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Education › Re: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 9:53am On Mar 16, 2020
Squillaci:
So you would like if kill you by flaying slowly or by boiling in hot oil instead of putting a bullet in skull?
Lol the only negative effect of a "bad" death would be on the person's loved ones, because when they see the disfigured body, it would most likely have a negative psychological effect on them. As for the deceased, it wouldn't make any difference since he'd be absolutely unconscious.
Education › Re: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 9:44am On Mar 16, 2020
Squillaci:
It is pain you feel before the death that matters.
The goal is kill you, not cause unnecessary suffering.
Then what difference does it make if the ultimate end goal is death, and I won't feel the after effect of the pain after death?

I believe death is death, it doesn't matter the way it happens. One's prayer should be not to die without fulfilling his individual purpose on earth.
Education › Re: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 9:05am On Mar 16, 2020
Squillaci:
One is a clearly more painful process than the other.
Would I still feel the pain after death?
Celebrities › Re: Some Black Celebrities Who Never Seem To Age (Photos) by Humanoid01(m): 11:33pm On Mar 15, 2020
Oh! Gabrielle Union, from Daddy's little girls, with Idris Eiba. You gotta love her. My crush on her never gets old.

Djimon Hounsou looks like Mane, lol. Young Halle Berry looks like Whitney Houston.
Romance › Re: Funniest Thing You Did When You Were High by Humanoid01(m): 11:22pm On Mar 15, 2020
I had barely finished a 65cl bottle of orijin, I knew I was already high, and I was asking my bro if I was high. That was the first day I got high, and the last day I tasted alcohol.
Celebrities › Re: Funny Moments At "Access The Stars" Music Reality TV Show by Humanoid01(m): 11:16pm On Mar 15, 2020
Judge: Are you a Nigerian?

Contestant: Unfortunately.

Judge: Aaah!


Lmao!
Forum Games › Re: Which Bucket Will Get Filled First? by Humanoid01(m): 11:04pm On Mar 15, 2020
[quote author=chiiraq802 post=87476032][/quote]Lol no sir, I was referring to the tip. Observe the part I encircled.

Forum Games › Re: Which Bucket Will Get Filled First? by Humanoid01(m): 10:54pm On Mar 15, 2020
lifezone247:
b4 the liquid get fill in bocket 3 it has to go into 5. So it’s definitely 5
Observe closely, you'll see that the outlet that links bucket 3 to 5 is blocked at the tip. So the filling would start from the tip/outer end of that outlet, filling up bucket 3 first.
Forum Games › Re: Which Bucket Will Get Filled First? by Humanoid01(m): 10:49pm On Mar 15, 2020
chiiraq802:
Wat about bucket 5??
The outlet from bucket 3 to 5 is blocked at the tip.
Forum Games › Re: Which Bucket Will Get Filled First? by Humanoid01(m): 10:43pm On Mar 15, 2020
Bucket 3.

The closest outlet to the bottom of bucket 1 (where the liquid would first accumulate) is the one that leads to bucket 3. Also, since the other outlets leading to buckets 4 and 5, from bucket 3 are blocked, it'll need to be filled before the liquid level rises on bucket 1.
Education › Re: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 10:31pm On Mar 15, 2020
Franking:
U seem to be a special needs student. Sorry, can't help u there. Just imagine it if u can't figure it out.
I know, right? Code words for "I don't even know the answer myself. "
Education › Re: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 10:29pm On Mar 15, 2020
myrates:
My profound respect to the brave hero, may her gentle soul rest in peace. To the bastard pipeline vandals and our useless government, may you and your family suffer similar faith.
Is it fair to pay for the sins of a family member?
Education › Re: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 10:27pm On Mar 15, 2020
Franking:
Jamb question. Figure it out urself.
I can't seem to figure it out, could you help me out?
Education › Re: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 10:20pm On Mar 15, 2020
Franking:
Well, in America deathrow inmates can go to court to stop their execution if it will cause them pain. So yes, it matters. Would u rather die in ur sleep or in a plane crash?
What difference would it make if I choose one over the other?
Education › Re: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 10:13pm On Mar 15, 2020
Franking:
Story for the gods. Imagine how she probably died. What a terrible way to die? I won't worship a God that would allow me die that way. Tufiakwa.
Is there any particular meaning to the way a person dies?
Romance › Re: My Social Life Is Dying by Humanoid01(m): 9:58pm On Mar 15, 2020
loshybab:
I have a bit of social anxiety too,but I am a step ahead of you in that initiating convo is the least if my problems, especially if it's on a 1-on-1 basis.

