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Sports › Re: Referee Ready To Fight Alan Judge After Abusive Words (Photos, Video) by Humanoid01(m): 5:23pm On Feb 17, 2021
Lincoln275:
Hahaha, who will now give this referee red card ?
VAR
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs PSG : UCL (1 - 4) On 16th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 9:37pm On Feb 16, 2021
Ace16:
Which Dstv channel dey show the match.. abeg o!!!
Bro na the same plight I get for here so o. I don dey ready for this match since just to go check sports channel by 9 con see say them nor show am. E dey pain me o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: RB Leipzig Vs Liverpool: UCL (0 - 2) On 16th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 9:05pm On Feb 16, 2021
Wait, why isn't Dstv showing the UCL?
Romance › Re: Dhaturhobogurl: Lady Who 'Ran Mad' After Her Boyfriend Proposed To Her, Speaks by Humanoid01(m): 3:14pm On Feb 16, 2021
Carchoice:
that’s how we believe everything in Nigeria. Anything at all. We be like zombie
Did you have any reason to doubt the initial story? If yes, what is?
Celebrities › Re: Meet Segun Adebayo That Proposed To Toyin Lawani On Val's Day by Humanoid01(m): 11:46am On Feb 16, 2021
Romanoff:
When you hear men are scum, na this one type them dey talk about.

The woman that also decided to be dating another woman's husband and even accepting a ring from him is scum.

Nigerian actresses collecting husband's like Thanos collecting Infinity stones on his gauntlet.

Radarada.
Lmao, the precision!
Sports › Re: Georgina Rodriguez Twerks For Boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo (Photos, Video) by Humanoid01(m): 11:39am On Feb 16, 2021
jirehUB:
CR7 has justified his transfer to Juve
If all the other players pushed half as Cristiano does, Juve would have been champions.

Since past 2 seasons, only CR7 has scored a knockout goal for Juve. That should tell you something

He has paid his dues in Italy, with or without the UCL.
Juventus had been winning domestic trophies consistently before they signed CR7, we all know he was signed to help them win the UCL. In that respect, his presence hasn't made much difference.
Romance › Re: I Am Being Threatened Because Of Mosdii by Humanoid01(m): 9:54am On Feb 16, 2021
QueenEowyn:
My Dp is chioma Davido's girlfriend
Oh okay!
Romance › Re: I Am Being Threatened Because Of Mosdii by Humanoid01(m): 9:22am On Feb 16, 2021
QueenEowyn, I think you should take down your DP, whether it's you or not. If it isn't you, someone innocent who probably knows nothing about nairaland might be a victim somewhere, that's if the threats are not empty. So I suggest you take it down.
Romance › Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Humanoid01(m): 4:54pm On Feb 15, 2021
Viicfuntop:
You are actually looking forward to my mentions. Low self esteem boy. Last reply you will ever get. Let me show you real games not waiting for Manchester to beat Spain so you can win 10000.


Modified; not worth it
What is this one even saying sef? It seems you recently got to know what "self esteem" actually means. This one you keep flaunting it here and there.
Romance › Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Humanoid01(m): 12:58pm On Feb 15, 2021
Viicfuntop:
lol, you had to quote someone mentioning me to prove a point. How low can you get? You are probably going to be buried on this thread waiting for all mentions to me. Pathetic loser.
You're probably going to have a busy day waiting for me to quote all mentions to you. Don't flatter yourself, I don't have that time. I'm not the one who had to study someone else's profile because I wanted to talk down at them haha. Who does that? Lmao. People dey o! Make person just dey, trouble go dey excite am.
Romance › Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Humanoid01(m): 12:51pm On Feb 15, 2021
Springboot:
Yes the guy needs serious help but I don't understand the problem you with Nigerian girls and using the word rape for just anythjng, that's why there are so many false rape accusation everywhere, do you even know the meaning of rape?
Isn't it written all over her comments that she can falsely accuse someone of the act without a clear evidence? She even calls me a rapist and a paedophile because I called her out for castigating him without rendering an advice. Her attitude pretty much sums up the traits of an average African lady.
Romance › Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Humanoid01(m): 12:47pm On Feb 15, 2021
Viicfuntop:
Summarize next time. Can’t tead this crap
See? So impulsive and lazy. You can't read, how can you have time to critically analyze a concept? Anyway, I wouldn't mind giving you free classes on how to "tead" . Bozo!
Romance › Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Humanoid01(m): 12:43pm On Feb 15, 2021
Viicfuntop:
Finally, not an epistle. You have been mentioning woke since your initial mention . I was right. You do have self esteem problem. Eyah

And don’t downplay chess. It’s strategy and analysis and tactics and fast thinking. You clearly don’t have any if you could not deduce my jusfication of the call out. Well you are a paedophiles , so I understand. Little children should run from you when they see you
Chess is a game that stimulates its players mentally. I don't know how my previous comment suggested a downplay. It seems you only play the game just to "feel among" and not for its core purpose 'cause I don't see its effects in you from the way you type.

