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Supreme Court Governor repeat loading!!


But hear this, Obaseki no be Ihedioha, Ezi Iyamu no be Uzodi mgba

Hehe

T4taiwo:
splits, canvassing for another thief to take the helm, can't we do away with those two political evils milking us dry.

let's start from kicking thief Bola Tinubu out of Lagos, he is the criminal inspiring other political criminals in Nigeria

Egalitarian1:
Since Tinubu himself has even wholeheartedly agreed that Edo no be Lagos, he has willingly gone back to Lagos to start getting his luggages ready for the inevitable O te ge awaiting him come 2023.

going back to Iragbiji Osun to start his inherited cocoa farm he abandoned for Lagos owomida collections

Lol

Breaking News!


SARS arrest Bola Ahmed Tinubu at Ore while trying to smuggle in thumb printed ballot papers with his boys.


Details shortly.......

I said it, Edo no be Yoruba land!


Edo no be Lagos where one eyed ex drug baron cum political godfather of Yoruba land decides who becomes Governor, Senator, Reps, House of Assembly member, LGA Chairman, Leader of Agberos, Market women leader, and even decide who becomes the recognised first son of every Yoruba family, what nonsense and ambode




MC Oluomo can do nonsense in Oshodi, Kabaka cannot try nonsense at Ikpoba Okah market




I tell them they no hear, we tell them them no gree, Edo no be Lagos where agberos decide for learned people, na e don happen.



Shame on Ambode!!

Shame on all learned Yoruba men who allow an ex drug baron with one eye to be ruining their great tribe

Go to Lagos, all the good roads built by federal government has been destroyed while Tinubu is busy collecting road usage tax through his proxy MC Oluomo and his gang of killer agberos.


Lagos is dying, ambode tried to revive roads, they chased him away because he refused to share money to agberos, thieves and yeye Yoruba youths who prefer owomida to infrastructural development

tfash96:
hmm...baba gimme Wetin I ask u now.. No use your ukwu matter cover my desire

see eh, Dora and Tricky T are leaving bbn house tonight, and na for Allen Roundabout big brother Danfo de drop them, from there Tricky T will enter bus to Warri why Dora go wait small to see if anything good happens, so make good use of this secret tip off from me and thank me lera mhen

Edo no be lagos

Esan land no be Yoruba land

Oba of Benin no be Ooni

Abeg oh I wan ask something oh, why Edo girls de fine but their men come worwor; from Ize Iyamu to Oshiomhole to just name it, e be like say na oyimbo de father Edo children oh

ibawon:
Edo is not Lagos, YES!
coming from a Lagosian
If only AMBODE could also have done the same
Thank you INEC, its like una head correct this time

INEC officials and Buruntashi and him soldiers no wan chop US, UK, EU visa ban na in case their kidney fail or if them catch coronavirus na , that's why they dodged from their usual rigging.


One Hausa man asked: can APC win any election in Nigeria without rigging


Fulani boys replied: Not at all

tfash96:
Baba you can't convince me still no matter what you'll still say.. Abeg do you have any busty girl to share me.. Like they're now scarce these days... What's there to gain from ass if not shit

lol na so Nigerian guys de always talk say they prefer dark skin girl, but when the same guy see a light skin girl with big ukwu, him go rush go sell him papa only land to buy the girl shawarma

tfash96:
not at all.. It's ever since then I've fallen in love with breast

you need peak milk to cure that nunu thirst so u can see round protruding clapping ass clearly, you are missing

tfash96:
I totally disagree my own kind of woman is Dorathy. When I see big breast I lose my sense

I can see, your mom didn't breastfeed you very well when you were born

I said it, Edo no be Yoruba land!


Edo no be Lagos where one eyed ex drug baron cum political godfather of Yoruba land decides who becomes Governor, Senator, Reps, House of Assembly member, LGA Chairman, Leader of Agberos, Market women leader, and even decide who becomes the recognised first son of every Yoruba family, what nonsense and ambode




MC Oluomo can do nonsense in Oshodi, Kabaka cannot try nonsense at Ikpoba Okah market




I tell them they no hear, we tell them them no gree, Edo no be Lagos where agberos decide for learned people, na e don happen.



