₦airaland Forum

DUNDEEMASTER:
If Liverpool loose this match baa , I will donate my balls to the first person to quite me .
If u are yet to believe that Liverpool are the owner of this league, u must be high on cold expired igboya and odogwu bitters mixed together

God determines the final result man.

This man!

This is becoming serious and this people are beginning to bit more than they can chew.

Wow! This is great!

PrinceOfLagos:
Mynd44 lalasticlala Oam4j, I think this thread is front page worth

Reno Omokri is not well informed of the latest happenings in Nigeria from his united States base

Bashir is close to the corridors of power, he knows better .

Very true. If GEJ comes back I will vote for him.

Husbands know thy wife, you never knew who you married. She sold her egg without your knowledge, next thing is her pride as a wife to highest bidders. I pray may happiness be restored in your home again.

Where are all this people now? Posterity will never forgive Wole Soyinka.

Yuneehk:
Nah, I'm actually not a northerner

Jesus! Jesus! Who slap me??
I am shocktalized!

Serial48:
So after 6years of illegal cohabitation and plenty of sex, Babe took me out last night and asked me to marry him. Guys i was too into the moment that i forgot to take pictures.

First, before I congratulate you I will advise you to ask God for forgiveness for your sins. I am happy you recognized your wrongdoings. Make sure you don't allow anyone close to you follow such line of actions again. Congratulations and I pray may God forgive you and may your home be blessed.

Yuneehk:
What the northerners call Dabino. It's called Dates in English. It's a natural sweetener, and very healthy as it's packed with nutrients. Some chew it like that, while it can also be used to sweeten drinks. I personally do not like eating it like that, but use it for Kunu Aya.

A northern sister spotted here. Well done ma.

inoki247:
This same ASUU wey dey protest na dem dey rig failure as government...

When next election show now nd the strike is still on diz same ASUU VC will be called by INEC to come nd become REC dey will neva reject...

Both FG ASUU are greedy folks wu doesn't see any future in the youth.....

And JAMB still dey sell form allow people write exam abg shey JAMB don build schl for people wey dem dey sell form for.....

My brother nor kill me with laughter.

Our under 20 men and women always performs better than the adult team. I wish them good luck and good game.

Nice one

SERAP should just go and rest, wetin self!

Bros why are you displaying your foolishness online. You are the cause of your loss.

None deserve the seat only GEJ should return back.

May she be found hale and healthy and in one piece.

Chai God save my people in the north and give vengeance to all those who have lost a loved one to this charade. Expose their sponsors and may their punishment be greater.

This makes it the 3rd traditional ruler Oyo state has lost in the space of two years. May God grant the family the fortitude to bear this loss.

Arsenal are losing again tonight! Sorry to all Gunners fans. Success blues.

N100 before I left Naija

Bakbillz44:
40k fam. Transport to work, 46k monthly. I no know who dey pay who now

Damn I was once in this shoes man! Who is the boss now?

We thank God!

One reported dead! Only she died? May her soul RIP.

Why wait till April 27th you guys should have started April 16th only then we will know you guys are serious. As if that is the problem Nigerians are facing now. Oga face front.

goslowgoslow:
Sorry Fela"s mother was the first woman to drive car in Nigeria.

Look closely sir, Igbo is written there.

Then Nigeria is rich, why then is the president still appealing for loans up to and down. Or is there something secretly hidden that this administration is constructing and using the money that Nigerians don't know? Remember after your tenure, most of you will have to answer to the money you people are spending and collecting as loans.

"Denazify" that word struck me. I must confess first time I seeing the word I have to quickly look it up on Webster's. Mhen even in Nairaland too we learn everyday. Thank you @OP.

Presidential candidates in Nigeria don dey plenty pass we the voters oh! This is why I love American politics.

If you receive 50 presidential aspirants how is that our problem. You have said what concerns you by telling your people that you wanna go for second term, if they like you and you are doing well they will vote for you. Leave the aspirants you are meeting story, it doesn't concern any of us.

She is beautiful and may God bless her home.