My advice for you is to know your own flaws and play the worst case scenario of what might happen in your head and think of a way to manage it so that,if it eventually happens,you won't feel bad or feel less bad. You will even be the first to laugh over it.

Forget about whatever anyone thinks about your flaws and always have it at the back of your mind that you're special. Whatever you're going thru with your disorder or anything you might wanna call it,is a tip of the iceberg,compared to what some ither people are going through. Imagine someone that can't even speak at all,what would you have him do?

Baba,this life sweet pass make person dey make you feel sad ooo,wake up and enjoy yourself biko!!!
Lol playing worst case scenarios in my head could send fear chills down my spine. Does that really work for you?
Romance › Re: My Social Life Is Dying by Humanoid01(m): 9:48pm On Mar 15, 2020
Ladylite:
Sorry Bros but You are nothing like the OP. You are a smart and intelligent introvert and that is so special.

If writing is your special skill, why not make friends online. Why not make friends all over the world. You can write books and become very great on Kindle.

Then since you have identified your weakness in public speaking. Simply solve it. There is no point knowing what you can't do and still celebrating it.

Download Dale Carnegie books on public speaking and making friends and study them voraciously. You can break out of that shame or weakness of not knowing how to speak by reading and practicing ahead.

See, you just have to try it small small and soon you will get better.

God bless, happy Sunday
This is a booster. Thank you very much for the tips!
Have a lovely Sunday evening.
Education › Re: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by Humanoid01(m): 9:08pm On Mar 15, 2020
Franking:
A Rev Sister? So, sad. That's what happens when u worship an impotent God. RIP, dear.
Death is inevitable, its timing is what we don't know. She died serving God and His creations. She should be with Him right now. Those who die in Christ live again. Her death is not in vain, therefore, God is NOT impotent.
Politics › Re: Pipeline Explosion At Abule Ado Amuwo Odofin, Lagos (Video) by Humanoid01(m): 12:03pm On Mar 15, 2020
YesNo:
it will not be well with you and your family.
lives have just been dented and you are here posting bet scams
What has his family got to do with this? Your comment shows you are worse than him.
Politics › Re: Pipeline Explosion At Abule Ado Amuwo Odofin, Lagos (Video) by Humanoid01(m): 11:21am On Mar 15, 2020
nairalanduseles:
Na wa ooo ooo Sunday wey den dey worship dem God He must be a sadist to let people lose thier properties and lives But some go still thank am
This was probably caused by vandals. How does God come in?
Nairaland General › Re: Breaking!! Pipeline Explosion Hits Amuwo Odofin Area Lagos State [video] by Humanoid01(m): 10:53am On Mar 15, 2020
Kalaba:
I can't give you the distance in Km, but it's very very far.
That's difficult to process, 'cause the impact of the explosion was high. It sounded like a bomb blast.
Crime › Re: Pipeline Explosion This Morning by Humanoid01(m): 10:41am On Mar 15, 2020
How far is this place from Lafenwa, Ogun state? I heard a very loud explosion about two hours ago. I'm still trying to figure out what that was.
Nairaland General › Re: Breaking!! Pipeline Explosion Hits Amuwo Odofin Area Lagos State [video] by Humanoid01(m): 10:35am On Mar 15, 2020
How far is this place from Lafenwa, Ogun state? I heard a very loud explosion about two hours ago. Still trying to figure out what that was.
Romance › Re: My Social Life Is Dying by Humanoid01(m): 8:09am On Mar 15, 2020
Ladylite:
Changing the location of a leopard from the zoo to the wild does not remove or increase the stripes on its body. Bros wake up to reality, soapy(wanking) will weaken your willpower and keep your emotions weak and down. How you have wasted a large portion of your life on what would not give you greatness.

