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AmakaOne:
This is served as a snack rather than an appetizer.
Ripe plantains are dipped in a slightly sweet batter made of rice flour and all purpose flour and then deep fried in coconut oil. Deep frying in coconut oil gives a distinctive flavour to this snack.
My mom used to prepare this by adding egg along with other ingredients mentioned below and since I'm not very fond of the smell of eggs I prefer making without it.
This can be easily prepared in a very short time and if you are expecting guests at a very short notice then this is definitely a life saver
Ingredients:
1 cup rice flour
3 tbsp all purpose flour
2 Ripe plantains
1/4 tsp turmeric powder
Sugar-2 tbsp
Salt to taste
Few cardamom seeds crushed
Baking powder-1/4 tsp
Water- for making a thick batter
Coconut Oil for frying

Method:
Peel bananas and cut them into thin slices. Mix all the ingredients except water. Add water slowly and make a thick batter. In a frying pan heat oil at medium heat. When the oil is hot enough dip each banana slice in the batter and deep fry. Remove it from pan and drain off excess oil in paper towels.

Nice one Amaka. . . is that your real picture in your profile?

illusion2:
The main objective is to have people in this perpertual fear of going to hellfire,so they spend every day of the week in church . . . hoping & praying to make heaven. Continuously giving their all and questioning nothing. . . . , . . . & yet from this 'revelation' nothing is guaranteed. . .meanwhile pastor is sorting himself in this life ,but encouraging you to forget this world & invest in your eternity. . . .

Word !

Abuzola 1:
'Even if We (ALLAH) had sent down to them (jews and xtrians and other disbelievers) Angels and the dead had spoken to them and We had gathered together all things before their eyes,
they would not have believed unless Allah willed, but most of them behave ignorantly'
Quran 6:111

Why 'We'. . . . . .ALLAH no be one?

I would like to know why you face a particular direction for prayers if indeed your God is omnipresent.
Thank you.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=360687.msg5041873#msg5041873 date=1259851147]All these 9ija pastors,na so dem dey see bad bad things, Na wa o[/quote]True ,if they were really so 'in-tune' with God ,how come we remain in this mess? rather than see those in hell,tell us those in heaven !

And like someone said ONLY Jesus rose from the dead !

Solution indeed

[quote author=mr.official link=topic=360687.msg5041837#msg5041837 date=1259850868]So you mean because you were blind on earth and when you die you will also be blind? Dat na flesh naa. You need to see the fire now!  lol.   [/quote]He was blind here ,so how did he recognise her ?  

unfounded conspiracy theories

I'm sure this has already been thoroughly thrashed here :
Its amazing how people can't reason clearly when it comes to anything that has to do with religion,is it surprising when someone can actually blow himself up in a public place believing,he will be rewarded.
Human beings have always being fascinated by the after-life from time immemorial, one only needs to review the lives of ancient Egyptians.
Now back to the story:
[quote author=KEKE-911 link=topic=354066.msg4953120#msg4953120 date=1258577884]How pastor Obadare met Bimbo Odukoya in hell fire. Warning to everybody.
"when i died i found myself at Heaven's Gate, there i was told by some angels that Jesus was unhappy with me, they showed me the mansion that Jesus had built for me but they added that Jesus did not wish to see me, i was told that He was displeased with the role i played in the break-up of the Christ Apostolic Church(CAC) into various factions, while there i also saw the late Babalola who founded the CAC who said he was not pleased with me either, he it was who told me to get back to earth and ensure that i disband my church(WOSEM) and send messages to all leaders of the splinter congregations to re-align themselves with the original congregation founded by Babalola",
, "to demonstrate the gravity of the instructions given to me and to emphasise what would happen to me if i disobeyed i was led to Hell's Gate where i saw millions of souls weeping, gnashing their teeth and writhing in agony, but i was startled to see a female pastor who made her mark on earth but died a premature death in a plane crash several years ago, yes it was pastor bimbo odukoya i saw!, i blurted out to her 'pastor what are you doing in this place?', she replied 'this is where i am o, they say it is because of my dressing,my mini skirts,my hairdos and my lifestyle, that is what has landed me here o, please if you can go back and tell my people,please tell them to save themselves o!', i have therefore sent a message to pastor bimbo's husband,taiwo who founded Fountain of Life Church",[/quote]1. The said prophet Obadare ^{if indeed he said it} is blind pray tell me how he spotted her from the midst of all the torment in hell fire?
2. Quoting 'her' "they said it was because of my mini skirt. . . ." who are the 'they' has the kingdom of God now become a guardroom or something?
3. From what he said, God & pastor Babalola (CAC)were angry with him - is there really anger in heaven? So he had the rare privilege of being sent to Heaven & hell at the same time - No such precedence in the Bible.
4. God forgave him for splitting a whole church for close to 30 years & could not forgive pastor Bimbo for putting on mini skirt, make up etc?

