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Romance › Re: Only A Real Woman Would See This And Still Stick With You....true Or False? by humberjade: 9:12am On May 04, 2015
But on a more serious note, if d woman sees d potential in d guy, if d guy is hard working and if their relationship has reached a point of no return (i.e they have a child or abt 10 yr relationship), then I guess d woman will stay.

It can happen to anyone, as long as it doesn't last for months (if it is temporary due to an ongoing project), d woman go understand.
Romance › Re: Only A Real Woman Would See This And Still Stick With You....true Or False? by humberjade: 9:01am On May 04, 2015
All d guy needs to do is to tell the woman dat he invested it or lament dat he's building his own house, that d house is gulping more than he anticipated...Trust me, d babe go withdraw money 4rm her own account join grin

Though not all women will fall 4 dis, but lots of them will, especially after taking them to an uncompleted building; one dat work has stalled.
Politics › Re: Photo: The New PDP National HQ... An Abandoned Project? by humberjade: 8:41am On May 04, 2015
All they will do is to order d 16 PDP state governors to raise and contribute 2 billion each to complete d project.

Plus feelers 4rm d PDP camp suggests dat an outgoing governor 4rm d South-South will become d next PDP Chairman. And trust me, those guys are stinkingly rich, so I guess d project will not be abandoned.

And with d huge sum those guys have stolen from states' coffers, completing it will be a piece of cake. Even Akpabio can complete it himself.
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by humberjade: 12:11pm On May 03, 2015
dhammyg:
SO ACCORDING TO U ALL WOMEN DONT ENJOY SPORTSangry
U BETTER COMOT FOR MY SIGHT WITH UR MYOPIC REASONING.AM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD THIS MORNINGangryangryangry
D guy just dey joke ni, u know...Oya no vex...But it's got some elements of truth in it (Now hear me out before u start bashing me too).

Though women's passion 4 sports is growing at a rapid rate due to d fact dat more women now participate in various sports, but violent sports (that most times lead to bloodshed), like boxing, still lacks the followership that other sports attracts among womenfolk (Nigerians).

Maybe dat's wat he wanted to say.

But this one wey u no dey gud mood, hope say u no put ur money on top Pacquiao ooo.

If that's d case, pele, shit happens.

Oya put a smile on ur face, no matter condition, feyin e grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience As A Church Worker For 6months by humberjade: 11:41am On May 03, 2015
classicB:
As a born introvert, i decided to join the church work force six months ago to get more used to people and also to work on the shy part of me.
Two of my sisters are in the church choir and they have both gisted me of how the supposed brother and sisters of God use to continually have sex with each other cry
We are only four girls out of almost 25 guys in my subgroup and to be sincere, all these people are really nice and most times don't bother we girls too much on works to be done.
The problem now is reality is beginning to show itself as some guys in the choir have already started eyeing me, i don't mind them anyway and I guess they must have assumed me to be an easily convinced type of girl just because of the way I smile grin
One is always trying to get my attention in church while the other will not stop disturbing me on whatsaap embarassed
The same me that thought of joining the church choir is already having a rethink of going back to my former self as a bench warmer grin I seriously cannot be a part of this kind of hypocritical act going on right in the church of God. I told my boyfriend about it and it doesn't seem new or surprising to him, it's like this is now the new trend in churches.
I don't know the kind of Christian we call ourself but having sex with Co workers right in. Church is just not done, in most cases the girls are at the loosing end cos every guy in church will know how that guy slept with you and they will probably wanna get under her skirt too cry
You know all this immoral acts happens in that church and you are still worship there.

I wonder if prayers are still answered in dat church, because if those (workers, especially d choristers) who are suppose to working with d Pastor are so morally dirty, how then will d Holy Spirit dwell in their midst...How will d congregation experience signs and wonders?

And if d Pastor is privy to happenings in d church, and his anointing begins to dwindle, he'll start fasting and praying fervently, thinking he's at fault for dearth of signs and wonders, not knowing that it is d workers dat are polluting d church.

I am not against relationships btw workers in d church, as long as good intentions are tied to it, but when it bcomes a game, then it's totally disgusting.
Travel › Re: Arik Air Suspending Operations Due To Fuel Scarcity by humberjade: 2:44pm On May 02, 2015
It is only in Nigeria u see governance paralysing because power is about ot change hands.

'it's non of my business'/ 'That's ur punishment 4 voting me out' ....I am very sure those are d words dat will be going thru GEJ's mind right now.