Shame on Ambode!!

Shame on all learned Yoruba men who allow an ex drug baron with one eye to be ruining their great tribe

Go to Lagos, all the good roads built by federal government has been destroyed while Tinubu is busy collecting road usage tax through his proxy MC Oluomo and his gang of killer agberos.


Lagos is dying, ambode tried to revive roads, they chased him away because he refused to share money to agberos, thieves and yeye Yoruba youths who prefer owomida to infrastructural development

Lol, from the return of the Simpsons to The End of The Simpsons, what an interesting episode


















For Nengi mind, she is going to win this big brother lockdown edition, life sha, if only she knows what's happening outside that their face me I slap you bbn house





Meanwhile, dear ladies, in all your getting, please get big protruding ass with flat tummy and every other thing will be added on to you


Team boobs have you seen that what Nigerian men die for is #BigAss as you can see no man inside or outside big brother house is dying for big boobs Dora

emkz:
I really wish this is the panacea to this big problem; unfortunately, it isn't. Many people who cheat do it, not necessarily for the sex, but for the fun of cheating. For example, it gives them a sense of power, control and desirability in the relationship, the feeling that they have "cuckholded" you makes you look less desirable and encourages you to fight for the relationship. I would't advise any man to kill himself to please any woman. What one woman considers a 4/10 may be considered a 9.5/10 by another woman, so it is better to seek the one that'd appreciate your offer. Ubunja is the only person who seems to understand the feminine psychological anatomy and makes attempt to dissect it. Women are like onions, the layer you see at a given time is the one that suits their needs.

I wish we can have a nairaland thread to answer the question as to why women cheat. You'd find that sex is hardly the reason.

That is it. Women don't cheat because they lack sex.


Most times they cheat unknowingly, sometimes out of curiosity, sometimes they meet a bad guy that make them forget their principles, sometimes its as a result of emotional longing that they are not getting enough from their partner, sometimes because of financial need or lack, sometimes they do it for the fun of it, this is common among liberated feminist women who are kind of financially stable...



My own is, by default just believe that every woman cheats, so whether your woman cheat or not won't bother you whenever you eventually catch her cheating.



I wonder how people want someone to remain sexually and romantically faithful to them for years in this modern time that humans of all kinds are littered all over the world. Chances of your partner meeting someone better than you in all ramification of life abounds, so don't expect too much from other humans, always have a reservation for what if, it helps to keep you sane.


In life, everybody is a suspect!

Why can't we all live a happy life free of fights and unnecessary quarrels

You see my girl and you ask her to give u, she willingly gives u, what's the noise there


I see your woman and her big buttocks enters my eyes, I beg her to give me small make I chop as the thing no de finish, she agree and open for me, you saw us doing it and start to scream and attack me, does it make any sense Why not calm down and watch live show as I ram her


This life is simple, everybody should be free sharing this thing with whom they find attractive without any fuss.


I am still searching for beautiful female bestie, she must have a killer shape and buttocks, pls feel free to holla

Sixfeetbelle:
I think most men on this post may have missed the point in this thread.

It's not about sending a pm to a lady and expecting to get a reply per se. It's more about sending the "right" pm. If you read the chat, you'd see the ingenuity and humor that played out in his message, but despite all that, it still could have met a dead end if certain things were not in play. Thus speaking, there are worthy things to note here:

1) He was not a stranger and I mean this in reference to a chatting setting. He didn't send a "blind" pm like most of you do as if you're playing a lucky dip. There was a prior conversation/chat that led to him sending that pm, and if you were to apply it here on nairaland, try engaging such person in a light yet funny conversation first before requesting to send a pm. It's comforting for ladies to accept pm from someone that they perceive they "know".

2) He knew what he wanted. This is where high self esteem comes in. The guy probably already saw her pictures and attraction was ignited before pm was sent. Working with that attraction, he was able to craft something that held her attention long enough. On a forum like nairaland, you'd have no choice but to work with instinct due to lack of pixel configuration. "Stalk" the person's profile, if you must, to understand them and visualise what they'd look like/what their personality is; then decide what you want with/from them before requesting to send a pm. That way, your interest in her will be visible in your pm when you finally send it. Nothing puts off a lady like a pm that sounds like you're guessing who the message was for.

