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Romance › Re: I Came Back To Nairaland Only To See This (share your trolling experience) by Humanoid01(m): 11:37pm On Sep 03, 2020
LoL this got me laughing. It's a faceless forum. Things like this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.
Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by Humanoid01(m): 5:24pm On Sep 03, 2020
Saintmary:
How to get her to do it?
Why don't you put a rope on her neck?
Can't you buy snacks?
You knew it would be your turn to host for a year and you were planning to use your glorified housemaid right?
I don't know why women rush to marry you people. What's your benefit?
Nonsense!
"Don't take your fustration out on me. If you spent few more seconds reading, maybe you'll come across the section that reads, "i'll help her make the swallow. She only has to make the soup even with the help of a helper"

Stop quoting me like your fingers are not attached to your
brains. If you're from a broken home, do not allow it
influence your thought pattern. Is making soup now difficult
for a woman. You're the reason men don't see good women
to marry anymore."


Yeah, I had to repaste SirMichael1's words for you to see again. Y'all have messed up your thought patterns just because you want to satisfy your feministic ideologies. Shame on you women of this age and the dumb men who subscribe to what you preach. I spit on your brains.
Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by Humanoid01(m): 5:12pm On Sep 03, 2020
Righteousness89:
All I Can Do Right now is to Pray For you!

Precious Daddy, I Pray thee, Touch the wife of My Brother to see the Need to Cooperate with Her Husband. Touch Her to Do it with Joy In Jesus Name.... Amen..

My Brother Calm down.. She will Do it...




Reading through the Comments, It's clear that People Have Lost what Marriage is all about!

Marriage is Cooperation
Marriage is Sacrifice
Marriage is Watching out for each other

It's sounds strange to me that a woman is not willing to Cooperate with her Husband and People are Supporting that!

Seriously! This Generation has lost it
The comments on here are really shocking to behold.
Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by Humanoid01(m):
SocialJustice:
Crase husband, you want your wife to be cooking for your useless religious cult members frequently because she agreed to marry you.

Carry your evil load and get out of this place.
You seem so bitter. Damn! One of my prayers is that God should keep me far away from people like you. SMH!
Sports › Re: Man Utd Sign Van De Beek From Ajax On A 5-Year Deal by Humanoid01(m): 4:11pm On Sep 03, 2020
jizzison:
I'm with you boss, I watch bundesliga like premier league, that havertz no be here, apart from Timo Werner and lewandowski, havertz scores more first goals than any other player in that league.

Lastly, let me shock you. Bayer Leverkusen even plays him as a Center Forward. Check his stats as a CF.
That defines a typical versatile player. I only hope he replicates that form in the EPL which is much more competitive than the Bundesliga.
Romance › Re: The Fate Of The Furious Movie Review by Humanoid01(m): 8:01am On Sep 03, 2020
IamPlato:
I will be dropping a review of her new movie the old guard.... The lady is good
Old guard is a movie to watch. There's hardly a dull moment, and the plot was quite catchy. It made me love Charlize more. I hope they release a second part. The way it ended suggested that there will be.
Car Talk › Re: Leaving Bottled Water Inside your Car Can Start A Fire by Humanoid01(m): 6:01am On Sep 03, 2020
With all these kind discoveries wey dey come up these days, e reach make person get OCD.
Romance › Re: The Fate Of The Furious Movie Review by Humanoid01(m): 5:54am On Sep 03, 2020
Charlize Theron is a wonderful actress. She's the main reason I can't wait to watch this movie.
Romance › Re: Help! Help!! Help!!! I Can't Sleep At Night by Humanoid01(m): 5:35am On Sep 03, 2020
Sandypearl:
Seriously I want to be like you...
This life nor just balance.
Family › Re: My Neighbor Beats His Wife And Kids Daily, What Can I do? by Humanoid01(m): 5:17am On Sep 03, 2020
omoteacher:
shocked


