₦airaland Forum

Smellymouth:
My guy, the woman break my heart pass all these useless stories when I dey read so o.
U get garri? I get pure water and groundnut o.
Na soaking things this morning be that na .

my oga i wan go pack block for site oh
I wan chop belleful make I no go slump for site

I know say there is love in sharing
But
I no go fit share this garri with anybody

Garri no cost again na 6 cups now 200naira
Go buy come,
I go dash you salt make you take sip am

Smellymouth:
Why this woman when dey sell Bread and beans never open this morning? Wetin I wan eat now?

Madam Beans, why did you chose to break my heart this morning?

bros even me dey wait for am with my garri for Pocket
Why this woman come do like this today nah

Sister were your eye witness



Or picture evidence nah



Cos


I dey suspect say na story for the gods you tell us


#publicity stunt tings

Another fake Pastor don come defend him partner



I go even take the Stripper's words over Reno's


A so called pastor who served in the corrupt Goodluck government

Smellymouth:
My guy, you dey forget say u still need to fulfill some promises and create awareness after election incase of Re-election?
Who dey serve for just ONE TERM?

My oga tell that to Naija politicians nah,
Even when you no fulfill election promises,
With enough money to buy bags of rice and salt to share during re-election campaigning,
You will still win re - election



Na the taste of the honey pot dey bring back those were don test am before,
If your honey pot no sweet,
Why the guy go come back
When other honey pots full road dey find honey "taster"

Petar25M:
I am European, but please be serious and respond to my thread only if you can propose something that I am looking for. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

OK
I'm not based in Lagos and am not a girl
Seems I'm not what you are looking for
Bye

Petar25M:
For the right people, I will be willing to send some pics and make a video chat if that is necessary. Also, when I arrive in Lagos will be ready to meet in person.

OK white guy
So are you American or European?

The odds of you having genuine friends is
0.001%


Majority of humans on the this earth will always put their self and their interests first,
Some people are just friends with you because you help 'em in advancing their dreams or life goals


The best friend you can have or keep is the guy on the Mirror

And that's
You

Petar25M:
Hi there,

I am a male European tourist who will be visiting Lagos next week and I am looking for fun. Never dated a black lady before and I am quite curious to try that. I am sexually liberated and I would not mind to participate in a party as well.

If there are any open-minded Nigerian ladies/couples, feel free to reach out. I will be staying in Ikoyi in Lagos for some time. I find the Nigerian ladies for very sweet, charming and athlethic. Would love to get to know some nice ladies here.

A little bit about myself - I am a sympathetic white guy in my middle 20s, who loves exploring different countries and meeting new people. i am very easy going and fun to be with. So, if you are looking for some fun, I would be delighted to hear from you.

Best regards,
Peter

how can we confirm that you are truly a white guy?

Bros leave us suicide aspirants alone abeg


Is my life and I have the right to end it



In Nigeria everybody pretends the give a fvck when you die,
But none will ask how you are faring when you are alive



The doctor committed suicide,
Another doctor has already taken over his post,
Life goes on,
In a few weeks,
We all will stop talking about it on move on to the next trending news headline

Hungryboy commits suicide ,
Nairaland will still be nairaland ,
A few people will type Rip or he is so foolish or he is an idiot for taking his life,
A day or two ,
Hungryboy is forgotten and nairaland goes on
Whether you choose to commit suicide or not,
At the end of the day
All Men shall die,
The only question is when

This Ortom still get mind dey talk
To slap this ediotic Governor just dey hungry me
Thousands of Benue citizens whom you claim to govern have been slaughtered by fulani herdsmen


Instead of this ediot sponsoring a bill to ban nomadic cattle grazing in his State
He is busy replying Wike ,
who was only pointing out his poor leadership and lack of courage

Another Buhari media centre production

Produced by Lai Mohammed and directed by Femi Adesina

Congrats Man




Na dis kind story dey give me were get small prick
hope




Maybe when i hammer money,



I go go Egypt go enlarge this my small 2inch prick to 13inches

Since all girls now dey find big Cassava

bezimo:
You don't believe the truth that is now out but you believe the former lie broadcasted by the conspirators.Abi.

I have lived in kaduna for a while so I can relate to some claims in the truth.Obalende in Kaduna as far as I know is a prostitution joint.Sea breeze hotel is in Barnawa kaduna. So these are not made up stuff.Its the truth.We thank God for exposing them..

lol
Bros use your head nah
Even if El rufai wan blackmail pastor Suleiman ,
Him no go invite the ashawo come government house nah
And the people were him go send
No go even mention say na him be the mastermind of the whole thing to the ashawo nah

I never even hear of this company before or the Comedian sef



How people dey get luck like this for this world


Na so one guy just come chop 10million for bet9ja for our area


My own game even na just 100 stake to chop 1k ,

1 game must cut am

The more pictures like this come out from the Pastor's camp, The more I think him guilty of the allegations levelled against him

Efcc should start probing all this C List actresses were we no even know the name of one film were dem appear in,
Who are living large and buying expensive mansions and cars

ganisucks:
Mr President, where is your WAEC certificate. Before embarassing melaye, first show us your certificate

Madam why him go show you him certificate nah?
Him wan apply for job for your company?
Abeg make we dey vex for Buhari small small
What he is saying is the gospel truth
Corruption has invaded all sectors of our economy
People not only buy waec certificate ,
The bribe their way through the University and even pay a bribe to get a job
I been don lose hope for this country tey tey

I can't advice you to forgive her because i haven't gone through what you went through
It's your choice to forgive or not
Don't let anyone advice you otherwise

All this hypocrite Internet "blasters" sha ,
Majority of those girls on IG bashing this Lady,
will not mind dating a married man with deep pockets, who will take 'em shopping abroad and buy them Lexus Jeep

It's his decision to take not our's
Does he love this girl so much that

he is ready to endure with the girl and spend his money on treating her when her craze start?
That is his decision to take
My own wahala Na garri were be 3cups 200naira so

Like play like play, i don reach 20yrs i no even get passport or enter plane before
See me were been dey talk say i go travel the world when I grow up oh
I never even reach Lagos before
The only travel were i do,
Na burial were i go for Akwa ibom

Even I hungryboy can stop HerTeaKu

finnestdope:
may God forgive of those things u just said. he is merciful God and also a consuming fire, watch ur tongue man

lol Wetin god go do me were never follow do Bible believing Christian?, Na death abi Na sickness?

finnestdope:
people dt fall under those categories u mentioned are those that refuse to do what he says...

no one has ever followed God, kept his statutes and remained poor or stranded

lol
Bros no make me laugh nah
Majority of us sabi say na devout Christians and prayer warriors dey poor pass

finnestdope:
God is truly merciful

merciful to who again bros?
Is it the thousands who die daily of various diseases
Or the millions who go to bed hungry daily?
Remember those kids that Elisha commanded lions to kill 'em for calling him baldy,
And God acceded to his request ,
Your biblical God is no definition of merciful abeg

I just dey feel like to comment

The Op dey "picture blind "? Wetin dey beautiful for here

There is no shame in being corrupt in this country anymore



If you are caught taking a bribe
People will just say that you are the unlucky one
Because everyone else does it too