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It is tan!!!
5 mins more.
Too bad these girls shot themselves in d foot.

Too bad they allowed them come back.

These ladies shld not Spoil my day o.

Dream team progressed already, Arsenal won...they shld pls make it a treble 4 me o.

5 mins to go...
Keep it tight at d bck ladies.
Olympic games loading!!!
They can steal our girls but they can't snatch this ticket away 4rm us.

funmijoyb:
It's only in Nigeria we have rules on Atm machines

It is everywhere my brother.

At least d ATM robbers in Nigeria are usually polite enough to snatch or ask u 4 ur money at gunpoint, In South Africa for example, d ATM robbers most times stab their victims b4 seeking 4 their money.

emekaokeke1978:
Yoruba people na wa for una life o

The level of ur tribal bigotry has so much damaged u to d extent that ur eyes are now transmitting what they did not see to ur brain.

How is Stephen Anona, who is from Njikoka in Anambra State a Yoruba man?

Evil men abound in all tribes in d Country, (just as there are good pple) but u're too blind to see.

Imported mumu.

Really?

Needless to say, it is obvious.

Now dat I know where u are coming 4rm, I promise not to frown at anything u say or do anymore.

terzurum5:
This your Liberian girls are coming to Nigeria to come and receive the final baptism of complete withdrawal from female football oooo. Pls come and welcome them.

Too bad they eventually came; only to go bck with a basket full of goals.

Their coach even boosted dat we will find it tough when we play them in two years time...He/she must be a learner.

It took d Ghanians, Cameroonians, South Africans and Equatorial Guineans about a decade to come close to us. Dat she wants to achieve in 2 years?

She must be high on some cheap ebola infested weed.

That aside, I am worried we will be going 4 our return leg in Bata without about 5 of our best players.

So sad we are on verge of not qualifing again 4 d Olympics.

terzurum5:
Chaiii this your own na him bad pass oooo. Withdraw completely? See gobe. Hope the Liberians are not reading this ?

terzurum5:
hahahahhahahhahahaha you know that kind thing now. They will be like atleast we scored, given themselves false hope.
Let them come to Nigeria and receive the final bashing jare.

No kidding....


They dare not show up 4 d return leg; by d time d Falconets finishes with them, they will withdraw 4rm women football altogether.

terzurum5:
But wait oo why did our girls let in that one goal self?

Haba. U are are wicked o

So after hammering them 7 goals at home, you still want them to go back to their various houses empty handed.

At least the solitary goal will give them d hope of turning the table around when they come around 4 d return leg.

But on a serious note, I will be very very surprised if they show up 4 d return leg.

denniece1:
Awfar the match...was it played?

Final Score: Liberia 1 VS Nigeria 7

Yetunde Adeboyejo's hat-trick and Amarachi Ojinma's brace gives the Falconets a wide lead ahead of the return leg in a fortnight in Nigeriam

Chinwendu Ihezuo and Juliet Sunday were also on the scorer's sheet.

With this heavy defeat, I don't see the Liberians coming for the return leg.

denniece1:
Awfar the match...was it played?

Final Score: Liberia 1 VS Nigeria 7

denniece1:
Awfar the match...was it played?

Final Score: Liberia 1 VS Nigeria 7

'72 min Liberia 1 VS Nigeria 4

Cutehector:
1000 ways to die

In Nigeria, it's 5000 ways to die.


But Chai, Nigerians risking their lives since 419 BC.

That's what u get when u force pple to marry who they don't like.

May d deceased rest in peace.


"The two suspects were said to have been kept till
dawn until a team of policemen from the Adekunle
division arrived in six vans".

This part got me laughing...

If indeed SIX VANS were deployed to arrest two pple then d DPO in charge must be given 91 strokes of KOBOKO.

So d Lagos State Police Command have SIX extra vans to spare and they couldn't deploy them to tackle d bandits who took Ikorodu by storm last week. SMY

Bunch of jokers, na only when they see harmless pple their bones dey strong.

[quote author=CrazyScientist post=35235540]#3.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-They are waiting to figure out ur weakness.