They have no time 4 Nigerians now, as they are busy with the treasury now.
Politics › Re: Hate Campaign: Buhari Fights Back, Bars AIT From Covering His Activities by humberjade: 10:11pm On Apr 27, 2015
WisdomFlakes:
Payback's a bit.ch cool

Ait threw all ethics to the wind during the presidential campaign. They should emulate Channels tv.
When u have a scammer in Dr Raymond Dopkesi, as CEO that's wat u get...He duped d nation, so he had no choice but to play it dirty in order to cover up his misdeed.

Just like FFK, he just got burnt. grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Appointed As Chairman Of SEC By President Jonathan by humberjade: 10:01pm On Apr 27, 2015
Jman06:
Before you spread further lies against GEJ, get yourself better informed. GEJ didn't sack Femi Thomas but his tenure ended so he had to go. Besides his replacement is a Yoruba person, so stop reading unnecessary meaning into every action of the President. Thank you.
Well just so u knw, 'sacks and relieved' were d words used in d caption and body of d story by two newspapers on their web pages.
Politics › Re: Olufemi A. Akingbade Appointed As NHIS Acting Chief Executive Officer by humberjade: 9:33pm On Apr 27, 2015
Gejpresident:
tank u Gej


Buhari must fail

as he wished u ungovernable government 2011

so shall he had it rough as stormy sea

Amen
Chai, o boyyyyy see beefing...

If Buhari no fail, make una go fail now.

Show me who ur friend is, and I'll tell u who u are...Like GEJ like him followers; always blaming others for his incompetence and misfortune.

Na Buhari talk sey make him no fulfill him promise on Electricity?

Na Buhari turn our Economy upside down?

Na Buhari talk sey make him dey disrespect him benefactors?

Na Buhari talk sey make him ministers corrupt.

Na Buhari talk sey make him delay d counterattack against d BH boys?

Na Buhari talk sey make him marry UMBLELLA, wey just dey mis-talk everywhere?

Trust me, if he (GEJ) had delivered on just stable power supply, despite d Boko Haram menace, he wld have won, because just dat will affect other sectors positively.

He just didn't perform in any of sectors thru which Nigerians judge their leaders, amd he was voted out... Power, Economy Jobs, Security etc Safe 4 agriculture.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Appointed As Chairman Of SEC By President Jonathan by humberjade: 8:46pm On Apr 27, 2015
CriticalThought:
I am not vexing for you, but we on the outside dont really know what goes on in the corridors of power. We see headlines on politically controlled newspapers and form our opinions. God will bless our hustle

Enjoy the rest of your day
Ok, I hear u...

Amen...

U too.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Appointed As Chairman Of SEC By President Jonathan by humberjade: 8:17pm On Apr 27, 2015
CriticalThought:
Why do you think he is high?, just because he lost an election therefore, he should stop doing the job he was elected to do. Please park well
My guy, why u dey take am P now? grin

Okay no vex, I don park well.

Me no talk sey make him no do him job, he should not just take steps that will make him lose
d little respect he has left, or d ones dat will land him in trouble.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Appointed As Chairman Of SEC By President Jonathan by humberjade: 8:10pm On Apr 27, 2015
stevecantrell:
Oh really ! huh

He sacked Femi Thomas ?
Wow ! Talk about sour grapes..

Lolz !!! Goodbye GEJ, you're not the hero a confused few call you.

Goodbye to your tribalism and nepotism.

These guys should enjoy their 30 days on their new seats, these appointments will be sharply reviewed on June 1st.
Abi now

He should not just take steps that will make him lose d little respect he has left, d ones dat will land him in trouble.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Appointed As Chairman Of SEC By President Jonathan by humberjade: 7:40pm On Apr 27, 2015
Mr President must be high on the same thing that led to his dismal performance in office.

One can't help but laugh at all these injury time firing and appointing of pple by GEJ...

What exactly is Mr President trying to prove at d twilight of his admin, when he knws fully well that these appointments will not last two months...SMY

He just sacked the National Health Insurance Scheme (NHIS), Dr. Femi Thomas boss too.
Politics › Re: PHOTO: Ogun State Sign The Intercity Rail Network Of Ogun State by humberjade: 7:23pm On Apr 27, 2015
Cool...it'll further boost d economy of my dear state.

But will it be 4 d normal locomotive trains or d light rail trains?

If it's 4 d latter, then d question of how it will be powered comes in.

