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Family / Re: Can You Marry Someone Like Your Mom Or Dad?? by IAmTobore(m): 4:10pm On May 28, 2020
God forbid I marry someone like my mom. And I doubt if my sisters would like to marry someone like dad.

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Culture / Re: Yusuf Bayero Is Dead! Emir Of Kano's Uncle Dies by IAmTobore(m): 2:51pm On May 11, 2020
Grace001:
Rip to him. Sanusi right now cheesy grin
I thought he's supposed to be Sanusi's uncle?

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Why isn't Sanusi bearing "Bayero" also?
Family / Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by IAmTobore(m): 12:54pm On May 08, 2020
vickthorious:

wetin dey happen between una now? still frends
The first girl, I don't know of her where about. But I can find her if I want to.
As for the grown up girl, I don't know if she still exists.
Religion / Re: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by IAmTobore(m): 11:53pm On May 06, 2020
yinkaadesegha:
SHARE YOUR DREAMS AND THE HOLYSPIRIT WILL HELP INTERPRET THEM
I have these dreams that has been baffling me.
1. I see myself in rough and muddy path, crossing a dilapidated road.
2. At times, I pull things endlessly out of my mouth.
3. I saw a solar eclipse in my dream. I was on a rough and muddy path when I experienced the eclipse. Though it cleared before I woke. ( This is the first time I'm seeing an eclipse in my dream)
4. At times I drive and lose control of the car, at times I get on a bus, sometimes I even try to take control of the bus.
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by IAmTobore(m): 10:46pm On May 06, 2020
julieeni:
smileyI'm over it now, at least I didn't give in to thoughts of commiting suicide cool I used to hate him and wish him death, but not anymore because I have forgiven him and I wish him well, but he will never see his son again.
You are punishing your son, not him. If you love your son, always allow him speak with his father.
Travel / Re: Trailer Loaded With Goats & 30 People From Bauchi, Intercepted In Delta State by IAmTobore(m): 12:14pm On May 06, 2020
Ezennwa:
hmm!

Why are Muslims Hausas running away from their States, what is really pursuing them.

He who fetches firewood infested with ants invites lizards to his house.


I see your deliberate attempt to cause a religious conflicts.
Sports / Re: Sani Kaita Celebrates His 34th Birthday Today by IAmTobore(m): 2:27pm On May 02, 2020
jericco1:
Which of the sani kaita?? undecided
The specialist in red card.
Politics / Re: Lalong: I Won’t Relent Until The Last Almajiri Is Relocated From Plateau by IAmTobore(m): 7:58am On May 02, 2020
beeblack:
You people brought virus to this country unknowingly, and started causing problem to Almajiris.

Why can't u make shelter and provide food for them during the lock down?
Dem no dey go their papa house? At the moment, I dey my mama house. Wey their mama and papa?
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Lose Interest When A Lady Acts Interested In Them? by IAmTobore(m): 7:57pm On May 01, 2020
piamily:
I have noticed men especially African men loose interest when a lady becomes interested in them even just a bit. I really don’t get it.

Do men expect women to hate them even when the men love the women? Cos I don’t understand if it should be mutual or not

Your views please
Let me get it straight. Sharp guys (aka the players, the alpha males) will usually respond quickly, take advantage of the opportunity, chop the girl.
But the betas have a slow response to stimuli. If you really love the guy, give him time.
Science/Technology / Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by IAmTobore(m): 9:03am On May 01, 2020
Wonderful. I always have a feeling that there's a lot off stuff lying under the African soil. The question is. What happened on this land millions of year ago. And how was life like for the Africans of those days.
Romance / Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by IAmTobore(m): 10:29pm On Apr 30, 2020
J111333:
For wanting to friendzone that innocent but smart dude, you probably won't make heaven. sad
I don't know what girls enjoy in that dastard act. I told one to delete my number but guy she no gree o. I'm contemplating changing my line.

