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Crime › Re: EndSARS: Protesters Block Lekki-Ajah Expressway (Video) by humilitypays(m): 7:07am On Oct 12, 2020
VirginSearcher:
Because he can't speak English, he is incoherent, not eloquent, cannot reason, brain dead, suffering from Parkinson.. a lot my brother
Then they should move dead body to where it belongs, Aso Rock is not a nursing home neither is it an aged peoples care home nor a mortuary angry
Crime › Re: EndSARS: Protesters Block Lekki-Ajah Expressway (Video) by humilitypays(m): 7:01am On Oct 12, 2020
Good.


#BuhariMustAddressNigerians


What kind of rubbish is thishuh


Who was Buhari elected to serve; Saudi Arabia abi UKhuh



Why can't that wicked old man address Nigerians on this issuehuh


#BuhariResign angry
Politics › Re: Power Of Incumbency, Naira Rain — Five Reasons Akeredolu Won by humilitypays(m): 5:20pm On Oct 11, 2020
Emekaonline:
The same way Oji and his family with PDP has finished Igbos in Abia and just using Kerosene to buy their conscience. Hahahahaha Ondo no be Abia
Na so cheesy
Politics › Re: After SARS Ending, Angry Officer Shoots In Heavy Traffic In Ibadan by humilitypays(m): 5:13pm On Oct 11, 2020
cool
Politics › Re: Ondo Election: Akeredolu Defeats Jegede With Over 99k Votes by humilitypays(m): 5:07pm On Oct 11, 2020
Gracchus:
Yes, leave us alone with our life owomida, we like ham like that it's better than outsiders to come decide for us. It's actually reach that someone from a region where one party has been dominating them since 1999 is talking about incumbent not losing. In your Abia state, has an incumbent ever lost since 1999?what about enugu and ebonyi too? Go and free your states from PDP bondage first, our issues is not your fuccking business just as we don't give a ratass about whatever happens in your land.
grin
Politics › Re: Power Of Incumbency, Naira Rain — Five Reasons Akeredolu Won by humilitypays(m):
When I told them that Ondo is not Edo!

Edo people get sense but you see those people from cocoa farm, termite don chop their brain finish, Na only dobaale and owomida them sabi cry


Yoruba land remains Yoruba land, they are not ready for anything positive change.


Godfatherism , owomida and agberoism have finished Yorubas.


Incumbents never lose election in Yoruba land because of dobaale and owomida, and remember their god Tinubu is also involved.

Sorry Mazi Jegede, you didn't know your people before contesting undecided
Politics › Re: IGP Adamu Announces Dissolution Of SARS by humilitypays(m): 4:16pm On Oct 11, 2020
PDP politicians and their chieftains are too dull!!


This #ENDSARS protest was a very easy opportunity for PDP to bring down Buhari government in just one week!


Pump in money, sponsor protests, mobilize agberos and hoodlums to start violent protest to provoke Police further and watch the whole thing turn to #RevolutionProtest



These guys need to hire intelligent political activists like us to help them out, they missed a rare opportunity angry
Politics › Re: Ondo Election: Akeredolu Defeats Jegede With Over 99k Votes by humilitypays(m): 4:00pm On Oct 11, 2020
amenable:
Edo people decided foolishly? You see why the undue comparison is baseless. Even in victory you folks still make enemies, that's how much inferior you think you are. Lagos interfered with Edo politics hence the slogan; tell me any living thing in Edo that interfered with Ondo election apart from Oshiopikin based on solidarity with his party.
You'all will continue to misplace your priorities in the Nigerian equation.Even the Ibos are happy, yet you folks will still display your competitive nature cum inferiority complex.
#2023 beckons and you'll be taught a lesson.
You guys are just waking up to who Yorubas are, anyway, we thank goodness for your awakening wink
Politics › Re: Ondo Election: Akeredolu Defeats Jegede With Over 99k Votes by humilitypays(m): 3:59pm On Oct 11, 2020
When I told them that Ondo is not Edo!


Yoruba land remains Yoruba land, they are not ready for anything positive change.


Godfatherism and agberoism have finished Yorubas.


Incumbents never lose election in Yoruba land because of dobaale and owomida, and remember their god Tinubu is also involved.

