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Dat babe 'makambu' said "he chose d most painful way to die" .... Anty all sucide options are painful. Only one who sleep and did not wake up can be said as painless death.

In 1,000 ways to die; this kind of death is called "He sandwiched himself"

gudvibz:
Send me a mail first please omosamoni@gmail.com

Alrii beauty

gudvibz:
I do

smooth... So without further ado; can I get ur number or any means of connecting with u?

gudvibz:
wow wow wow, just when you think you've seen it all
Well at least the guy is been honest and straight forward with what he wants even though it might be insultive and embarrassing to the lady in question

Can I be straight forward with u?... I think u're a very fine girl even though I can't see ur pic, and I certainly know, from ur name, u're 4sure my kinda girl coz I love gud vibes. I think we'll be a perfect match 4 each other ... So wat say u

namiji2598:
so many people runs their business on facebook, so many connect to their families on facebook, so many got to meet their partners on Facebook, so many gets their daily bread on Facebook, so many got job adverts on favebook

Oga I know dat... Abeg no teach me again... D onez I've been learning since I was small is enough

Karleb:
Facebook is not responsible for this, you should hold companies like Tecno, Infinix, Samsumg, Apple... responsible for making smartphones. Let's not forget the likes of MTN, Glo, Airtell et al., they are also guilty for making affordable data available.

Or we could just hold the individuals who get themselves depressed and suicidal over common facebook and whatsapp posts responsible for whatever happens to them.

In fact the internet should kuku shutdown.

Funny u

krattoss:
Jayz is en route to attain god-like statues..

Dude is a business gem..

I call him the 'American Ibo man'... Who pray tell, he could trace back to the Ibo lineage.

MrCuteking:
Facebook has destroyed so many lives. Little wonder many countries have started placing it on ban.

I think Nigeria should ban Facebook to reduce jealousy and suicide.

Before you quote me please know it's just my opinion.

No be fight

U made a very good point here... So many Nigerians now live their lives based on facebook rules; in fact some literally live n breath facebook... And I don't disagree that it contributes to suicide cases cos those very set of people I've talked abt above get really affected when they go online n see post of friends going big or doing big thinz on social media, espclly fb... And like so anytime dey go online they get off depressed, and u know depression keeps building.

If am ever opportuned to meet this man in my lifetime, I've got just two questions;
1. Very sincerely, do u absolutely honestly consider this height a blessing to u or a Purnishment ?
2. No hard feelings bro but just to keep curiosity at rest, How long is ur dick? (asking for a lady friend)

Best garbage I ever heard dis year, I was even expecting some head banging hip hop beat ... Snoop had to remove his interest the moment his weed wore off n he realised it

Weed can make u do stupid things

AwkaetitiBabe:
No matter how broke you are, you'll definitely see someone who loves u just like that.

Oh really
Please anty help me find one... Or perhaps I've found "The one" ...

I see these two kids doing "mama n papa" in primary 4 making out in the restroom.
oh sweet primary school days...oh Gennifer where ever u are hope u remember too �

ImaIma1:
Where he got her number should not be what is paramount. What does she want to use the source for?

I tire oh!!!
I don't get dah fvck why girls be asking dat shit ass question all the time... Like should ur number be a kind of no access code or something

The was way too informal jarey, he either doesn't know how to difrerenciate formal texting from informal... Or, he was probably kinda hoping the chat will get cozy and he chykes her first before hitting the point... Uncle should've just type everything in one send if possible haba!, shit started looking like a joke... Even if ur texting a girl for the first time to chyke her sef u still have to be straight to the point at first.

The lady too sef has no chilll... She's probably been through this kinda shit a mil times... And I'm guessing she's that snobbish mean ass type dem.

Cornerkick:

I'm thinking of getting a complete bench set like the one in the Photo( at least 75kg set) ... But not now though.... How much should I be placing my mind on?

Heyheyhey!!!
Naija
Hungry peepul

State of the nation. Agbara lusada ridges called road. Where a tanker carrying fuel fell down yesterday afternoon, fuel flowing down the road like a river. Thank God no casualties...
#somuchhaschanged#
#ogunstategovtdoourroadsforusall#

Mods please put this on fp thanks n regards.

ASPIREX:
SADLY,.......our greatest undoing as a people is our inability or perhaps outright refusal to mind our own business.

Ned Nwoko is an adult.

Regina is also an adult albeit young adult.

Her parents are experiencesd adults.

The formula works for all concerned.

Same formula worked for Bianca & Odumegu Ojukwu

Also worked for Shade & Chief Okoya

Other examples abound even in our immediate environment.

We are all on earth to experience and grow. The most we can do is support and maybe empathise with each other.

I never for once blamed the old man, never saw the marriage as an underage marriage... I've seen people way older marry people way younger... And besides she Regina Daniels is old enough to know fully well what she wants and what she don't, and more to that she accepted the marriage knowing that people will judge her but she didn't give a fvck.

Dear "Shan jug "... Did he force Regina stupidniels to marry him at gunpoint

That asides though... Here's one of the ladies on my list of Nollywood Veterans I'd love to fvck b4 I die "Shan George baby"

Does this prove the line "what a man can do, a woman can do better"

This is unheard of... Ever!

daddytime:
Hmmm..how much was he expecting to make from that slipper pinch that'd warrant the risk he was going to put the unsuspecting courier through?

People like that don't give a fvck about the carrier... They all about the prize getting to em

Good!!!
I like this kind of justice... Lol they put his brother's Corps on him , let him feel how it is to be on the other side of being the killed and not the killer.

Tonto is damn right... IK ogbona, Alex ekubor, yomi casual, Bryan okwara etc are all modafvcking gays. They friendzy themselves...they 3some /4 some Bleep one another asses.

Fvking assholes
Spits

They gave u 7 wonderful seasons, Wat d Bleep else are u guys looking for... White people and their over "we get right" attitude

Only if this man could hit the dumbbells and barbells once in a while... god amongst men!

AkataYeriYeri:
Wtf
Why shoot them when you have captured them already?
Why so heartless?

If u've been a victim of these beasts or someone u know have been terminated by the likes of them... U will even hope they'd killed them on the spot

These be playing games real good and go Scot free.

But wait... Must twin kids wear the same clothes

Wow!
Wonderful...is it entirely produced there piece by piece or just assemblage only?

Some people are just so engraved with foolishness... Okay will the burning of the shirt change everything or reverse time

There's a difference between passion and obsession.

Gaaarrrddd!!!
South Africans are ugly

Worwor over worry dem

[quote author=Corte post=78065130][/quote]Exactly the first impression that came to my mind

At least all the quickies and short sex sections they've been having in secret will now be officially unhidden and for the longer term