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rottennaija:
I fly a plane, a jet. Please Op, what will they likely ask me?

How you would like to crash.

galarbagalapazy:
NIGER DELTA PROBLEM

No be lie.

hollywater:
Did they rescue the Chibok girls? If not i am not impressed.

Apart from those girls, make them even catch Shekarau self. We only hear that they caught sect leaders, we don't see the pictures of those arrested. I like this government. It befits Nigerians!

This whole nonesense is not making sense to me yet, unless Shekarau himself has been nabbed.

acidtalk:
I waited patiently for a silly person to say this and it appears Nairaland's second runner up dum*best member won the award this time.

When Picture of a cow with a horse picture came up years back, you people said it was Pgotoshop.

When of recent a dog with a human face came online, you all refuted the story.

Now this has come up and a silly senseless kid is still saying its Photoshop.

If you don't believe God has the Ultimate Power to ulter and create whatever He wills then just come out and say it instead of pretending to be a christian with the mind of an atheist.

The Air your breath, day and night, growing plants, your sleep, flying birds, child birth and a billion others are all signs of the Miracles of God Almighty. But only those with instinct and intellect will reflect and Praise God for this.

If you detest that its not a photoshop, why dont provide a link to a reliable news site that stated this discovery. After all, its a great discovery that should be all over the internet and news outlets. And mind you, God is not a human that finds interest in altering what he has already made perfect. You are supposed to know that the pic is a photoshop!

To know when to and when not to carry your umbrella along!

[quote author=johnydon22 post=43761428][/quote]The satelite and rover belongs to which country?

As i dey here for house, directly opposite uselu secondary school, for benin city..... Body just dey peper me. Up to 4 days wey we never see light. E just be like say make i run comot from nigeria.

OgbeifunErom:
If you hate that southwest , why are you and your family members living in that same southwest ?

I guess you have no choice

Keep hating Yorubas , they keep progressing

One thing is reading, another thing is understanding. I think you have problem with understanding. By the way how old are you? I thought i asked Seun to stop allowing kids on nairaland?

Dawdy:
It's all lie. Nasa has said that they couldn't pass through the van allen radiation belt. In that case, how did they get to the space and the moon? You dogmatic Nasa's followers should wake up.


NASA engineer admits they can't get past the Van Allen Belts ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE

But NASAs weren't the first on the moon. The Russians were!

1shortblackboy:
Sometimes I imagine these snakes wondering what they ever did to us to warrant this kill at site atittude

It is because they got the sting at sigth attitude too.

Gerarahere:
abi? he wan make competition kick start,am already in talks with the manager of bank of industries, i want to host africas biggest aero industry

Hope u are prepared 4 loss.

osesology:
This might be `transfered aggression'. The teacher probably had a bad day at home and decided to come and vent it on the students. But this one the proprietress is boasting like a woman possesed, some big brothers never way-lay her for road before, abi? ok na, there's always a ``first time'' to everything.

Bad guy!

bokohalal:
Transparency International is being mischievous or downright ignorant of the war against corruption in Nigeria. No African country has taken on corruption headlong as Nigeria. The mind-boggling amount mentioned is more than the GDP of the named countries.

If I may ask, is Buhari into anti-corruption war, or political witch-hunting?

tellwisdom:
Op, na ghetto u dey live?..Why the road leading to your house come be like Lokoja road?

Bad guy!

toms55:
Dem try, oga still sey kuje self contained room sha, free food, free cloth, free everything








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Ftc nothing special, why LadyF and Introvert dey always shout nigbayen

On the FTC, they were animals.

Ussyyn:
Lol na this Kind Yansh Dey break Person Di.ck


See Her Fans Funny Epic Replies Here:- http://www.melogist.com/chichi-igbo-says-her-bum-can-break-coconut-photo/

No be lie o.

EHMIR:
Bum just stiff like frozen akpu
olorun dis one go wound ur di.ck if she rides u

LWKMD. You nailed it man!

Explorers:
18. Marathon Runners at the first modern Olympic Games held in Athens, Greece.1896.

These folks were only running for the golds and not the records!

Jessidaisy4:
Both the "guy" and "gurl" are stupid

Infact, u sef no well

kay29000:
lol! This reminds me of a couple of years back when I went to meet my friends at a bar. I was meant to have gone there with them earlier, but I had to finish some work at home. So, I got there, sat down, ordered my Big Stout, and as I was about to take my first gulp, I spotted something unusual on the table. There was a glass of beer with a small torchlight Nokia phone inside it, with the torchlight on. I looked around at my friends, and none of them seemed to notice it, till I called their attention to it. Men! My friends were so drunk one of them put his phone inside his cup of beer and no one noticed it. Shayo na bastard.

LWKMD!

What if it lands in the ocean?

Integrityfarms:
Of a truth God is love and patient! I can't imagine how man will accuse one with such a heinous crime of human arson. Thank God he is God, if na me that so called prophet no go talk finish I use thunder strike am on a gradual basis till he dies in wreathing pains for such wicked blasphemy!

Me too

kiddie:
I've got this burden I would like to share johnydon do you believe in voodoo

What a brilliant question!

I don't really know much about biology. But I think the transperency must have been caused by some abnormalties or the frog must have created in a science laboratory. And perhaps, it might be some expensive work of art. BTW you wanna eat a frog? SMH for you!

Explorers:
Meanwhile in Africa, dragging lions back to their cage.

E be like say na charm d guy dey use take drag d lion so.

ademega:
their stupidity is back to back

LWKMD!

@OP, girls like you always make me think about having a baby-mama rather than wife. Dis-virgined girls are like plates without lids(covers) they are good for nothing!

RobinHez:
And why would I want to do that in the first place?

A warning to the kids.

CELEBOLOFOFO:
I really pray Chelsea wins and etoo should score

Eto'o as how?

johnydon22:
Yes my brother there is..

It is caused by a tornado that happens in the sea.. https://www.maniacworld.com/twin-tornadoes-at-sea.jpg

it sucks up anything it comes in contact with in the swirling strong wind.. water, fish, dirt and even crocodiles in some cases.

these are trapped in the atmosphere and moves along with the direction of the wind to another location just like any other rain cloud..

Pours back down with rainfall when the wind movement in the atmosphere diminishes...

Am not trying to disagree with you. But it is GOD's will. What about the day it rained snakes? And if you notice, you will realise that the fishes are usually of the same species/breeds. Does it means the tornado went for only that type?