Sorry Mazi Jegede, you didn't know your people before contesting undecided
Crime › Re: Jealous Indian Husband Cuts 'Cheating' Wife's Head Off, Carries It To Police by humilitypays(m): 12:52pm On Oct 11, 2020
shocked


Only poor, wretched, frustrated men do this to a woman just because she cheated, what happened to divorcehuh angry angry
Politics › Re: Arewa Youths To Buhari: Don't EndSARS, Reform SARS by humilitypays(m): 8:21am On Oct 11, 2020
ecolime:
I'm for ReformSARS.

We need SARS to checkmate the activities of Armed robbers, kidnappers and other criminals.

These are my views regarding the reform;

1. Government should ban them from investigating or arresting Internet fraudsters. That's the job of EFCC.

2. They should also be banned from checking peoples phones and also making indiscrimate arrests on the road. Any form of arrest must be accompanied with a video recording.

3. They should be permanently stationed at their post unless they receive distress calls.

4. Any officer caught violating these rules should be sacked and prosecuted.

If this doesn't work after the reform then we can talk of total disbandment. A crime infested action like Nigeria can't do away with an Anti-robbery elite force.

The regular Police force is almost useless when it comes to combating criminals. Without SARS, bank robberies, highway robberies etc will go totally unchecked. I've worked with these guys on cash movement in the past so I know how valuable they are in this regards.

We should be careful what with what we ask for ooo

As for the so called Arewa Youths.. Everyone knows most of them are tribal bigot. They see every issue in Nigeria based on their myopic North versus South divide lens. So their stand isn't surprising.

#ReformSARS
You made a great point good for the reformation of Special Armed Robbery Squad, but unfortunately such reforms won't work because the SARS officers are also Nigerians and as you know, Nigerians are bad people, they always take advantage of every position given to them to oppress and intimidate others.



#EndNigeria so each emerging small country from Nigeria will start a new foundation to change their people for a better nation


Nigeria is so messed up that almost every Nigerian is a very bad person waiting for a small privilege position or an opportunity to showcase his or her badness!



Ending Nigeria as a country is the only way to begin total reformation
Politics › Re: Arewa Youths To Buhari: Don't EndSARS, Reform SARS by humilitypays(m): 8:08am On Oct 11, 2020
The correct caption is:


Nigerian youths write their President; don't listen to our Southern slaves, their opinion doesn't matter, we are the Nigerian youths, so listen to us and don't end SARS, just tell them you have reformed SARS, they have no option than to listen or we use force to make them listen! shocked
Celebrities › Re: EndSARS: Naira Marley 'My Mother Told Me To Suspend Protest' (Video) by humilitypays(m): 6:40am On Oct 11, 2020
Trusting a Yoruba man to lead a war is like trusting an armed robber not to rob people undecided


#CowardTribe #EndCowards
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Meets With IGP Adamu, DSS Boss, Bichi Over SARS by humilitypays(m): 6:09pm On Oct 10, 2020
Failure of efcc in combating cybercrime is the reason SARS saw it as an opportunity to enrich themselves by tagging every well dressed Nigerian youth with good phone as a Yahoo boy that deserves to be shot dead.



But then, the problem of SARS is a major problem with every Nigerian; every Nigerian take advantage of every little authority or position given to them to maltreat others.


In Nigerian hospitals Doctors and Nurses treat patients like rats without respect just because they are called Doctors!


Nigerian Lecturers treat students like their slaves just because they are their lecturers!

In banks, Bank Branch Managers and Bankers treat customers like rats, as if they own the moneys in the banks but forgetting that without the customers they will be jobless!


Give a Nigerian a small position of authority and watch him use that position to maltreat and intimidate others.


Its a Nigerian attitude.

The only way to solve this is to #EndNigeria
Politics › Re: EndSARS Prostest In Los Angeles California (photos) by humilitypays(m): 12:38pm On Oct 10, 2020
Maybe this is an opportunity to beat the DPO of my village Police station for all the years of collecting bail from me for stealing just one goat, one fowl and 3 tubers of yam. I need to organize my village boys now now let's match to Ikirun Police station at Ipetumodu angry
Politics › Re: EndSARS: Imoru Police Station Vandalized By Residents Of Ijebu Ode by humilitypays(m): 12:35pm On Oct 10, 2020
I can't wait to hear that #EndSARS campaign bus have reached Katsina and waiting to park at Kano state, by then, Mr Idoncare President of Northern Nigeria will have something to say, maybe
Romance › Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by humilitypays(m): 12:30pm On Oct 10, 2020
pocohantas:
You don’t need to raise him from the dead. It is common sense that most guys who run into a girl randomly and start asking for number do not have noble reasons. She didn’t make any speech, she didn’t do anything fantastic... Wetin carry you come no pass nyash, fair skin or straight legs. What next? Invite her to your house for intense penising? A lady has to give number with sense. E get as your phone go ring reach, even man wey suppose take you seriously go come dey wonder if you well...
lol, most men prefer to marry strangers. Friends were once strangers.