3) Keep an open mind. The guy didn't falter when she accepted to be his "friend" and continued with it even though he might have brought it up first. Clearly, we can see he didn't approach her with the intention to lobby her into a relationship and despite what you see around you, people build long lasting relationships that started through friendships first. Start off your pm with a "be friends" banner and slowly warm your way through. If she accepts your pm in good faith and gives you attention, it's one step closer to getting what you want. If she doesn't, don't beat yourself up as it wasn't meant to be.


So next time you want to send a pm, don't do a blind pm sending, hoping one lady will finally reply. Do your research, know what/who you want and don't be scared to get rejected.

Cc: dukeoprince50, niceMen, humilitypays, Lintinue, nBag

I hope this helps your whining a little

I quite understand the points you are trying to make here but do you know in dating and relation and romance and whatnot, there is no general rule everybody must abide by to get the best result.


What worked for Mr A and Ms B may not work for Mr C and Ms R.


My sincere advice to ladies is to be open to chats or chitchats or casual hello from strangers, so long as you are not legally married. I don't see why a single lady cannot do that if not for arrogance and poor upbringing and wrong association and trying to be what will not benefit her in the long run.


When I think about ladies and how they make simple things complicated in life I just shake my head.

In few occasions, I have had strangers (ladies) walk up to me and say hi, I like your sneakers, you look familiar, I love the way you smile a lot, makes you look cool keep it up and all the few times I got compliments like this from female strangers, I felt good, I felt kind of happy that wow some people still find me cool, and if not that ladies are very weird creatures in the sense that when a lady sees you and make such remark and maybe you conclude that she likes you and try to make a move to cement a friendship or flirting or fling or whatever, they start to act up like is it because I complimented you, so I usually smile thank them and move on even though I sometimes wished to take it a bit further to know them and maybe exchange contacts



But like I said, ladies act weird and sometimes foolish, if you make such move, they will start to floor you on the bare floor, so I usually move on.


What am I trying to say There is nothing bad for a single lady to respond to strangers messages on social media platforms, your Messiah or angel or destiny helper could be that stranger male toaster you just ignored because he didn't follow your desired protocols or whatever guideline.


To live a great, quality fulfilled life in this world, you must master the art of friendship, being happy, being open to things.

Some ladies in their small mind believe they can only meet rich guys on Facebook, some believe its only on Twitter, some believe its only in that their big Church head quarter, some believe its on in their village or in their uncles rich estate or t the airport, etc, these are big mistakes.


We have rich and successful people scattered all over the corners of the world even in Chibok Borno there must be rich people there.


Don't rule out anywhere in life. That your friend or aunt or sister met her rich husband or boyfriend on Twitter does not mean you must meet yours on Twitter.


That your sister's rich husband met her through a formal letter toasting does not mean you must wait for your own potential hubby to come writing long letter to qualify as a quality man.

Ladies wise up.


The only guys I do pity in this journey of life are the broke guys.


This world we are living in belongs to financially successful men not women. A guy that have enough money run the world, he gets whatever he wants in life. I have been on both side so I know.


The only problem a successful guy have in this life is long life, good health and that's all..if he is lucky to have the grace of good health and long life, my dear, the world is his so ladies should be happy when a successful young man is approaching them because it is a privilege

Lol

Crownstar01:
There are excellent American girls with proper upbringing. My friend married a damsel who graduated from MIT and both are doing pretty well.

Life doesn't stop in Nigeria. You've got to move.

I know what I want in life because I am an educated person. Girls(not all) in Nigeria are also morally bankrupt.

You know what you want in life because you are an educated person, by wishing to marry an American citizen to travel abroad


It means you don't believe in yourself and your education and talent to survive without using an American citizen woman to cross over to US.


I am probably more educated than you might be but I tell you, believe in yourself, yes things might be hard for you in Nigeria now, don't give up okay.

Millions of Nigerians are still making it big in Nigeria and going on vacation to their dream cities from Nigeria.

You can still end up in America on your own without having to force yourself to marry an American based girl as an edge.


Believe in yourself, I have seen people who thought they could not make it in Nigeria end up more successful than those that traveled or relocated to US or Europe or Canada, I am also a living witness to such. You too can be like that.