You keep calling me a rape apologist, now a paedophile. It's interesting because you don't even know me. You misunderstand my comments because you choose to believe what you believe without reasoning things out. People should not be around you because you have the potentials to stir up trouble where there shouldn't be. You have a black heart, it reeks all over your comments.
Romance › Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Humanoid01(m): 12:30pm On Feb 15, 2021
Viicfuntop:
didn’t bother reading because I know it will be full of
crap. Don’t flatter yourself.. you are not important in
your society, definitely not nairaland. Nairaland
displays everyone’s most visited section. You can see
it on anyone’s profile. Asshole. It probably took a lot
to come up with this essay/crap. Asshole
You play a lot of chess, but it doesn't seem to tell on you. You're just a sentimental person trying so hard to seem woke. Jog on, bitter soul.
Romance › Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Humanoid01(m): 12:24pm On Feb 15, 2021
Viicfuntop:
Young boy with low self esteem, I’ll say this again. You didn’t read where he said he grabbed her ass. Talking to you seems like I’m trying to use a basket to hold water. You are void of logical reasoning. From your write up, you definelty are not analytical. When the temptation to hug her and grab a child’s ass came, he could have gone down the street or take a walk or do anything. He crossed the line by touching a little girl’s ass. I’m an adult and I felt some type of way reading that. What stupid demon? People like you are the ones who keep praying to God for miracles without putting in any work. You sound like a rapist. Maybe you are. I see no reason why you chose to ignore the part he grabbed her ass. And now you justify it with a demon. I don’t blame you. One of your most visited section is sport which could mean two things. You are a gambler which makes your life pathetic already or you are addicted to sport which do not make your life less pathetic. I mean I have been playing chess for a long time. You won’t see games in my most visited. Another thing, you are still in school.
Guy your life seems pathetic. Too bad you added rape apologist to it. Omo ale



At the end of the day, you offered no advice to the op. Jumping from mention to mentions saying crap. You have been on nairaland 1 month and 16 days. Face your life, please
So you took your time to go through my profile just to think of what to say to me? LMAO. You read all my comments, checked the sections in which I'm most active, etc. How long did that take you? 1 hour or 2? Typical of a troublesome person. You just gave me a good laugh lol.

I don't have to highlight every detail to show that I condemn his actions. My point is that he regrets them and wishes to change, he's not proud of it. I have done bad things, not necessarily of the same nature with is, but the essence his that I'm not perfect. Anyone could be guilty of this, including those close to you. It's okay to feel disgusted about it, but it's a little too far to make them feel worse when they're willing to turn from their ways.

No one is justifying anything with demons. I used that as a word play but you're too sentimental and unreasonable to see that. You even had the nerve to call yourself an adult. It even makes it more shameful, seeing the kind of comments you've been making here.

Keep acting like a saint who thinks she can criticize anyone for being imperfect and unable to overcome temptations. At the end of the day, you may end up on the wrong lane compared to those you talk down on.

You had to view my profile, and yet you couldn't come up with an accurate description about me. I didn't have to look at yours, other than your gender and taking a guess at your age range, yet I could tell that you're a terrible person. Remove the log from your eyes before you put your hands in someone else's. Hypocrite!
Romance › Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Humanoid01(m):
Viicfuntop:
First things first and I don’t mean this in a bad way; You are actually a stupid person. You talked about not giving an advice and insulting him but at the end of the day, you didn’t offer one to him. I won’t even bother justifying why I went all the way like that. It was written in another comment below.
I guess the only reason why you are pressed is probably because you have the same problem. Maybe yours is children. If you are going to reply, please use your brain. Anyone can smell your low self esteem life from your comment. Nonsense. Rape apologists. Mention me with your sense or you would regret quoting me.


I just realized. You are the guy. This is your real moniker. I stand by earlier comments. Do you know how sick you have to be to touch a child’s ass? I cringed when I read that. Pervert
Not giving him an advice at all is better than hurling insults at him and trying to make him feel more guilty without giving him a proper advice. I am not perfect, so why should I make him feel like he's committed the worst atrocity ever and make him feel less human?

One can tell from your comments that you're filled with bile. It's not difficult to see. Who knows if you've even done worse things than the OP? and of course, I said that without taking away the fact that you're a lady.

This forum is not meant for people like you with immature minds. You think that the best way to talk to someone who's going through struggles and has done bad things as a result, is to hurl insults at them just to make them feel that they're the worst humans.