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Romance / Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by IAmTobore(m): 10:24pm On Apr 30, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Use the both guys to your advantage


Keep joe guy for assignments and handout test and other class stuff



While use the new guy for your finances phones,clothes,eateries wigs


And please stay in school hostle that way non of them can bother you with sex cause they can't gain access to girls hostel and you ever visit any of them reduce your sexual conversation with joe guy and learn to keep your phone private.....Hope it helps smiley
u should have sent this to her DM
Family / Re: My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave In Our House & I Do Not Know How To Stop by IAmTobore(m): 9:44pm On Apr 30, 2020
Sisijetue:
Person way get cap no get head and person way get head no get cap....that’s your case ma’am..Appreciate every bit of him remember you can’t have it all. Why do you want to create problems anyway if you don’t want him domestic get a maid
That would be the worst thing she will ever do!
Family / Re: I Am Ending My Marriage Because Of These (see Reasons And Give Advise) by IAmTobore(m): 7:30pm On Apr 30, 2020
DopeDrugDealer:
I really pity Simps, only them go through these mumu situations. Nothing beats being a sharp\jasi guy.
Hope you know people have different attitude. Everybody must not live life the same way.
Travel / Re: Worst Bridge In The World At Igwe Ito, Obi LGA In Benue State by IAmTobore(m): 7:04pm On Apr 30, 2020
sundayoga:
It is located in Igwe Ito, Obi Local government Area of Benue state, Nigeria.
It's priceless. They should build another one elsewhere and keep that one and maintain it.
Family / Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by IAmTobore(m): 6:53pm On Apr 30, 2020
JayPeeOham:
The only funny thing that comes to my mind is the scenario of the first time I got kissed by a girl.........lol grin


I was in this relationship with a girl older than me with about 2 or 3yrs, really can't remember. She came to visit me and it was time for her to leave so i went to see her off on a cool evening.

We got to this very lonely road, just like a flash. she bent my head over coz I was taller, placed her lips on mine for a kiss that lasted for at least 5 seconds.


I struggled to release myself from her which I did, she started laughing because she could see the shyness all over me.


Before she knew it, I ran back to my house without saying bye to her, the race back to the house took almost 5 mins but I never stopped nor looked back. Voom! I ran straight to the bathroom, picked up my toothbrush.........you no the rest of the story!!!!!! grin


My first kiss was from my female classmate when I was still in primary school. Though I can't remember the class. We were playing when she did it. I was shocked while she laughed. I wanted to raise alarm, but she frowned and that was how I kept shut. Along the line, I later molested her alot before I left the school. I still miss her though. I know their house but I wouldn't go there to check on her because I feel I haven't achieved much.

The second kiss I got. I was still in that primary school then. And my mom ran a buka. Students from a nearby secondary school would usually come to buy food from my mom. There was this grown up and very cute girl. She was way older than me. Starting from the day she set her eyes on me, she wouldn't leave me. Whenever she comes to buy food from my mom, she would always call me her husband, hug and even wrap her arms around me. I always ran from her anytime I see her and my mom usually laughs over it.

Well, one afternoon, I was out in the street playing with my friends and I was seated in a wheelbarrow when all of a sudden I saw her coming with her friends. She saw me and started hailing me as usual and I just used hands to cover my eyes in shame. This girl walked close and gave me a kiss right there inside the wheelbarrow. Chai, ground nearly swallow me. And my friends started hailing me.

Well she stopped everything as I grew older and entered jss. Then she just decides to greet me and pass when she sees me.

That was then.

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Family / Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by IAmTobore(m): 6:09pm On Apr 30, 2020
YngDenzel1:
2011 when i was writing waec, a tout came into our examination hall with a dagger and clean everybody including the invigilator, fear catch am he nor know say na warri e dey.. base on street smartness the tout no see my sh1t take.. we nor dey put money for pocket na socks we dey put am..

Mehn.. I nor fit forget dat day.. it was as if the guy dey collect offering, from sit to sit,, but dem later collect some of the stuffs back, at least all the phones, after involving the community chairman.. some of us know the guy, so we had to snitch so that we can write the paper

Fear who no fear waff town... grin grin grin
Wow. I also wrote WAEC in 2011. But it was in Ibadan. Fight broke between two boys. Let me call them John and David. I don't really know what caused the fight as we were brought to write in the school from another school.

