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Health › Re: Snake Pulled From A Russian Woman's Throat After It Crawled In While She Slept by Humanoid01(m): 9:16pm On Aug 31, 2020
ajailer:
and she didn't choke as the snake dey slither into her mouth abi....fake
This is the most intelligent comment I've seen on this thread. Those nerve endings in the throat are there for a purpose. They are designed in a way that doesn't require one to be conscious before they are stimulated. They're extremely sensitive.
Romance › Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Humanoid01(m): 6:42pm On Aug 31, 2020
fati2001:
I need a boy friend . . 6feet with this body shape, not to big.. not to small.
Na "too" con dey hard you spell now?

Romance › Re: I Approached A Lady Today And I Was Disappointed In Myself. by Humanoid01(m): 6:17pm On Aug 31, 2020
If you don't fail try, you won't know what to do next. At least you tried, you took the step. That's a sign that you're willing to step out of your comfort zone. It's not really easy bro, but it gets easier when you have someone who's willing to help you out. I was wondering, is it that you're naturally an introvert or you just have social anxiety?
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Rainbow Goddess? by Humanoid01(m): 5:03pm On Aug 31, 2020
The rainbow is a symbol representing the LGBT community. If they say they're rainbow goddesses, it simply means they're absolutely NOT straight.
Romance › Re: What Is That One Part You Will Change In Your Body If God Ask You Now? by Humanoid01(m): 12:09pm On Aug 31, 2020
King2019:
Take time to think things through before leaving your home
You are not slow
Only indecisive.
Nah! It's not about decision making. I'm talking about my primary cognitive functions. I take time to understand complex information. In essence, that makes me a slow learner. It has greatly affected my social life.
Romance › Re: What Is That One Part You Will Change In Your Body If God Ask You Now? by Humanoid01(m): 11:59am On Aug 31, 2020
My brain. I process things really slowly. It's frustrating living with that in a fast-paced world where no one cares to know your problem.
Romance › Re: Overthinking by Humanoid01(m): 10:34pm On Aug 30, 2020
Overthinking is a very dangerous thing to go through. It makes you start assuming things that aren't true. Those assumptions then bring forth other dangerous thoughts which could lead to hatred, malice, strife, bitterness, jealousy, etc.

The best way to avoid this is to nullify those thoughts. Don't try to rationalize the situation. Just "distract" yourself with things that will only make you think positive thoughts. Constantly doing this will make you forget whatever is making you overthink, with time.
Christianity Etc › Re: Sexual Temptations And The Movie Industry by Humanoid01(m): 7:23pm On Aug 30, 2020
0temSapien:
Dirty minds will always churn out dirty imaginations. I've watched wrestlings, boxings, UFC, kissing scenes in movies, crime scenes, magic scenes, etc for years, right from childhood till date, but none of these things have influenced my decisions till date. The writer thinks that entertainment is doing us harm when it really isn't. It is part of life as a human. We all know by commonsense that what we are watching is scripted, so we don't stupidly act them out. Except maybe little kids, and that's why we have the 'PGs' and instructions before watching any movie.

As regards calling people into ministry or not. Here in Nigeria we already have bunches of criminals in the name pastors who said that they are called to ministry. They can all speak in tongues but none of them can cure Corona Virus. We don't really need more people in the ministry. What we need is more people to speak out against religious scandals and scams. Also people are needed to voice out their minds against our 'thiefing' politicians. We should stop carrying foreign religion upon our heads to hawk as if we knew anything about their religions and gods prior to the time they colonised our grandparents and ancestors and imposed their religion on us.