#6. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.


#7.It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

-and provided you have flown one before on your PlayStation .



#10.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

-Na love. Have u ever been in love?


#12.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

-especially in Yoruba movies. The funny part is that after d vigorous swerving, they will just park d car jejely a few inches 4rm a tree. Yet all d occupants will die, with blood everywhere.

#13.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

- wetin concern Boko Haram with time bomb?

#14.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-This is usually d case especially if his boss(es) is (are) trying to cover up a case. When he's in service; he mu
st obey his bosses. But when he's suspended, he will be free to investigate without having to answer to anyone.

#15. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

Bollywood!!!

#18. If aliens invade earth, the USA would be their destination and the only place they would destroy.

-Because they believe once d superpower of a nation (USA) is conquered, it'll take a domino effect on other countries.


#20. Aliens understand English.
- astronauts who disappeared in space were actually kidnapped by aliens and forced to teach them English b4 coming to earth
.

#21. When under heavy fire, all your enemies suddenly have unsteady hands and you always escape the bullets, but your own accuracy increases exponentially, that you make nothing other than head-shots

- Imagine o. Those who are on a spot with a better aim to shoot misses u, while u who is on d run makes head-shots.

#27. When you hear a weird sound from a dark corner, instead of running, you just have to check what it is
.

-That's d Oyinbos for you. Maybe be na gullibility or or bravado; I can't fathom. I trust africans sha.

#28. all the boys and men in the time when technology had not come to africa always have nice hair cuts and their hair is always well carved like the work of a clipper.

- so true. Have you seen a haircut (done by a proffessional) done with a comb and a blade? Even some barbers with their cippers can't beat it.

#30. Your clothes always come out dry even if you escaped from a sinking submarine at the bottom of the ocean.

-The fear and anxiety caused d body to generate enormous heat which then dries up d cloth.

lepasharon:
LOL she just has to stop working out then she'll be back to normal

At the level she is right now, even if she stops, there is no way she will go back to normal.

She's gone beyond repair. If she stops now she will just shrink anyhow.

Chai!!! See as person use her/him own hand reset her/his own destiny

Her days of heavy lifting has so much impacted on her life to the extent that she herself is confused as to whether he/she is male or female.

Now, this is where d problem awaits her/him; when she wants to get married. Abeg which responsible man will want to marry this THING?

All she/he can do now is to marry a woman, be d man in d relationship and adopt children.

Trust me folks, there is now way back for her, she's tan!!! (As in Finished)

preizton:
Oga FFK is in the best position to tell u where the changing of colour started, cos you are mentioning where you can see and not where he (FFK) can see.

That's true.

It's only the owner of a pair of shoes, those who knows d owner, and d cobbler who knows the correct colour and condition of a shoe before d cobbler began to work on it.

Oga FFK should know.

preizton:
Is the lady a brand ambassador for a bleaching company?

Pls don't insult d lady, she was actually born an albino. But now she is trying to change her complexion to black; she started with her knees.

Meeeenh!!! This is some serious act of professional butchery; he must be working in an abattoir.

But the heart of a man is indeed deceitful above all things,, and desperately wicked sha.

Humans are more vulnerable to fall prey to those close to us (as we lower our guard when around them) than outsiders.

May God expose and deliver us from all evil minded people lurking around us before they harm us.

OneNaira6:
AGAIN!!!! This people refuse to enter 21st century. Backwards yoloba

Okija shrine and the Otokoto sagas are still fresh in our memories. So before you hurl ur tribal insults, look at yourself closely.

Evil is everywhere in d country, but in different forms.

The fact that these discoveries are bn made in both Oyo and Ogun for example, goes a long way to show that the pple are working closely with d police to rid their land of evil.

All we need to do is to expose these pple, and come together and pray dat God rids our country of all evil.

CFCfan:
And she's a mother of 4 kids. In fact, she is 18 years older than the youngest member of the US squad.

Perpetual Nkwocha should be over20 years older than the youngest member of the our team too (eg Dike).

