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Food › Re: Recommend Home Made Smoothies That Make One Gain Weight by humberjade: 8:46pm On Jul 01, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Grab my weed to learn



Me and slimness are 5 and 6

I dey eat steadily but the thing nor dey show for my body
Thanks to the weed 🤷‍♂️😁
Celebrities › Re: Cheating Scandal: Speed Darlington Advises Davido To Use Withdrawal Method by humberjade: 6:12pm On Jun 29, 2023
STDs aside for a moment, e be like shey this one no know say outside chance dey make the remnant of the fluid still impregnate a lady.
Sports › Re: Arsenal Reach Agreement To Sign Declan Rice From West Ham For £105m by humberjade:
He is worth 70m max. I don't see anything outstandingly special about the dude. Maybe trophy related add ons inflated the price sha, otherwise, that money is way too much IMO.
Celebrities › Re: I Don't Want Your Husband— Davido's Alleged Pregnant Side Chick, Anita To Chioma by humberjade: 1:28pm On Jun 28, 2023
Kennyfancy:
Yoruba men and lack of self control
I guess Tuface Idibia is also Yoruba? grin
Politics › Re: Afenifere Writes Ogun APC, Denies Issuing Any Statement To Support Gbenga Daniel by humberjade:
Sermwell:
Tinubu cannot even intervene in this matter because Afenifere don't have single regards for him!! cheesy

How can your cultural organisation not recognize you and you claim have won an election??

Charity begins at home grin grin
But OBJ won the 1999 elections without the support of Afenifere...in fact, he didn't win any State in Yorubaland at all. So, what's your point exactly? grin
Politics › Re: Akpabio: Udom Emmanuel, Umo Eno On War Path - The Will by humberjade: 11:36am On Jun 18, 2023
Already?
Health › Re: How Many Hours Do You Sleep In A Day? by humberjade: 2:30pm On Jun 17, 2023
Weekdays max 4-5


Weekends unlimited
Sports › Re: NFF Names Super Falcons Squad For 2023 FIFA World Cup by humberjade: 4:12pm On Jun 16, 2023
MatrixReloaded:
We go flog NIR and Aussie. Canada fut hold draw
Which Aussie?

The host nation and the country Kerr represents??
Travel › Re: 103 Wedding Guests Die In Boat Mishap In Kwara by humberjade: 4:20am On Jun 15, 2023
mirinder:
so if you sister wan do traditional wedding for village, you no go follow am
Which village? We often even joke about it in the family, my mama go tell the guys sey "make una watch where una dey marry o, because me I nor go carry people go place wey far". And so far, the ones wey don marry, no go far.

As for our sisters, they get married in our parents' compound in the city. So you see, we've got that covered. wink
Travel › Re: 103 Wedding Guests Die In Boat Mishap In Kwara by humberjade: 8:25pm On Jun 14, 2023
superCleanworks:
enter canoe to cross water for a wedding. Nope. Not me

i feel sorry for the new couple, they must be traumatized and it would be something to remember every anniversary
Abi o, because of party rice or what?

Me wey I nor dey follow people go far distances on road nah hin go follow people enter canoe cross river for wedding? I hate travelling on Nigerian roads, not to talk of water. Anybody wey go vex make e vex, if and when I wan do any party make e nor show.


RIP to the dead.
Politics › Re: Students Loan Begins September/october — Tinubu by humberjade:
What if someone collects a loan and japa afterwards, what then?

We still have a long way to go, all our socioeconomic lives need to be synchronized in such a way that once you visit a hospital or need anything from the government, your entire history would show. This would make sure defaulters won't get away with it.

