukaHades10:
Calm down, bro.

Una no lose na
Baba confuse! E say na Magic.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 10:56pm On Feb 06, 2021
Yesssssssssss! DCL!

And the pain remains at the theatre of sorrows and nightmares Hahaha.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 10:40pm On Feb 06, 2021
Pacesetter123:
Pickford dey Anceloti no use,him go use person wer don dey bench for10 years.
Dat keeper drink ogogoro
Pickford is injured.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 10:28pm On Feb 06, 2021
If only DCL converted that opportunity late in the first half.. I hate this feeling, that United will snatch a late one out of this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 10:28pm On Feb 06, 2021
If only DCL converted that opportunity late in the first half.. I hate this feeling, that United will snatch one out of this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 9:49pm On Feb 06, 2021
Anyone who says Bruno Fernandes is overrated knows nothing about football.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 3:34pm On Feb 06, 2021
edi287:
Partey is just pulling his hamstring anyhow. I doubt that dude is 27...
Why should anyone believe he's 27 in the first place? He even looks older than Thiago Silva.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 1:34pm On Feb 06, 2021
dominique:
Game on Aresnal for the 3 points #COYG!!!
Them don score una just now. COYG kor, Cow milk ni.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 6th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 1:34pm On Feb 06, 2021
dominique:
Game on Aresnal for the 3 points #COYG!!!
Them don score una just now. COYG kor, Cow milk ni.
Crime › Re: 20-Year-Old Lady Caught 2 Months After She Stole Alaba Lawson's Phone by Humanoid01(m): 7:46am On Feb 06, 2021
dominique:
What if she bought the phone not knowing it was stolen? I don't think people steal phones for their personal use, they steal to sell
I see that people have already corrected you for not reading the post before dropping this comment. My question is, how did you arrive at the conclusion that people only steal phones to sell and not for their personal use? Why can't it be the latter?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 4th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 6:47pm On Feb 05, 2021
Angelfrost:
I like the fact that your post is well written. It points to the fact that you are well lettered.

So, I expect you to be able to clearly see that I have no hate whatsoever for Chelsea! Honestly, I am quite neutral when it comes to EPL matters, especially since I support a lowly Leeds United.

I am obviously talking without sentiments about the present and recent situation of things in this beloved league. Chelsea is completely outside the elite circle! This is unarguable. I hope and pray they bounce back in as the campaign climaxes. I like serious competition at the very top.... This is why I find Spurs' recent run of form quite dismal, distasteful and unappealing.

We must face facts (fans or not)! Chelsea is slowly returning to form, but not quite there! I would hold out on hyping and celebrating for now if I were a hardcore fan... I have watched Tuchel's team games, and they are still quite short with regards to attack, though well improved defensively.

I haven't written them off, as the new coach just took over, and hasn't lost any game yet. I merely stated my clear observation about last night's game.: Spurs played nothing, yet Chelsea failed to decisively run them off the pitch.

This is why I said wait till Chelsea truly smashes a great opposition. Atletico will be a true and worthy opponent!
I'm a Chelsea fan and I agree with the points you've made. I must say, you're a good analyst of the game. I admire your honest analysis and absolute neutrality.
Romance › Re: Which Would You Prefer? (Photo) by Humanoid01(m): 8:31am On Feb 05, 2021
That's an absolute deadlock lol. If you opt for doing the dishes, she'll get the clue that you're hiding something. So it makes no difference. Just jejely unlock your phone instead of going through the whole stress.
Romance › Re: Lady In Viral Sex Video Admits Being A Sex Worker, Denied By LAUTECH by Humanoid01(m): 5:07am On Feb 05, 2021
Springboot:
Can you guys stop justifying prostitution in the name of "its her body" would you allow your siblings become prostitutes?
Mynd44, please come and answer this question o. Would you allow your children too?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 4th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:39pm On Feb 04, 2021
Uzi11enzo:
Apart from me who else noticed that Jorgino and Rudiger stepped their games up? I mean they've been so different since the arrival of Thomas Tuchel, Alonso too. I'm going to be honest here, I do not see how Kante is getting back into this midfield, at least for now. The kovavic Nd Jorgino partnership has been awesome folks, ngl. Anyway, today's game was really fun to watch. We moved the ball so fast around the pitch not that trash backpassing lord lampard wanted our boys to be playing. Nonsense grin
Yeah, Kante seemed a bit nervy when he got on, which led to a few errors. It's going to be a tough battle in that midfield, but I really feel sorry for Kante, I really hope the gaffer finds a way to afford him some playing time. His importance to the team is great. By the way, they need to learn to finish games up early, our attackers haven't really come to life in this new era.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 4th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:24pm On Feb 04, 2021
DownChelsea:
I assure you, your tears won't allow you come online.


