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no, spokes!! i know my baby mama's hot but before the Almighty, i can't dedicate her with that kind of name in church. moreover, u kno say me get title for my hometown and there's no way my kins men go fit pronounce dat kain heavy name. feel me?

baby, you give the blow jobs!! (n who did u attempt to do it with last night?)



wwtlty saw a REAL b**ch clap?

Rihanna- Music Of The Sun

@mocha

bros, na so i explain to GOD and He said He is in control.

@KD

baby, you can't name my baby girl Diana. all my children's names must start with B. if you don't like the name "Bilgah" which is biblical, think of something better (and please, don't give me Beyonce).

Craig David- Love U No More

baby, you're giving me 4 kids and even though we haven't gone for a scan now, i'm sure it's a boy. this is the order in which they'll come;

Boy (Bentley)
Girl (Bilgah)
Boy (Barclay)
Boy (Benzil)

you better go find a name that starts with B so you can join us cos my english name is Berkeley.

uhm baby, i though i told you about the south african girl (Cwayita) who had a boy for me in south africa in april '05 and the nigerian girl (Linda) who also had a boy for me in march '06 right here in nigeria. oh! *snap* you were almost falling asleep when i was talking to you about it and you told me you had heard. anyway, you're a normal sleep-talker. lol!! i luv u!!

hey debo, you should move to Niger-Delta Republic when nigeria seperates and obtain citizen status without stress. you'll also receive a good job in the NDR FG cos i'll make sure you're a member of my cabinet.

sorry baby, i was away when you came in. i had to go eat out since you refused to cook and i didnt' wanna stress you. i'll officially make it known today that my woman is heavy with our 1st (my 3rd) issue. luv u baby!!!

@soul-p

we're serious. is abdusalam not sexy, smooth and rugged for a black bond character?

yes oooo!! the 2007 aspirant is around. where's my 1st lady? spokesman, i can see you're killing them in the matchmaking joint. good going, bro!!

i hail all the couples and singles for dis place oooo!!

Bad Boy, no long tin!!!

we go dey yan later na!

@2wowo

manage this *turns black ass for her to tap small current*

@j. lo

the saga continues

you think so? by the way, how do i say goodbye as a question?

j. lo, that's why i believe me and you are gonna take the world by storm once we come together.

Goodbye My Lover (KD) in bed last night. see you tonight!!

nah, j. lo. i mean a better kind of coup. but not to worry, you'll enjoy the stunt once we begin.

j. lo, Trezeguet killed you guys. SIMPLICADO!!! no long tin!!!

KOK is best known for 419 and occultic movies. Emeka Ike is not good with gadgets.

ok!! from the military, we can have Abdusalam Abubakar. that's spot on, babe!!

so u mean say she trust ur being around me?

j. lo, How U Gonna Act Like That after Bad Boy worked it seriously in bed last night?

believe me j. lo, no way would have been cooler than the way he left.

don't forget Bond needs a little ruggedity no matter how smooth. ok! can you manage Prof Jerry Gana?

j. lo, you're very stubborn sha. i go begin plan your coup very soon!

they never deserved to win because the only MAN in that team was Zidane. no team puts its all on one man and expects to come out 1st.

he's 36% feminine for Bond. if we run out of actors, we'll just pick men from the government. someone like Tinubu (Gov. Lagos State) wouldn't be a bad idea.

j. lo, you should be looking for diddy and not the happy couple.

aloib, take care (u b my name-sake in a way sha- IB). *pondering on next move*

and Ramsey Noah looks like some oyibo cos of his complexion.

so, maybe we'll just give it to Segun Arinze!!

yea right, j. lo! remember the reason you gave to me for chasing away the Stupid Girls in bed lastnight?

knowing KD, u no think say she for don burst if to say she don find out?

@aloib

we never yan and we never fight. so finally, i don see ur location wey u dey hide since 4 d other side. next time, i go give u romantic slap. how u dey?

@debo

no wahala!! just that you're 1 man and the English squad consisted of 11 men (10 players, 1 GK).

@2wowo

abeg, leave me now. is this love that she's feeling?

Ne-Yo ft/ LL Cool J- So Sick

@aloib

it's a lie!!! lyricalgenius?

@2wowo

i dey waste my typin skills 4 ur bodi. let me switch to MVIP (more very important people).

@debo

hope your candy can be her in 1 place? i know her well and believe me when i say that the last English squad that went in all at the same time didn't come out with happy faces.

u neva notice say nobody don catch me wit u 4 dis our private and sweet corner?