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Politics › Re: 5 Reasons Why The Saraki And Ekweremadu Partnership Won't Last by humberjade: 5:22pm On Jun 16, 2015
Ezenwammadu:
APC has 59 senators while PDP has 49.To impeach a speaker you neef 2/3 which is 72 votes.Neither APC or PDP has that
We are still in Nigeria bro. Have u forgotten that the election that got Saraki elected as d Senate President was without d over 50 Senators who were away to meet with Buhari (therefore disenfranchising them).

So if such election could stand, hell will not break loose if we wake up one day to hear that the 59 APC Senators got to the NASS early in d morning to impeach either Saraki or Ekweremadu.

That 2/3 of a thing rarely works in dis country when it comes to impeachment bro. And if it does work, it will be in favour of d ruling party.
Politics › Re: Serve Nigerians, Not My Husband, Aishat Tells Buhari’s Aides by humberjade: 8:39am On Jun 15, 2015
xcolanto:
“If you wanted to see the President’s wife, you will pay $30,000 or $50,000 and if you are seeing the President, you will pay all that you have saved in your lifetime."

What a silly thing to say! Am sure she must have seen then president GEJ and his wife a couple of times before her pompous self got into power, so how much did she pay?
If her claims were to be true, she wouldn't be able to afford a 10 million naira watch! Dullness indeed runs in the family!
What is dis one saying?

Finally meeting someone who didn't wait to receive common sense 4rm God.

May God have Messi on u... oh sorry, mercy on u and bless u with some.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs USA : Women's World Cup ( 0 - 1) On 17th July 2015 by humberjade: 7:49am On Jun 15, 2015
I was initially a little bit (though very slim) optimistic abt our chances against d American ladies. But with d ban on d no nonsense Ugo Njoku, I have lost d little hope in them.

Ohale will be so dribbled by Leroux ehn; she will wish she'd chosen d game of Table-Tennis instead of football. And if she defends like she did against Aussie, I see her conceding a PK.

And with d way we defend set-piece ehn, Wambach might just get those elusive goals after all (hat-trick maybe).

Oh I remember, As for Rapinoe's mesmerising moves, oh my God...make I just keep quiet.

If Nig won dis match, then it wld have bn dat the technically inept Okon had bn replaced.
Politics › Re: Heads Of States In Africa At AU Summit (photo) by humberjade: 7:19am On Jun 15, 2015
mustymatic:
AND ALL WITHOUT MINISTERS: ●Muhammadu Buhari, President of Nigeria, has set world record in 10 days in office with his diplomatic shuttles focusing on Security and revamping the economy. ●He has been to Chad and Niger. He has been to Germany for G7 Summit, Sent Osinbajo to Sudan, Hosted Chad Basin Commission Heads of States Summit still on security, Off to AU Summit in South Africa. ●Dealing with oil thieves and already recovered over $3b dollars within 10 days. Getting the oil thieves to bring the diverted fuel and other products through the crude swap into the country which is why the fuel scarcity is no longer as bad as it was 3 weeks ago even with the refusal of marketers to import. ●DSS is investigating NNPC GMD and all the officials and suddenly we are told PH refinery will work by June 30. ●He has directed Salaries and Wages Commission to begin the process of downward review of salaries and allowances of executive, judicial and legislative officers. ●He has given directive to governors and Prison Service to work to decongest the Prisons. ●He has held briefing session with Permanent Secretaries. Currently, he is chairing the AU 25th Summit s Security Committee in S/Africa. PDP MEMBERS SHOULD KNOW THAT WHEN CRITICISM IS A TOOL FOR VENGEANCE IT LOSES CREDIBILITY.
Please educate them o.
Politics › Re: Heads Of States In Africa At AU Summit (photo) by humberjade: 7:12am On Jun 15, 2015
buygala:
Baba West Germany our Instagram President sad


Pishure of PMB without sirens

Pishure of Aisha at Presidential dinner

Pishure of PMB arriving West Germany

Pishure of PMB at Yugoslavia conference

Pishure of PMB dancing Skelewu on the Berlin Wall

Pishure of PMB being received by orphans in Czechoslovakia

Now PMB has the presidency, he seems to be at a total loss as to what to do with it undecided....