In case u don't know, it is mostly the strangers that will rush u for serious stuff, those guys that know u inside out will be shaking their heads at how many guys u have dated, but strangers usually see u as virgin cheesy


Relationship thing them no de use too much sense follow am, if not, the lady go stay long for her papa house; men love naive ladies, it's a turn on to many men grin
Romance › Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by humilitypays(m): 3:18pm On Oct 09, 2020
pocohantas:
You can’t go about giving your number to random male toasters. Make person phone come dey ring like customer service agent? You guys only support such nonsense on threads like this, but let your babe go about giving her number and wailing thread will full NL. All the ones wey give una number, una done marry them finish? Abegi!
Maybe we need to raise grandpa Mugabe from grave to clarify things for us oh shocked cheesy cheesy



Bw, we are talking about single ladies.....until u are legally married, u are single, u don't owe any guy any allegiance, if he wants 100% allegiance let him go and pay your dowry shocked
Romance › Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by humilitypays(m): 3:00pm On Oct 09, 2020
"Any girl who feels giving her phone number to male toasters is so special and only gives out her number to a selected number of guys she feels in her little brain are worth having her number will spend so many years in her father's house" - President Mugabe

Romance › Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by humilitypays(m): 2:49pm On Oct 09, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
Love this story, the only problem with it is that it may not happen to everyone and is just a story!
financial success and fame are the only guaranteed way to get any woman anywhere in the world.


Every other method is just by chance.


All women, I repeat all women crave for good life without stress and that good life without stress is what a successful man with money guarantees her, which is why all women fall for successful men, including the rich women and women from rich family backgrounds.



Don't be deceived, womens love cost a thing, Jennifer Lopez lied to the world when she sang my love don't cost a thing but she went to insure her buttocks with $1million back then so that no broke guys will near her, what an irony cheesy
Romance › Re: If You Want To Get A Girl's Number, Don't Do These Things by humilitypays(m): 2:43pm On Oct 09, 2020
virginprincess:
Op to nairaland men all what you typed is trash, all they will say is money money money as if money is everything, BLOCK HEADS.
Rule Number 1: don't listen to what a lady or girl says she will do or what she says she likes, just pay attention to what she does and what other girls have been doing.



A lady will say my love is not for sale, the way to my heart is romantic stuffs, and one foolish boy takes her serious and go buying her flowers and roses, but she won't respond but one abroad based guy just send her western union of just $100 and before he returns back, the girl is already warming up her pussy and already at MM2 waiting for the Yankee boi to get off the plane so she can scatter his head while Mr Romantic keep rehearsing how to sing Shaggy and Craig David's love songs to impress already fvcked pussy shocked cheesy


Money, financial success and fame are the only sure ways to get any woman in the world, other methods are just extra and mostly trial and error.....works on some and don't work on most.


But money, fame work on all women, argue with your keyboard, the world knows the truth, stop pretending, stand for what you are wink
Politics › Re: Photos From Eyitayo Jegede's Campaign Grand Finale In Ondo by humilitypays(m): 9:21pm On Oct 07, 2020
Don't expect what happened in Edo to happen in Ondo.


Remember Edo state is not a Yoruba land where political godfathers rule supreme......so long as Yoruba god Tinubu and co have endorsed Akeredolu, forget it, the whole Yoruba youths have no other option than to queue behind Akeredolu because Yoruba politics is all about Bola Tinubu, its all about godfatherism and thuggery!!


Don't say I didn't tell you this, watch and see.