Mind your business oga, if the beating/abuse is

too much na she go run comot. She's still gaining

something from the man. If she leaves what's the

probability she might get good husband again.
This is beyond minding one's business oga. It's life that matters here. What about the kids? How do you expect them to cope? This is one of the things that turn people to monsters when they grow.
Sports › Re: Man Utd Sign Van De Beek From Ajax On A 5-Year Deal by Humanoid01(m): 10:21pm On Sep 02, 2020
UCMax1:
13!!! i presume you didn't even experienced upto 8.....lol
Haha! I've experienced just 3, and 2 of them feels like yesterday. I still have the feelings of excitement from those achievements.
Sports › Re: Man Utd Sign Van De Beek From Ajax On A 5-Year Deal by Humanoid01(m): 10:10pm On Sep 02, 2020
UCMax1:
And that united had won thrice the number of league titles you can boast of.....lol
Yeah, how many did you experience?
Sports › Re: Man Utd Sign Van De Beek From Ajax On A 5-Year Deal by Humanoid01(m): 10:04pm On Sep 02, 2020
sweetjohn:
What are you saying bro? Do you think Man utd is a team like Chelsea and arsenal that will be counting top 3? I know, we all know that man utd have not won a major trophy of recent but does not make man utd be eyeing top3, common. We are the king of England. We can't be competing for just top3, that's stupid. We go for the trophy and nothing less.
A team like Chelsea counting top 3? That top 3 counting team has won two league titles since united last won one.
Sports › Re: Man Utd Sign Van De Beek From Ajax On A 5-Year Deal by Humanoid01(m): 10:01pm On Sep 02, 2020
UCMax1:
Just as you are jealous of the european midfield power house joining man utd
Jealous of what exactly? Our midfield is already packed with lots of quality players, so we don't need him.
Sports › Re: Man Utd Sign Van De Beek From Ajax On A 5-Year Deal by Humanoid01(m): 9:40pm On Sep 02, 2020
UCMax1:
Havertz is a versatile attacker,can play as AM,RW,LW and CF while donny is a versatile midfielder,can play as AM,DM and CM.please know their difference......so compare havertz to his fellow young attackers such as greenwood and know the huge difference that greenwood have made such an impact at 18yrs of age that the 21yr old havertz couldn't make or think of making,so greenwood is more of a prospect than your one season havertz
You are contradicting yourself. You initially compared Donny with Havertz. Now you are comparing Greenwood with him? I'm not even sure you've ever watched Havertz play. For a player to have made 118 club appearances ALONE at such young age, it goes to show that he has the quality that any team needs. You're obviously jealous because he'll become a Chelsea player soon, you wouldn't say this if he was heading to United.
Romance › Re: Maroon 5 Has Lost His Mind! See What He Was Caught Doing (photos)) by Humanoid01(m): 9:26pm On Sep 02, 2020
Truvel:
Nawa 4 Una 4 Nairaland Oo. Can't U Guys Correct Someone Without Insulting D Person?
I jus tire for that guy o! How does not knowing his name make him a dummy?
Sports › Re: Man Utd Sign Van De Beek From Ajax On A 5-Year Deal by Humanoid01(m): 9:14pm On Sep 02, 2020
UCMax1:
Havertz is an attacking midfielder while donny is a box to box player who is being played as DM,CM(mostly) and AM,how do you expect him to score loads of goals? compare him with your kovacic....Lmao!
You just compared Donny with Havertz based on goals scored and assists made. Havertz is a more versatile player than Donny and for his age, you can say he's a huge prospect in the football world. Kovacic's pace and ability to beat players are two of the qualities a box to box player needs. Besides his inability to give passes that set up goalscoring opportunities, he is a really good player. Now that Chelsea has Ziyech and Havertz (incoming), I think that reduces the load on Kovacic's back.
Sports › Re: Man Utd Sign Van De Beek From Ajax On A 5-Year Deal by Humanoid01(m): 8:57pm On Sep 02, 2020
beejay501:
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Sorry to burst your bubbles but Havertz isn't a chelsea player as we speak tongue
Lol we all know he'll be one before the season kicks off.
Sports › Re: Man Utd Sign Van De Beek From Ajax On A 5-Year Deal by Humanoid01(m): 8:50pm On Sep 02, 2020
UCMax1:
Far better than chelshit havertz....GGMU!!
Havertz had a total of 18 goals and 9 assists last season, and he's just 21. Do you know what you're saying or you're just drunk with jealousy?
Romance › Re: Bbnaija:laycon Will Win Not Because He Is Broke But a god In Human Body by Humanoid01(m): 6:02pm On Sep 02, 2020
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Romance › Re: Magun: Man Stuck In A Married Woman During Sex In Ogun by Humanoid01(m): 5:53pm On Sep 02, 2020
ValCon888:
Two consenting adults cannot have sex again.
If you cannot stand a cheating wife, divorce her.
If she knew she was capable of cheating, why did she get married to him?
Sports › Re: Countinho Returns To Barcelona After A Year-long Loan At Bayern Munich by Humanoid01(m): 4:26pm On Sep 02, 2020
Amotolongbo:
Please what is Tarcelona?

Hope that is not the name a club degenerates to after being battered and shattered by another club
LMAO!
Sports › Re: Messi's New Deal At Man City Would See Him Earn N153m Per Day, N4.5bn Per Month by Humanoid01(m): 2:48pm On Sep 02, 2020
Gantofi:
He is happily married with 3 handsome boys and has no need for a farm tool like you
Dude c'mon. This is mean and absolutely unnecessary.
Romance › Re: As A Man, Which Of These Women Will You Go For? by Humanoid01(m): 10:50am On Sep 02, 2020
I'll go for the first woman anytime, any day twice on a Tuesday "In Slawormir's voice" . I sabi cook, that one nor be problem. If I can't teach her to cook, then she can learn in a culinary school anytime. There are only a few things as valuable as having someone who gives you peace of the mind.
Romance › Re: Incest Sex Has Come To Stay by Humanoid01(m): 9:35am On Sep 02, 2020
Ultimus:
I suppose it takes a level of denial and pleading against facts for one to be comfortable with religion. What makes the definition of incest different for Adam's and Noah's family? Or do I need to post the meaning of incest here before you understand that sleeping with cousins/siblings is incest no matter if God sanctioned it as necessary or not?