A mother of 4 kids? Wow, dat's huge. And she's still got a decent stature?

Imagine what our very own mama Perpetual Nkwocha will look like after 3 kids. But I know mama should be around 45 now, so deep down, she knows she still owns d record.

robosky02:
at least theres something to cheer:

Nkwocha become Nigeria’s first woman ‘Centurion’ (100 caps) when she came in for Oparanozie against Australia, in a surprise 2-0 defeat, she also became the oldest player in the history of the FIFA Women’s World Cup, at 39 years and 19 days. The previous older of the record, Meg of Brazil, was 39 years 18 days when she featured at the 1995 finals in Sweden

(She also became the oldest player in the history of the FIFA Women’s World Cup, at 39 years and 19 days). And she lost d record within one week. She lost it to the American no 3, Rampone; who clocks 40 next week.

Another failed attempt to perform at the world stage.

Okon should be fired straight away. A better coach would have maximised d little talent at his disposal and performed better in dis group. Apart 4rm d fact dat he's tactically inept, his mentality is shallow.

When they levelled up against Sweden and began to waste time and eventually began to celebrate after d draw; d 1st question I asked those I watched d match with was 'did we miss their 1st two group matches'? Maybe they thought 1 pt was enough (Maybe they thought d result of d last friendly they won 9-0 will be added to dat one point)

RIO is another opportunity to get things right. I hope we get an easier group.

I hope we get a better coach.

Better preparation with grade A friendlies.

OkikiOluwa1:
The only explanation NFF ll give me for retaining Keshi & if they ll retain Edwin Okon is if they say they retained them cos they can't afford salary of better coaches.
Last Bullet

Gbam!!!

My thought exactly.

taiwo0000:
Abeg na wish station dey show cos gotv no dey show am at all??
Anybody pls??

If u are close to Ogun State, try OGTV or try any local NTA station (except d one on GOTV or DSTV)

Nigeria36:
To impeach, u need a full house, dullard like the dullard of daura.

Just like I replied ur brother 4rm d same mother: I know you Tanoids are still bitter about your massive defeat at d last elections, as such, I won't respond to d abusive word u directed at me and His Excellency so as not to rub salt on ur injury.

Your choice of words shows that you are a toddler when it comes to politics in Nigeria.

It shows you are one of d kids that were born in the early 90s. because if you are not, u shld have known by now that when it comes to the political game of numbers, the person with the Executive power rules.

Ask Ladoja, Ask Dariye.

It's just dat I know the Buhari led-govt will not allow d lawlessness that characterised the PDP reign; so it might not happen under his watch. But that is not to say that it's impossible if someone becomes a nuisance.

chukwudi44:
ode you cant impeach either of them without the 2/3 majority.Their election requires simple majority but 2/3 majority is needed for impeachment. Saraki-Ekweremadu is what you APC people would have to learn to livw with till 2019 pele

Chuwku44, I know you Tanoids are still bitter about your massive defeat at d last elections, as such, I won't respond to d abusive word u directed at me so as not to rub salt on ur injury.

So u have not seen Speakers of State Assemblies getting impeached with less than d lawful quorum in Nigeria?

Though it will be difficult to pull it off at the Federal level, but believe me or not, it is very possible.

Mark my words; except Ekweremadu decamps to APC, plays it gentle, or Saraki decamps to d PDP with a sizable APC Senators, he (Ekweremadu) won't last that long.

MarvellousGod:
Since USA 'played draw' with Sweden and we too played same draw with sweden, I feel both USA and Nigeria stand equal chance, none seems more superior. .

I hope we win shaa

Pls what was the score for US vs Australia?

3-1 in favour of USA.

And 4 ur info dearie, football is not forecasted that way ("Since USA 'played draw' with Sweden and we too played same draw with sweden, I feel both USA and Nigeria stand equal chance, none seems more superior". . ).

It is how u setup and play on d match-day that determines d outcome.

As a patriotic Nigerian, I really do pray that our girls are able to shock d Americans. I am just not getting my hopes up ; I'm too young to suffer cardiac arrest.