After the fight, John had a swollen eye and was flogged on the assembly before we started exam and David was no where to be found.

When exam was ongoing, we noticed some guys following David. It turned out they were guys loyal John. They pounced on him(David) and started beating him. He managed to escape after headbutting one of the guys on his jaw.

During the exam period one of the girls we were writing exam with was killed by an over speeding car. Very crazy.
Family / Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by IAmTobore(m): 5:36pm On Apr 30, 2020
AmazingMOG:
but I opted to help he couldn’t meet up

The truth is many of these guys begging are scams or are you of them?

Some are genuine but majority are not
I beg oga i need a laptop to start learning programming and coding. If u get d one wey u fit dash me, or u fit give me small cash make I take support d one wey my brother one give me. I go appreciate.

Try use those offerings money touch small lives.
Family / Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by IAmTobore(m): 5:06pm On Apr 30, 2020
solasoulmusic:
at least your back up again bikes are really slippery in the rain and around sandy stony areas
Yeah I'm fine now.

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Family / Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by IAmTobore(m): 4:46pm On Apr 30, 2020
Orestino:


Haha I swear almost all game freaks would have had this experience except the 'get inside' ones sha
my mom was going to hang me because I came late from school ( of course she didn't have physical power to do that). She thought I was out chasing girls ( I don't know why she was fond of chasing girls away from me and was always getting angry when she sees a girl talking to me).

Bottom line was that..... I had gone to a game house. But to her, I had gone out with a girl.

Funny enough I rarely remember all her wrong doings to me. Maybe it's because I'm chasing after money.
Family / Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by IAmTobore(m): 4:39pm On Apr 30, 2020
solasoulmusic:


I’m sorry to hear that ... more healing to you I hear you ...sometimes you learn from the pain what you did wrong I pressed on the breaks to hard and then going over the bump didn’t help at all
It was a steep slope and tarred road. The road was also bent(Pretty crazy). I saw heaps of sand on the road( obviously caused by flooding) around the bend, then I applied breaks multiple times ( if I had known I would have tried to stop). That was how I lost balance and landed on the ground after barely crossing the heap of sand.

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Family / Re: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by IAmTobore(m): 4:11pm On Apr 30, 2020
solasoulmusic:
Danger Hill bike ride lol I remembered because I saw a man get off his bicycle to walk the rest of the way down today and I remembered how daredevil we were with bikes twice as big as we were

The hill has dangerous bumps not spaced out correctly and a steep slope that without good brakes your a goner you will roll a bit well I didn’t roll but I scraped my foot on the pedal it wasn’t funny but it was like a testament to just Mumu living and follow follow Wetin carry me there na all of us.

Funny enough everytime I’ve gotten hurt I’ve been convinced by others lmao
That’s the funny part
The joy of finally being able to ride a bike in my late 20s made me take on an adventure.

I was going down hill at a very high speed when I lost control and fell. I sustained multiple injuries on different parts of my body including my palms.

Though the crash didn't stop me from continuing the adventure, but it took time before my injuries healed.

It happened on the 11th of march this year.

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Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by IAmTobore(m): 8:33pm On Apr 26, 2020
Please can anyone explain this dream for me?
I was on a rough and muddy path, and I experienced multiple solar eclipses. Though the sky cleared before I woke up.

And for a while now, I've been seeing myself either on a rough and muddy path or crossing it.

Can anyone explain these dreams to me? Especially the one where I witnessed a solar eclipse.

Thanks.
Properties / Re: Catholic Church, Market, Houses Collapse In Benue State. Many Injured by IAmTobore(m): 6:34pm On Apr 26, 2020
flackoFlint:
With the way we anticipated this 2020, we for just March time for 2019
No be lie. We for just wait till 2021 b4 we release am.

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by IAmTobore(m): 3:44pm On Apr 25, 2020
Lawalemi:

Toh. We learn everyday. Actually I served there ten years before him and I wanted to provide that guide
All these older brothers that likes to control their younger brother. How did you feel when you finally got scammed?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Launches First Military Satellite Into Orbit After Months Of Failure by IAmTobore(m): 6:50pm On Apr 24, 2020
See Nigerians taking sides on US - Iran issues. When are we going to start fighting for ourselves?