Bitter truth my Guy, is you are either proud or infected with low self esteem. What stops you from walking up to people and being friendly.

At your age, you have only one friend.... Who does that. Grow up and go out of your comfort zone. You are the one loosing. I don't care if you are a genius but you are loosing. Success in life largely depends on networking with friends and helpers.
Someone needs to shake you out of the useless life you are building for yourself through idle wanking. No man is an island o. Position yourself to be inspired else you will expire for sure.


Now look at how you are reasoning things so wrongly. Instead of focusing on building your life and increasing your achievements. You are so insecure, you can't make it alone.

See ehn, you don't deserve a friend or girlfriend because you are a burden.... A parasitic one at that. If you truly offered great value your friendships won't end and distance won't kill your love life. But since you are boring, what else do you expect. Everyone moves on.


My words may hurt but it is the wake up call you need. Get off your bum bum and go make some good friends out there. Make money too so you can travel and go wherever you want.


It is sad and so immature of you to be coming here and expecting us to sympathize with you when life gave you too many opportunities to have friends and keep them. You didn't read books or even have a mentor to show you how to live a balanced life. Yet You have good looks and great gifts inside you bt you are just focused on the wrong thing. Wake up bro.

So you have so much work to do on yourself. So much work that you don't have time to be entertaining such low level thoughts right now. Idleness has wasted you through porn and soapy, when you could be reading a book that will give you ideas, or trading online or teaching a Whatsapp class.... Why did you allow your life waste like this, you must wake up o.
I'm partially like the OP! I wouldn't call myself an introvert, but someone with social anxiety. I have a mild speech disorientation that makes me stutter (sometimes) and jumble words that don't correlate with the way it was formed in my mind. I really want to make friends, but I can't because I don't know what to say, I don't know how to initiate a conversation. I write way better than I talk, because I have enough time to think and craft my words the way I want. It's difficult to make friends with that, when the majority of people these days focus on one's flaws.
Crime › Re: How Male Passengers Sexually Molest Female Passengers On Board Buses by Humanoid01(m): 8:00am On Mar 15, 2020
It goes both ways. Women, especially the ones who're well aware that they have big busts, get awfully close to men and this provides contact between their busts and the men's body. Yeah, this is true because I've experienced it severally in public buses. Sometimes, I guess they don't feel it because of their brassieres and other times, it gets too obvious that I begin to doubt. Although some men enjoy it Lol, but I don't because it makes me so uncomfortable. Molestation goes both ways, the females shouldn't always play the victim card like it's something peculiar to men alone.
Romance › Re: See What I Saw In Rigasa Train Station by Humanoid01(m): 12:53am On Mar 15, 2020
Giftexx:
“Lose”
“..don’t lose this card”
Lol that guy's answer was even worse
Nairaland General › Re: Two Snakes Crawling At My Backyard by Humanoid01(m): 10:05pm On Mar 14, 2020
I hate this animal with everything in me.
Sports › Re: Will The Suspension Of All Sporting Activities Help Our Youth To Stop Betting? by Humanoid01(m): 2:46pm On Mar 13, 2020
staga:
they will enter Virtuals full time and that is where the full damage will be done.
Exactly!
This is an addiction. If what they desire isn't available, they'll opt into something close to it. Virtual, as I've heard, is worse than live betting.
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Jet Li At The Premiere Of 'Mulan' Movie by Humanoid01(m): 2:34pm On Mar 13, 2020
Mateen1000:
I guess you didn’t watch Twin Warriors
U’re the first person I’ve seen dat didn’t put dat movie in Top 3 Jet Li’s Movies
I watched it, but I can't remember much from it. I'm sure it's much older than the other three.
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Jet Li At The Premiere Of 'Mulan' Movie by Humanoid01(m): 2:20pm On Mar 13, 2020
Love this man.
The evil cult, The one, and Unleashed are my top three favourite Jet Li movies.
Sports › Re: Jurgen Klopp: Atletico Don't Play Proper Football by Humanoid01(m): 6:37am On Mar 12, 2020
Football is all about results, proper football or not.
Sports › Re: Daniele Rugani Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Humanoid01(m): 6:01am On Mar 12, 2020
modestbrowser:
Who knows him?
Lol are you for real?

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