The most painful part is.... Not only did I whole-heartedly vote for this dude, I vigorously campaigned for others to vote for him sad .... The political stagnancy since May 29 is now making me wonder if I might as well have voted for one of his cows instead angry

Muhammadu, please stop all the paparazzi and give the peeps who voted for you something to hold their head high about sad

CLOSE THE FUCCKING GAP-TOOTH AND GET TO WORK angry angry angry
Well, only biased soul will see his travelling as unnecessary, because as far as I am concerned, he's just trying to fix d mess dat GEJ created.

Since Buhari bcame President, we're fast winning back the respect, goodwill and cooperation which d GEJ led-govt lost.

And 4 d bad belles, how on earth do u expect a new govt to hit d ground running when d clueless and corrupt out-bulldozed govt refused to provide it with info on d situation of things?

I knw, I get it...It must be strange and diff bn in d opposition...arrrggghhh!!!!...d strain...d pain....d anguish....one wld need where to let out d steam.

Just be constructive in ur criticism, and don't lose steam too early because u'll need it in d build up to d 2019 elections.

Best of luck.
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa's Hubby Impregnates Ex Girlfriend by humberjade: 8:23am On Jun 14, 2015
Papyamanda:
But can we really blame him? This guy grudgingly married Toke. Yes I can
say it now, I sensed the unwillingness throughout their so called "secret
marriage". Go back to view the pics from that wedding and u would see his
blank look and aloofness. His demeanor was offside, like someone forced
him into it.
Toke, perhaps your busy life and job allowed this to happen. Not an excuse
though, because a guy that will cheat will do so even if u are a house wife.
But I think this guy wasn't ready to be dragged down the Isle, but had to
save ur face because of embarrassment. Now whathuh
I don't see Toke getting out of this mess. Here's a lady who gives tips on
relationships and all that, this is a slap on her face and personality. This
will undermine her public status and will confine the topics she'll discuss in
public. Maje has succeeded in making Toke a laughing stock amongst her
crew.
On point.
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa's Hubby Impregnates Ex Girlfriend by humberjade:
EverestdeBliu:
and u think it should make Fp? Now what do u expect? oh I see,we should criticise the guy,blame Toke and insult the mama to be,huh? Isn't it high time WE started taking our eyes off people's private lives,and stop eavesdropping into their personal affairs regardless of whether they are celebrities or not. We all love privacy,and feels sad whenever that privacy is been encroached. Will our discussion here change the situation? Okay u'd say its for us to learn,learn about what exactly?
As long as one is a public figure, his or her private life becomes public...So whoever wants his/her private life to remain private, shld remain a private figure.

It is stuff like these dat makes Entertainment Journalism tick.

After all, these stars are usually d ones who put themselves into public light.

When their partners proposes to them they post it on FB, when they get married they make sure HIPTV covers it, when they go on vacation in d caribbeans in their bikinis they lay it bare on Instagram 4 d whole world to see...

When they cough, sneeze or poos they tell d whole world about it, so it's only naturally they face bad press when things aren't going their way.
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa's Hubby Impregnates Ex Girlfriend by humberjade: 8:07am On Jun 14, 2015
Man's unquenchable thirst for sexual pleasure will continue to push men into extra-marital affairs.

So It's in man's DNA to cheat; reason why a man will leave his dashing wife 4 a wowo woman.

I must state here that it takes grace and self-discipline 4 a man to stick to one woman.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Chad:AFCON Qualifier (2 - 0) On 13th June 2015 by humberjade: 5:44pm On Jun 13, 2015
hustla:
Which channel dey show am abeg?
AIT on startimes
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Chad:AFCON Qualifier (2 - 0) On 13th June 2015 by humberjade: 5:11pm On Jun 13, 2015
Physika:
Mehn...
Ws waitin fr som1 to gist us abt d match..
Bur ur comment says it all..

cry cry cry
No kidding bro.

Even with d way this Chadians shoots on target whenever they make their way into our 18 yard, I won't be surprised if one of them squeezes it way into the net.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Chad:AFCON Qualifier (2 - 0) On 13th June 2015 by humberjade: 5:03pm On Jun 13, 2015
airmark:
We need a quality foreign tactician, we can't be playing like elkanemi warriors and think we can succeed in Africa. Our local coaches have been hanging on only luck to succeed. Imagine Chad scaring us on our ground.
I am with you on this bro. But I don't think we can afford one, especially now that we have a govt which seem prudent in place.

I suggest we go for Hervé Renard. He's won two nations cups in 4 years. We should try him.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Chad:AFCON Qualifier (2 - 0) On 13th June 2015 by humberjade: 4:55pm On Jun 13, 2015
This match is boring ehn.

