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Romance › Re: I Don't Know What To Do by IamLEGEND1: 2:34pm On Jul 24, 2017

the relationship na by force?

Romance › Re: My Friend's Conversation With A Scammer(screenshots) by IamLEGEND1: 2:28pm On Jul 24, 2017

korrej:
No turn here war zone oo

Jacksparr0w1207 go concur.

Romance › Re: My Friend's Conversation With A Scammer(screenshots) by IamLEGEND1: 2:18pm On Jul 24, 2017

Where my afonja niggahz at?
They of the South West region & scam....

Romance › Re: See This Hilarious Wedding Invitation Card by IamLEGEND1: 8:29am On Jul 23, 2017

Bravo. I love it.

Romance › Re: Dear Ladies Read Pls(exclusively Babe)redb by IamLEGEND1: 6:33am On Jul 23, 2017

Cooking skills- 40

Head game- 65

Decency - 32

Intelligence - 58

Home training - 53

Pride- 92

Loyalty- 15

Slaying - 84

You thing say i go even consider you for my starting eleven for FIFA with those kyn stats?

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Romance › Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by IamLEGEND1: 8:14pm On Jul 22, 2017

A 104yr old ancestor posted that on Facebook?
Sounds very believable.

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Romance › Re: Ever Since She Left, Nobody Has Been Interested In My Self-con Apartment. by IamLEGEND1: 4:32pm On Jul 22, 2017

Abeg pass me the girl control....... Make she connect me with the baba wey tie the jazz for am......... The guy sure gan.

Also, Kill the turkeys and chop them.
Nobody want make tolotolo komot him eye.

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Romance › Re: A Wife/gf Who Masturbates Is She A Cheat? by IamLEGEND1: 4:22pm On Jul 22, 2017

Father Lord in heaven.

Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Picture by IamLEGEND1: 2:45pm On Jul 22, 2017

rossi5:
congrat.

�[i] Thank you. My dog & I appreciate it. [/i�]

Romance › Re: Should Married Women Still Party Hard by IamLEGEND1: 2:06pm On Jul 22, 2017

Benita27:
There's absolutely nothing wrong in a married woman hitting the club. She and her husband could decide to do that together as a couple. A little fun doesn't kill the marriage, it's when it becomes a habit that's bad.

i think that's pretty much what he was trying to say.

Romance › Re: Couples Who Met 2years Ago On Facebook Set To Marry (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 2:03pm On Jul 22, 2017

hibiscus76:
he proposed just at their 2nd meeting and some guys would want to screw the life out of a lady all in the name of boyfriend/fiancé and yet a happlily ever after is never guaranteed

You too you no dey screw the life komot for your guy body?

Abi your vagina_no get nerve endings?

Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by IamLEGEND1: 1:38pm On Jul 22, 2017

BiafraBushBoy:
Look at you,

No man in your life

No fruitful relationship,

Instead of finding solutions to her problem, you want her to be like you.

Makes me wondering, which guy would even date someone like you.

Ug...ly

Broke

Short

And uncultured..

Nonsense!!

Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Picture by IamLEGEND1: 1:03pm On Jul 22, 2017

Everyone is getting engaged or married now and i'm just here waiting for Sunday so I can watch game of thrones.

But my dog recently gave birth tho'. So I've got that going for me.......

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Romance › Re: Top And Fast Rising Nairaland Artistes You Should Follow Closely by IamLEGEND1: 12:50pm On Jul 22, 2017

Just don't include airforce in your list, bruh.
That guy has been upcoming for the last half decade him suppose don escape the earth's atmosphere by now.

Romance › Re: In Date With A Maami-water by IamLEGEND1: 12:44pm On Jul 22, 2017

This is what happens when you smoke too much weed while listening to Nas' & Damien Marley's- patience on repeat.

Romance › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2017;if Your Gf/wife Is Good In Bed She Have Practice For Years. by IamLEGEND1: 12:33pm On Jul 22, 2017

[b] The very definition of virginity has been skewed by centuries of moral adjustments and readjustment.
Everyone these days has his personal version of what virginity is supposed to entail. Some consider engaging in genital to genital stimulation and penetration as the ultimate deciding factor of a person's virginity- or lack of it, as it were. Some consider anyone who has engaged in any form of sexual activity to no longer be a virgin: anything ranging from self pleasure, digital stimulation,cunnilingus,_fellatio, to_anal sex.

Had this chick who I used to roll with back in the day, I'll digitally stimulate this girl to the heavens and back; get a BJ from her in return. but the one cardinal rule was I wasn't allowed to penetrate her with my phallus. Apparently she was saving herself for marriage.