This is my 2kobo. cool
The fact that it isn't influencing you doesn't mean it doesn't influence others. People are more vulnerable than others.
Sports › Re: Lewandowski Wins German Player Of The Year Award by Humanoid01(m): 5:22pm On Aug 30, 2020
Misleading title, German player of the year? Bundesliga player of the year should suffice. He deserves it, no one came close to competing with him.
Romance › Re: Black Panther Hero Chadwick Boseman Reportedly Marries In Secret Before His Dea by Humanoid01(m): 5:59am On Aug 30, 2020
marshalcarter:
This guy death sha....E pain me ooo...
my sister has forgotten that death is a respecter of no man..been crying since yesterday...na wa ooooh �
I shed a tear after reading the news. Chadwick seemed like someone who was almost impossible to love. Many are still in shock 'cause it was so sudden.
Romance › Re: Black Panther Hero Chadwick Boseman Reportedly Marries In Secret Before His Dea by Humanoid01(m): 5:55am On Aug 30, 2020
esivue007:
Micheal Jackson's and Whitney Houston nko undecided
I can't remember how that felt, but I wasn't really a fan at that time.
Romance › Re: Black Panther Hero Chadwick Boseman Reportedly Marries In Secret Before His Dea by Humanoid01(m): 11:16pm On Aug 29, 2020
I'm still mourning his death. No celebrity's death has ever hit me this way.
Romance › Re: Vaseline Crew, Can You Operate With These (photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:13pm On Aug 29, 2020
Creative perversion.
Travel › Re: Ondo: Pregnant Woman And Her 2 Kids Crushed To Death In Tanker Accident (Pix) by Humanoid01(m): 10:01pm On Aug 29, 2020
ogoloray:
People will ignore this, and honor Chadwick boseman instead!
Oga what exactly is your point here?
Sports › Re: What Is Your Greatest Football Moment? by Humanoid01(m): 9:51pm On Aug 29, 2020
Torres' equalizer at camp nou to send Barca packing from the UCL in 2013. Even though Chelsea eventually won the final, that moment still counts as my best 'cause I used to have a Barca supporter as a friend who completely wrote them off before that game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool : Community Shield 5 - 4 On Penalties On 29th August 2020 by Humanoid01(m): 2:50pm On Aug 29, 2020
Ibadanpikin:
We will win the community shield,and then dash it to Chelsea as compensation.HALA D GUNNERS.
Local champions hahaha.

Your mates are winning EPL, Europa league and UCL, you're here bragging about Wembley stadium.
Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman Dies At 43 After 4-Year Battle With Cancer by Humanoid01(m): 8:08am On Aug 29, 2020
AkwaIbomMan:
are you serious?
Yeah. He was obviously going to feature. I wonder if they'll just suspend it or he'll be replaced with someone else..
Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman Dies At 43 After 4-Year Battle With Cancer by Humanoid01(m): 4:56am On Aug 29, 2020
Kekereekun123:
because a white man brought a book and religion to you in africa doesn't mean it is true or real. There is no heaven in any african religion.
The fact that a white man brought it to us doesn't also mean it is false or fake. Humble yourself before it becomes too late for you. This is not the time to try to claim mental prowess.
Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman Dies At 43 After 4-Year Battle With Cancer by Humanoid01(m):
Jeeeeez! This shocked me to the core. What is life? One of my favourite actors. So gentle. No words, no words at all! This is by far the worst news I've received this year. 2020 is a year to hurriedly forget. To think that black panther 2 was coming up in two years time. This is heartbreaking. Truly, we don't own our lives and we certainly can't control everything.
Romance › Re: Life Is Not Beautiful Anymore by Humanoid01(m): 5:30pm On Aug 28, 2020
Sometimes, it takes the worst situations for us to know those who aren't good for us. Knowing who he really is at this time is actually the best time for you to know. Nobody is worth taking your life for, you should move on.
Romance › Re: I Caught My Best Friend With My Boyfriend. by Humanoid01(m): 5:26pm On Aug 28, 2020
blinking001:
Stop being unreasonable, there is nothing wrong if your guy decides to cheat on you. Stop getting all worked up over nothing.
You know, it's pretty ironic using the word "cheating" and "nothing wrong" in the same sentence.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Sign Thiago Silva On A Free Transfer by Humanoid01(m): 3:50pm On Aug 28, 2020
Ibadanpikin:
But oga do u see leicester doing it in 2016.What about liverpool in the last four or five yrs do u know the will do it.
To be honest, no one could possibly have seen it coming for Leicester, but that's a once in a life time occurrence. I'm not surprised that Liverpool won it last season 'cause they've had it coming the previous seasons before. That's called consistency, and I don't see that quality in Arsenal.