See you when you heal from the defeat in 4 days time. Bye for now!! grin cheesy
Hello! I'm glad to inform you that the pain from the Tottenham Hotspur stadium has been successfully delivered at your doorstep. Have a sleepless night!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 4th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 8:28pm On Feb 04, 2021
DownChelsea:
it might get that bad (even without collecting a red card).

Especially from a team like Chelsea that we all have seen receive a 6-0 defeat with 11 men.

The question remains, will their touts fans cry tonight LIKE THEY DO ALMOST EVERY NIGHT?

Time will tell. grin grin grin
I will quote you after the game so I can deliver the pain successfully, free of charge.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 4th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 8:27pm On Feb 04, 2021
DownChelsea:
When U say 6-1.

I'm forced to be reminded about Ole vs Lampard score aggregate in last season's EPL.

LMFAO grin
Man united beat Chelsea 4-0 in the first leg last season, and 2-0 in the second, I think. That was the only "title" they celebrated last season, same way their 9-0 win against Southampton will be the only "title" they'll celebrate this season. Hahaha!

I recall when Chelsea thrashed United 4-0 a few seasons ago, they went on to win the league and the FA cup the same season. So keep celebrating the big wins while real teams celebrate real titles.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 4th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 8:15pm On Feb 04, 2021
DownChelsea:
I actually just remembered that Chelsea is a football club that still exists. Wow!


Why do I have a feeling that their fans (if they still have any fans left) will cry AGAIN "AS USUAL" tonight? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Well, it won't get so bad that we'll have to lose 6-1 lmao! And come to think of it, it's an away game for us. So even if we lose 6-1, it's not as bad as getting beaten with that margin on your own turf.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 12:52pm On Feb 04, 2021
DownChelsea:
History... dead.

2021.. battle for top 10
You do realize that if we win tonight, we'll be 4 points off 4th placed Liverpool right?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 12:02pm On Feb 04, 2021
DownChelsea:
Still doesn't make Chelsea contemporaries with the likes of United and Liverpool.



AC Milan won 2 champions league trophies between 2003 and 2014. Real Madrid were barren in that competition for a whole 11 years.


Madrid were still regarded as the greatest team in the competition in those 11 years. Cos they had 9 ucl trophies at the time.


Let your legacies count for you. Chelsea has got non. Football didn't start 8 years ago or 15 years ago or 33 years ago. Football is older than our grand parents and will exist forever. Chelsea is yet to earn its place in the register of GREAT TEAMS. And the journey is still far.


No history. No present.
So a team with no history, and no present huh? Yet you're so obsessed with them that you had to make them the subject of your username? Lol. If they were that insignificant, why the obsession?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:25am On Feb 04, 2021
DownChelsea:
Liverpool were on hold for 30 years. Your underachieved club still didn't catch up.

Apparently their legacy still speaks for them.


United can be on hold for the next 7690758 years and your small club still won't catch up. Worry about that!

Oh I forgot, Chelsea was once on hold for 50 years, AND STILL HAD FANS IN THOSE YEARS. Fans who were way emotionally stronger than the arsenal fans of today. grin grin

50 years is bigger than many peoples lifetime. Wow! Life!!
Before a team gets up, they must go through rough patches. Chelsea wasn't considered a big team in those days. It's just like the Man city you see now. I remember when big teams used to demolish Man city like they were a championship team. That cannot happen again, at least for many years to come.


