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@kelloggs

i feel like giving you "special wounding" for misjudgement.

Don't You Forget It, shawna in bed last night.

the only reason i'm going to vote for WUAM is because i love the official soundtrack. can anybody tell me where i can get the full song or just give me the name of the singer(s) and track title?

@2fine

he ain't power hungry. he's a chicken-bone choker!! power hungry men know where to feed there bellies. in another thread, he posted a link of being able to diss presidents and that's what democracy's all about. on his GREEN-BLACK-GREEN forum, he's a dictator cos somebody pours out his mind, even when it doesn't concern him directly. for this post, i'm waiting for my blow cos it's only usual and immature of Osewa.

@eve

hmmmmmmmmmmm. i won't say anything. KD knows how to handle when the time is right.

@=N=L

i'm saying "Goodbye" in advance just in case any of my lawyers, 2cantango or Genial or my spokesman, debosky inform you of my push out from the =N=L bandwagon.


Heroes Live On

@KD

anytime, boo!! that's why i'm here for ya and that's why we're going to be =N=L's strongest couple. retro & Nazi have lost already cos their relationship walls have started developing cracks.

@eve

i''ve got my eyes on you like a vulture!!

@2fine

where've you been, my 1st lady? nobody has still told me what happened between him and Osewa.

awwww, so sowwy KD!! guess you'll soon change your NL location to "where i'm not supposed to be".

however, just get there and look on the brighter side.

@eve

do you have a personal problem with me?

@KD

how are ya? and how did they "stay away from canada" dinner go?

*wipes eyes with both hands* is that my baby mama over there?

@Nazi

then NEVER tell another man's wife to worship you and be your 2nd wife!!

@otolorin

did you say none?? were you born in the 13th lunar month?

@Toy

geez!!! it took you almost like forever to pick your choice(s). i thought you were not interested and so, i got married to another Ms. on NL after i heard you tied the knot with the Badman who's actually like a brother to me*hitting head on the wall*

ex-president, yes. probably coming back via my usual scheme by 2007, INSA ALLAH!!! would you like to be the 1st lady of Nigeria for 8 years?

@T-z

do you know what BLACK is? it is beautilful. that's who you are and that's who Omotola is. better don't be judging Rita cos she's very light-skinned. Omosexy's height is another advantage, while Rita is not just short but "small". let's not talk about Omosexy's bakassi cos of Ekeinde.

@kelloggs

how would you feel if someone walked up to you and chose corn flakes over you (kelloggs)?

@eve

yea, right!!

@ayo & eze

we cannot discuss such issues here, especially when my spokesman is not around. i'll see you in the Politics section.

@eve

i still LOVE my wife. i'm only talking to retro as a friend and she understands that so don't try to contradict the issue on board here.

@retro

"it's only natural for all relationships to have flaws". In ieder geval weet ik dat u van mij. *niet houdt, loopt weg gesnik*

Retro, ik zei nooit dat u zou moeten ontkennen hem. het enkel natuurlijk voor alle verhoudingen is om hun fouten. ik te hebben heb ook te deejah niet beweerd en ik ben de sterkste paar, zijn wij enkel wroking naar het.

Alle zelfde, zal IBB altijd hier voor u geen kwestie zijn wat (uw proberen om mij van een misdaad ik te veroordelen heeft geschoten aan mij niet toevertrouwd of doodgeschoten).

Nog steeds inclusief ga houden van u laad!!  

@eve

Zeker meisje. herinner u dat u mij bedelde om hem in bed vannacht aan te raken!!

yea, what happened to the Badman himself? na my fellow Niger-Delta brother and what affects him, affects me. no wonder i didn't have a sound sleep this afternoon. i just felt something was going wrong somewhere.

@retro

Inclusief ga u ziet kunnen dat Dahitler geen goed voor u is! welke soort van een man nog een dame vraagt om hem te vereren en om zijn tweede vrouw in de aanwezigheid van de vrouw te zijn die hij beweert te houden van en te achten. deze zijn de soort van dingen kadeejah nooit zal zien mij doe en daarom wij worden het sterkste paar van nairaland tot nog toe.

Ik ben over het geval vergeten dat u tegen mij en net nu had, uw geluk telt. indien u ooit beneden voel, verzuim alstublieft niet aanraking met mij binnen te stappen omdat ik altijd hier voor u. zal zijn hou van u laad!!

@eve

Ik hou van mijn kadeejah en niets kan zich bedenken. zelfs niet uw stunt in bed vannacht.  

@ayoeze

u no fit understand. na eve i dey follow word. meanwhile, how u take be ayo & eze at the same time?

@eve

Krijg niet hem alle verkeerde. ik was nooit een Bedrieger in bed vannacht.

@eve

she was just another work of art in my Gallery in bed last night.

@eveseh

Zeg aan hallo lieveling. hoe zijn u die vandaag voelt?

after sneaking into her bedroom and under her sheets, we (IBB & . . . . .) applied the Signs Of Love Making in bed last night.

so much going on in this thread!!

@DaHitler

since nobody tried to hook retro up with some other guy, why did you decide to choose my wife to be your "worshipper" and try to hook her up to yet another married man? and ehm, your username doesn't fit that face. try talking to Seun to get you something better if not Afeni (not like i'm in support of the name change anyway).

i miss 2fine, the team's 1st lady. i had Joe & Papoose screaming out "Baby, Where You At" for days just in search of 2fine.

the best lawyers so far on NL are 2cantango and Genial. with both of them on your side (even if you're guilty), just relax and sip henessy to an already won case even before the judge's verdict.

Seun must have gotten so scared of Jobless that he quickly switched her name back to Rhodalyn. what a jelly fish!!

@DomH

you're welcome, anytime. glad you sneaked back into the thread for a little info be sure to let us know how far you went. in the mean time, you should also try looking into papers that deal with properties. they get handy most times.

good luck!!

i think everyone's out now. but i must warn odumefun to stop talking about IBB raping anybody cos i'm too decent for such an act. whatever happened to "money-for-hand, back-for-ground" women?

methinks dude is alive, somewhere in the world cos he just can't stop making records talking about present happenings.

excerpt from Until The End Of Time;

waiting for the day
i see my casket
buried as a Gee
while the world remembers me

@Ynot

i found that Dave Chapelle joint f**kin hilarious!!

aiight boo, be good cos we don't wanna be dealing with shawna.

@blue

are you there?

@my sexy-as-hell baby mama

by the time you'd be reading this post, the sig should be saying something else.

hey nairalanders, good to be back with y'all. i want to thank Genial, j-girl, 2cantango and those other people who were behind me during the trial where retro tried to nail innocent me. it's good to know credible nigerians and foreigners still care and will do anything to fight injustice. plus, i would have been a dead man by now for a crime i didn't commit but thanks to my "black magic", i am alive to testify.

GOD bless you all.

@Jobless

take heart!! 1 day, you'll get a job!

P.S. i'm still expecting SvS' apology.

@KD

hey my sexy baby mama, how are ya?

*watching closely from a Satelite TV and so far, spokes' doing good*

*wondering why retro's trying to nail me when i found myself in a situation i just had to help rather than respect her privacy and watch her slide into leprosy*

thank you very much, Jalal. i don't want to vote for anybody but i want to watch the polls closely until its closing date.

@Jafar

please put something like "none of the above" or "i don't vote" option so that those of us nigerians that just take whatever comes our way in 2007 can still have our say.