Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Humanoid01(m): 7:29pm On Feb 24, 2021 |
philfearon: Lol. Funny.
Nigerians can believe anything. I mean this is same people that believe Donkeys talk and that a fish swallowed Jonah.
Surely it can't be hard believing such cock and bull stories about Nigerian dead people acting out after being dead.
Funny how the same dead people can't channel the same powers into bringing themselves back to life. Instead, they're always bothered about food or stopping a moving vehicle or slapping someone who entered corpse room without knocking.
People who are not used to seeking explanations and doing proper research about anything are always quick to make assumptions about unrelated incidents and tag them supernatural.
Till date, it's usually, "they said" "someone told me" "vehicle stopped" bla bla bla bla bla'.
Na wa o. I've never really had a personal experience of these things, but with the stories I've been reading on this forum and elsewhere, I think there's a reason to believe. Why would those people lie about their experiences? We all rely on science and logical reasoning, but there are many things we cannot explain due to our human limitations. |
Celebrities › Re: “My Father Disowned Me" - Lady Who Tattooed Bobrisky On Her Body Cries Out by Humanoid01(m): 8:37am On Feb 24, 2021 |
Do these people have plaques growing in their brains? What's the matter with our youths these days, especially the ladies? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 1) On 23rd February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 11:17pm On Feb 23, 2021 |
If it was a team like Manchester city that played against ATM tonight, that game would have ended 0-6. Happy we got the away goal though. |
Nairaland General › Re: Things Every Guy Should Know Before 30 by Humanoid01(m): 4:18pm On Feb 23, 2021 |
slyfoxxjoe: You should be giving advice to teenagers. You’re not old enough to advice men in their 30’s. So much you are yet to experience at this age yourself. Have you even been in the workforce yet? No one is an island of knowledge. So many "old men" today don't know half of what the young ones know. You don't have to experience something to know it, people learn by personal experiences or others' experiences. So be humble and strive to learn from anyone, both young and old. |
Nairaland General › Re: Things Every Guy Should Know Before 30 by Humanoid01(m): 4:14pm On Feb 23, 2021 |
LikeAking: That forgive part, no follow.
Its this forgivness msg that has messed up the wolr and lots of ppls life.
Dont Forgive anybody.
U no be Jesus. Jesus actually forgave not just because it's his nature to do so, but he also wants us to forgive. Forgiveness brings this kind of freedom that's difficult to understand. The fact that you have forgiven someone doesn't mean you should trust them again, neither is it a sign of weakness. It just means that you have accepted that no human being is beyond faults. |
Sports › Re: Clement Lenglet In Tears After Foul Caused Late Penalty In Draw (Photo, Video) by Humanoid01(m): 11:52am On Feb 23, 2021 |
Numerouno94: If u wealthy as u claim u won't b seen prowling around Messi's thread, only jobless ppl do dat.
I dnt hv issues wit Ronaldo fans trolling on Messi cos Messi's fans also do same, thus, its a vis-à-vis situation. Buh I gat issues wit urz cos its xtreme nd its obviously consuming u, its unhealthy for u.
Troll wit fun nd not wit hate.
peace. It's not even a thread about Messi, yet he or she had to find a way to bring him into the scene. How can anyone have this kind of hatred for someone who doesn't even know they exist? |
Sports › Re: Clement Lenglet In Tears After Foul Caused Late Penalty In Draw (Photo, Video) by Humanoid01(m): 11:25am On Feb 23, 2021 |
Beverlyjean: U are not happy that they got a penalty...but ur little man has been going everywhere searching and scoring only penalties this season and claiming goat I wonder what really goes on in that head of yours when all you do is go around hating on someone who doesn't know you and whose shoes you're not fit to lace. This thread is about a defender who's on the receiving end of a backlash for making a costly error, and you still found a way to bring up the Messi argument. What really goes on in your head? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Prophesied Today’s Abuja Plane Crash During Service, An Hour Bef by Humanoid01(m): 11:22pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
kingdman: this man is really a true man of GOD Really? I'm not saying he's a false pastor/prophet but you need to read Matthew 7:21-23. |
Celebrities › Re: Singer Bella Shmurda Makes Grammatical Blunder At The 14th Headies by Humanoid01(m): 11:15pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
Omo this one na bomb o! Wahala for who nor sabi English o.
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Romance › Re: Is Opera Mini News Feed Promoting Immorality? by Humanoid01(m): 10:55pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
richmond500: that's what u view always and that's what shows up too.