For example, someone who japa after refusing to pay the loan should be made to pay it whenever he wants to renew his passport abroad or get a CofO for a property in Nigeria. We need to deal heads on with this Nigerian attitude of not wanting to pay bank loans, otherwise, this bill wiill die a natural death.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chinyere Forgives Happie Boys, Restores Their Scholarship Programs by humberjade: 5:02pm On Jun 14, 2023
Neddstark:
I swear down.That accusation of using their destiny to fly private jet is weighty. Hard to forgive.
I am telling you
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chinyere Forgives Happie Boys, Restores Their Scholarship Programs by humberjade: 3:09pm On Jun 14, 2023
ecolime:
In the spirt world, there is nothing like distance. Even if you dey Australia, you go chop am.. lol 😆
I know proximity doesn't matter as such when it comes to the spirit world, but it is still better than being in the lion's den itself.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chinyere Forgives Happie Boys, Restores Their Scholarship Programs by humberjade: 1:51pm On Jun 14, 2023
Firstly, I am sure the boys won't want to return to Nigeria.

Secondly, even if they do, they will run far away from him for the fear of the unknown, physically or spiritually.
Food › Re: Moment KFC Was Shared At An Event After Food Finished (pics/video) by humberjade: 8:37pm On Jun 13, 2023
Yomit71:
I don't see anything special in KFC food, nothing like party rice. tongue
I am so with you on this. I once worked at a KFC outlet, so i really don't get the hype, make I nor just spoil the brand 🤐
Food › Re: Moment KFC Was Shared At An Event After Food Finished (pics/video) by humberjade: 8:32pm On Jun 13, 2023
What is the hype around fast food sef, all nah junk. Nothing beats home cooked meals and party food...Fast Foods are overrated

Nice gesture by the celebrants- making sure no one returns home with an empty stomach, kudos. 👏
Education › Re: We Were Abandoned In Cyprus & Dropped Out Of School - Dancing Security Guards by humberjade: 8:57pm On Jun 12, 2023
Ezemarcel:
So u guys cannot start work there ....lazy boys
Work in Cyprus, moreso, combining studies and work? 🤣🤣🤣

Long thing, even those who are lucky to find a job there without having to bother about tuition dey struggle to keep their heads above water. Cyprus is not just it at all for legit hustle
Politics › Re: Worst Southern Christian Better Than PURITANICAL Northern Muslim – Shettima by humberjade: 3:35pm On Jun 12, 2023
LOVEALAIGBO:
They are well within their rights to do so! Where was your self-righteous indignation when a muslim/muslim ticket was proposed, put forward and sold to una!? Those who protested that travesty of justice and harmony at the time are now giving you the green-light to go the whole hog and make all top positions muslim…..all of a sudden you get a prick of conscience and want ‘fairness and good representation’ for all and sundry! Who are you kidding?

When a country starts off on the wrong footing, thinking they can subjugate and hold down a major ethnic group or religion out of sheer hate, greed and lust for power, almost everything they do from then onwards is fraught with mistakes, confusion, mutual suspicion, and in some extreme cases even bloodshed!
A don't care which religion holds what position, I am just stating the obvious-what is going on behind the scenes.

When Osibanjo was the VP, a Pastor for that matter, of what benefit was it to the Christians? Nigeria's problem has always been religion and tribe politics, both deprives the country of having round pegs in round holes. I for one don't care if all top ranking government officials in the country are from a region or faith, as long as it changes the narrative and steers Nigeria's ship to the path of prosperity.

During Goodluck's administration (Southern Christian), Boko Haram grew wings and murdered Christians mostly and Muslims to, and corruption was done brazenly. Of course, until Buhari (Northern Christian) took over, he made GEJ look like a genius in all indexes except for infrastructure.

What I am saying is this, when it comes to politics in Nigeria, it is a struggle between the Political class with Clegymen and Business elite vs the ordinary man. They play him like ping pong, and he too dances to their tune. Seeking the support of the masses and winning it, is just a means to an end, the treasury.

All the opposition parties tend to do is distabilise the incumbent administration right for day one to make it look bad inorder to pave way for the former to become the new bride to the masses at the next election, using religion, tribal divide or sponsoring insecurity. It is mostly never about the masses.

Trust any Naija politician at your own peril
Politics › Re: Worst Southern Christian Better Than PURITANICAL Northern Muslim – Shettima by humberjade: 2:51pm On Jun 12, 2023
The opposition are busy supporting Yari to win, yet, they will be the one to sponsor protests and newspaper articles criticising the current administration for promoting Islamicization.