Marrying an American based girl should be for attraction and likness not cos of visa or green card okay

NiceMen:
I am a living proof of what you have said sir.

I met one nairaland chic here and did all the niceness but she was dragging her feat, gauging me lol... at a point, she had to broke shame me.

At that point I was doing one business which would have BEEN extremely profitable IF NOT for the Nigerian factor and government centralized/monopoly system...

I mean, this venture could have easily netted me 100M within a year and as small as I am, the men who control things are still wondering how we got in, got access to major dealers and so much more.

So, in her eyes, I am a failure and not worth it.

The day I was broke shamed, I only said "Thank God"

Few months after that, i came up with an even better idea (my guys depend on me to come up with ideas because I have mastered it) and I was able to spot something huge. The best thing is, this one is private sector focused and there is no monopoly like we experienced previously.

There so many many tales like these that I had experienced but one day, I will share this story on nairaland... possibly early next year, around February-March

So touching

Crownstar01:
OP is lucky. Mine, an Ethiopian-American damsel insisted I must come to the States. Covid-19 ruined me.

How is he lucky You think marrying an American citizen makes you rich or what Most times, it doesn't end well at the long run due to their wild upbringing and extreme feminism practice over there.

Use your head, you can be as rich as you desire even in Nigeria.....just pray for God's grace and favor and then fold your sleeves and work, trust me, its just a matter of time and you will be wondering that was this how easy it is to make money and I was killing myself over money in the past

There are riches everywhere in the world.


Nigeria even have more riches to be made because there are plenty untapped opportunities waiting for smart people to explore.


Yes traveling abroad is cool, but don't mortgage your happiness, freedom and future joy for it

Trumptweet:
Please help me. I am in medical school. My cousin and his wife (both living in USA) introduced a girl to me. They want me to come over.

From my understanding the two families are friends.

According to my cousin, "she is a good girl from a good family "

I have already started chatting with her, she seems cool, apparently.

But I need unbiased views from those with experience please.

Put yourself in my position and advise me.

she's 27. She is doing her masters .im 29, finishing next yr.

Thank you...

Beware of arranged marriage, moreso as a young promising man, avoid it!


The whole American girl thing may sound so posche and thrilling now, but trust me, you will regret it later in life.

You are a medical student, you can relocate abroad and work if that's your so wish in life...all you need to do is study well and write IELTS, write PLAB 1 and 2 which you can pass easily if you are bright student. I can't remember failing any exam as a student and even as job applicant, so you can do it.


Don't plan to use a woman to cross over abroad cos it always end in regrets. The girl is already an Americana, you a full blooded Naija boy with pride won't condone her excesses in marriage.


You can have a plan to relocate to UK, from UK to Australia then US if you so wish to live permanently abroad. UK is easier for doctors from Nigeria to migrate to for work....US is more difficult.


If you must marry a girl abroad, be the one to meet her yourself....and make sure you are absolutely in charge cos their head is always leaking relaxer due to excess freedom and women right over there.


In case you wanna know, I turned down like 3 of such arrangements from relatives and friends who thought they wanted to help me cross over to US through marrying a US citizen, and today, I can proudly say I am more successful than most of my mates living in the US whether as a Doctor, Nurse or whatever job they do there and I can travel to most countries on my own....I have peace of mind, I am an employer....I work at my own schedule, I rule my world....no woman to tell me any nonsense of how she helped me cross over to America like America is wealth.



So think twice......your future is slightly bright as a medical student about to graduate, all you need now is focus and dedication and the world is yours, forget women for now, you will be their hero soon!!

Whiteangel1234:
The Yourba and Tinubu should have it , they are more serious for this position .. Which south East candidate baby Sabo and Traitor Orji Uzor kalu or the Supreme court Governor ? Igbo Politicians are selfish and self serving . Unless they win without Igbo vote they likes of Orji Uzor Kalu think he will get favour by sabotaging the genuine Agitation of his people !

The preferred Igbo Presidential candidate anointed by all Igbos home and abroad is Peter Obi.

Peter Obi is a man of integrity, a presidential material that will transform Nigeria....a well experienced technocrat, industrialist, politician and businessman. He meets every criteria required.

