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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 10:12pm On Aug 19, 2020
ezechi24:
Lyon would have shocked the world if only the stupid attacker had used those chances given to him very well...they tried but they could have won the game ....Davies no see ball play today? He jam old men dey run any how because them no fit pursue you...oga play your mate now na problems.
Oga this hate is uncalled for. The dude is just 19, and he's not even playing for a rival club. Abi you be Barca fan?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 10:09pm On Aug 19, 2020
kjsun15:
the Lyon showed characters. I see the best in them today. However, when next they would take their chances as it comes, in champions league you don't get too many chances.
Their striker, Ekambi cost them that game. They could have been a goal or two up before Bayern got their first goal. If Lyon had scored first, Bayern would have had a game in their hands.
Health › Re: 81-Year-Old Russian Grandma Comes Back To Life 7Hours After Being Declared Dead by Humanoid01(m): 8:53pm On Aug 19, 2020
Princeofasia:
useless bastard lier. the one wey u go write in detail u no go write. thunder fire u and that brother there
Dude, you have a problem. You should check yourself.
Health › Re: 81-Year-Old Russian Grandma Comes Back To Life 7Hours After Being Declared Dead by Humanoid01(m): 8:52pm On Aug 19, 2020
Tobloc:
Everything termed "dead" in your life will resurrect in Jesus name.
"Everything good"
TV/Movies › Re: Kiddwaya: My Bank Account, Net-Worth Bigger Than All Housemates by Humanoid01(m): 11:30am On Aug 19, 2020
techmo:
cheesy

Sometimes saying the truth sounds like bragging
.
Bragging isn't essentially saying a lie.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Shakhtar Donetsk : Europa League (5 - 0) On 17th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 1:27am On Aug 18, 2020
Beverlyjean:
Stop shifting goal posts....u minions started the stats challenge ( mr assist and complete dribble) and yes its about stats coupled with effectiveness ... ronaldo is more effective than messi... using only la liga titles to claim world best ....fraudddd
I'd rather have myself an assist king, a goal scorer and a magician on the ball (who has never won a world's best award) on my team than someone with multiple awards who's more concerned about accumulating goals for himself. Damn the stats, Messi is a far better player than Ronaldo. If you can't accept that, run along and keep suckling on your thumb.

PS: I'm no Barca or "Messi" fan. I'm just someone who enjoys good football and Messi is one of the few players who give me that pleasure.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Has Told Barcelona He Wants To Leave The Club This Summer by Humanoid01(m): 10:06pm On Aug 17, 2020
zod404:
Messi is not going anywhere...
Haba! Na you be him agent?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Shakhtar Donetsk : Europa League (5 - 0) On 17th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 9:58pm On Aug 17, 2020
Omoluabi9:
Look, Ronaldo (Cristiano) is the Superman of football, he can do anything, but from a talent and Genius perspective, Messi is better.

However, Ronaldo The Phenomenon is better than them both in technique and skill.
I hope you know we're saying the same thing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Shakhtar Donetsk : Europa League (5 - 0) On 17th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 9:49pm On Aug 17, 2020
Angelfrost:
Doesn't work like that boss... United won't even concede the number of goals Chelsea and Barca conceded against Bayern.

Inter fit beat them, but never like this... That team is on the rise. They just lack a top finisher, and a wizard at the back to complement Maguire.

I believe they will sort these out soon, and be among the elite class again... It's a work in progress.
I'm a Chelsea fan, but I agree with you on this completely.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Shakhtar Donetsk : Europa League (5 - 0) On 17th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 9:45pm On Aug 17, 2020
Omoluabi9:
And that's the problem with you and your generation. You think football is MORE of stats and LESS of magic, talent, gift and what a player is able to do with the ball.

By you logic, because Lampard scored more goals than Zidane, that makes him a better player.
This is just the same problem I have with people who claim that Ronaldo is better than Messi.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Shakhtar Donetsk : Europa League (5 - 0) On 17th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 9:43pm On Aug 17, 2020
How these people take beat Basel 4-1 sef?
Romance › Re: Guys Leave Girls Alone. Money And Education Is All That You Should Chase. by Humanoid01(m): 8:40pm On Aug 17, 2020
Imamshekau:
sad

The funny aspect to it all is that the op might even be untop of a lady while typing this.

