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My Dad is a doctor and my Mum is a nurse. But most times, my Mum is the one that rams our backsides with injections.

Repeat this very fast - Red Ladder, Yellow Ladder

Please who is Idris Kuta?

There are 7 letters in Success and 7 letters in Failure.

vexxy:
Some of them are a bit hard to watch and I end up fast forwarding through half of the movie (extended party scenes, music playing too loud over a conversation, etc.) but I have enjoyed the stories of:

Games women play
Private Sins
More than Sisters
Break-Up
. . . . There are more but I don't remember the names. I've seen so many of them.

There's one where Emeka Ike pretends to be a broke cab driver to see if a girl would love him for him instead of his money. She does end up loving him and tada: He's rich.

Another one is about 3 siblings going to live in the city, one ended up going off and working hard, sending money back to his brother and sister but the brother was starting to keep the money for himself. He ends up marrying this girl who is evil, kicking his sister out of his new house (that he purchased with the other guys money) and sending the mom back to the village.

The other brother comes home and tada: Sets things straight.

And many more. It's just too much for me to type.

Vexxy, is it that you are a Nigerian who naturalised and became a US citizen or what?

I just found his website through Google but it's down.

Yay! How can I get the album? I'm loving that guy! Seriously.

Funny. If America is the seat of Satan, that means Satan must have a father. And his seat is in Nigeria.

layi:
I loved the agbalumo seed to bits and used to make it into earrings as well.

Are you a girl or you used to give the earrings you made to your girlfriend as birthday gift?

Chxta:
Their victims are often old white financially comfortably guys who are losers in the game of love. How else can one explain a guy swallowing all the bull rubbish that a girl from across the globe loves you, and then end up sending her money. Someone you’ve never seen before. Ain’t there girls in your city to checkout? Damn, the older the dumber.

Muhahahahaha!!! Very correct!

This is one of the jokes told by Sound Sultan

I see Kate for infront of that gate. As I see Kate, you know as a bobo now, I say Kate, if we intimate we no go seperate. You know as babes dey make guy wait, she come rotate, I come look am, she come give me date, say make I block am for their estate on the twenty-eight around eight. Omo straight, on the twenty-eight before eight, I don iron my gator straight, I go their estate. As I reach the gate, na im the gateman say "Wait!". He say who I dey find? I say na Kate. He say I no know say Kate's Popsie na magistrate? He say if the guy come na im he go begin dey legislate. I say na me you dey try intimidate? Wetin dey bring that kind lie you dey try interrogate. He say ok wait. As I see the magistrate, I prostrate straight. He say who I dey find I say Kate. He say im no dey appreciate make guys dey block Kate after eight say e no dey appropriate. I come say "Uncle I beg try co-operate" Infact, I come lie say I relate to Bill Gates. Na im the guy just throwey the gate say "call Kate, call Kate". As I see Kate, my belle begin sweet again and I begin gyrate. I come carry am go Golden Gate. This girl eat food reach like 5 plates, she drink minerals reach like 3 crates. No be say I dey exaggerate, I no fit estimate the rate. I come notice say her belle don dey elevate. She don even chop chocolate. I come look am I say Kate, this is time to deviate, this is not the end of the date. E get something else wey I go like to invigilate. Na im I carry Kate enter room, I lay am flat like slate. But before we begin communicate, before I begin penetrate. I first investigate...hmmm the thing wey I come see come begin dey frustrate. I say Kate! This thing don depreciate!

I wish my PC would turn to a plate of pounded-yam and vegetable soup, with chicken pepper soup and and and...Maltina!

I'm sure u guyz have missed

agbalumo,

I love Agbalumo.
I came here in September 2003.

I think hot-angel brought her Yoruba textbook(Alawiye) from Nigeria and she's copying it from there.

NOISE

Longest = about 8 months.

And what about surnames that start with Esu, Sango, Ifa, Awo,Ogun, Oya, Osun, Iku, etc. Any problem?

I think a name has a part to play in someone's life. In the Bible, Jabez prayed to God to bless him because his name meant "Sorrow" and he was really experiencing sorrow. God also changed some people names and that made them prosper e.g. Isaac to Israel or is it Jacob to Israel? and Abram to Abraham,etc.

Does anybody know this guy called Sound Sultan? He's a musician/comedian. I just watched a film in which he acted and "Nite of a thousand laughs" where he cracked some nice jokes. I think the guy's cute because of his skin and tooth-gap. Zo zexy!

Meeting point for the people of the Land of Naira!

I miss Nigeria because of Boli, Fan yoghurt and suya.

Adie funfun, ko mo rare lagba.
(Used to abuse old people who love playing with small kids.)

Opekete n dagba, inu adamo n baje.
(Adamo is sad because opekete is getting old)

Ogede dudu ko yabusan, omo buruku ko yalupa.
(Don't beat a child to death because he is wayward)

Bami na omo mi, ko denu olomo.
(Don't help a parent to beat his/her child. )

Igi gogoro ma gun mi loju, atokere lati n wo.
()

Aringbere ni moye dele, asaretete ko ni roye je.
(Slow and Steady wins the race)

Ha! Translation is hard work o.
Watch out for more...

Let me hail Ra a bit...
Omo Ibadan, kini so? So suo ni (so=show, suo= sure)
Ki lo je lana? Eran sikin ni (sikin = chicken)
Ki lo fi joko? Kusin sia ni (Kusin sia = Cushion Chair)
Ki ni time? Sefun Sap ni (Sefun Sap = Seven sharp)

I don't ask anybody how I look cos I've got a mirror.

Adetola, if he is domineering then he needs taming. No be so? If he is not tamed, it might lead to wife beating in the home.

Pidgin English isn't hard to read at all. Infact, it makes whatever you are reading more interesting. I think we need a Pidgin English Bible.

Oh yeah Kolerah, u remind me of those days.

Cholera