Asses doesn't show often on my opera news Man this is not true. My phone has Phoenix browser which I barely use, but each time I decide to use it, I keep getting feeds filled with sexually explicit content. I wonder why they do that. For the record, I don't search for sex related issues on it, I just use it for nairaland whenever my opera mini malfunctions. |
Sports › Re: Everton Stars Celebrate Liverpool 2-0 Win In Anfield Dressing Room(Photos,Video) by Humanoid01(m): 3:14pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
oluwasegun007: Wetin that one come mean...  Chelsea dey always make team wey no dey in form regain their form. Go ask Arsenal, even Southampton wey don lose like six matches in a row almost beat Chelsea yesterday. Na Liverpool Chelsea wan con beat? Them fit use us pick form, boss. Me na Chelsea fan but right now, na yeye ball we dey play. |
Sports › Re: Everton Stars Celebrate Liverpool 2-0 Win In Anfield Dressing Room(Photos,Video) by Humanoid01(m): 2:07pm On Feb 21, 2021 |
oluwasegun007: E be like say juju go dey this premiership...
Who open yansh for liverpool.
The rate at which they are going..na Europa get them.
By the way when is liverpool playing Chelsea. Brother man, e be like say Liverpool home losing run go end against Chelsea o. Their next home game is against Chelsea -- a match after the next. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Everton (0 - 2) On 20th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 7:25pm On Feb 20, 2021 |
tunjilee003: Doucore not at his best today.... That Jayz lookalike is usually poor at his best. |
Family › Re: I've Never Seen A Girl As Dirty As My Cousin Sister by Humanoid01(m): 10:28am On Feb 20, 2021 |
slachtoffers: The cousin sister is not a thing. She is either your sister or your cousin.
Unless you are telling me that your father is your mother's blood brother.
Nigerians should stop this cousin sister cousin brother shit. I just tire o. What happened to "male cousin" and "female cousin" ? |
Family › Re: I've Never Seen A Girl As Dirty As My Cousin Sister by Humanoid01(m): 10:25am On Feb 20, 2021 |
michbax: As ridiculous as it sounds, that young lady is going through a lot, being an orphan and having to Carter for her every day need could be challenging and depressing.
in all of this, she's family, and family should be shown love and intense care.
And love covereth all fault. Being an orphan isn't an excuse for lacking a sense of personal hygiene. At 28, she's expected to know how to take care of herself and be conscious of her body and environment. There's clearly a fundamental problem at play here [with laziness being a core factor], and as such, I agree with you on your opinion that she should be shown intense love and care. No adult is unteachable, so Danhoys should teach her how to go about these things, not just by having conversations with her but engaging her practically. She should also help her clean her stuff sometimes so she can remember to do so the next time. |
Romance › Re: Red Pill Analysis: Kim Kardashian And Kanye West by Humanoid01(m): 8:01am On Feb 20, 2021 |
And Falseprophet1 is already here to give yet another false prophecy lol. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Thailand: Villagers Worship Calf With 2 Heads After Its Owner Wins Lottery by Humanoid01(m): 8:24pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
kingxsamz: You're trying too hard. Rest! When you know and accept the truth, you'll manifest in ways you've never imagined. Once again, I don't need to try too hard. It's not my duty to convince you, I can only say what I know. Got it? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Thailand: Villagers Worship Calf With 2 Heads After Its Owner Wins Lottery by Humanoid01(m): 4:39pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
kingxsamz: Lol, you thought you left something sensible? You don't need to try so hard to make your bible look %100 good in your mind. You're just forcing it and forcing yourself.  Anyways, when you finally have a point, let me know. I'm not trying so hard, obviously. Why would I force you to believe what you have already condemned? One shouldn't cast pearls to dogs na. Baba, na you and God get matter to settle. Also, I don't expect you to understand what my previous comment stated. You have already conditioned your mind to be sentimental and it's not my duty to change that. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Thailand: Villagers Worship Calf With 2 Heads After Its Owner Wins Lottery by Humanoid01(m): 4:18pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
kingxsamz: You're pointless abeg. When it comes to verses that suits you, it's simple, straightforward, and easily understood. But when it comes to the ones which causes cognitive dissonance in your mind, it's deep, it's hyperbole, it's symbolic, it's the context. When you have a better argument, let me know. Your bible Cleary gave that rule, go and argue with your mind. Deuteronomy 21:18 Let me leave you with this: Milk is for babies, Meat is for the mature. You're not even a child yet, so it's of no use trying to explain to you. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Thailand: Villagers Worship Calf With 2 Heads After Its Owner Wins Lottery by Humanoid01(m): 3:59pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
kingxsamz: Oh, it's bible quoting when you point out a verse, but it's cherry-picking when I do the same. Please take your clueless self away from my mentions. Thank you. Funny how this one isn't about hyperbole but Context. Context ko. The Bible is too deep for people like you and if you show no genuine desire to dig further into a seemingly confusing and contradictive text, then that's your problem. There are people who understand the Bible convincingly and they didn't do that by just cherry-picking verses, they sought understanding and they got it. These people don't have two heads. If you're not getting understanding, it's simply because you don't want to. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Thailand: Villagers Worship Calf With 2 Heads After Its Owner Wins Lottery by Humanoid01(m): 3:52pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