If we guys leave this ladies alone who then will be smashing those lovely and beautiful pussies,the two can go together.Hustling for the money while smashing and sampling great pussies.

Smashing those pussies helps to relieve stress and blood pressure after hustling all day as a guy.
After taking a look at your moniker, I wasn't disappointed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Shakhtar Donetsk : Europa League (5 - 0) On 17th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 8:34pm On Aug 17, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
I hope U will remember u said dis wen inter meet the rightful owner of the cup.
Lol I know it's Sevilla's "birthright" but that doesn't make them unbeatable. You can't write Inter off simply because Sevilla once won it three seasons in a row.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Shakhtar Donetsk : Europa League (5 - 0) On 17th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 8:21pm On Aug 17, 2020
Lautaro Martinez. Inter are strong favourites to win this cup
Antonio Conte is a good coach.
Romance › Re: The Riddle With A Cash Prize by Humanoid01(m): 3:52pm On Aug 17, 2020
Ncdc.
Crime › Re: Lagos Security Guard Shoots Motorist Over Deflated Tyre by Humanoid01(m): 3:47pm On Aug 17, 2020
He probably thought because he's a security officer, then he'll be protected by the authorities. What a douche!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United: Europa League (2 - 1) On 16th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 10:46pm On Aug 16, 2020
realestate99:
you said no two spanish teams have played in champions league final, or do you want to change your words.......I even forgot the one between Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid
I said "All Spanish European final" , not "All Spanish UCL final" .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United: Europa League (2 - 1) On 16th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 10:40pm On Aug 16, 2020
realestate99:
Typical EPL fan, seems you were a kid when Real Madrid played Valencia in 1999/ 2000 final, there is nothing extra ordinary about EPL teams, fucking overrated players, imagine rashford that ought to be a bench warmer in malaga raking over 200k per week that itself is a sin against humanity, even Ac Milan and Juventus played the 2002/2003 final.....so do not feel important because the Spanish and Italians have done it before any English team could dream of it.
Baba, last season Liverpool faced Spurs in the UCL final, and Chelsea faced Arsenal in the UEL final. Now please answer my question properly.

Nothing extraordinary about EPL teams, yet Liverpool thumped your almighty Barca 4-0 overturning a 3-goal deficit. Manchester city beat the current La liga champions home and away, yet there's nothing extraordinary about them?

Na wa oo! Where all this kine people dey come from self?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United: Europa League (2 - 1) On 16th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 10:17pm On Aug 16, 2020
khingTony:
You and I know that was a fluke
Liverpool beating Barca 4-0 was a fluke?
Liverpool beating Bayern at Allianz Arena 1-3 was a fluke?
Spurs coming from 2 goals down to beat Ajax (who had previously eliminated Real Madrid and Juventus) 3-2 was a fluke?

Guy na wa for you o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United: Europa League (2 - 1) On 16th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 10:14pm On Aug 16, 2020
Abouwaza:
Its not about who makes finals but check the stats
In the last 8 years
UCL Spain have won 6 times
UEL Spain have also won 6 times
So bleep EPL
Baba, you were talking about finalists in the post I quoted and I reminded you of last season's European finalists.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United: Europa League (2 - 1) On 16th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 10:10pm On Aug 16, 2020
Whobedatte:
Real Madrid v Valencia 2000 UCL
Real v Ath Madrid 2013 UCL
Seville v Espanyol UEL.
UCL 2013 - Dortmund 1-2 Bayern Munich
UEL 2013 - Chelsea 2-1 Benfica.

Get your facts right.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United: Europa League (2 - 1) On 16th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 10:01pm On Aug 16, 2020
Abouwaza:
Modafvcking EPL teams ranting laliga is overrated
The last I checked no single EPL team knocked any laliga team out this season
UCL 2 Germany 2 France
UEL final Spain vs Ukraine /Italy
Where is England?
Last season had an all English European final. Has there ever been a time when there was an all Spanish European final? Talk better thing abeg.
Christianity Etc › Re: Archaeology: Evidence Of Jonah And The Whale Found In Jerusalem (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 7:02am On Aug 16, 2020
kingxsamz:
I'm asking A you're answering Z. undecided
If you know your god has a plan, why do you pray? Why not just chill and let the plan play out?
What are you praying for?
I already answered your question.
Christianity Etc › Re: Archaeology: Evidence Of Jonah And The Whale Found In Jerusalem (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:08pm On Aug 15, 2020
kingxsamz:
But since your god has a plan and knows your heart, why do you pray? undecided
Sometimes, if you tell people the plans you have for them, the things that are meant to happen to make that plan successful, will not happen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Archaeology: Evidence Of Jonah And The Whale Found In Jerusalem (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:03pm On Aug 15, 2020
Pelecius:
Though I'm not impressed with the 'discovery' (as the carvings don't really shiw that it happened, but shows that it was believed it happened), I am amazed at how 'smart' folks who feels they know so much are throwing punches to religion.