#OndoIsLagos #TinubuThegodOfYorubaLand shocked shocked
Crime › Re: Indian Dad Of 5 Girls Slice Open Pregnant Wife’s Belly To Check If It's A Boy by humilitypays(m): 10:42am On Sep 21, 2020
This is where feminists need to go flex their muscle, not dragging who will be the head of Nigerian family that men are footing the whole bill right from mummy daddy plays as kids cheesy cheesy




Naija feminists, please your attention and efforts are needed in these countries and cities:

1.) Saudi Arabia
2.) Oman
3.) Kuwai
4.) India
5.) Afghanistan
6.) Somali
7.) Borno
8.) Katsina



Thank you.


Signed,
Concerned Men Association of The World, Oshodi Motor Park Branch shocked
TV/Movies › Re: Erica's Interview With Dele Momodu: "I Can Take A Bullet For Kiddwaya'' (Photos) by humilitypays(m): 10:36am On Sep 21, 2020
Even me oh, I caught live grenade for Melania Trump, you can ask Drake shocked shocked



















Who no like better thing grin
Politics › Re: Uzodimma Rejects Edo Governorship Election Results, Heads To Tribunal by humilitypays(m): 8:16am On Sep 21, 2020
EdiskyHarry:
In a saner clime, immediately after the election, someone like oshiomole, Uzodimma tinubu and izeiyamu would have been arrested by now for wasting the good people of Edo state time but look at Nigeria they still have the boldness to talk about going to court.
shocked grin
Politics › Re: Obaseki, Shaibu's Victory: Makinde, Wike, Davido, Ortom, Okowa, Ben Bruce React by humilitypays(m): 4:48pm On Sep 20, 2020
Lavisha:
Obaseki should banish oshomole to Kano state
I support this motion with one live goat
Politics › Re: Obaseki, Shaibu's Victory: Makinde, Wike, Davido, Ortom, Okowa, Ben Bruce React by humilitypays(m): 4:47pm On Sep 20, 2020
APC the Boko Haram party is a dying party, once Pa Buhari leaves that party with his almajirI crowd, we will then do final internment aka burial for APC to finally rest in peace with its grandparents CPC and AD cheesy
Politics › Re: Even If Obaseki Wins This Election ... APC Will Use Imo State Formula (Opinion) by humilitypays(m): 1:42pm On Sep 20, 2020
NextGovernor:
APC kept ranting online. Especially those from one region who are obliged to one man controlling them and determining their faith. They thought we in Edo can be dictated for like the way they are. Lol.

Check my profile and post. The results were the right analysis I gave far back July. Edo South and Central will be clear. Then APC will win in Edo North and the South and Central result margin will child that from the North.

They even boasted how they will cage Edo people and win by force. Forgetting Edo people aren't docile as they are. We fight for what we want and it must come to past. Same way we fought the almighty back then in Edo to produce Oshiomole, is the same way we drove him out.

I live in Edo State and have gone round the whole State. I know who is on ground but some people who doesnt stay here but want their Godfather to extend his territory to other land will stay in their zone and be spilling nonsense online.
Funny enough in their folly they believed Tinubu that won his polling unit by luck after using agberos and thugs to silence none Yoruba voters made Buhari President.


What nonsense and Ambode grin
Politics › Re: Edo Old Woman Blasts Oshiomhole, Says "Obaseki Is Coming Back In Jesus Name" by humilitypays(m): 1:34pm On Sep 20, 2020
Hahaha
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Regina Daniels With Her Co-Wife, Laila And Their Kids by humilitypays(m): 12:04pm On Sep 20, 2020
Honestly, Edo no be Lagos!! cheesy


Oba of Benin no be Ooni, you get wharamin grin



#SayNoToTinubu
#TinubuMustGoBackToIragbijiOsun

#LagosOtege
Celebrities › Re: Say No To Body Shaming"- See How People Are Mocking A Girl On Facebook Because O by humilitypays(m): 11:57am On Sep 20, 2020
ukaface:
A crazy comment said ' the beauty of a woman is breast and nyash'
How some people no dey use their brain still dey surprise me.
but he said the truth, nice curvy buttocks and average firm breast are what makes a woman fine, fine face does not make a woman fine in the eyes of men, sadly cry
Travel › Re: Abuja Light Rail: This Is Not Dubai, Tokyo, London, But Abuja by humilitypays(m): 11:54am On Sep 20, 2020
jumobi1:
No reasonable person will confuse that picture for Tokyo, Dubai or London.
Tinubu loyalists in Lagos will even tag it Buckingham Palace, the jazz Tinubu used on them is highly intoxicating grin

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