The OP's post clearly depicts regrets and a desperate need for deliverance from his demons, but you thought it wise to drag him further to his demons by demeaning him. I pity your friends and other people close to you. They may not tell you but your toxicity can be perceived from afar. No matter how you try so hard to be disgusted by his acts, you're no different from him, or probably worse. It doesn't have to be sex-related.

And the dummy thinks I'm the OP simply because I exposed her hypocrisy. You better work on yourself. Why would I regret quoting you when you're clearly the one with a bigger problem here?
Romance › Re: I’m In Love With My Sister by Humanoid01(m): 1:31am On Feb 15, 2021
Viicfuntop:
YOu are a fuccking weirdo. The rapist in you is coming out. The thing about this stupid post is that even if it’s made up, it doesn’t change the fact that you’re a fuuxken sick human. Do you know how weird you have to be to imagine having a sexual relationship with a child? Pervert is an insult to perverts. You are their king. You touched a child’s ass. Your sister. No wonder you are still living with your parents. You life is so messed up that nothing would ever work for you. And before the rats come for me saying it’s not bad to live in your Parents house; well it’s not. Just be an adult there. There are well to do men living with their parents till they get married. It’s nothing but you see this idiot here, he is going to be there forever. bleeping weirdo. I haven’t used the F word in years but you deserve it. Asshole
After all the crap you posted, you ended up giving him no advice. There are strange spirits operating in the world today, and anyone can be a victim. It's not usually a thing of choice or pride, people just find themselves doing things they never imagined they could do. Here's someone who has been victimized and summoned the courage to share his ordeal, and all you could do was rain insults on him, like you're some kind of saint. Don't try to sound woke if you've got nothing to offer, it makes you look stupid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 13th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 7:23pm On Feb 13, 2021
Reussite:
cry cry cry cry so this is how our title will not be defended. If Chelsea wins their game, Liverpool will be out of the top 4. cry cry
I can't believe this. embarassed lipsrsealed
Actually, Chelsea only needs a draw to go ahead of Liverpool.
Sports › Re: Watch Rony’s Hilarious Missed Penalty After Mixing Bruno & Neymar’s Techniques by Humanoid01(m): 11:46pm On Feb 12, 2021
This got me laughing so hard. The guy con dey do like hunter wey just spot bush animal hahahaha!
Romance › Re: How I Was Embarrassed Yesterday by Humanoid01(m): 11:57am On Feb 12, 2021
FalseProphet1:
That woman is a agent if the dark forces sent to frustrate you and make you sucidial. You mustn't give into their demands. Continue working hard and God will shame them all.
Slimslimqq, you need to believe this.
Sports › Re: Bayern Munich Beat Mexican Club, Tigres To Win The FIFA Club World Cup by Humanoid01(m): 7:54am On Feb 12, 2021
pickatyouu:
Bayern for the past two years have been the best in the world and they just proved it
I don't see them winning the UCL this season though, they seem to be struggling. Man city is the team to beat right now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 9th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 10:26pm On Feb 09, 2021
Come on Hammers, shock them with an ET goal.
Romance › Re: I Love Mamagee3 by Humanoid01(m): 7:21pm On Feb 09, 2021
FreeSpirited:
The only Nairaland girl that fascinates or piques my fancy is Mamagee3.
.
I find her funny, milf-ly cute and mysterious. Any time I read her posts, I find myself smiling or laughing based on the likeness I have for her person.
So, if there's any Nairaland lady I will like to meet, it will be Mamagee3. Even though I don't see that happening cos
.

I am not the type of guy who comes on Nairaland to toast babes or send PM to random girls...but, I think it's not bad I just share it publicly cos I don't know how it happened...

Mamagee3 is simple, down to earth, carefree, and mysteriously funny with her endless question posts.... I actually decided to post this on seeing her last post which is another typical Mamagee3 post. ...I laughed again on reading it...even seeing her pics after reading her post should make you laugh, befuddled, or curious about her person...
I resonate with virtually everything you've put down here.
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls by Humanoid01(m): 10:46pm On Feb 08, 2021
HopeVictor:
Don't put all your eggs in one basket..give her some time and also look for a backup babe
A figurative statement doesn't apply to all cases. You can't just decide to play with people's emotions all because you don't want to "put all your eggs in one basket" . When you find the right one after lying to all of them, what happens to the rest?
Crime › Re: Woman Goes Berserk, Sets Sister, Three Others On Fire Over Inheritance by Humanoid01(m): 7:38am On Feb 08, 2021
GayPontiff:
I feel sad for the devil.
At this rate, he will likely protest in a short time from now to God to retain his throne.
He really has more contenders for his throne still walking alive on earth now.
Only a lack of understanding of who the devil is can birth a comment like this. Do I have to let you know that he was the primary instigator of everything? He had it all planned from the onset. He always prowls around like a roaring lion seeking for whom to devour. He does that without regrets because it's his nature. And you say you feel sad for the devil? Please ensure you have an understanding of something before you make a comment about it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 7th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 9:13pm On Feb 07, 2021
YoungAncient1:
No real attempt with 40mins played. Most of our angry come on Mount give me some joy.
Dude, Man city beat these guys just 1-0. A team that has been scoring for fun recently. Please give this Chelsea team some credit.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 7th February 2021 by Humanoid01(m): 9:12pm On Feb 07, 2021
mattmogan88:
Chelsea to lose .....