Now, there are some who will consider her to be a virgin and others who wouldn't. So, not everything is black and white these days what with porn_being accessible to anyone at the push of a button.
And where is the issue of men's virginity in this whole argument?
Or doesn't our virginity matter?
I'm a huge proponent of the "one size fits all" principle when it comes to matters of a sexual nature [/b]

Romance › Re: Checkout Photos Of This Young Adorable Female Nigerian Police Officer by IamLEGEND1: 9:34am On Jul 22, 2017

lofty900:
I don't know why you're praising any female who joined police force just because she's pretty? Is it her prettiness that'll help reduce the crime rate in the country. You guys should stop all this myopic nonsense you guys are doing and start praising the real officers who sacrifice their lives so we can all sleep at night with our two eyes closed

Someone give this niggah a bag of onions, one carton of Vaseline, a scholarship, 82 virgins, Ebola, rat poison and make him the president of biafra.

Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Man For Trying To Finger Her In A Commercial Bus by IamLEGEND1: 9:23am On Jul 22, 2017

You just can never tell...... I've seen women cook up worse stories for no apparent reason.

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Romance › Re: My Date With This Amazing Babe by IamLEGEND1: 6:23pm On Jul 21, 2017

Romance › Re: Strange Rainfall In Togo by IamLEGEND1: 3:38pm On Jul 21, 2017

Togo! So that country still dey exist?

Romance › Re: Quiz Of The Day!! Solve This Within A Minute Then You’re Very Intelligent [photo by IamLEGEND1: 3:28pm On Jul 21, 2017

This thing nearly confuse me.

But it's simple...... Take the horizontal(yellow) stick out of the plus sign and add it to the 6 and you have

8-4=4

Romance › Re: Guy Invites Girl He Met On Facebook To His House And Discover He Was A Boy(pics) by IamLEGEND1: 2:28pm On Jul 21, 2017

him even suck your dick_finish

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Romance › Re: See What A Twitter User Said His Girlfriend Made Him Do For 6 Months by IamLEGEND1: 1:37pm On Jul 21, 2017*

Takes me back to my days as a pervert.
I'd ride into town everyday on my rhinoceros just to see this girl and she'll make me fetch 5 gallons of water from the stream for her..... which she then took to her boyfriend's home and used to cook for him and wash his clothes with after I left.

Chiamaka..... I doubt you're still alive but if you're reading this..... God punish you.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Was Your First Job? by IamLEGEND1: 1:36pm On Jul 21, 2017

McBrooklyn:
Blow_Job...

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Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by IamLEGEND1: 1:34pm On Jul 21, 2017

This thread is wrong on so many levels but something tells me a number of dem girls are hoping to be mentioned on it.

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard For A Lot Of Ladies To Control Their Sexual Desires. by IamLEGEND1: 1:10pm On Jul 21, 2017

makydee:
LOL
Terms and conditions dey involved.

terms and conditions gini?
Even after the 3 shidren? You be slave driver ni?

Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard For A Lot Of Ladies To Control Their Sexual Desires. by IamLEGEND1: 12:25pm On Jul 21, 2017

makydee:
Are you sure? can you take care of my three children?

I'll take care of 5 children, 2 grown-ups, 8 puppies and one_pussy. All you need to do is say the word.
Nah mean?

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Romance › Re: Sexy UNILAG Female Student Becomes Media Sensation With Her Ninja Costume (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 12:20pm On Jul 21, 2017

How is this relevant in any way?

Romance › Re: Please Your Mature Advice Is Needed:i'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Of Abortion by IamLEGEND1: 12:18pm On Jul 21, 2017

it's simple, you passed judgment on her friend and she is starting to resent you for it. You don start to show your true color and she's not sure she likes it.

Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard For A Lot Of Ladies To Control Their Sexual Desires. by IamLEGEND1: 10:42am On Jul 21, 2017

Mariinee:
Hehehehe..can you deliver it to the mediterranean sea?? That's where I live oh

We be like MTN.....we're everywhere you go.

Romance › Re: A Nairalander Shows Off His Sexy Body by IamLEGEND1: 10:25am On Jul 21, 2017

Victornezzar:
Nice 1 Bro
wen would guys stop disgracing deir fellow men just 2 gain likes

We are not proponents of vanity neither did we ask to see a picture of him in his underwear.
In other words- Niggah should've kept that shit_to himself.
seriously! No one wants to see you in your boxers...... How is that difficult to understand?

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard For A Lot Of Ladies To Control Their Sexual Desires. by IamLEGEND1: 10:17am On Jul 21, 2017

Mariinee:
Fulfulde?? Sounds Cool.
Cows keh? There's no grazing reserve in my area
I wanto buy cow for the coming Eid oh

I be omo herdsman.....any number of cows you need, i'm your man..... We deliver by train, by air, by Truck- you name it. Even by pick-up.

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