₦airaland Forum

We are not talking about her native dress here. Many people wear native dresses and still look dazzling. But Madam Ngozi? NO. The fact that she has bagged all the degrees in this world does not mean she is perfect without blemish. Looking good is her shortcoming.

Ray J

Lenny Kravitz

Janet Jackson

False. Denzel ko, Dangle ni.

The person below me is not a virgin.

The guy just wants to hear what we'll say. I think he's not for real.

CimonJorr, if you are looking for a dictionary of Pidgin English, there's one here.
http://www.ngex.com/personalities/babawilly/dictionary/default.htm 

Stealing hot-angel's method...

Williams Vanessa

Ha! Only one person with 45-count charges. The man deserves to be hanged! He is worse than all the thieves they normally burn to ashes in Lagos. OLE!

It's only natural for her to move on but I think she did that too quickly. Knowing the kind of society she lives in, methinks she should have chilled a bit! And umm, I heard she's already dating one Lanre Nzeribe. Stella, softly softly o. But she is indeed a beautiful woman.

Sean Puffy Combs

Mrs Okonjo-Iweala, Seun's sugar Mummy. Hehehehehe! What a combination! Infact, they fit well well.

Especially all those razz Fuji musicians who have never stepped classroom before. They bear titles like Barrister, Dr, Marshall, Commander, King, etc. Their gospel counterparts love Evangelist/Lady Evangelist and Dr before their names.
Not to mention chieftaincy titles that rich and wannabe rich Nigerian men and women bear e.g. Otunba, Asiwaju, Awise, Apase, Apena, Aremo, Bashorun, Basegun, Erelu and a very funny one borne by the former Deputy Governor of Osun State - Soroko.

Queen Latifah 

Please explain the e-voting system to people like me who don't know. I mean, how does it work? What's it like? Is it that people will vote on the internet or something? Thanks.

Please tell us some Nigerian slangs you know...just for fun.
Remember to put the meaning of each slang.
I have a few...
SLANG - MEANING
Fashi - forget it 
Peche - chill out
Amebo - backbiter/rumour-monger also called Gbeborun
Woze - slap
Guck - 1. sleep 2. believe a lie
Gbe ja - run away
Runs - try to do things the bad way. (I don't think that's the correct meaning )
Baffs - designer wears
Bakassi/Ikebe - Booty
ITK - All those "overserious" students. ITK stands for I Too Know
Aro - funny person. (peculiar to OAU)
Akata - White man
Jand - UK
Yankee - US
Ajebutter - rich, spoilt kid
Awoof - Free things

More...

From this picture, she is not beautiful jo. She looks like an illiterate woman with her headtie pushed to the fore of her head like all those market-women selling ponmo. Hehehehehehe!

To me, Seun and Kazey are geeks!

(IAH brings a microphone near Seun's mouth)
Mr Seun Osewa, since you said we are free to ask any questions, I'll like to ask..do you work or do you school? I know you work online but I mean day job.

Hmmm, that girl Seun posted looks so sweet and innocent...but the girl that won is not bad either.

Hehehehe, I can't stop laughing at everybody's contributions. Do you want to kill me with laughter? All of you, may God e you!

NYSC - [b]N[/b]ow [b]Y[/b]our [b]S[/b]uffering [b]C[/b]ontinues. That means after your "suffering and smiling" in the University, you graduate into another phase of "suffering and smiling". Honestly, I don't want to serve and I will never serve.

Please don't tear me into pieces for sayng this but I'm very firm on such issues! I will never marry someone that has a different religion! Even in my religion which is Christianity, there are some denominations I cannot marry. e.g. White garment churches, Deeper Life, J-Witness,etc. Apologies to all the people that belong to those denominations here. I know there is no denomination in heaven but I can't marry someone I don't agree with in spirit, soul and body. Apologies once again ooooo!!! I am very sorry. I do have friends who are Muslims but that is where it ends.

Kazey, it's not illiteracy o! There are many enlightened and educated guys(sorry, men) in Nigeria who have two or more wives. A good example is Gani Fawehinmi.

But Genevieve has got something - FANS! Do you know some people actually joined this forum to defend her? I'm tripped!

So this thread is still here...
I think Jesimiel has a point there...one "Allah" has a son and the other "Allah" does not.
Food for thought.

I speak, read and write Yoruba very very well. Who wan try me? Oya!

Elder! I am on my knees sir. Make I stand up?