If Southwest are honest and upright, they ought to be supporting an Igbo Presidency and watch Igbos reciprocate same love in due time and we witness a final united Southern Nigeria that will become paradise, but greed, wickedness, hatred and selfishness of the Yorubas will never let them allow this great thing to happen, so let's watch and see as things unfold.


In the absence of Peter Obi, we present 5 more options:

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala
Osita Chidoka
Kingsley Moghalu
Dr Chris Ngige
Ogbonnaya Onu

Some gullible people will ask who know Osita Chidoka or Kingsley Moghalu or Chris Ngige or Ogbonnaya Onu, and I ask them, who knew Prof. Yemi Osinbajo before 2015 Nobody aside Tinubu his godfather!!


Who knew Yaradua before 2007 Presidential election Nobody except katsina state people.

So its not about popularity or whatever, all the popular people that contested for Nigeria's President never lived to become President....only Buhari was and it was by chance and crook.....so Tinubu should dream on, dreams are allowed in life

lefulefu:
in nollywood only the females are the ones buying new rides
the male actors are still using the same camry they used in 2001 or still flying bikes
is it that the female actors are more hardworking and enterpricing than the male actors?
food for thought
anyway congrats

The answer is: rich Nigerian men take good care of Nigerian ladies (both poor and rich ladies). Rich Nigerian men are very generous to ladies


But rich Nigerian ladies hate broke Nigerian guys, they rather die trying to trap a rich Nigerian man or white man than date or marry a broke Nigerian guy no matter how talented or handsome he is

ednut1:
all these politicians useless. Dem dey use 9ja money take nack these babes kai

Not only politicians oh, drug guys, wire wire guys abroad like Hushpuppi and co......even FOREX guys and in fact all men, including foreign expatriates working with your international oil companies; those guys pay in gold currency to Naija ladies



Beautiful ladies with media exposure enjoy a lot of male favours and wealth.....Aliko Dangote and all the rich bank MDs and company CEOs na all badass coded fvckers, most times they carry 2 by 2 or 3, if you know you know



Na all these things de make men live long, na all these things de make men relax small......make money, enjoy fine ladies from around the world brother, life is good, na who no like enjoyment

Nigerian women and in fact black women are wicked.

Just look at how rich Nigerian men take care of Nigerian actresses, models, OAPs and even beautiful female students.....but take a look at our actors, male models and handsome male students, ordinary gala them no see from rich Nigerian ladies, instead rich Nigerian ladies are still busy doing everything humanly and spiritually possible to trap a rich guy on top their own riches, honestly our ladies are so wicked, it is useless giving wealth to Nigerian women cos it will never circulate, but give the same wealth in the hands of a Nigerian woman to a Nigerian man and watch millions of people smile; from female students to actresses to models, to female bankers to female marketers to their relatives, wives, concubines and people on the street will feel the impact of wealth in the hands of a Nigerian man.


Give same wealth to a Nigerian woman; she will hate her broke husband or boyfriend and start to shop for a new richer husband or boyfriend...she will distance herself from her siblings, old friends and start to buy unnecessary fashion accessories to attract richer men. Naija women abeg who do una


That is why when I see a Nigerian lady hustling to make money or to become rich, I just shake my head....because even after she makes the money and becomes rich, it is still useless to her family, friends and even to men she knows, but let a man make the money and watch ladies he know smile to bank...his family, girlfriends, wife, etc will all be well catered for

seanwilliam:
eating a woman is the last thing I will do on earth... how can I stoop so low to dey suck pussy?
I see that as a bruise to my ego ..



Btw, I think there is a war ahead.. seems western culture is being imbibed In africa now..

very repulsive, any man that suck a woman's pussy is stinking!!!


Guys stop that dirty act, sucking a lady's pussy is very unhygienic, no matter how neat or clean she appears to be, don't do it!!!

Nothing Bola Tinubu will not see inside Buhari's boxers

With or without big buttocks, Nengi is a beautiful girl.....and she still got some growing buttocks in the picture if you look very inwardly. Just that she was hungry back then.



Good food, relaxation and nice dicking do bring out a girl's buttocks if she has the gene in her though