The balls on this one telling me to "read carefully". In any case, we know the story of Adam or Noah are not true. The genetic diversity of humans can't come from just two individuals from 6000 years ago. For clarity, every race of homo sapiens that we have today have been around for way more than that period of time.
God calls the shots -- He determines what is wrong and what isn't, when it's wrong and when it isn't. I knew you would come up with this argument, that's why I told you to read carefully. You cited your claims from the Bible, so I used the same Bible to counter your argument.

According to the Bible, Adam and Eve were the only humans on earth. God commanded them to be reproduce offsprings and then ensure that the earth is filled with humans like them. They gave birth to sons and daughters who would later aid the reproduction. How else would they have done it if not by "meeting" with themselves since God only created them to reproduce sexually?

If you do not believe in the story of Adam and Noah, well that's your choice, and I don't see anything wrong with telling you to read carefully. You are not all-knowing and immune to misconceptions.
Family › Re: 23-year-old Mom Made History With A Birth That Only Happens Every 480 Years by Humanoid01(m):
Quintuplets!

I don't know about others, but the way the content was arranged made it difficult to understand. Had to read it multiple times to get the message clearly.

Congrats to them.
Romance › Re: Incest Sex Has Come To Stay by Humanoid01(m): 11:07pm On Sep 01, 2020
Ultimus:
This is not true. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because they were having butt sex. Nothing riles God more than homosexuals but family members having sexual relations is okay. The biblical God evidently has no issues with incest, having sanctioned populating the world with it, twice!
https://www.gotquestions.org/incest-in-the-Bible.html
Please read carefully.
Celebrities › Re: Waje Celebrates Her 40th Birthday (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 5:42pm On Sep 01, 2020
JIMMY1393:
And everyone gets to taste it you mean lol
Nah! Not everyone gets to grow as old as 40. Many people die young.
Crime › Us Police Shoot And Kill Another Black Man by Humanoid01(op):
U.S. police have shot dead another black man, who they
said had a handgun but had dropped it during a violent
altercation in Los Angeles, triggering fresh outrage as
tensions soar over racism and police brutality. The man, named in local media as 29-year-old Dijon Kizzee, was riding his bicycle when Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies tried to stop him for an unspecified vehicle code violation on Monday afternoon.

He fled on foot, and when officers caught up with him he
punched one deputy in the face, dropping some items of
clothing he was carrying, police said. "The deputies noticed that inside the clothing items that he dropped was a black semi-automatic handgun, at which time a deputy-involved shooting occurred," Lieutenant Brandon Dean told reporters.

It was not clear if the man was reaching for the gun when he was shot. Dean said officials had yet to interview the deputies involved. "So, he did not have the gun in his hand, it had already dropped to the ground, so when he was actually shot, he was unarmed at that point?" a reporter asked during the televised press conference. "I don't know that," Dean replied, adding later: "If this individual was reaching for a semi-automatic handgun, I would suggest ... that's probably why deadly force was employed."

The man was pronounced dead at the scene. Up to 100 people gathered at the scene demanding justice in the hours after the shooting, according to local media. "What's the use of having the prison system if you all are just going to kill us," one woman told a CBS News reporter through tears. "What are you all here for? Who are you protecting?"

The latest killing came as U.S. President Donald Trump was headed for Kenosha, Wisconsin Tuesday, where police shot black father Jacob Blake seven times in the back on August 23, leaving him paralyzed from the waist down.

Blake's shooting by a white officer ignited fresh grief and
protests three months after the killing of George Floyd, who suffocated beneath the knee of a white police officer in Minneapolis in May, cracking open the most widespread civil unrest in the U.S. since the 1960s.

The demonstrations in Kenosha have deteriorated repeatedly into violence as armed white vigilantes face off against protesters, culminating in the killing of two people. A white 17-year-old Trump supporter has been arrested and charged with the murders.

Source: https://news.cgtn.com/news/2020-09-01/U-S-police-shoot-and-kill-another-black-man-TraR9sITEQ/index.html

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Celebrities › Re: Waje Celebrates Her 40th Birthday (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 4:28pm On Sep 01, 2020
JIMMY1393:
No she just doesn't want to say '40" cos she knows she's getting old
Lol I wonder why anyone would be ashamed of aging. It's a phenomenon that can't be altered, and not everyone gets to taste it.
Celebrities › Re: Waje Celebrates Her 40th Birthday (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 1:23pm On Sep 01, 2020
Ereolamide:
Is she 400 years old?

20th anniversary of 20th birthday.
20th anniversary of her 20th birthday means the 20th year after her 20th birthday. It seems her 20th birthday was a special one for her.
Romance › Re: I Approached A Lady Today And I Was Disappointed In Myself. by Humanoid01(m): 9:50pm On Aug 31, 2020
donproject:
he's a f**king programmer...any programmer looks like an introvert
Sometimes, we mistake social anxiety (SA) for introversion. Some people are naturally introverts, while others become reserved due to SA. One feature of SA is what the OP described. Hence my curiosity.

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