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by IAmTobore(m): 5:45pm On Apr 24, 2020
Lawalemi:
I was. I had a younger brother going for youth service in sokoto state from Lagos. I needed to locate a park where he could board bus in Lagos. Pronto I switched to Google and I stumbled on a phone number for Young Shall Grow transport company. They have no website!
I stayed at outskirt of Lagos but this individual promised on phone to pick my younger brother at Berger on the travel day enroute Sokoto if only I could pay into his bank account. Somehow, he gave me a personal account number which I queried but I eventually succumbed following my dire need to conclude the arrangement.
Till tomorrow, I've not been able to get my money back.
I was quick to make alternative arrangement for the boy seeing how things were going.
I wrote to Ecobank stating the account that I paid into but they requested that I brought police to follow through.
I gave up on it eventually. It was 10,000 naira.
Trying to remember the name of that account owner
Was your brother a kid? Why do you think he can't get a bus himself?
Adverts / Re: UEIG Webinar: A Must Attend for MSMEs Owners/Professionals/everyone by IAmTobore(m): 5:37pm On Apr 24, 2020
Efewestern:
Thanks bro, will invite some of my friends to participate.

cc: Mystiquefia, Sanchez01, IAmTobore
I sight u bro

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Religion / Re: Why Do I Always Forget My Dreams Before Waking Up From Bed? by IAmTobore(m): 8:45am On Apr 24, 2020
Bigchristo:
i am experiencing same thing too, I had such a dream this night places I’ve not been for years I saw my self there
I left that place since 14 years ago but last night I dream of that place.
It seems like this lockdown is going to cause lots of setbacks and stagnation to so many people. Moreover, that's what our leaders want. A poor subject to rule over. I'm saying this because of the amount of people that has been saying they had this kind of dream.

Sometimes you don't only need prayers, you need practicals too.

I will suggest anyone and everyone reading this post should learn a new skill in this lockdown period. Just learn anything new.

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Religion / Re: Why Do I Always Forget My Dreams Before Waking Up From Bed? by IAmTobore(m): 7:54am On Apr 24, 2020
yyba:
chairman may God bless you for your response, please my best friend always see snake trying to bite him, or just see it in his dreams . please do you have any knowledge ?
He is surrounded by enemies portraying themselves as friends. I used to have that same dream, but I don't take it serious. I ended up being betrayed by the person I trust most.

He should stop telling his secrets to anyone. He should stop revealing everything about himself.

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Romance / Re: Her Mother Said She Can't Marry An Ebonyi Man by IAmTobore(m): 12:08am On Apr 21, 2020
@Giwoni

I know it's not easy. But you should be thankful that you won't be ending up with a Jezebel.

I doubt if she went to her mother's place. She has gone to spend the lockdown with another man. Did you ask her to put her mom on the line when you called her?

And tell that brother of yours not to rush you.

I beg, I use God take beg you. You see as she has left, just let her be gone. Don't bring her back into your life again. Go and look for another girl.

Hope you people have seen why it's essential for a guy to have multiple girlfriends.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by IAmTobore(m): 11:04pm On Apr 18, 2020
charmingfrank:
Alright since we are all giving stories. This happened during my undergraduate days. This shocking and it's a true life story

It was 100level first semester, a student of philosophy, one of my course mate died, at home during that ASUU strike of 2012. So her boyfriend didn't know that she was, after the strike everyone resumed back to school including the dead girl.

On resumption she was in class with us and her boyfriend has been eating her food and staying with her without him knowing she is a ghost.

On one particular day, we were having a lecture, Phil 102, the girl sense that someone was coming from home to pick her belongings in school, she told the lecturer that she want to go an ease herself.

Few minutes later her dad was escorted to the LT with our hod and told us what happened, a real cold fell on everyone because we just saw her left the class and we were informed she has been died for 6months now.

NB: There is more to life that meet the eyes. Be carful out there

@Joyfullyjoyous. This is d kind of person u encountered. They keep roaming till they are called back.

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