I can't believe I wasted and still wasting my fuel to watch 3 boring Nigerian national teams 3 days consecutively.

All our coaches seem clueless to me in their tactics & team selection.

I'll rather switch channel to watch EUROs qualifiers at 5pm, than continue to watch dis boring match.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: Women's World Cup (0 - 2) On 13th June 2015 by humberjade: 12:23am On Jun 13, 2015
gibzzhd:
the only person I'm sorry 4 is mama nwkocha.I smell Ego in oshola game because she plays 4 common Liverpool ladies.who is Liverpool compare 2 Chelsea, man city,Birmingham& Everton ladies or even Arsenal ladies d greatest English women side.
if na u-20 na dem go reach finial. cheaters. make dem cheat na........
Really? Tell me something.

Do u even know that d Liverpool ladies are d defending Champions of the league in England?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by humberjade: 7:50am On Jun 07, 2015
Omo, this puff puff of a guy, sorry Popov na terrorist o.grin
Him wan kill am?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by humberjade: 7:05am On Jun 07, 2015
bobbito:
Guys, win or lose we will still qualify. Make una nor fear, no shaking. But for me, I will prefer we come out third place so that we will face Serbia instead of coming second and facing Germany
I just think the players are so sure of themselves against d Germans. If not, they will be playing 4 a draw.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by humberjade: 6:59am On Jun 07, 2015
olanov78:
Germany is 1st in Group F, If we finish 2nd in Group E, we will meet them
Correct.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by humberjade: 6:55am On Jun 07, 2015
OLEBRUKU:
This is how the round of 16 fixtures would be. Naija to play Austria if we should win Hungary.
There is no two way about it; we're facing Germany if we win this match.

Check again bro. This will help.


m.fifa.com/u20worldcup/groups/index.html

m.fifa.com/u20worldcup/matches/index.html
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by humberjade: 6:43am On Jun 07, 2015
I wonder what is wrong with Musa Mohammed's right foot; his crosses, which used to be one of his greatest weapons has now become toothless.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by humberjade: 6:42am On Jun 07, 2015
As we all dey here dey celebrate the goal, I hope we are ready 4 d German Machine? grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by humberjade: 6:36am On Jun 07, 2015
Awo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At last!!!!!!!
Long overdue.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by humberjade: 1:37am On Jun 07, 2015
DrTee1:
My email is goalronaldo@hotmail.com.

Please help a needy soul of you have any way out.

N.B: I've called that glo number on the Startimes advert. It wasn't picked.

The bad part is that people in Ado, the state capital, don't even need the outside antenna before enjoying Startimes. So I ask, is Startimes designed only for people in Urban areas and State Capitalshuh
Startimes uses the NTA facility in each state or town where they offer their services; dat's d main reason why those in in Ado, the state capital, don't need d external antenna b4 enjoying Startimes.

My advice is this, if any NTA local station is close to ur place, try and turn ur external antenna towards that direction. U shld get a stronger signal If d station is close to ur place.

Another advice, if u have another external antenna (other than d one u bought 4rm startimes) dat picks AIT or STV, connect it to ur decoder and tune d booster until d signal become stronger.

If all these fail to work, search for startimes on facebook; they reply often thru dat channel.

Best of luck bro.
Politics › Re: Speakership: Gbajabiamila Wins APC Primaries by humberjade:
chukwudi44:
PDP wold all vote for one candidate and I bet you it would not be Gbajabiamila.Now is time for PDP to liase with Dogara and re-enact the Mulikat-Tambuwal scenario
You seriously think some Judas-es in d PDP will not want to align with the ruling party?

Moreover, Tambuwal was able to win the speakership election because of his popularity over dat of Mulikat in d house. The same popularity and clout Gbaja have over Dogara.

Plus, who is this Dogara sef...Who sabi am and him work for house since him don dey there?

And remember, PDP is still a divided house.
Politics › Re: Speakership: Gbajabiamila Wins APC Primaries by humberjade: 5:44pm On Jun 06, 2015
Rockyheight:
Congrats to the new speaker of the house of rep. Hon dagora. I can bet with my balls that he will get all the pdp votes. Gbaja is going nowhere. APC should have allowed the decision to be made in the house. Now pdp will never support the APC anointed candidate. And for the other parties they are off shoot of pdp. So you can guess how they will vote.
I hope u have spare balls at home sha, because I wonder how u will cope when Gbaja eventually becomes d speaker?

because I am convinced he will win; even if it'll be by a vote.
Politics › Re: Speakership: Gbajabiamila Wins APC Primaries by humberjade: 5:36pm On Jun 06, 2015
chukwudi44:
congrats to him bit he has to win the NASS election to emerge speaker,i54 is way short of the 180 votes he needs to emerge speaker.Unless PDP votes for him ,he is going no where
If Gbaja Femi does not lose any of 154 dat voted for him in the run-in to the election proper, he'll get a further 26 votes he needs to win during d finale.

