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i love everyone.

debo, my brand is HARP. you can roll out after i see my 2 crates.

diddy, we're working on it. no shaking!!

is j. lo not the most beautiful girl on NL?

spokesman, fill $hadex with the team's info.

diddy, thanks for accepting the kolanut and dry gin.

2fine & j. lo, group hug ladies!!!

2C, we'll talk about the kids on YIM. please talk to diddy for me (think he's a little tipsy cos he can't see very well it's j. lo).

debo, keep up the good work.

2fine, do whatever is right so that both of you can be on the team and work together for its success.

j. lo, easy baby. i've got you on this one.

debo, please help me calm diddy down. let's dialogue like matured people and not kindergaten sissies.

2C, i missed you even more. good to know they'll get very fat during the break!!

Bad Boy, this is the wrongest approach to getting the girl of your dreams (j. lo). i'm doing this one in particular for you, plus some under-G runs. why u wan scatter my good works 4 u?

diddy, we'll handle the matter. for now, you and Baddy should please accept the kolanut and dry gin. debo is already chewing and sipping.

*serves the elders*

debo, that is why the spokesman position best suits you. perfect way of addressing people and tactical questions.

*2  thumbs up for spokesman*

welcome to the team, j. lo.

*warms her hugly*

*whispers in her left ear*

why didn't you let me know earlier?

2C, my looooooooooooooooove!!! i'm good and giving you that "eye" too. how are OUR angels?

debo, you're such a bad fella. but from my last gist with blue, i don't think she's cut out on you like that. and i wouldn't like to see my own personal person being lied to. do the math and tell me the score.

uhm, my brothers we will have to sit at a round table to discuss this. not here for now.

*goes to bring kolanut and dry gin for the elders*

Badman, please accept her. i am now on her side and will never go against her cos she has alot to offer to you (and the team).

debo, no wahala!! as a correct spokesman, you should have even added the purple g-string!

2baby, i officially welcome you to Team IBB & The Boys. for your sake, the team name will be changed by monday morning cos of the "The Boys" part. *hugs her warmly*

Badman, let me officially welcome you then. you'll definitely have fun and thanks for promoting the sig in my absence. that's a nice campaign strategy that'll catch the audience's attention quickly.

j. lo, Bossy won't return cos she's absconded with part of diddy's wealth (not like he feels the pain though). he needs someone who loves him for real and he has fallen in love with you all over again. please give him a chance. we need more women in the Team IBB Wives Association.

meanwhile, i'm waiting for oppositeof2wowo to join and become the 1st Lady of the team. in her new pic, she's just a beauty.

debo, how the issue wit blue/domino so far?

you guys are just tooooooooooo fast on this thread. i'll now miss breakfast just because i want to keep up.

j. lo, where are we going after church on sunday?

2wowo, i don miss u no bi small. nite vigil taught me alot and right now, let's make peace.

Badman, i throway suicide hailings bros!! e bi like say u don join Team IBB & The Boys.

Bad Boy (diddy), are you still sipping holmes?

Spokesman (debo), wetin dey happen na? u wit blue don settle.

every other person on the thread, how're y'all doing?

Heather Hedley- Me Time

Chingy ft/ Tyrese- Pullin' Me Back

that's what j. lo keeps doing even when i've made up my mind to leave. *what's a man to do*

who's this ikamefa? *goes behind to find out*


Fabolous- Breathe

Erykah Badu- Love Of My Life

@retro

if you're Sandra, who's John? and where's the baby, Love?

I Know i'm the 1st poster on this thread even though i'm not the author.

I Know thread spammers are on their way to dirty this place, so i'm out!!

I Know i miss Mrs Black-Briggs (Rhodalyn).

I Know i cannot run away without thanking 2C for the offline message. i love you, aussie's finesse!

Kadeejah was Contagious in bed last night. luv u boo!!

Team IBB & The Boys

, we're balling right

nobody brings us down.

diddy (Bad Boy) is too much on the chics steering. he can never drive into the bush or with his eyes closed.

debosky (spokesman) is just too much when he addresses the public on chics-related issues and he mends broken relationships (if symptom persists after 2 trials, go see Jerry Springer). the blue and domi-baby case was just a stunt he pulled to test domi's love. i'm revealing this on his behalf because he's disappointed domi doesn't trust him. nonetheless, his heart is soft, tender and pure and he's willing to forgive his offenders.

for those people willing to join the Team, don't fail to indicate by showing your interest. membership is free for men and ladies of =N=L (2wowo, we can consider you too but you have to promise to be of good beahvior).

debo (my spokesman) in a very derrrrrrrrty scandal.

blue, take heart.

domino, we'll sort this out easily.

j. lo, how u dey?

@ledi

congratulations ooooo!! but then, we have to officially "wash" the job (as per omo eko, u suppose understand). when are you inviting us for the nkwobi, isi ewu, point and kill, goat meat pepper soup with beer to do the cleansing?

i wish you all the best and pray you grow larger!!

I'll Be Waiting for j-girl in bed last night.

the Bleep was not Wonderful in bed last night.

i'll have to read my Bible (since i can't call her that) and get back to you in 21 hours for the name. seems some people let us have our peace here today. should we do what we do in our bedroom here?

Nick Canon- Gigolo

@debo

i like you too mush!! as a matter of fact, i go commot you for spokesman and put you for Information Minister when we move go Niger-Delta Republic. but this is the simple deal;

the English names must and only start with "B" (my English name is Berkeley
the kalabari (native) names must and only start with "Ib" (my native name is Ibinabo

@KD

sweetie, take your time to do a research on a sweet female name that's not common and/or unique. something that will keep people at the edge of their seats. check the reaction of the public when they hear my boys names'

Bentley- is he the heir of Bentley Motors?
Barclay- does his father own Barclays Bank?
Benzil- i think his father introduced Mercedes Benz to Israel (remember Israel is .il)

i luv u boo!!!

to those of you who don't like them, they're Vixens. to the ones in support of what they do, they're Vaccines.