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LANDLORD72:
*A Former President Of United States Had this To Say, Hear Him:*
```When I think of the depth of the grave and the pounds of sand that will be thrown at us, no need to harm my brother.
When I think of the darkness that will invade the grave after closing, no need to hurt my sister.
When I think of the heat repressed by the soil and the amount of water that will drown me during the rains in the tomb I cannot make my neighbor suffer.
When I think that I will be alone, abandoned by all, I prefer to enjoy communion when I am alive.
When I think that my relationships are mowed by my past, I wish to perfect my future.
If I could be reborn to resume everything from scratch, I would no longer make mistakes in my actions. Because after a long meditation I understood that all is vanity on earth.
```
*May God help us to cultivate humility and love to our neighbors because vanity of vanity, everything is vanity.*

Wonderful

LilMissFavvy:
Who wants problems? I can't date or marry a single father. I would rather marry a not-so-rich- man, than marry a single dad.

Oya am "not so rich" marry me

That's left for people to say not u Mr man...

Comedian.
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What a funny way to plead for mitigation.

So should we be shaking hands with poverty or we should be trying to eradicate it.

I didn't know poverty is now a good thing

Fantastica!!!

Heyheyhey!!!
The first guy that commented just made my day
Vaahahahaha!

TSRC:
Too many start ups in Nigeria..
E be like say me self go create my own.

It's almost a capitalist economy... Go ahead my broda, u have the people's blessing.

The size of the YOU ARE FIRED on the sack letter of the bike man will be enormous.

Blackivy27:
Lol. He's a legend.

Legend Ever livet

In the western world this man will not last a day in police custody.

Where is our "freedom of speech" as constitution interpretes

Skookum:
Dx ur white enslaved mentality should change, with better strategy nd planing this is a potential tourist attraction, why do u tnk people all around the world attend osun osogbo annually.
How do dx affect being a developing or developed nation. If it's like that China would be regarded as underdeveloped nation

A concrete point �

OP u don drink Manya ...
Shedrach, meshach and abadnego stayed far long in what was described as "A furnace" not this Capet grass they used that quenched in no more than 3minutes

Blackivy27:
I like fela alot

Even in demise ladies still tripping for him.

Isn't he just a rascal
Baaaaadt babanla !!!

No one alive will take FELA's place in being the people's voice through music, femi tried for a while but stopped for some reason best known to him; 2face as well tried but was bullied to silence.
BURNA could just be another Afro god but will never take the "Afro god himself" FELA's place.

I've always known BURNA had words in him that will take him places.

[quote author= post=81205023]Even on her wedding day?!
Once a cheat always a cheat!
After the devil, fear 'some' women!
Quickest divorce in their Local Government!

Just a friend kill u dia!!![/quote]It's definitely the best man...
I know how these stories go.
Bitch was hoping to do one last gig... The guy probably assured her after that kiss they'll never see each other again.

Well for a guy like me
It's an opportunity to ask for sex immediately

U win I win
We both win

I've never been to a mortuary
But I heard stories about dead bodies causing trouble sometimes... Like fall down from were they were laid initially, deliberately creating work for the attendant.

SARS; special assassination response squad

Hired killers

I thought masquerades were spiritual beigns

I've quite had my experiments and discovered that white Garry kills the eye sight, so red is a recommend. But u can't take away the fact that ijebu garri hits the spot though

Babtunz:
The level of indecency among Nigerian media stars is out of this world, I always see Davido as a role model but since I saw the news of him reiterating his commitment to one cult group like that I totally agrees with President Trump for calling this forsaken country a shit-hole.
Nigeria needs help

Poop!!!
That Davido is in a cult group... as u say, has nothing to do with trumps statement. He was mainly emphasizing on govnt being a shitty organisation in Africa (esp Nigeria)

Fvckn shitholes

The problem with these ladies using tools on themselves is that they've yet to meet a guy like me...

Anybody with this lady's contact
Let me show her the massage sex technic; she will throw all her candle, cucumber, dido and everything away

And Chinese and Indians walk free here without papers. Even when they're caught they settle and roam free again... Oh my country!

But I thought pastor is supposed to be covered with the blood of Jesus... Why run

Danma:
I sold my plot of land almost 3y years now, without my mom knowing about it up till now. I also sell my bike � and ram � all because of this bet , I was thinking thati will win.. But thank god now, I stop betting

Tan God for ur life oh

Betting has a certain spirit that will always make u think there's luck with every game u play and then hope and optimism make u confident after playing the game... Until pooofff! Game burst and u put hand on head.

Everyone gets this same feeling everytime they bet and that's why this leads most people to do irrational things just to recover their loses. But u know the truth, ur loses can't be recovered, if u win the same amount u've been staking since its not the same money my broda it's just another money u won. That's what many punters don't understand.

I for one I bet, but I don't let my loses push my impulses... And one thing I do is start with my money then when I win I use my wins to stake again n again, and if it's exausted I pause for a while then start afresh.

Some call it gambling... I call it investment

But bet9ja owner will be swimming in a money bathtub right bout now... Something all punters ought to reason once in a while.
Betting won't make u rich; Establishment will

Na awoof dey purge belle... When ur Mobile network providers has given u data at a fee u say is too much... Oya get ur 5k back na

Mtn. Glo. Airtel will be laffin u in Swahili as we speak

Fash20:
Na wah oo... Don't dey rest? Even on Eid day!...

The ENEMY don't rest... He plans to strick when u least expect. Bokoharam can be stopped or frustrated till they're exiled to Cameroon or Mali ; the govnt hasn't just taken stopping the insurance and making the safety of even just one citizen's life as a priority.

This SARS sef, I've yet to see their relevance

They only pursue G boys Upandan, shoot sporadically without aim resulting to ending innocent people's lives.

What a waste of our good woman SMH

Rip to the fallen.

I've quite been around weed-men.... Does weed taste like peper soup?, each time a weed-man draws a slice he makes that sound like it peperish; why

kestolove95:
See him eyes

No be lie... D guy dey burn firewood well!!!

Too much alacrity and misconductgesterity excuse for YOUTHs
Am so disrezonatedly paracubus.