Since Chelsea became one of the teams to beat in the league, they've not gone on a "trophiless" streak for eight+ years like our so called giants of England have. We may have had bad spells, but not as terrible as united after changing managers upon managers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:15am On Feb 04, 2021
DownChelsea:
Your inexperienced manager finished in the top 4 last season.

And went to overfeed himself with flukes.

Leave Lampard out of it. Your squad is full of scam.
Besides Liverpool, most teams were not at their best last season. He ran out of tactical approach this season and the pressure became too much for him. Besides Ben Chilwell and Havertz, I don't know the flukes you're talking about.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:13am On Feb 04, 2021
DownChelsea:
20 to 6.


You need it more. Good luck with that. Till then, remain an upcoming club
20 that has been on hold since 2013 Hahaha. Baba shame nor dey catch you? Your trophy kit must have been covered with cobwebs. By the way, considering the age difference between United and Chelsea, I'll cut you some slack. Una don old.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:09am On Feb 04, 2021
holuwajobar:
so for your mind, una go beat atletico Madrid for UCL grin... Guyyyy, you funny... Whch match Kai havertz score hattrick in epl.... I wan know the match... Timo Werner wey na beast for Leipzig , come Chelsea, he turn to agege under 15 player.... Ziyech wey be king for Ajax, come Chelsea, turn to bariga under 19 player.... On top all the money una spend, na top 4 una dey fight for grin
At least we have a chance. We did it against Sevilla [4-0] on their own turf, a team that knocked your team out of the EL last season lol.

Our new signings have been totally mismanaged by an inexperienced manager, plus it's their first season in a difficult league such as the EPL. Now that we have a proper manager, your eyes will see wonders manifest in that Chelsea team. Just watch and see.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:00am On Feb 04, 2021
DownChelsea:
Chelsea fans can be Soo dense??

Since 2013, last decade, since 5 minutes ago, in the last 3 home games, since Roman took over, in the last 4 away games.

grin grin grin grin



FOOTBALL HAS NO TIMELINE. Your underachieved club has been in existence for over 100 years AND HAS NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.



DEAL WITH IT. and focus on not finishing in the bottom 10 this season.

Also worry about the fact that it's either United pushes their record EPL success to 21 this year, OR city matches Chelsea in it's mediocre number of 6.


Yuck!
Still doesn't change the fact that you have been without a premier league title for almost a decade haha. The pain is serious!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 10:58am On Feb 04, 2021
IGoComotYaTeeth:
Liverpool lost but u still found a way to mention United obviously you can't get them outta your head, And why are you acting as if 2013 was Decades ago? Rent free.
So you just saw a single comment I made and concluded that I attacked United for no reason? Don't flatter yourself. Go and read the previous comments and next time, don't conclude without knowing the details.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 10:53am On Feb 04, 2021
holuwajobar:
grin grin grin Chelsea....


Guy, abeg...no make over laugh this morning....

I be dey think say na one better team... We are talking of this season, the mumu dey say over the last decade..... Guyyyyy


Chelsea grin grin ... My Lingard wey just enter westham , don get more goals than Kai havertz this season...abeg tell me something else
This season? I nor understand you o. As e be like this, na top 4 me and you still dey fight for. If you dey get hope say you go win league, you're obviously dreaming. Cup, you never win, UCL wey una nor let person hear word for last season, Leipzig don pursue una comot. I never even mention say na Real Sociedad una dey meet for EL haha!

Kai Havertz don score hattrick for one match this season, even though e nor dey in form. Lingard don score hattrick for him entire career?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 10:13am On Feb 04, 2021
holuwajobar:
Are you ashame to say the team you support huh?
Proudly a Chelsea fan, why would I be ashamed? I've had numerous reasons to smile over the last decade. Unlike some who haven't seen their team genuinely compete for the league title since 2013.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton - ( 0 - 1) On 3rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 10:08am On Feb 04, 2021
holuwajobar:
lol... We struggled to win huh
But it was still a win and 3 point bagged right huh
Do me a favor, tell me the name of the team you support huh?
After everything (9-0, 3-2, 6-1), una nor go still win the league. Shame!

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