It'll be great if you have a good knowledge of what you want to criticize before criticizing it. Most haven't studied the Bible by themselves to understand it but just swallow what skeptics dish out without even checking if those arguments have been refuted completely
Some actually read the Bible. However, they do, not to know the truth but to actually criticise. The enemy gives them what they want, then they think they're right and continue to wallow in their ignorance.
Christianity Etc › Re: Archaeology: Evidence Of Jonah And The Whale Found In Jerusalem (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 10:54pm On Aug 15, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
FUC MY LIFE.
He knows what to do, we do not know what He wants to do. So in our finiteness, we ask. It's better we ask and not receive than not to ask at all. It's like saying we miss the shots we don't take.
Christianity Etc › Re: Archaeology: Evidence Of Jonah And The Whale Found In Jerusalem (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 10:46pm On Aug 15, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
THE BIBULLSHIT IS REPLETE WITH REFERENCES...

WHY CAN GOD NOT REPLICATE A SINGLE THING HE DID IN HIS BOOK TODAY?

DO YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T FRY AN EGG OR KILL A FLY WITH PRAYERS?
IF PRAYERS CAN'T FIX THE SIMPLEST THINGS DO YOU THINK IT IS CAPABLE OF PREVENTING A PLANE FROM CRASHING OR SAVE A TOTAL NOVICE FROM DROWNING??
Prayers are not some sort of magic spells that you can just chant and then everything you wish for will be granted. God is a being with a mind, and a will.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Lyon : UCL ( 1 - 3) On 15th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 8:52pm On Aug 15, 2020
The Man city I just watched will concede nothing less than 5 goals against Bayern, that's if they even qualify.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi ‘isolates’ Himself From Teammates After Barca Defeat by Humanoid01(m): 1:18pm On Aug 15, 2020
Olayinka8793:
Although I am a CR7 fan, that 8-2 humiliation last night can never erase the fact that Leo Messi is still one of the greatest footballers who has given us numerous beautiful and magical moments.
How many of us can forget the numerous times he has himself humiliated Madrid in el classico matches? Or the day he single handedly humiliated Arsenal by scoring four goals in a champions league match? Or the day he humiliated Jerome Boateng on his way to scoring a fantastic goal, to the extent the big defender fell down embarrassingly?
I hope they implement necessary changes and bounce back strongly.
You are the first Cr7 fan I've ever known with sense and without bias.
Sports › Re: Highlights Of Barcelona's 8-2 Loss To Bayern (Video, Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 1:09pm On Aug 15, 2020
chocboi78:
that's designer the rapper not Davies
Lol I didn't say he's Davies, I merely said he looks like him [in that picture]. The idea was to bring the whole Barca trauma into it.
Sports › Re: Coutinho Compounds Barcelona Humiliation After He Scores Twice For Bayern by Humanoid01(m): 10:56am On Aug 15, 2020
oluwatosink:
If Barca and Madrid don't offload their big players they will flop in the next five Ucl competition.
Las Las Madrid and Barca na scam for Ucl competition undecided
How can you call a team that won the same competitions three seasons in a row, a scam?
Nairaland General › Re: 32-year-old Man Locked Up By Parents For Seven Years Rescued By Kano Police by Humanoid01(m): 7:45am On Aug 15, 2020
Peace666:
Could there be a demon on the loose possessing women?

Cuz the kind of stories I'm reading is almost unbelievable.

The other time it was a boy chained to animals for two years now this.

How can a 25yrs old man be sentence to 7yrs in prison by his own father and step mother?

They should be locked up too for 7yrs. After all, there is a regular saying in the north that if someone does something bad to you, do that exact same thing to the person. Don't add and don't subtract. If he enjoys it... But if it pains him, he'll know how bad what he did was.
If this saying and its origin is true, then it could stand as one of the reasons why most northerners are wicked.

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