Except a special power station is built 4 it sha.
Politics › Re: Jonathan To Be Appointed U.N Global Crises Envoy by humberjade: 7:19pm On Apr 27, 2015
SeverusSnape:
This your source is something else.
grin

I'll be happy for and proud him if he's given such a huge position in d UN, it will only mean the West saw what we didn't see in him.
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Nominated For BBC world Footballer Of The Year by humberjade: 9:13pm On Apr 26, 2015
denniece1:
2 goals and 2 assists actually
Thanks 4 dat...
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Nominated For BBC world Footballer Of The Year by humberjade:
She deserves it... She notched a goal and an assist in Liverpool's 2-1 win over Man City dis evening.

Two goals and two assists to her name in four league appearances 4 Liverpool Ladies dis season.

Liverpool has won d two matches which Oshoala has scored in, and lost d oda two in which she failed to score.

*corrected
Politics › Re: 13 Incumbent And Former Governors Emerge Senators-elect In Nigeria by humberjade: 7:23pm On Apr 26, 2015
ozoigbondu:
Our governors are greedy undecided.After looting their states they move into the houae where they earn millions for doing absoultley nothing useful to the common man
Most of them (former or outgoing govs) go to the National Assembly because of immunity; to cover their tracks, and maybe 4 fear of becoming politically irrelevant.
Politics › Re: Alhassan Rejects Taraba Governorship Election Results, Calls It Daylight Robbery by humberjade: 6:29pm On Apr 26, 2015
IbokUtoroh:
:HAS u pinis clyings?
do u wanting hankerthIEF to tek wipe ur tears?








oya mama ola give am 10packs of cleaning material alias hanky!
grin

Silence shld have bn my response, but I just want u to knw u will need it (a towel will do though ) more in d course of d next 4 years.

It is ur self acclaimed biggest party in Africa (PDP) and its members dat shld be in mourning (albeit they won't because they've milked d country dry), considering their huge failure in d last election (4rm National to Regional), chai, now that's some bashing. grin
Politics › Re: Alhassan Rejects Taraba Governorship Election Results, Calls It Daylight Robbery by humberjade: 5:06pm On Apr 26, 2015
soe:
sha rap...APC will always defend their rights...
APC will always stand against oppression
APC is never scared of Justice.

PDP is the opposite
You just spoke my mind...It's only a mumu dat concede defeat when he or she feel cheated.

Till tomorrow, d PDP candidate in Ogun State is yet to concede defeat.

Even d PDP candidate in d Osun State governorship election, Omisore went to d tribunal but failed.

So stop forming sportsmen, since we know PDP are 2nd to none in rigging.

All these children of beef, anger and hatred shld just get over it and move on (GEJ has), four years is too long a time to be hating.
Health › Re: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by humberjade: 12:45pm On Apr 26, 2015
themodernman:
"I swear I still love him"
grin

In an Ijebu Man's voice, I say 'wen ne problemu, encouragement wen ned'... meaning 'u have no problem, it's my encouragement u need'.

Keep it up, d dog dat is destined to get lost will never listen to d whistle of a hunter.

I knw u're a guy and same applies to guys too, so beware!!!
Health › Re: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by humberjade: 12:09pm On Apr 26, 2015
I am sure dat lady must have noticed d anger in him and probably continued with d relationship, thinking he will one day change, all in d name of luv. Too bad for her.

That's wat I keep telling my female friends; keep away 4rm violent guys, a guy who slaps u at any little provocation...in little or no time he'll start using his belt on u.

One day when u're fed up with his maltreatment, u try to defend urself, he gets angrier and uses a more dangerous weapon on u, and d course of d buhaha, one of u ends up dead.

Anger like any oda behaviour (or trait) is like smoke no matter how hard u try to hide it, it'll definitely one reveal itself.

Pls quit any violent relationship u are in right now, and run far away 4rm ur partner b4 u get hurt or worse.

I wish d lady speedy recovery, and d guy d maximum sentence this act of his deserves.
Politics › Re: Over 2, 000 Boko Haram Terrorists Force Soldiers To Flee Lake Chad by humberjade: 3:51pm On Apr 25, 2015
2000? shocked

So wat hs the Nigerian Army and its colleagues from d neighbouring countries bn killing?
Crime › Re: Peacemaker Stabbed To Death While Settling Fight Between His Neighbors by humberjade: 9:12am On Apr 25, 2015
[quote author=Teempakguy post=33085952][/quote]Hahahaha...funny you

But shey u knw dat d deeds of a man follows him wherever he goes... And with d testimonies of d pple around him, it shows he was a good man.

Though dat doesn't mean he wasn't a sinner and shld make heaven. But our God is a merciful God and His mercy triumph over judgment.