I hate the blues with passion angry
Keep hating while we keep winning. 0-1.
Romance › Re: My Best Friend Tried To Kill Me Because Of A Girl by Humanoid01(m): 3:18pm On Feb 07, 2021
purples25:
I kinda want to support you on this, cuz I've almost been in this kind of trouble before. These relationship people, if their relationship is getting boring, they start pushing their partner of the opposite sex on their friends. Its better to avoid couples that are always sending you to their significant other, or causing you to be around their significant other. They are looking for a factor of chaos in their relationship, to spice it up, and they want to make that person to be you.

The annoying thing is that he kept sending you to that girl. He also forced you to take her in, when he should be respectfully and decently keeping her away from the opposite sex. What's the point of pushing her to you, who is a guy, is he showing her off to you? And you didn't even want to be close to her in the first place. Now they put their wahala on you.

Well, I wish you luck in extradicting yourself if you are innocent. As for me, i can nearly slap any girl that brings her boyfriend close to me and keeps trying to keep me around her guy.
You see that emboldened part? I have experienced it firsthand. He got tired of his girlfriend, or at least it seemed so, and he was trying to push her to me. They were having issues almost on a daily basis. At a point, we both got close and got chatting frequently but there were certainly no strings attached.

He kept telling me she liked me and used all sorts of reverse psychology on me, but I didn't yield. I defended myself and made him believe I wouldn't do that to him even if they were officially separated. Thank God I stood my ground and made him see that they needed to sort themselves out. Now they are back, stronger and rarely disagree. I wonder what would have been the case if I had given in to the pressure.
Romance › Re: My Best Friend Tried To Kill Me Because Of A Girl by Humanoid01(m): 2:49pm On Feb 07, 2021
elipheleh:
Idiot. You are lucky the nigga didn't kill you. Useless imp.
You are a dirty bastard. May God never give me a selfish betrayer like you as a friend.
Your friends Fiancee not just girlfriend . A girl he intends to marry? You see you, you are a wicked somebody. And you have the guts to say he's your best friend and you slept with his future wife just like that.
Even if the girl is a LovePeddler, you should have acted like a brother by revealing the true nature of his girl to him, not going ahead to be very wicked and tasting his girl.
And the annoying thing is idiot as you came here to seek sympathy while you are the betrayer.

I pity your friend, he has a wicked snake like you as a friend. All these immature idiots wearing beards as if they are the shit in town. Wicked idiot

And I guess you would be very mad if one of your own friends sleeps with your fiancee. A girl you know he's been with 2016 - 2020 maybe even more.

God punish you and I pray God permit that your friend to fulfill his revenge on you to his satisfaction. Bastard
A perfect case of a "holier than thou" attitude. The dude messed up but why choose to rain insults on him like he's the greatest sinner on earth? Shocking thing is you may have done worse things than him. SMH!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: Muhammad Ali Was My Hero, The Day I Cried For Him by Humanoid01(m): 7:21am On Feb 07, 2021
Karlovic:
You should serve as his protege, you might learn a few tricks from him.
I don't "worship" and over-esteem any man of God, but your comment was totally needless and devoid of good reasoning. You're constituting a nuisance.
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Testimonies of How God Healed You by Humanoid01(m): 4:39am On Feb 07, 2021
SamgoldBaba:
All I have to say is Thank You Lord

If I have to share my healing story here it will be an epistle nevertheless I give glory to the Almighty God. it's been God alone 2012 was very challenging (health wise)
I don't think the thread has an epistolary restriction. Giving the details of your experience will give a better encouragement than just scratching the surface. Don't you think?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: Muhammad Ali Was My Hero, The Day I Cried For Him by Humanoid01(m): 3:58am On Feb 07, 2021
Karlovic:
cry This thief will always find enticing tales to tell his sheep that will make them part away with their hard earned money so as to fund his flamboyant lifestyle.
Please just shut up. Shut up please! Toxicant.

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