victorazy:
SEE U THIS GUY U NO DEY STUDY your BIBLE. THERE ARE TWO JUDGMENTS (1) PERSONAL (2) GENERAL. THE 1ST ONE IS IMMEDIATELY AFTER DEATH WEN THE GRAIN WILL BE SEPARATED 4M THE CHAF AND THE CHAF WILL STAY IN HELL LIKE A CONDERMED CRIMINAL WAITING 4 D DAY OF HIS EXECUTION. WHILE THE 2ND ONE IS THE END OF THE WORLD 'RAPTURE' AND JESUS IS THE ONE DAT WILL COME 4DAT ONE (go to Proverbs) "STUDY your BIBLE NOT READ your BIBLE"

YOU should give us relevant verses from the Bible.
People never read the Bible & just bring up different stories.
hmm see logic. . . .   . .so someone that died for example 6,000 years ago ,will be awaiting judgement up till now? After suffering in hell for the past 6,000 years !!!! So wetin im ‘execution’ go con be na?

No i don't agree with what she did,but I can identify with it. . . .men can be so mean 

MrCrackles:
Evidence please

What evidence? You want their address,phone number?
FYI,I went to school with a couple of them

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=358857.msg5014956#msg5014956 date=1259477099]I didn't know Bankole is muslim.[/quote]Now you know.

babapupa:
These old clowns and their narrow minded and divisive ways. Muslim/Christian, like who cares?

Well said,you should know Adegbite by now. . . he gets a lot of money from teh Arabs to islamse the SW,these kinds of comments will be photocopied & sent abroad as proof he is working really hard. . . , . . . .His own children are in US & UK living funky lives,he'll convince myopic people not to shave their beards & respect Osama

Naijagirly:
I like the girl sha.Her views on gays and gay equality was impressive.Even if she does not act her words people still needed someone to tell them the truth .

She reeks of hypocrisy. . . . .

chidichris:
in your opinion, who replaces yar adua? maybe bode george or obasanjo?

The question is not his replacement,focus on the question. I agree he should resign to take care of himself.

9jaganja:
You are just trying to insult my intelligence but all I need is my bong and my lighter and whatever you say is gone. I know, I know, you'll say that's why I don't get anything. keep telling people they can't comprehend when you barely make your self clear at all. Go ahead ma. I'll go find my bong now. . Goodnite

Nice summary. Expect another narcissistic tirade. . . .^{staying tuned}

Godmother:
Exactly o.I am also wondering how making a sex tape make her a hypocrate.Its a personal choice of her

You obviously haven't been following her gist. google Carrie Prejean 7 u'll understand. She's been fronting this holy christian girl thingy. . . . .

carrie Prejean is the graetest hypocrite on earth. . . .word just got out she made a sex tape for her boyfriend. . . .

Why do people have to be so hypocritical?? Breast implants & all

The best birth control method = Anal

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=341745.msg4795418#msg4795418 date=1256448289]Tribalism no dey rain again here. Did you notice how people ignored your comment? [/quote]Rain or reign. . . .duh !

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=341745.msg4795463#msg4795463 date=1256449563]I didn't say you are semi-literate but foolish. I don't know why 3 naira whores like you who troll the internet love to smear on people's achievement. Many countries have different ways of delegating their attache depending their system of government. UK being a G8 territory should be Niger's melting point in Europe and that is why their attache there should be important. Instead of you to tell me that Niger runs theirs differently from Nigeria, you proceeded to call me semi illiterate[which is meaningless anyway]. Your potty mouth which has no control was transfered to a man you neither know by calling him honorary consul. Why not become Nigeria's HONORARY consul to common Chad since its an easy pie?. Not even your father, boyfriend, husband, yourself will achieve half of that. Foolish tramp; We Nigerians have this arrogant way of belittling people and their achievements which is why many foreigners find us very irritating. This is a man who is responsible for every Niger citizen in UK no matter their number and every other issue concerning Niger as regards to people from other nations and you stand here to to call him honorary consul.