In some parlance, it is believed dat wat pple say abt u when u are gone might change d direction of where u're headed in d afterlife.
Crime › Re: Peacemaker Stabbed To Death While Settling Fight Between His Neighbors by humberjade: 8:31am On Apr 25, 2015
You kill a cop, u're finished...U kill a friend of d police, na serious yawa be dat... Mr Chinonso is in 4 it big time.

That's why I hate arguing with pple, not to talk of fighting...Whenever I think a soccer argument (which is d one I do d most) is drifting into a heated argument, I walk away.

I don't interfere in rifts, I have seen so many good samaritans get burnt. And I have also seen many friendly and healthy arguments turn bad.

1 Peter 5:8
"Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour". Or who to take advantage of...and he does it most thru ANGER.

RIP Mr Kunle Abiola...May ur good heart give u access to heaven.
Politics › Re: 17 Major Generals, 14 Brigadier Generals Retired From Nigerian Army by humberjade: 7:56am On Apr 25, 2015
But a thought just came to mind; wat if all these compulsory retirement of these security chiefs is to pave way for what might transpire btw now and May 29.

You know when a politician takes a step or makes a decision in this complicated polity of us...one needs to sieve it thoroughly to make sure it is void of any conspiracy.

But I perish that thought in Jesus Name.
Politics › Re: 17 Major Generals, 14 Brigadier Generals Retired From Nigerian Army by humberjade: 7:37am On Apr 25, 2015
This might not even be connected to d scenarios that played out in d last Gen Elections u know...Forget about Abba's sack.

This might be measures taken to prevent military coup from taking place. OBJ did same immediately he got elected; he retired lots of military personnel that he felt might want to topple his govt.

The only suspicion in this is dat it is taking place at the twilight of an administration...
Politics › Re: SHOCK As #bringbackourgirls Founder Gets A Pat On The Back From Buhari by humberjade: 11:53pm On Apr 23, 2015
deletrue:
very childlsh
Whatever... grin

Another son of hate and anger on d loose...SMH
Politics › Re: Suswam Present 8 SUV To Ortom, Benue Governor Elect by humberjade: 11:29pm On Apr 23, 2015
Someone is looking 4 soft landing here ooooo...grin

Oh I get it, maybe our man has milked d Benue State treasury dry, and gave him those vehicles in order to prevent d in-coming governor and his team from walking while carrying out their official duties in d 1st few weeks of d nxt regime, b4 dem begin generate anoda revenue. So d philanthropist come borrow d state money to buy those cars from him own pocket...Genius!!!

My guy na bamboo dem go use measure ur jail term!!! grin
Politics › Re: SHOCK As #bringbackourgirls Founder Gets A Pat On The Back From Buhari by humberjade: 10:00pm On Apr 23, 2015
nortcentrallord:
These are the kinds of stewpid comments you folks make that makes the soldiers think they are demi gods in Nigeria. When the punish you with frog jump in front of your gf even when you have done nothing now, you will run to NL to cry.
You don't worry about that, I am used to it, I spent six years in a military school, so frog jumping, planting ur pot, rolling on wet elephant grass in d morning, crawling on a tarred road and d odas are nothing to me; I have experienced them all.
grin

Now on a more serious note, d reason I like these guys is that they get to instill discipline in d society.

They don't hesitate to take action when d need arises, unlike GEJ who waited for ever b4 tackling d Boko Haram menace. He waited until they grew wings b4 tackling them, losing thousands of lives in d process.

A military man will never allow that, they nip it in d bud b4 it grows wings.
Politics › Re: Buhari Relocates To Defence House In Maitama, Abuja by humberjade: 9:28pm On Apr 23, 2015
Mogidi:
Good to know he takes his personal security and welfare seriously.
Watch your back I say, beware of Tea prepared by Tinubu or Osinbanjo.

Sai baba
Chai, pple just dey beef this Tinubu guy sha, na wa o. Just because of sey him coordinate d unsitting of an incumbent? grin

Na God elevate am now, so why d beefing now? Until God finishes with him, no amount of hate can pull him down.
Politics › Re: SHOCK As #bringbackourgirls Founder Gets A Pat On The Back From Buhari by humberjade: 9:18pm On Apr 23, 2015
theV0ice:
Don't mind the children of hate and anger as one of my friends described them.

Let them keep lamenting......

Our hydro-electric dams need water to turn the motors to generate electricity cheesy

Their tears can be put to good use cheesy
Abi now grin

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