At the end of the day, nah ordinary man on the street go suffer the repercussion
Celebrities › Re: Moment Burna Boy Gifted Thierry Henry His Chain At The UCL Final by humberjade: 3:34pm On Jun 11, 2023
Why didn't you allow the video until he gave him back the chain?
Health › Re: I'm Scared I've An Abnormal Growth On My Forehead by humberjade: 2:16pm On Jun 11, 2023
Amayabor1:
This is what you wrote;


No one can correctly prescribe a drug for the growth on your forehead without an Xray or a CT scan, because if it is lipoma (which is most probably the case) it has no known cure outside surgery.


From your first line, it therefore means that there are instances where drugs can be prescribed for a growth if a CT scan or xray has been done. This shows you don't know what you are saying.

What I am telling you is this; if you see a growth, what will tell you whether that growth can be cured by drugs is not CT scan or Xray (though they can give you a clue). What can definitely tell you what you are dealing with is to cut a small piece of that growth and send to the lab so they can check it under a microscope.
Okay, I hear you, I have no time to keep going back and forth with you...ciao
Health › Re: I'm Scared I've An Abnormal Growth On My Forehead by humberjade: 8:30am On Jun 11, 2023
Amayabor1:
That is not true. A growth like this doesn't need drugs. For this kind of growth, it is to remove a part of it or remove the whole growth and send to the lab so they can use microscope to look at it.

Drugs are not used to treat growths like this. You don't even need CT scan or xray for this op's growth.
Seems you have a problem comprehending what a typed...where did I say drug can cure it? I said only surgery is the answer...all I am trying to say is that, there is no cure for the OP's condition
without cutting open his skin.
Health › Re: I'm Scared I've An Abnormal Growth On My Forehead by humberjade: 10:45pm On Jun 10, 2023
Amayabor1:
No one can correctly prescribe meds for the growth without an xray or CT scan. Can you explain further? Because what you said doesn't make sense to me
No one can correctly prescribe a drug for the growth on your forehead without an Xray or a CT scan, because if it is lipoma (which is most probably the case) it has no known cure outside surgery.
Health › Re: I'm Scared I've An Abnormal Growth On My Forehead by humberjade: 10:04pm On Jun 10, 2023
Behold the antichrist

My friend, head to the hospital on Monday to consult a doctor. You need an xray done ASAP to know what's up, because no-one can prescribe correctly an meds for that thing without an xray or CT scan.

Let me prepare your mind, you might need a surgery, especially if it is lipoma, as it has no cure othet than going under the knife.
Politics › Re: 10th NASS: APC Plotting Arrest Of Lawmakers-elect Over Leadership Tussle, PDP by humberjade: 9:59pm On Jun 10, 2023
All the powerplay ends up hurting just the citizenry if it goes sideways.
Politics › Re: Labour Party To Tinubu: Investigate INEC & Yakubu before Emefiele by humberjade: 9:52pm On Jun 10, 2023
cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by humberjade: 9:50pm On Jun 10, 2023
Inter is just so unlucky
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by humberjade: 9:46pm On Jun 10, 2023
Lukaku and his untidy ball controls ehn 😅
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Inter Milan (1 - 0) On 10th June 2023 by humberjade: 8:54pm On Jun 10, 2023
tonididdy:
This will be the easiest final in history


Minimum 4 goals from city!
I hope you never put half of your salary on top am huh
Politics › Re: Kogi: Uncertainty On Muri’s Educational Background As He Submits WAEC, Ododo BSc by humberjade: 12:35pm On Jun 09, 2023
Kogi State, very unfortunate people when it comes to leadership.
Food › Re: How do you make your noodles? (picture) by humberjade:
Well, I used to love my pepper soup noodles, until a cancer propeller was detected in the spice.

I loved it well spiced up with lots pepper, onions and mashed fish or scrambled eggs, with a lot of water...I scoop the noodles and other soldiers in bowl and sip the water afterwards. tongue
Food › Re: What Food Can You Eat Everyday And Not Get Tired? by humberjade:
1. Rice, but preferably with stew...garnished with pasta or beans or plantain

2. Ewa aganyin with direct from bakery bread. 😋

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