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Rhodalyn:
i too know that this post was made ages ago

ITK that Rhod should check again the date of that post.

ITK i officially launched this thread after its re-opening.

it was some serious Bedroom Boom in bed last night. no wonder the landlady just took the rent up!!

@Mer-C

looking at musty very closely, i see a fine boy who will DEFINITELY be tempted to touch (and do more) at the slightest opportunity. now, i'm not saying he's cheating. i'm just not saying he's faithful as well.

*sits down*

that's right, lil ma!! i just had to park my truck immediately in your Hmm Hmm in bed last night.

i know you loved every bit of what i did to you. i could see it In Your Eyes in bed last night.

nah babe!! i used the "Tell Em What They Wanna Hear" code in bed last night.

but shawna Shorty Got Her Eyes On Me in bed last night (just couldn't look anywhere else).

i was showing shawna the Signs and she could see it in bed last night.

sorry, eve!! i promise to be good from now on.


@omogenaija

KD's very alive so don't try to start something now. j-girl's just our chancellor.

@ADESUWA

Duke is just too gentle. but picking a politician from the Southern part of Nigeria wouldn't be a bad idea. think about Bayelsa State governor, DSP Alamiesiegha. remember his stunt from UK to his hometown in naija and the police couldn't get him until he finally gave himself out on TV.

@2fine

u no like as me wit u dey in peace since last saturday? remember 1st ladies of the team don't spill out of their business.

@KD

baby, you got it Twisted in bed last night (i just had to steal your attention after the long silence).

without svs, i would have been Incomplete in bed last night.

@eve

since you responded, then i was talking to you.

@svs

sorry about the mix up there.

seems everybody's out of here. guess i'll just lay back a little.

spokes, i dey your side. you know that KD has been scarce (probably creeping in another man's bed as usual) and the weather is cold, while the bone is lonely.

svs, there's no green man shaking any ass here. should i wash your eyes with my white-colored sticky eye cleanser?

omo boys, i dey ooo!! shey o wa pa?

eve, how are you?

svs, your name could be next on my sig if you don't stop flipping the script.

this thread must be an 8-gear manual transmission at its extreme speed rate.

spokesman, werrin dey?

Bad Boy, whish one na?

svs, when are you leaving the romantic city to come and be with the romantic prince?

i greet you all online in this thread (special greeting goes to the team).

IBB and svs got Locked Up in bed last night.

wow, Badman!! such a Dangerous game she played in bed last night.

it was Me & You (kelloggs) in bed last night.

eve, KD can NEVER jump off the list. i luv u baby!!

eve, i love everybody (you inclusive).

blue, put a pic of the rock up for me to see. nevertheless, nobody expected Demi Moore to go for Ashton Kutcher after staying married to Bruce Willis for years.

if a man doesn't cheat while in a committed relationship (or even when married), then he'll never know the worth of his woman. if a woman tries it, she'll regret why her fish brain though about such and might think further of doing something stupider.

i know. whoever thought Eddie Murphy was going to divorce his wife?

didn't really go clubbing. just a booooooooozing spree and this morning, i woke up sexy and sober (i didn't bring any miss back home cos i've sworn to remain faithful to you).

what's happening this weekend, blue?

Fabregas has said he'd like to end his career in a Spanish club but is not ready to leave Arsenal for now because his career is still growing.

Man U says they are not ready to even "listen" to any talks about selling C. Ronaldo to any club because he just signed another contract with Man U till 2010.

hello, my lovely blue . how are you doing and how's the tampa weather?

paul, we dey quarrel?

do i see paul toasting eve?

oh yea, 2C. you're right. let's get back into the bedroom for finalisation!!

2C, i'll be forced to unleash my crouching python on your hidden beaver if you continue whining my left nipple with your teeth.

2C, it's nothing but MADD love!!

g'night, spokesman *picks up phone to call blue*

Bad Boy, why the sudden change of heart? *suspects him deeply*

sweet dreams, 2fine!!

$hadex, lock your d**k and don't take it no where else otherwise 2fine's gonna get a bad report.

*grabs 2C up and squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezes her firmly*

spokesman, nuttin dey par!! you will live long. *catches the crates with right leg, chops knuckle with debo*