He's got d clout in d house to pull it off. Though it'll be tough, but he'll do it.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by humberjade: 9:48pm On Jun 04, 2015
wordychap:
Bros its better to draw n come third in d group thereby avoiding German machines grin
Even at that, they will most likely face the Portuguese in d next round. So either way, na roast dem dey if they fail to buckle up.

If they are really serious about winning d title, they should be ready to face any country.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (4 - 0) U-20 World Cup On June 4th 2015 by humberjade: 6:31am On Jun 04, 2015
What a screamer!!!!!!!!!!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (4 - 0) U-20 World Cup On June 4th 2015 by humberjade: 5:48am On Jun 04, 2015
O boy!!! See two-legged tackles everywhere, These Koreans aren't smiling at all.

The fear of bn condemned to submarine-launched ballistic missiles (SLBM) when they return to Pyongyang is beginning of wisdom.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (4 - 0) U-20 World Cup On June 4th 2015 by humberjade: 5:21am On Jun 04, 2015
With what I have seen so far, this Korean team aren't dat bad...at least not as bad as they painted them.

They've limited our chances in d final third, thus, we need to make use of the few dat come our way...at least until we break d deadlock.
Politics › Re: Thugs Block Roads Leading To Ekiti by humberjade: 1:57pm On Jun 03, 2015
These Fayose guys are just fooling around...If d Buhari-led govt is hell bent on making sure he's impeached b4 Fri, thousands of these touts can't stop them. All they need do is to do it the old PDP way (OBJ's way).

Can these barricades stop the Nigerian Army 4rm
mounting a huge shield around the State House of Assembly while HELICOPTERS drop the 19 APC Lawmakers to carry out their impeachment plot? Hell no!!!

I so much want this man (Fayose) to pay direly 4 campaigning with such an unprecedented bitterness(even way beyond d candidate himself(GEJ)); to d point of wishing another dead .

I want it so that it will be a lesson to future politicians that you can't all in d name of serving d pple, campaign with such rascality and get away with it.

However, if his pple are so passionate abt him as we read abt it, then they shld just let him be. After all, every people deserve d kinda leader they get.
As forcing his impeachment will lead to total breakdown of law and order, and when it does, d innocent dies. And no innocent deserves to die for any politician, at least not 4 a Fayose.

Karma awaits him in d future if he truly deserves one.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by humberjade: 12:32pm On Jun 01, 2015
Segadem:
I think we can still qualify as a best looser (@ worst)
Yeah, u are right...

But just qualifying for d next round is not d major thing now.

The koko his dat, nothing short of at least getting to d SF will be applauded considering their pre-tourney hype.

because whether they like it or not, they will now have to face either Portugal or Germany in d next round.

And if d defending and goalkeeping still remains in tatters by then; it's tourney over.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by humberjade: 4:26am On Jun 01, 2015
DrBulalaa:
I hope he picks up ooo. Well if I can remember vividly Alampasu started the U-17 shaky but picked up excellently as the tournament progressed. I just hope Enaholo's blunders does not hunt us going forward.
I hope so too...On paper, Hungary seems to be d greatest threat to our qualification to d Knockout stage...But football can be funny atimes sha.

All we can do now is to pray dt they get their acts together, and live up to their billings going 4ward.

It'll be a huge shame if they fail to qualify 4rm dis group.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by humberjade: 4:09am On Jun 01, 2015
DrBulalaa:
Our Goalie cost us the last two goals. If I see am for post for the next match ehh. Na to just sleep wait for scores when day break.
Trust me bro, he's d best of d 3 goalkeepers (judging by his performance at d AYC ).

Talking abt confidence; trust me, you do not want to use d 2nd choice, Olorunleke...He was full of shit when he replaced Enaholo btw d sticks at d AYC.

As 4 Alampasu, falling down d pecking order to 3rd choice says it all.

The defence as a whole needs a huge makeover...As 4 Enaholo, he's a good psycologist to boost his confidence level, because na minus 16 d thing dey now

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