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evictor305:
Good day guys.
My wife questions virtually every phone calls I make and receive and this is really becoming very annoying. Please I need your advice on this

TonyeBarcanista:
Me sef my Twitter Account is being managed by my committee of friends in Europe and Americas.

Genesiis:
A program was held on AIT this morning. Each time the presenters asks the APC representative the question "how does twitter contribute to insecurity in Nigeria" the APC guy kept responding that he could hear the question, that the sound was breaking.

I was just laughing profusely even the presenters had to laugh at some point.

This goes a long way to show that APC people support the ban not because they have any reason for doing such, just for unidentifiable and clueless reasons.

ChopBellefull:
Op did you click a link? What happened? I was scammed last year October via sportybet my account was cleared. No need for suicide bro, take it as part of life, 6 months from today you’ll be smiling or at worse have it as a memory.

My account was cleared i am living today still hustling while being careful. When you realize it’s part of life, life is a jungle no joy. So just move on bro

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sweat9:
Good evening pals!

Kindly pardon my circumstantial delay on my update.

Following the blessed morning, take your bath and freshen up.
Make averagely new friends within your accomodation and share most of your local foods with them i.e Garri, Maggi star,meat etc to the best of your ability.
Reason why is that,they would show you how to connect to the unlimited WIFI and access all your Gadgets inside your bed space,how to connect and maintain your Nigerian WhatsApp and UAE WhatsApp number simultaneously with double account apps from the Google play store and with the latest VPN, how to recharge your UAE mobile number from the terminal machine,how to buy another sim card aside the first one that you gotten from the Airport,some groceries to buy the cheapest of the discounted food stuffs beginning from Thursday to Saturday every week.
They would take you around your local area and would also teach you on how to cross the road on the zebra crossing lane, pedestrian light control,metro station boarding, bus station and a lot more because here isn't Naija ooooo that you can just cross anyhow it acquired a fine of approximately AED 200 if the CID or Police catch you.
You can't beg or bride them ooo my brother just keep this on your blessed heart.

Now the real business,What have you come to do in UAE?.
You need to actualize your golden goal which started with a well filed CV especially in UAE format.

Go to any internet Cafe shop,smile and the greatly cheerful with the receptionist attendant because you'll have the 5 stars promo discounts.
Before hand, list all your credentials on a paper and request the receptionist to assist you to develop your CV in different formats.
i.e clerk assistant, warehouse helper, car wash helper,Hotel attendance,and the least is the construction helper etc and take your passport photography with white background with just at least AED 70 or more but be smart and friendly.

Once it's done,on the forth day tell any of your closed friend that you had some experiences searching for jobs and even you've CV.
You would be ranked outrightly within them and that your visa is remaining 2months.

It's very important if you don't have any guide or lost your sincere friend or agent.

To be countinued.......it's late now

contigiency:
No matter who ever they bring forward, APC will still floor them in 2023.

Toks2008:
Don't be too sure, things are not always what they seem to be so there may be an underlying issue you have no clue about, forget that she is my friend, I know her too well line..

And perhaps you are the one then it means you were unfortunate to be with a crazy guy or maybe one out of 100guys who are exceptions.

And that your last line gives you away. You obviously have issues with respecting a guy.

Respecting a guy is a confirmed trusted mumu button.

minasu190:
Wishing myself a joyous birthday full of God's amazing blessings. My being alive and healthy today is as a result of none other than the almighty God. I'll forever be grateful to you, God. Happy birthday to myself

tunize:
Can they pass a bill that would compel all this politicians to get all medical treatment here in the country? This covid crisis dem nor use am develop hospital or learn anything.

onthehill:
Dino Melaye has asked President Buhari to transfer power to his Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo as he travels to London for a medical check-up on Tuesday March 30, IgbereTV reports.

On Monday night, March 29, the Presidency informed Nigerians that the President would be travelling to London, United Kingdom for medical check-up and would be back in the second week of April.

Taking to Twitter, Dino Melaye asked the President to transfer power to the Vice President through a letter to the National Assembly. He urged that the president should do this before leaving the country today.

He wrote;


https://twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/1376649778977771523?s=20

April 2019 was the last time President Buhari travelled for a medical check-up in the UK. He returned to the country in May, the same year.

https://igberetvnews.com/1386280/medical-trip-president-buhari-transfer-power-osinbajo-dino-melaye/

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MejiLoyon:
Who sleeps in an ashawo house? Oga nack your nack waka. One of my men that time obinna like ashawo house die. He is very shy. Even to calling ashawos. Na me dey do front. Plus he dey buy me free beer so I dey follow am go. Obinna go say he like that one...I go call her. He go nack pay come continue him beer. After sometime preeq go rise again. He go say make I call another one. Before the night obinna go nack like three. In a week he or two he don go through the hotel. Na to find another ashawo house again. Obinna na ashawo map. Every ashawo house for Akure he know am. Even obow street he don run am. Yes obow street na name of street O.
I see ashawos as cum buckets. This one nack that one nack everybody nack. Them dey find the LCM of preeqs. Funny part be say na married men dey full there. Because madam for house don lock yansh