Now tell me the difference between a consul and an honorary consul?[/quote]I would have sworn you were referring to your mother back there(3 bucks LovePeddler) ,every other thing you typed is pure gibberish

illusion2:
All these poorly educated igbo traders sef. . . . .

Police don close down Alaba again?

lol!

illusion2:
I repeat again. . . you're illiterate. . .or how else can one explain your thrashy rantings? 
I don't have a problem if you want to uphold the Ndigbo; you can do that by starting threads like:

1. Igbos are the most intelligent ethnic group on  earth
2.Igbos are the most innovative
3.Igbos are the  best in everything

or create threads to celebrate prominent Ndigbo : Chimamanda,Emeagwali,Achebe,Chris Uba etc. . .
/quote] When did chris Ub becoem a 'prominent' igbo?

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=341745.msg4792590#msg4792590 date=1256401497]You are the foolish one. What is honorary consul?. That man is Niger'a ambassador to UK.

http://www.niger-embassyuk.org/Embassy.html[/quote]I didn't say you were foolish,but semi-literate. . . which you have just re-confirmed with the link you provided :

The AMBASSADOR (Sem Adamou Seydou) in Paris covers London & the Mr igbokwe is the CONSUL . . . .duh ! 

Again as advised earlier. . . googled/read-up 'HONOURARY CONSUL' .

Contact:

Consul of the Republic of Niger to the United Kingdom
Bradley House,
Locks Hill
Tel: (+44)(0) 1702 533 172
Fax+44)(0) 1702 533 162
E-mail: consul@niger-embassyuk.org

Niger Embassy in Paris H.E Sem Adamou Seydou (Ambassador)

The Consular Office of Niger in the UK is open Monday to Friday from 9AM to 5 PM.
The Visa Section is open from 9:30 to 12:30 Monday toFriday.

Consul: H.E Dr. Chuma Igbokwe

Special Advisor, Finance: Dr Jacquie Jweedie

Special Advisor,Trade and Economy: Dr Obi Mbamali

Head of Protocols :Mr Michael Raji

Re: Nigerian Man Becomes Niger Republic's Diplomat to UK

The semi-literate who posted this should find out what a 'HONOURARY CONSUL' does , before making such sensational assumptions 

Q:WHEN WILL THE SUFFERING OF NIGERIAN STUDENTS PEOPLE END?


A:WHEN JESUS COMES 

I know this is really sad,I'm sorry,but  this was too funny to let go off  

The biggest mistake you made was to confirm/confess you met with another man.

You are the only one that can understand why you did it and if you actually didn't sleep with the 'friend'. . . . . . . . . . . no other person will,as long as its Nigeria.

The man obviously has been looking for a good excuse to kick you out & bring in someone else. . . . My only suggestion is that you cut your loses and leave the marriage ,take your baby & try to start again while you're still young.

This may sound blunt ,but its the only advice I can give,Nigerians generally don't view male / female 'infidelity' through the same lens.

until d Hausa people finish nigeria they'll neva be satisfied,

iya wo dimka
kilo wa se l'oja

mo wa r'ewedu

ededu elelo

ewedu cici

tete ma lo le
won ti fe pa dimka

ye ye ye ye
fila e ti jabo

ye ye ye ye
gele e ti jabo


sori too long to translate

:d

Gayigaskia:
my point is not about sex, it is about what we Africans are known of around the world: HOSPITALITY
we are one people, we are all nigerians, we are all almajiris, we are all 419's , we are all everything good or bad (stereotypes) in the eyes of the world. Removing begars or almajiris from Lagos is simple saying, think about what would happen in some northern cities , or those 3 countries he cited. All i'am saying is that our problems always begin when uneducated people like illusion2 who probably never left Lagos since he was born start making incendiairy comments like the one he made against those brotherly countries.

very good .Im checking all your previous posts to check if u have strongly condemened those that kill southerners in the name of religion up north !

Gayigaskia:
To illusion2:
AND MANY OF YOUR SISTERS SELL SEX IN THOSE COUNTRIES YOU JUST CITED

Gayigaskia:
To illusion2;

Your screen name said it all. Thanks i'am boko haram, but that doesn't address the fact that your sisters are prostitutes in those countries. And i'am not kidding around, i've been in those 3 countries.

Why are u people always obsessed with WOMEN & SEX ??  

The OP is talking about the degradation of the human rights of children in the name of 'Almajiri' & u're talking about sex & women . . .  .are u ok ?

Do u support Almajiri like the gov of kano state or not. . . . ?