In my opinion, Arteta can only try and get them back running in the tracks of UCL playing rights but winning major titles seems very farfetched. With City, Liverpool and Chelsea strengthening their squads, I don't see that happening.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Sign Thiago Silva On A Free Transfer by Humanoid01(m): 3:20pm On Aug 28, 2020
Ibadanpikin:
If the eventually win it,i hope u will not turn into a pig
Lol I don't see Arsenal doing that in this age, maybe in the next 20-30 years. For now, pigs will have to fly o, then that will be a sign of the world ending.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Sign Thiago Silva On A Free Transfer by Humanoid01(m): 3:13pm On Aug 28, 2020
Ibadanpikin:
Arteta becomes a manager for six months and win a trophy.So u can't compare him with Emery who has been coaching for many years but cannot win a trophy in the most difficult league(EPL) in the world.
Arsenal will only win the EPL when pigs fly, even with Arteta as its manager.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Sign Thiago Silva On A Free Transfer by Humanoid01(m): 3:10pm On Aug 28, 2020
Ibadanpikin:
An average arsenal squad will make u regret joining chelsea when the humiliate ur team again.
Make me regret joining Chelsea like I joined the club yesterday? I've been a Chelsea fan for over 10 years and if losing a UCL final to man united and getting thrashed by Man city 6-0 didn't make me regret and eventually quit, why should I be bothered about losing to Arsenal?

Besides, we beat them in a final when it mattered the most. For all I know, if this new Chelsea squad can adapt to themselves early enough, Arsenal will not be a match for them. Mark this comment!
Sports › Re: 4 Nigerians Among The Top 5 Completed Dribbles In The English Championship by Humanoid01(m): 1:14pm On Aug 28, 2020
gurunlocker:
Ameobi still dey play ball?
That's his younger brother.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Sign Thiago Silva On A Free Transfer by Humanoid01(m): 12:34pm On Aug 28, 2020
Good addition to the team. Old but still got some fuel in his tank. Kai Havertz is next. Then a good goalkeeper and probably another quality defender will follow suit. Chelsea here, Chelsea there! Oh what a moment to be a Chelsea fan.

OP, I think the topic should be "Former PSG defender" since he was already a free agent prior to the deal.
Romance › Re: It's My Birthday Today! by Humanoid01(m): 4:45am On Aug 28, 2020
Wow! This is coming extremely late, but that won't stop me from sending my wishes and prayers to someone I haven't met but respect so much.

May your new age mark the beginning of a new era of great achievements in your life. Whatever good deeds you sow, it shall reap multiple harvests and the end result will be characterized by outbursts of joy.

Me nor know you for real life o, but with what I've seen on here, you seem like a sweet lady full of love and care for people around. This must attract envy from some people who know this and so they may plan to hurt you. They shall have God to contend with over your life, and you know what that means for them.

Above all, I pray you grow in Christ and in the knowledge of God's might in addition to your seemingly wonderful persona so you can keep blessing the people around you and the world at large. Keep it up, soar higher and attain higher grounds Lamanii22.

Happy post-birthday. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Biblical Village Of Bethsaida Where Jesus Fed The 5,000 Found by Humanoid01(m): 9:19pm On Aug 27, 2020
[quote author=kingxsamz post=93295082][/quote]How much do you know about this flying spaghetti monster 'belief' ?
Christianity Etc › Re: Biblical Village Of Bethsaida Where Jesus Fed The 5,000 Found by Humanoid01(m): 8:47pm On Aug 27, 2020
kingxsamz:
Yeah, same thing with Unicorns, and flying spaghetti monsters.
One can't explain them scientifically, one just has to believe they exist.
Do you have a source to any claim whatsoever to support that they exist?
Christianity Etc › Re: Biblical Village Of Bethsaida Where Jesus Fed The 5,000 Found by Humanoid01(m): 8:42pm On Aug 27, 2020
bluefilm:
Jesus does not even exist.
So how come he was said to feed 5000 people?
He doesn't exist or you wish he didn't?

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