kingxsamz: The Bible also says you should take your child out into the streets and stone the child to death if it's disobedient and rebellious. You have no point. Hyperbole my foot. Again, you have no desire for understanding. I don't need to ask because I know you have not read the context of that passage, plus you have no idea that it is important to know the context of a passage to understand it. But no, your preconceived hatred will always make you conclude by just cherry-picking verses. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Thailand: Villagers Worship Calf With 2 Heads After Its Owner Wins Lottery by Humanoid01(m): 3:39pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
kingxsamz: The Bible also says you should cut off your hand if it makes you sin. So you have no point. You see why I said you lack understanding and have no desire to possess it? Ever heard of a hyperbole and how it can be applied to that passage? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Thailand: Villagers Worship Calf With 2 Heads After Its Owner Wins Lottery by Humanoid01(m): 3:07pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
kingxsamz: ... Most Christians are hypocrites. When it comes to their religion, the same practices they condemn in other religions is the same thing they're doing. They'll bow down to a cross, statue of Jesus and Mary, but when another religion does same, they call it idolatry. These same people will tell you that our tradition is evil and backward, that it condones human sacrifices (which it doesn't), but they also fail to realize that in that same Bible of theirs, their god asked Abraham to kill and sacrifice his son to prove his loyalty. Same god sacrificed his own son to save humans from sin which it created. But they'll come here and display their hypocrisy as usual. The Bible explicitly warns believers not to make or bow down to any image on earth or in Heaven. Now when you see believers doing these things and still trying to justify it, why go ahead to judge the entire faith with that? You have little/no understanding of the Bible you talk about, and you seem to lack the desire to even give it a thought because you are consumed with hatred. Humbly seek an explanation if you need one, instead of making conclusions that are false. |
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Romance › Re: How To Activate 1.5gb For N50 Data Cheat On Glo(hot And Blazing) by Humanoid01(m): 11:40am On Feb 19, 2021 |
E be like say na the same person get all those monikers wey dey comment for this thread or e get other people wey him organize with to comment with different monikers. |
Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Ibile Passes Out From NYSC (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:10am On Feb 19, 2021 |
HORLADSTAR: zlatan Mr ibile, how market?
School na scam, school na scam see results. Na deceive we go dey deceive our self for this nation
LORI IRO You see why it's good to have a mind of your own? Some people go don fall for the "school na scam" tori sotey them abandon school, but their decisions nor favour them. Now the person wey dey promote am don go do nysc, some of them go dey regret. |
Nairaland General › Re: Missing Person - Have You Seen Barbara Odiase? by Humanoid01(m): 9:34pm On Feb 18, 2021 |
Bodyodour: I wanted to say she is with her boyfriend but she is too ugly to have one. Report to the police station. People dey o. |
NYSC › Re: 2021 NYSC Batch A Registration Begins On March 3rd by Humanoid01(m): 3:09pm On Feb 18, 2021 |
Small99: Okay guys, I don't really know how to say this but I'm very nervous about this whole NYSC thing, The thing is I'm 26 but I look like I'm 18, no facial hairs, young face and short at the same thing, I hope that won't have any effect during my service year Even if you're 18, it can't stop you from serving as long as you're a certified graduate who meets the requirements for service. |
NYSC › Re: 2021 NYSC Batch A Registration Begins On March 3rd by Humanoid01(m): 2:46pm On Feb 18, 2021 |
peniel465: Finally, imagine I graduated 2019, then boom, covid19 lockdown + Assu strike, and now we're here, 2021. Everywhere go still good las las sha.. We meeuve. We gather dey the matter o. |
Romance › Re: Baby Dies 2 Weeks After An Encounter With My Fianceé by Humanoid01(m): 10:53am On Feb 18, 2021 |
Ayrastarr: This might or might not be a Coincidence.
I don't attend churches and I don't pray fire fire!
But Mehn, if you're a christian you better Pray before getting married abeg.
TO BE SINCERE, SOME PEOPLE ARE POSSESSED! NOT JUST IN AFRICA.
SHE MIGHT NOT KNOW SHE IS POSSESSED. The emboldened text is exactly what I'm thinking, but how does that explain the death of the baby? didn't the spirit that possessed her know that people would point fingers at her based on the previous happenings? |
Romance › Re: Baby Dies 2 Weeks After An Encounter With My Fianceé by Humanoid01(m): 10:42am On Feb 18, 2021 |
Romanoff: Women done suffer for this naija sha, all because of marriage. Na wa oo. This is not a gender thing na, haha! |
Sports › Re: Neymar Celebrates Kylian Mbappe Hat-trick Goal Vs Barcelona (Photos, Video) by Humanoid01(m): 7:25am On Feb 18, 2021 |
Iykman042: But Neymar once mock and said mbappe looks and has a ninja turtle face
now im happy they are now strong friends Lol I don't know if Neymar actually said that, but it's not far from the truth. He looks like a ninja turtle (Michelangelo precisely), but he's very handsome. |